As Young Link just stood there, on Final Destination, he pondered how Fox
planned on taking over Hyrule. Young Link was completely stumped at an
efficient, foolproof, and effective plan. Another thing he wondered was why
the poison mushroom hadn't lost its effect yet. He decided to shrug it off,
but got worried when he heard the familiar Arwing engine noise coming
closer. He looked way up and saw a giant Fox McCloud fall from the sky. Fox
landed, stood up, and then looked around. He saw nothing but ground, and
stars. He glanced down and saw a little green rabbit with a sword. He
crouched down and chuckled at the pathetic sight. All of a sudden, Young
Link felt the poison mushroom begin to wear off. He gave a squeaky battle
cry, but stopped when he saw he only came up to Fox's knee. He looked up in
confusion. Fox roared out laughing. "You fool! You should know that you
always grow back in the same proportion, which is 4x the shrunken size, but
you always shrink differently depending on how much you eat! How could you
be so stupid to eat the WHOLE mushroom? You are only supposed to eat half,
dummy!" And with that Fox charged a Smash Attack, and sent Young Link
flying down, down, down.
*SPLAT* "Ow." Young Link got up from where he landed, and looked around. His eyes opened wide in fear as he saw the bug catcher sleeping before him. He slowly backed away, and clanked into something. He turned around, and saw Old Link in a glass bottle, the same size as he! Young Link screamed, but before he got anywhere, he was picked up, and thrown into a bottle as well. Fox was watching on his viewing screen again, and fell off of the chair he was reclining in, and was rolling on the floor. All who was left was the Princess alone, and she wouldn't be so much of a problem.
Zelda was in the garden attending her flowers, when a guard came dashing into the garden, kicking over some flowers, and kicking up loads of dust behind him. He stopped before Zelda, palms on knees, and panting like a dog. Zelda stood up, and patted the guard on the shoulder. The guard wheezed, handed Zelda a note, and then collapsed into the little moat around the garden. It read: "Dear Zelda, your foolish boyfriend, and, the same.. boyfriend.. are both captives of mine, and being held by my underling." (Which was completely not true, but just to make it sound more evil) ".If you wish to see them again, you must come to Final Destination as soon as possible. If you win, you get them back. If not, you become just like them and become my slaves BWA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! -Fox McCloud."
Interested Readers: Personal, I'm getting bored with these stories. The next part of the trilogy is going to be cut short, because I really don't want to go through 4 bloody chapters of Zelda battling Fox in a lot of different forms. I have the ultimate ending (to me) in mind, and I'm jumping to it. Read the Final Story, if you dare.. Oh, and for all of you bloody people who keep giving me comments about "Why is Fox evil?" Well, guess what, you'll be answered, and happy with the next story. TO THE NEXT STORY!!!!!
*SPLAT* "Ow." Young Link got up from where he landed, and looked around. His eyes opened wide in fear as he saw the bug catcher sleeping before him. He slowly backed away, and clanked into something. He turned around, and saw Old Link in a glass bottle, the same size as he! Young Link screamed, but before he got anywhere, he was picked up, and thrown into a bottle as well. Fox was watching on his viewing screen again, and fell off of the chair he was reclining in, and was rolling on the floor. All who was left was the Princess alone, and she wouldn't be so much of a problem.
Zelda was in the garden attending her flowers, when a guard came dashing into the garden, kicking over some flowers, and kicking up loads of dust behind him. He stopped before Zelda, palms on knees, and panting like a dog. Zelda stood up, and patted the guard on the shoulder. The guard wheezed, handed Zelda a note, and then collapsed into the little moat around the garden. It read: "Dear Zelda, your foolish boyfriend, and, the same.. boyfriend.. are both captives of mine, and being held by my underling." (Which was completely not true, but just to make it sound more evil) ".If you wish to see them again, you must come to Final Destination as soon as possible. If you win, you get them back. If not, you become just like them and become my slaves BWA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! -Fox McCloud."
Interested Readers: Personal, I'm getting bored with these stories. The next part of the trilogy is going to be cut short, because I really don't want to go through 4 bloody chapters of Zelda battling Fox in a lot of different forms. I have the ultimate ending (to me) in mind, and I'm jumping to it. Read the Final Story, if you dare.. Oh, and for all of you bloody people who keep giving me comments about "Why is Fox evil?" Well, guess what, you'll be answered, and happy with the next story. TO THE NEXT STORY!!!!!