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Pop Can

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Disclaimer: In this fic, I only own the pop can....wait I probably don't own the pop can.... too bad.. I own nothing.

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Harry was walking around the block of the Dursley's house one day when he can across something so perfect. Something

to complete him. Yes, Harry had found his soulmate. He instantly fell in love. Unfortunately his soulmate wasa lying on

the sidewalk. "Oh no!" said Harry running up to his soulmate. "Oh are you ok?" His soulmate didn't answer. "Oh you poor

little pop can, please answer me." Harry wept tears for the little can. "I'll bring you home. Don't worry I will take care

of you. I won't let anything hurt you."

Harry walked home, carefully cradling the fragile can in his arms. Walking inside the house, he was immediately

faced with Voldemort. "Hello Mr. Potter, so we meet again." Harry stared at him, "C'mon, that line was soo last year."

Voldemort's eyes turned livid. "How dare to talk to me in that tone?!" VOldemort raised his wand and everything turned

into slow motion. Harry screamed, "Caaaannnnnyyyyyy. RRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!" He threw canny to the other side of the room.

And so, this thought ran through Voldemort's mind, "Oh, so he's in love with this 'Canny'. I shall watch him suffer."

"Avada Kadavra!" Voldemort pointed his wand at Canny. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Harry's anguished cry came

as he watched his beloved explode and die. "I didn't even get to make love to you, poor Canny." "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" shouted

Voldemort while his followers followed suit. "How could you?" cried Harry through tearstreaked eyes. "I wanted to watch

you suffer. And now, it is your turn. AVADA KADAVRA!!!" A flash of green light illuminated the room and Harry Potter lay

crumpled on the floor.

~*~*~ Three Weeks Later ~*~*~

On the cemetary grounds, hundreds of people stood and sat for the famous Harry Potter and his beloved Canny's

soulmate. They were buried side by side so they could be together forever.

~{The End}~

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A/N: What'd you think of that fic? Yah watever I already know it's stupid and pointless but I wouldn't mind if your reviews

reminded me so review anyways!