Here's chapter five. Sorry it took me so long to get out. I keep hitting these blocks. Oh well finals are over and my regents are over so I can write as much as I want. Well here it is I hope you like it.

The "Aftermath"

Inu-Will you all just stop! So we had sex it's not that big of a deal. Sango, I saw you and Miroku in the hot spring together but I never said anything.

Sango flushed bright red and Miroku just smiled.

Inu-You seem quite proud of yourself Miroku, but unless my ears deceive me you seemed to be the one making all the noise. The lecher monk couldn't even pleasure a virgin.

Miroku bowed his head in embarrassment.

Inu-Not so high and mighty now are you. The mighty Lech has fallen.

Kagome stared on in disbelief as Inuyasha browbeat her friends.

Tears began to well up in her eyes and she ran off into the woods.

Shi-Where's Kagome? (Inuyasha rants on.) INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha looks down in surprise at the sudden outburst from the little kit.

Inu-What!

Shi-I asked where Kagome was.

Inu-Don't be stupid she's right be..hind.me. Kagome!!!!!

Inuyasha bounded into the forest and began to look for his "mate."

Inu- Kagome!!!!! Where are you? Kagome please answer me.

Kag- Go away! Leave me alone! You shouldn't need to be seen with the likes of me.

Kagome emerged from behind Goshinboku and looked sternly at Inuyasha.

Inu- What are you talking about? I love you. I love being around you. I have never been happier than when I am with you.

Kag- Then why did you flip out at them when they talked about us?

Inu- They were talking about us having sex not our relationship together.

Kag- That's what they were talking about? Those sick little..

Mir- Hey you found her. We were so.

Kag-YOU!!!!

She stormed up to Miroku and grabbed his manhood and began to squeeze.

Kag-So you like to talk about other people's sex lives do you?

She began to squeeze a little harder.

Mir-Hmmmm. A little straightforward are we?

Kag-Yeah you like that?

She clenched her fist bringing Miroku to his knees. Inuyasha flinched in pain. Anyone going through such an ordeal would flinch in pain, even a hanyou such as himself.

Kag-So you like knowing about other peoples sex lives huh? Well you really be worrying about your own at this point. If you look into our sex life any more you'll have nothing left down there to have a sex life at all.

She gave one last hard squeeze and released him. Miroku lay sprawled on the ground holding himself, gasping for breath. Kagome walked up to Inuyasha and wiped off her hands on her uniform.

Kag-That should take care of him for now.

Kagome strolled out of the forest and back to the village, pleased at how she handled the tsunoe houshi. Inuyasha just stared down at the monk, still paralyzed in pain.

Inu-Kagome wait up!

He bounded out of the forest after Kagome.
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Miroku stumbled back into the village only to find Kagome and Sango chatting wildly about god knows what. He walked closer to the hut and was able to catch part of the conversation. Kag-Yeah but he'll be sore for a few days so go easy on him.

San- (laughing madly) Yeah but he's a big boy he'll get over it eventually. Did you really bring him to his knees? (Kagome nods quickly stifling an outburst.) That's great I wish I were there to see that. I hope he's still able to perform if you know what I mean.

Sango raises her eyebrow suggestively. Kagome begins to laugh uncontrollably.

Kag-You are just as big of a pervert as he is.

San-Maybe but I haven't started to grope people yet.

Kag- Yeah maybe you're right.

Miroku entered the hut, face still livid with pain. He stared down at the floor unable to meet anyone's gaze

Kag-So the lech finally returns.

Yes I'm ending it there. Don't hate me but I've got big plans for the next chapter. Well R&R. Please!!!!!