Chapter Two
Roger looked up at the ceiling, annoyed. He had nearly gagged Kyla again and Lausanne was giggling so much about it.
"Do you want me to get the doctor to cut my tongue off?" Roger asked.
"No, I don't want the taste of blood in my mouth," Kyla said. "Ok, let's try that again."
Roger leaned over and kisses Kyla. He yelped and jumped away from Kyla.
"You bit my tongue!" he said.
"I know," she smiled. "It's a.habit."
Lausanne laughed. "You two are hilarious!" She rolled off the couch, clutching her side and laughing. "Oh, gawd!" She giggled. "I missed this!" She rolled around on the floor.
"I say it's time to kick Lausanne around," Roger said.
"Me too." Kyla agreed.
Lausanne shrieked and ran to her room. The shriek scared Vincent and made him cry. Kyla picked him up and tried to make him stop. Roger took Vincent and stuck out his tongue. Vincent grabbed it and giggled. Kyla giggled at the look on Roger's face.
Mark walked in.
"Hey, all," he said. "Off to work a bit early." He looked at Roger and his trapped tongue. "Roger.were you doing tongue tricks to babies?"
"Tongue tricks?" Kyla asked.
"Mark!" Roger said, tongue finally loose. "You're not supposed to talk about the tricks!"
"What tricks?" Lausanne asked, coming out.
"Nothing," Mark said.
"It's something naughty ain't it?"
"Lausanne!" Roger said.
"Ain't it?"
"Yeah.it is," Mark said. "No more questions!"
"We should video tape their room again," Kyla said.
"AGAIN?!" Roger said . Kyla and Lausanne giggled. Roger and Mark looked at them, confused.
At dinner that night, Roger asked Alex something.
"Do you and Kyla watch gay porno?"
Alex looked at Roger strangely and Kyla giggled.
"No.why?" Alex asked.
"Seems like she's a peeper, video taped me and Mark," he explained.
Kyla giggled more. "Finally figure out I'm a pervert? I've been one since grade eight, Roger." She looked at Alex, who was looking at her strangely. "What? You've read my diary! .You know what's in there."
"What's in there?" Lausanne asked.
"Stuff," Alex said.
"What type of stuff?" Roger asked.
"Stuff," Alex persisted.
"Yeah, and if he tells, he's not reading the other one," Kyla said.
"You have another one?" John asked. "One I've never known of?"
"Yeah, it's hidden, John. And quit reading my diary."
"But, there's funny shit in there!"
"Like what?" Mark asked.
"Like-"
Kyla threw a potato at John. "Just never mind."
Alex was awake that night, wondering. Sure, he had read Kyla's entire diary, but.there was one that he never read? He shook Kyla awake.
"What.?" she asked, rolling over.
"What.what are your other secrets?" Alex asked . "That's my business, ain't it?" Kyla demanded, wide-awake. "You have your secrets, right?"
"Yeah.well, actually, no, I told them all to you," he admitted.
"Well, get some and don't tell me," she yawned. "Why's it matter anyways?"
"Because.now that we're married, we shouldn't keep secrets."
"Yay, we're married," Kyla said with heavy sarcasm. "So what? We can keep secrets. Like.ok, here's an example.I like to look at other people's asses. Oh, wow, you know that secret! So what?"
"Well.I guess you're right." He hugged her and kissed her. "If you have anything to say, though, just come out with it. I do love you more than anything."
"Yeah." Kyla yawned. "Now, let me get some sleep."
Roger looked up at the ceiling, annoyed. He had nearly gagged Kyla again and Lausanne was giggling so much about it.
"Do you want me to get the doctor to cut my tongue off?" Roger asked.
"No, I don't want the taste of blood in my mouth," Kyla said. "Ok, let's try that again."
Roger leaned over and kisses Kyla. He yelped and jumped away from Kyla.
"You bit my tongue!" he said.
"I know," she smiled. "It's a.habit."
Lausanne laughed. "You two are hilarious!" She rolled off the couch, clutching her side and laughing. "Oh, gawd!" She giggled. "I missed this!" She rolled around on the floor.
"I say it's time to kick Lausanne around," Roger said.
"Me too." Kyla agreed.
Lausanne shrieked and ran to her room. The shriek scared Vincent and made him cry. Kyla picked him up and tried to make him stop. Roger took Vincent and stuck out his tongue. Vincent grabbed it and giggled. Kyla giggled at the look on Roger's face.
Mark walked in.
"Hey, all," he said. "Off to work a bit early." He looked at Roger and his trapped tongue. "Roger.were you doing tongue tricks to babies?"
"Tongue tricks?" Kyla asked.
"Mark!" Roger said, tongue finally loose. "You're not supposed to talk about the tricks!"
"What tricks?" Lausanne asked, coming out.
"Nothing," Mark said.
"It's something naughty ain't it?"
"Lausanne!" Roger said.
"Ain't it?"
"Yeah.it is," Mark said. "No more questions!"
"We should video tape their room again," Kyla said.
"AGAIN?!" Roger said . Kyla and Lausanne giggled. Roger and Mark looked at them, confused.
At dinner that night, Roger asked Alex something.
"Do you and Kyla watch gay porno?"
Alex looked at Roger strangely and Kyla giggled.
"No.why?" Alex asked.
"Seems like she's a peeper, video taped me and Mark," he explained.
Kyla giggled more. "Finally figure out I'm a pervert? I've been one since grade eight, Roger." She looked at Alex, who was looking at her strangely. "What? You've read my diary! .You know what's in there."
"What's in there?" Lausanne asked.
"Stuff," Alex said.
"What type of stuff?" Roger asked.
"Stuff," Alex persisted.
"Yeah, and if he tells, he's not reading the other one," Kyla said.
"You have another one?" John asked. "One I've never known of?"
"Yeah, it's hidden, John. And quit reading my diary."
"But, there's funny shit in there!"
"Like what?" Mark asked.
"Like-"
Kyla threw a potato at John. "Just never mind."
Alex was awake that night, wondering. Sure, he had read Kyla's entire diary, but.there was one that he never read? He shook Kyla awake.
"What.?" she asked, rolling over.
"What.what are your other secrets?" Alex asked . "That's my business, ain't it?" Kyla demanded, wide-awake. "You have your secrets, right?"
"Yeah.well, actually, no, I told them all to you," he admitted.
"Well, get some and don't tell me," she yawned. "Why's it matter anyways?"
"Because.now that we're married, we shouldn't keep secrets."
"Yay, we're married," Kyla said with heavy sarcasm. "So what? We can keep secrets. Like.ok, here's an example.I like to look at other people's asses. Oh, wow, you know that secret! So what?"
"Well.I guess you're right." He hugged her and kissed her. "If you have anything to say, though, just come out with it. I do love you more than anything."
"Yeah." Kyla yawned. "Now, let me get some sleep."