Florabama
AN: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. And for some reason my beta reader's e-mail won't let her except mail from me. Or that's what she's told me.
Chapter 4
After the cake event the hobbits had to be hosed down because they got the cake more on themselves than in their mouths. Katie took care of that while Kim checked the Internet to see just how many identified Mary Sue's there where.
After the hobbits where clean they passed out on the fold out couch. The other LOTR men followed suit and found places to sleep.
Glorfindel however did not. He was still shocked to learn just where Taraqwen came from. Poking his inside the ' computer room' he saw pictures hung to the wall by one white box with a flashing screen. Katie sat in front of it. Kim sat on the opposite wall, in front of a white box as well but on her white box where pictures of scantly clad men.
Glorfindel just shook his head and looked back at where Katie was. The pictures where every well-done drawings of Taraqwen in many different styles.
" Takes a while to form a good OC character." Katie explained not looking at him. " You have to be careful or you'll end up with a Mary Sue. Wanna come in?"
He walked in past Kim who didn't seem to notice anything that wasn't on her computer. Katie pulled up a roll up chair and put it beside her. " Sit."
Glorfindel took his seat. This place was very odd for him. A harsh lamp outside mad it hard to see the stars through the windows. Katie looked at him noticing his discomfort.
"Lle tyava quel?"
Glorfindel was surprised she actually knew the Elvish Language.
"Lle rangwa amin? Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?"
Katie smiled and nodded. " I am learning. So is Kim little by little. Kim.. KIM!" She threw a book at Kim. " Stop staring at nasty pictures of Draco and say some elvish things. I think he's home sick."
Kim turned around and noticed Glorfindel for the first time." Lle lakwenien?"
Glorfindel scowled." I am not home sick."
"Utinu en lokirim." Katie muttered." You seem pretty homesick to me. You're pouting almost and why are you staring at my pictures of Taraqwen like that?"
Kim looked at him." Yea you've got that dreamy ' I miss some one I love but I wish I had told them that' look you read about in Romance novels.." Katie raised and eyebrow and Kim quickly added. " So I've heard."
" Riiiiiiiiiiight. Kim you're mother has a whole closet full of Romance novels. You're bound to have read one in you're life, stop trying to deny it."
Kim just said," Antolle ulua sulrim." Then turned back to her computer to stare at her pictures.
Glorfindelasked. "These Mary Sue's and Fan authors..Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor?"
"Ume." Katie nodded and turned back to her computer. " But it will take some time. There aren't that many of us who stand against Mary Sue's and took many characters are to lazy to help." She went back to typing. " You'd better get some sleep."
Glorfindel left the room with a sigh.' Now I know where Taraqwen get's her bossiness from.'
The next morning was pure chaos. Katie and Kim tried to cook food in the kitchen, but the hobbits kept getting in the way. Eventually Kim picked up Merry and chucked him half way across the house. She heard the small hobbit yell in his best Gimli impersonation," NOBODY TOSSES A HOBBIT!"
Everyone laughed at that especially Legolas who recalled the dwarf tossing incidents of Moria and Helms Deep.
Finally Katie and Kim gave up on trying to cook breakfast for the guys and told themselves to make what ever they wanted. Kim retreated to the computer room while Katie watched Sam stand on a stool and cook.
Glorfindel told the other elves about his late night talk with the girls. " They speak Elvish."
Elrond seemed amazed that people of another world could speak something other than the common tongue." How well can they speak it?"
"Quel. For humans that is.."
Kim poked her head out of the computer room; she took what Glorfindel said as an insult. "Auta miqula orqu."
The twins made a choking sound, Legolas's jaw dropped, and both Thranduil and Elrond looked appauled. Kim smiled and went back to her computer.
" Ume, amin elea. " Elrond said stiffly.
Thranduil looked at Katie, then at where Kim used to be. "Amin n'rangwa edanea."
'None of us do.' All Six elves thought at the same time.
Aragon, Eomer, and Faramiar entered the computer room and received a lesson from Kim about the yaoi. Two minutes later all three strong warriors came running out of the computer room and out the door, throwing up over the porch railing screaming that she was Sauron for liking that stuff. Katie just shook her head and made a list of things ' NOT to show them.'
' Yaoi is a big no no.' she wrote down,' So is Yuri' Katie cringed at that. Yuri is worse than Yaoi.then she wrote,' Just don't let them look at Kim's computer and they should be fine.'
End of chapter four
Much elvish was in this! YAY!
Translations.
"Lle tyava quel?"- Are you well? "Lle rangwa amin? Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?"- You understand me? Do you speak Elvish? " Ume." -Yes " Lle lakwenien?"- Are you joking? Utinu en lokirim- Son of snakes (dishonest person) Antolle ulua sulrim- Much wind pours from you're mouth Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor?- We will defeat them in battle? Quel- Well "Auta miqula orqu."- Go kiss an orc " Ume, amin elea. "- Yes, I see. "Amin n'rangwa edanea."- I do not understand these humans.
AN: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. And for some reason my beta reader's e-mail won't let her except mail from me. Or that's what she's told me.
Chapter 4
After the cake event the hobbits had to be hosed down because they got the cake more on themselves than in their mouths. Katie took care of that while Kim checked the Internet to see just how many identified Mary Sue's there where.
After the hobbits where clean they passed out on the fold out couch. The other LOTR men followed suit and found places to sleep.
Glorfindel however did not. He was still shocked to learn just where Taraqwen came from. Poking his inside the ' computer room' he saw pictures hung to the wall by one white box with a flashing screen. Katie sat in front of it. Kim sat on the opposite wall, in front of a white box as well but on her white box where pictures of scantly clad men.
Glorfindel just shook his head and looked back at where Katie was. The pictures where every well-done drawings of Taraqwen in many different styles.
" Takes a while to form a good OC character." Katie explained not looking at him. " You have to be careful or you'll end up with a Mary Sue. Wanna come in?"
He walked in past Kim who didn't seem to notice anything that wasn't on her computer. Katie pulled up a roll up chair and put it beside her. " Sit."
Glorfindel took his seat. This place was very odd for him. A harsh lamp outside mad it hard to see the stars through the windows. Katie looked at him noticing his discomfort.
"Lle tyava quel?"
Glorfindel was surprised she actually knew the Elvish Language.
"Lle rangwa amin? Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?"
Katie smiled and nodded. " I am learning. So is Kim little by little. Kim.. KIM!" She threw a book at Kim. " Stop staring at nasty pictures of Draco and say some elvish things. I think he's home sick."
Kim turned around and noticed Glorfindel for the first time." Lle lakwenien?"
Glorfindel scowled." I am not home sick."
"Utinu en lokirim." Katie muttered." You seem pretty homesick to me. You're pouting almost and why are you staring at my pictures of Taraqwen like that?"
Kim looked at him." Yea you've got that dreamy ' I miss some one I love but I wish I had told them that' look you read about in Romance novels.." Katie raised and eyebrow and Kim quickly added. " So I've heard."
" Riiiiiiiiiiight. Kim you're mother has a whole closet full of Romance novels. You're bound to have read one in you're life, stop trying to deny it."
Kim just said," Antolle ulua sulrim." Then turned back to her computer to stare at her pictures.
Glorfindelasked. "These Mary Sue's and Fan authors..Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor?"
"Ume." Katie nodded and turned back to her computer. " But it will take some time. There aren't that many of us who stand against Mary Sue's and took many characters are to lazy to help." She went back to typing. " You'd better get some sleep."
Glorfindel left the room with a sigh.' Now I know where Taraqwen get's her bossiness from.'
The next morning was pure chaos. Katie and Kim tried to cook food in the kitchen, but the hobbits kept getting in the way. Eventually Kim picked up Merry and chucked him half way across the house. She heard the small hobbit yell in his best Gimli impersonation," NOBODY TOSSES A HOBBIT!"
Everyone laughed at that especially Legolas who recalled the dwarf tossing incidents of Moria and Helms Deep.
Finally Katie and Kim gave up on trying to cook breakfast for the guys and told themselves to make what ever they wanted. Kim retreated to the computer room while Katie watched Sam stand on a stool and cook.
Glorfindel told the other elves about his late night talk with the girls. " They speak Elvish."
Elrond seemed amazed that people of another world could speak something other than the common tongue." How well can they speak it?"
"Quel. For humans that is.."
Kim poked her head out of the computer room; she took what Glorfindel said as an insult. "Auta miqula orqu."
The twins made a choking sound, Legolas's jaw dropped, and both Thranduil and Elrond looked appauled. Kim smiled and went back to her computer.
" Ume, amin elea. " Elrond said stiffly.
Thranduil looked at Katie, then at where Kim used to be. "Amin n'rangwa edanea."
'None of us do.' All Six elves thought at the same time.
Aragon, Eomer, and Faramiar entered the computer room and received a lesson from Kim about the yaoi. Two minutes later all three strong warriors came running out of the computer room and out the door, throwing up over the porch railing screaming that she was Sauron for liking that stuff. Katie just shook her head and made a list of things ' NOT to show them.'
' Yaoi is a big no no.' she wrote down,' So is Yuri' Katie cringed at that. Yuri is worse than Yaoi.then she wrote,' Just don't let them look at Kim's computer and they should be fine.'
End of chapter four
Much elvish was in this! YAY!
Translations.
"Lle tyava quel?"- Are you well? "Lle rangwa amin? Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?"- You understand me? Do you speak Elvish? " Ume." -Yes " Lle lakwenien?"- Are you joking? Utinu en lokirim- Son of snakes (dishonest person) Antolle ulua sulrim- Much wind pours from you're mouth Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor?- We will defeat them in battle? Quel- Well "Auta miqula orqu."- Go kiss an orc " Ume, amin elea. "- Yes, I see. "Amin n'rangwa edanea."- I do not understand these humans.