Rurouni Kenshin
Kenshin meets DBZ
Chapter 2
*KKK I am back with Chappie 2. Geez ppl so demanding lolz. Hope you like. Don't forget to review!*
"So, what are we going to do?", Goku asked Kenshin.
"I don't know. It seems that some of us cannot get along, that we can't.", Kenshin replied.
From far away, Videl and Gohan could hear the conversation.
"That guy speaks funny. Why does he repeat himself?", Videl asked.
"Hmmm... I'm not sure. Hey, he could be a homeless bum. Look at what he's wearing... I'm not sure if I can share our shack with him.", Gohan said.
"Goku!!!!!! What are we going to do? I spent a long time planning this trip.", Chi Chi complained.
Kaoru joined from behind.
"Yeah me too. I did a lot of planning and packing.", Kaoru said.
Why is this woman wearing a kimono when she is on vacation? Chi Chi thought.
"It seems that you keep looking at my kimono. Why?", Kaoru asked.
"I was wondering why you are wearing something like that in such hot weather.", Chi Chi said.
"Well that is my buisness.", Kaoru said coldly.
Kaoru was only wearing that kimono because Kenshin suggested that it would look great on her. She couldn't let him down.
"You don't have to be such a bitch about it.", Chi Chi said.
"I'll be a bitch whenever I want. You want to make something of it?", Kaoru asked.
"Yeah. I don't have to be treated so rudely by a whore.", Chi Chi said.
"I'll have you know I am the assistant master of the Kamiya Kasshin style and I will be glad to take you on any day.", Kaoru warned.
"Is that a threat?", Ch Chi asked.
Kaoru nodded.
"No one threatens me.", Chi Chi said and slapped Kaoru but Kaoru easily blocked.
"Like I said, I am the assistant master and I know more about fighting then you'll ever know.", Kaoru said.
The two started throwing slaps at each other.
"Miss Kaoru!", Kenshin exclaimed.
"Chi Chi!", Goku said.
"Go mom!", someone shouted. It was either Gohan or Goten.
"Come on Kaoru!! Fight her!! Slap her! Go Kaoru!!!", Yahiko said.
Kenshin and Goku immediately ran toward the girls and held them back.
"Get the hell off of me!", Chi Chi said. "That bitch has to learn that being a bitch is gonna get her beat up."
Kaoru tried to slap her again but Goku caught her hand.
"Get off!", Kaoru said struggling.
"Miss Kaoru! That's enough.", Kenshin said. "I think we should clean you up that we should." He tried to smile.
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Now that Yahiko is finally asleep, Kaoru and Chi Chi have calmed down and the others left, Goku and Kenshin can finally talk about sharing the shack.
"I have 7 other people on this trip with me. It's not going to be easy.", Goku said.
"That's true. How about you and your wife have one bedroom?", Kenshin suggested.
"That can work. Also my son and his wife, Krillin and his wife should have rooms.", Goku said.
"Ok. That would leave two bedrooms for us. Sano and Yahiko can share a room and Miss Kaoru can have one bedroom.", Kenshin said.
"Then where would you sleep? Aren't you and your girlfriend going to share a room?", Goku asked.
Kenshin opened his eyes wide.
"Wh-wha-what? You think Miss Kaoru is my girlfriend? No no no. We are just friends. It would be too awkard to share a room.", Kenshin said.
"Come on Kenshin! You know you like Kaoru!", Yahiko said.
"Yahiko! You're awake.", Kenshin said unaware that Yahiko was there the whole time.
"Duh!", Yahiko said. He put a hand on his head. "Oww. My head is hurting really badly."
"Well that's what happens when you get drunk at such a young age.", Kenshin said.
"I'm not young!", Yahiko said.
"How many drinks did you have anyway?", Kenshin asked.
"Uhhh... a couple.", Yahiko said.
"How many is a couple?", Kenshin asked.
"About 80 or 90.", Yahiko replied.
Kenshin stared in disbelief. "How do you just drink 80 or 90 drinks?", he asked.
"Hey! It was good. I never knew sake can get you drunk.", Yahiko said.
Kenshin sighed at Yahiko's stupidity.
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"We finally got the room thing straightened out.", Kenshin told Kaoru.
"That's great. When are we leaving? I can't wait to go home.", Kaoru said.
Kenshin frowned. "I thought you were happy to come here.", he said.
"Not anymore. With that stupid woman hanging around.", Kaoru said.
"It's ok. I think you should go pick out a room before all the good ones are taken.", Kenshin suggested.
"Where are you going to sleep?", Kaoru asked.
"Outside. Don't worry. I'll take care of myself.", Kenshin reassured Kaoru when she frowned.
"Are you sure? We could figure something out.", Kaoru said.
"It's alright Miss Kaoru. I'll stare at the stars. It's going to be a beautiful night I hear.", Kenshin said.
"Alright.", Kaoru said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was sound asleep. Well... Almost everyone. Chi Chi climbed out of her bed. She wanted revenge for what Kaoru had done to her. It was all her fault her body ached. She went to her bags and took out a pair of scissors. She grinned evily.
*Well, there you have it. Hope you liked it. Don't forget to review!*
Kenshin meets DBZ
Chapter 2
*KKK I am back with Chappie 2. Geez ppl so demanding lolz. Hope you like. Don't forget to review!*
"So, what are we going to do?", Goku asked Kenshin.
"I don't know. It seems that some of us cannot get along, that we can't.", Kenshin replied.
From far away, Videl and Gohan could hear the conversation.
"That guy speaks funny. Why does he repeat himself?", Videl asked.
"Hmmm... I'm not sure. Hey, he could be a homeless bum. Look at what he's wearing... I'm not sure if I can share our shack with him.", Gohan said.
"Goku!!!!!! What are we going to do? I spent a long time planning this trip.", Chi Chi complained.
Kaoru joined from behind.
"Yeah me too. I did a lot of planning and packing.", Kaoru said.
Why is this woman wearing a kimono when she is on vacation? Chi Chi thought.
"It seems that you keep looking at my kimono. Why?", Kaoru asked.
"I was wondering why you are wearing something like that in such hot weather.", Chi Chi said.
"Well that is my buisness.", Kaoru said coldly.
Kaoru was only wearing that kimono because Kenshin suggested that it would look great on her. She couldn't let him down.
"You don't have to be such a bitch about it.", Chi Chi said.
"I'll be a bitch whenever I want. You want to make something of it?", Kaoru asked.
"Yeah. I don't have to be treated so rudely by a whore.", Chi Chi said.
"I'll have you know I am the assistant master of the Kamiya Kasshin style and I will be glad to take you on any day.", Kaoru warned.
"Is that a threat?", Ch Chi asked.
Kaoru nodded.
"No one threatens me.", Chi Chi said and slapped Kaoru but Kaoru easily blocked.
"Like I said, I am the assistant master and I know more about fighting then you'll ever know.", Kaoru said.
The two started throwing slaps at each other.
"Miss Kaoru!", Kenshin exclaimed.
"Chi Chi!", Goku said.
"Go mom!", someone shouted. It was either Gohan or Goten.
"Come on Kaoru!! Fight her!! Slap her! Go Kaoru!!!", Yahiko said.
Kenshin and Goku immediately ran toward the girls and held them back.
"Get the hell off of me!", Chi Chi said. "That bitch has to learn that being a bitch is gonna get her beat up."
Kaoru tried to slap her again but Goku caught her hand.
"Get off!", Kaoru said struggling.
"Miss Kaoru! That's enough.", Kenshin said. "I think we should clean you up that we should." He tried to smile.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now that Yahiko is finally asleep, Kaoru and Chi Chi have calmed down and the others left, Goku and Kenshin can finally talk about sharing the shack.
"I have 7 other people on this trip with me. It's not going to be easy.", Goku said.
"That's true. How about you and your wife have one bedroom?", Kenshin suggested.
"That can work. Also my son and his wife, Krillin and his wife should have rooms.", Goku said.
"Ok. That would leave two bedrooms for us. Sano and Yahiko can share a room and Miss Kaoru can have one bedroom.", Kenshin said.
"Then where would you sleep? Aren't you and your girlfriend going to share a room?", Goku asked.
Kenshin opened his eyes wide.
"Wh-wha-what? You think Miss Kaoru is my girlfriend? No no no. We are just friends. It would be too awkard to share a room.", Kenshin said.
"Come on Kenshin! You know you like Kaoru!", Yahiko said.
"Yahiko! You're awake.", Kenshin said unaware that Yahiko was there the whole time.
"Duh!", Yahiko said. He put a hand on his head. "Oww. My head is hurting really badly."
"Well that's what happens when you get drunk at such a young age.", Kenshin said.
"I'm not young!", Yahiko said.
"How many drinks did you have anyway?", Kenshin asked.
"Uhhh... a couple.", Yahiko said.
"How many is a couple?", Kenshin asked.
"About 80 or 90.", Yahiko replied.
Kenshin stared in disbelief. "How do you just drink 80 or 90 drinks?", he asked.
"Hey! It was good. I never knew sake can get you drunk.", Yahiko said.
Kenshin sighed at Yahiko's stupidity.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We finally got the room thing straightened out.", Kenshin told Kaoru.
"That's great. When are we leaving? I can't wait to go home.", Kaoru said.
Kenshin frowned. "I thought you were happy to come here.", he said.
"Not anymore. With that stupid woman hanging around.", Kaoru said.
"It's ok. I think you should go pick out a room before all the good ones are taken.", Kenshin suggested.
"Where are you going to sleep?", Kaoru asked.
"Outside. Don't worry. I'll take care of myself.", Kenshin reassured Kaoru when she frowned.
"Are you sure? We could figure something out.", Kaoru said.
"It's alright Miss Kaoru. I'll stare at the stars. It's going to be a beautiful night I hear.", Kenshin said.
"Alright.", Kaoru said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was sound asleep. Well... Almost everyone. Chi Chi climbed out of her bed. She wanted revenge for what Kaoru had done to her. It was all her fault her body ached. She went to her bags and took out a pair of scissors. She grinned evily.
*Well, there you have it. Hope you liked it. Don't forget to review!*