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~Lil-strange-person ~ start to cry eh? you read my mind. no they didn't think about. we'll have to wait and see what happens, well I don't - I know. glad you like it!
~Sorrow ~ thanks =)
~Yaoi Goddess ~ I'll tell you as soon as I've written/posted it. been a busy summer. and yes, I'd love to see the pics, do you have an AIM sn? hope you enjoy this chap too!
~ Ladye Black ~ glad you like it, I'll try to keep it as long as I can heheh. thanks for the compliment
~133+5p34K3R ~ that's ok it takes too long to type anyway. hope you enjoy!
Gomen! Gomen! I've had a super busy summer! my muse decided to take a summer break too, but I guess she/he/it came back, cause heres another chapter! Sorry it took so long. I'm heading to Otakon 2K3 in a couple weeks, but hopefully I should have another chapter up before then. if you're close to Baltimore I highly recommend going to Otakon. and if you'd like to meet me there, let me know and I can offer some insight as to where to find me there ^_^ or just wander around yelling otakuzutto-sama! I might hear you and come over. or point and laugh at the crazy person yelling. . .hmm not a bad idea. . .
well we'll see if I can get another chapter out before then, if not I'm having surgery *oh yay* later in aug, so I'll have nothing to do for 3 weeks but write (hopefully good) fanfics! So look for a crazy amount of updates this month. after all, I did all 12 chapters of "mei to kagome" in about a month, and that was during the skool year! Too bad my little monologue is so long, you guys will see the word count and think this chapters really long. Ok, on to the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miroku opened his eyes and yawned. Looking around he saw Kaede preparing breakfast and Sango sweeping the floor. InuYasha and Shippou were nowhere to be seen. "Ohayo gozaimasu." Kaede said as Miroku sat up. "Ohayo Kaede- sama." he replied with a small bow. "Ohayo Sango." he said. Sango nodded, but said nothing. Raising his eyebrow slightly, Miroku stood and stretched. "Will you get the herb crusher under the table please, Sango?" Kaede asked. Sango leaned the broom against the wall and headed over to the table. The table right next to Miroku. As she bent down to get the herb crusher for Kaede, Miroku made his usual move.
Miroku braced himself for the yell and smack, but none came. Sango froze in her place and seemed to shake. Miroku nervously removed his hand. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Sango screamed, whipping around to face Miroku. He stared in shock at the tears brimming in her eyes. "Sango. . ." he began. Sango spun around and ran out the door, roughly shoving InuYasha out of her way as he entered, knocking Shippou off his shoulder. "Sango, wait!" Miroku yelled, running after her.
"Ah, thank you for the water InuYasha." Kaede said quickly, before he could follow the pair. Glancing over his shoulder in confusion, InuYasha walked in and handed the bucket to Kaede. "I think Sango spilled a lot of it." he muttered. "Should I go after them?" he asked, looking out the door. "No, I think it best if you let them resolve this." Kaede said sagely. Shippou walked in, dusting himself off. "Maybe she found out." he said. "No way!" InuYasha said forcefully, but his expression turned from curious to nervous as he continued to stare after them. Kaede raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sango raced down the path heading for the forest InuYasha had once been trapped in. As she ran the tears threatened to spill from her eyes. She had spent the entire previous day with Kagome, plotting ways to get Miroku to realize she liked him. They had gone over everything he said and did, trying to figure out the best way. They had come to the conclusion that he must like her, she had never realized he didn't. Even when Kaede had told her that demons liked males and females and InuYasha had seemed embarrassed. It had never occurred to her that he could like Miroku.
"Nyaa?" came a cry. Sango looked down at Kirara, running alongside her. "No, I need to be alone!" she cried. "Nyaa. . ." Kirara said sympathetically and stopped, watching in concern as Sango kept running. "I'm so stupid." Sango whispered as she ran. InuYasha had even clearly showed that he knew humans sometimes shared the preferences of demons. But the fact that Miroku could. . . *How could he toy with my feelings like that? * Sango wondered. The thought led to the memory of the shadow of Miroku with his head on InuYasha's lap, stroking the hanyou's cheek. As she left the path and headed into the forest, she lost the fight against her tears. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Miroku cursed as Sango disappeared into the trees. He almost wished he still had his kazana. She wouldn't have outrun him then. He put on a burst of speed and headed into the trees. He paused and looked around. "Where'd she go?" he hissed. Then he heard the sound of crying off to the right. He turned and raced over.
Sango dropped to her knees, gasping for breath. She hadn't realized crying and running at the same time would be so hard. She heard someone running and then, "Sango?" came a painfully familiar voice. "Go away." she said softly. Miroku's footsteps came closer instead. Sango felt a hand on her shoulder and pulled away, trying to hide her face. "Sango, what's wrong?" Miroku asked. She turned to him, her eyes full of anguish and betrayal. "I saw you last night." she whispered. Miroku frowned in confusion for a moment, then his eyes widened. "Sango, I had no idea it would upset you this much." Miroku said.
"I understand if this bothers you, many people are disgusted by it. But I assure you, nothing has changed now that you know my sexual preferences. I'm the same Miroku I was before you saw us last night." He paused, waiting for an answer, however it was not one he expected.
"That's the problem!" Sango screamed in his face. "Nothing has changed! You ARE the same Miroku! The one I love!" she gasped and put a hand to her mouth. Miroku gasped in shock. "You always grab me and flirt with me. I thought maybe, maybe you liked me. Or even loved me. I never imagined it was just a game to you." Sango burst into a fresh batch of tears. "No Sango! It was never a game! If I had known what you thought, I would never have. . ." Miroku broke off. Sango wiped her tears away. "Then why?" she asked.
Miroku leaned back and looked at the sun coming through the trees. "It's not generally an accepted preference. By pretending I'm a lecher, nobody will guess how I really feel." he looked back at Sango. "I thought InuYasha would kill me if I so much as looked at Kagome-sama. That's why I went after you. I'm sorry. I had no idea." he looked away. "I understand." Sango said softly as she stood, clearly still hurt. "We should go back." Miroku grabbed her arm as she moved away. "I'm afraid I can never love you the way I love InuYasha, but I can love you as a sister." Miroku said.
Sango turned and saw Miroku's sincere smile. "Houshi-sama!" she said, and threw herself into his arms, softly crying. "Call me Miroku." he whispered, hugging her gently. "But I am a monk, you may cry on me as long as you need to." he added. A fresh sob was his answer. "And perhaps, a conversation when your tears have dried."
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"Took you long enough!" InuYasha snarled as Miroku and Sango returned, nearly an hour later. "I'm starving!" he cried, throwing a glare at Kaede, whom had refused to serve breakfast until they returned. Wordlessly, Sango picked up hiraikotsu. "InuYasha!" she screamed and raced at him. InuYasha's eyes widened as he stared at the deadly boomerang that stopped an inch from his nose. Lowering it, Sango stepped closer and drew her eyes up level with his. "If you ever break his heart, I'll exterminate you." she promised. Kaede looked up in confusion, Miroku blushed, and InuYasha blinked. "Huh?" was the smartest thing he could say in reply. Shippou looked up from the top he had been playing with and grinned.
"You should tell Kagome before she catches you." Sango continued. "She'll sit you so hard. . ." she paused and cast a sly glance at Miroku. "Let's just say you'll be too sore for him. Now, let's eat!" After everyone was served, Kaede sat down. "Some hanyous and some humans." she observed. InuYasha and Miroku blushed and suddenly became interested in their food.
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Kaede had left the house/hut/cabin/ie/uchi/thing to take care of her afternoon chores. Sango, who had recovered quite well from her shock, (after losing her whole village and family, recovering from a crush must be like taking food from a koinu) was teaching Shippou how to use a boomerang with a large stick they had found. Miroku was dozing and leaning back against InuYasha, who had his arms around him. Suddenly InuYasha stiffened and took a sniff. "Shit!" he gasped and leapt up.
"What was that for?" Miroku asked from his new and less comfortable place on the floor. "Kagome." came the answer as InuYasha raced out the door. Sitting up, Miroku looked nervously at Sango. "It'll be fine." she said reassuringly, managing to hide her uncertainty. "I could tell her!" Shippou offered. "She can't sit me!" Miroku laughed. "No, InuYasha will tell her. . .soon I hope." he sighed. Sango nodded.
"The sooner the better. Remember Miroku, I promised I wouldn't tell her about you two, unless absolutely necessary. But the longer he takes to tell her, the more it will hurt. And I may have to step in." Sango said. Miroku nodded and looked at the door in apprehension. "Do you know why Kagome wouldn't ride on him on the way here?" she asked, trying to lighten the mood. Miroku shook his head. "Apparently she saw something she didn't want to at the hot spring." Sango said. Miroku laughed, "It's her fault for interrupting." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kagome met InuYasha at the edge of the forest. "What took you so long wench?" he asked. "I must be early if you didn't meet me at the well." she countered. "Feh." was the answer. He grabbed her bag and bike. "Maybe you should have stayed home, Kaede's teaching Sango about demon sex tonight. Might be too much for you." he said. "Too much for me? Maybe it would explain what I saw!" Kagome said, picking up her pace. InuYasha frowned, "Saw?" he said, too softly for her to hear.
"Want a ride?" he asked, offering his back. Kagome glared. "Only if you can make me forget what I saw." she answered. InuYasha of course, had forgotten. "What did you see?" he asked, afraid it had been similar to what Sango has seen, especially since she seemed to keep mentioning it.
"You scarred me for life and you forget!?" she cried out. "I went to the hot springs and you were standing there totally naked and really happy to see me! Or was it tessaiga in your hakama?" she said sarcastically. The modern humor was lost on InuYasha. "If you came to yell at me while I was naked, then I obviously wasn't very happy to see you. 'And was it tessaiga in my hakama?' What are you talking about?" he said confused. "That!" Kagome said, pointing to his groin, "was erect!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Here they come." Miroku said as the shouting drew near. Sango and Shippou nodded. Kagome was stomping ahead of InuYasha, pausing now and then to turn and shout at him. He was walking behind her holding her bike and backpack.
"It's your fault for spying!"
"ME? You're the one who spies! I just wanted to talk!"
"Well you should have assumed I'd be naked!"
"I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to show me!"
"You think I wanted to?"
"You stood up with a hard-on! What did you think would happen?!"
"Again with the weird words! Can't you just say erection?"
"I can SAY it, I don't want to SEE it!"
"It's YOUR fault!"
Miroku shook his head. "Osuwari." he whispered. Sango nodded in agreement.
"You shouldn't think those things when you see me!"
"NANI?? Who says I was thinking that?"
"Looked like it to me!"
"Haven't you ever heard of asadachi?"
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Kagome stopped and spun to face him.
"You brought it up!"
"That's even worse!"
"I didn't mean it that way bitch!"
"OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"
"Hi Sango! Hi Miroku!" Kagome said happily as they came out to greet her. "Shippou-chan!" she said laughing as Shippou leapt into her arms with a squeal. "How's Kohaku?" Sango asked quickly. "He's fine! The doctors are almost ready to release him." Kagome said with a smile.
As the two headed inside to chat, Miroku walked over to the large backpack and bicycle resting in a hole in the ground. He moved the bike and picked up the backpack. "Kagome-sama's bag is quite heavy." he commented. "No shit." the hole replied. "I'm pbth bruised in pbthh places I didn't know pbthh I had." it continued, spitting out dirt periodically. Miroku smiled. "I'll have to find them and kiss them better then won't I?" he said softly. InuYasha's head rose out of the hole and his ears perked happily forward. "There are a lot." he said with a smile. Then he looked to where Kagome had gone and his smile faded. "There are gonna be a hell of a lot more."
Miroku rested a comforting hand on the hanyou's shoulder. "It'll be ok my love." he said. InuYasha nodded, and turned for a quick kiss, before heading inside. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your word for the day: asadachi - waking up with an erection in the morning ^_^
~Lil-strange-person ~ start to cry eh? you read my mind. no they didn't think about. we'll have to wait and see what happens, well I don't - I know. glad you like it!
~Sorrow ~ thanks =)
~Yaoi Goddess ~ I'll tell you as soon as I've written/posted it. been a busy summer. and yes, I'd love to see the pics, do you have an AIM sn? hope you enjoy this chap too!
~ Ladye Black ~ glad you like it, I'll try to keep it as long as I can heheh. thanks for the compliment
~133+5p34K3R ~ that's ok it takes too long to type anyway. hope you enjoy!
Gomen! Gomen! I've had a super busy summer! my muse decided to take a summer break too, but I guess she/he/it came back, cause heres another chapter! Sorry it took so long. I'm heading to Otakon 2K3 in a couple weeks, but hopefully I should have another chapter up before then. if you're close to Baltimore I highly recommend going to Otakon. and if you'd like to meet me there, let me know and I can offer some insight as to where to find me there ^_^ or just wander around yelling otakuzutto-sama! I might hear you and come over. or point and laugh at the crazy person yelling. . .hmm not a bad idea. . .
well we'll see if I can get another chapter out before then, if not I'm having surgery *oh yay* later in aug, so I'll have nothing to do for 3 weeks but write (hopefully good) fanfics! So look for a crazy amount of updates this month. after all, I did all 12 chapters of "mei to kagome" in about a month, and that was during the skool year! Too bad my little monologue is so long, you guys will see the word count and think this chapters really long. Ok, on to the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miroku opened his eyes and yawned. Looking around he saw Kaede preparing breakfast and Sango sweeping the floor. InuYasha and Shippou were nowhere to be seen. "Ohayo gozaimasu." Kaede said as Miroku sat up. "Ohayo Kaede- sama." he replied with a small bow. "Ohayo Sango." he said. Sango nodded, but said nothing. Raising his eyebrow slightly, Miroku stood and stretched. "Will you get the herb crusher under the table please, Sango?" Kaede asked. Sango leaned the broom against the wall and headed over to the table. The table right next to Miroku. As she bent down to get the herb crusher for Kaede, Miroku made his usual move.
Miroku braced himself for the yell and smack, but none came. Sango froze in her place and seemed to shake. Miroku nervously removed his hand. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Sango screamed, whipping around to face Miroku. He stared in shock at the tears brimming in her eyes. "Sango. . ." he began. Sango spun around and ran out the door, roughly shoving InuYasha out of her way as he entered, knocking Shippou off his shoulder. "Sango, wait!" Miroku yelled, running after her.
"Ah, thank you for the water InuYasha." Kaede said quickly, before he could follow the pair. Glancing over his shoulder in confusion, InuYasha walked in and handed the bucket to Kaede. "I think Sango spilled a lot of it." he muttered. "Should I go after them?" he asked, looking out the door. "No, I think it best if you let them resolve this." Kaede said sagely. Shippou walked in, dusting himself off. "Maybe she found out." he said. "No way!" InuYasha said forcefully, but his expression turned from curious to nervous as he continued to stare after them. Kaede raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sango raced down the path heading for the forest InuYasha had once been trapped in. As she ran the tears threatened to spill from her eyes. She had spent the entire previous day with Kagome, plotting ways to get Miroku to realize she liked him. They had gone over everything he said and did, trying to figure out the best way. They had come to the conclusion that he must like her, she had never realized he didn't. Even when Kaede had told her that demons liked males and females and InuYasha had seemed embarrassed. It had never occurred to her that he could like Miroku.
"Nyaa?" came a cry. Sango looked down at Kirara, running alongside her. "No, I need to be alone!" she cried. "Nyaa. . ." Kirara said sympathetically and stopped, watching in concern as Sango kept running. "I'm so stupid." Sango whispered as she ran. InuYasha had even clearly showed that he knew humans sometimes shared the preferences of demons. But the fact that Miroku could. . . *How could he toy with my feelings like that? * Sango wondered. The thought led to the memory of the shadow of Miroku with his head on InuYasha's lap, stroking the hanyou's cheek. As she left the path and headed into the forest, she lost the fight against her tears. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Miroku cursed as Sango disappeared into the trees. He almost wished he still had his kazana. She wouldn't have outrun him then. He put on a burst of speed and headed into the trees. He paused and looked around. "Where'd she go?" he hissed. Then he heard the sound of crying off to the right. He turned and raced over.
Sango dropped to her knees, gasping for breath. She hadn't realized crying and running at the same time would be so hard. She heard someone running and then, "Sango?" came a painfully familiar voice. "Go away." she said softly. Miroku's footsteps came closer instead. Sango felt a hand on her shoulder and pulled away, trying to hide her face. "Sango, what's wrong?" Miroku asked. She turned to him, her eyes full of anguish and betrayal. "I saw you last night." she whispered. Miroku frowned in confusion for a moment, then his eyes widened. "Sango, I had no idea it would upset you this much." Miroku said.
"I understand if this bothers you, many people are disgusted by it. But I assure you, nothing has changed now that you know my sexual preferences. I'm the same Miroku I was before you saw us last night." He paused, waiting for an answer, however it was not one he expected.
"That's the problem!" Sango screamed in his face. "Nothing has changed! You ARE the same Miroku! The one I love!" she gasped and put a hand to her mouth. Miroku gasped in shock. "You always grab me and flirt with me. I thought maybe, maybe you liked me. Or even loved me. I never imagined it was just a game to you." Sango burst into a fresh batch of tears. "No Sango! It was never a game! If I had known what you thought, I would never have. . ." Miroku broke off. Sango wiped her tears away. "Then why?" she asked.
Miroku leaned back and looked at the sun coming through the trees. "It's not generally an accepted preference. By pretending I'm a lecher, nobody will guess how I really feel." he looked back at Sango. "I thought InuYasha would kill me if I so much as looked at Kagome-sama. That's why I went after you. I'm sorry. I had no idea." he looked away. "I understand." Sango said softly as she stood, clearly still hurt. "We should go back." Miroku grabbed her arm as she moved away. "I'm afraid I can never love you the way I love InuYasha, but I can love you as a sister." Miroku said.
Sango turned and saw Miroku's sincere smile. "Houshi-sama!" she said, and threw herself into his arms, softly crying. "Call me Miroku." he whispered, hugging her gently. "But I am a monk, you may cry on me as long as you need to." he added. A fresh sob was his answer. "And perhaps, a conversation when your tears have dried."
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"Took you long enough!" InuYasha snarled as Miroku and Sango returned, nearly an hour later. "I'm starving!" he cried, throwing a glare at Kaede, whom had refused to serve breakfast until they returned. Wordlessly, Sango picked up hiraikotsu. "InuYasha!" she screamed and raced at him. InuYasha's eyes widened as he stared at the deadly boomerang that stopped an inch from his nose. Lowering it, Sango stepped closer and drew her eyes up level with his. "If you ever break his heart, I'll exterminate you." she promised. Kaede looked up in confusion, Miroku blushed, and InuYasha blinked. "Huh?" was the smartest thing he could say in reply. Shippou looked up from the top he had been playing with and grinned.
"You should tell Kagome before she catches you." Sango continued. "She'll sit you so hard. . ." she paused and cast a sly glance at Miroku. "Let's just say you'll be too sore for him. Now, let's eat!" After everyone was served, Kaede sat down. "Some hanyous and some humans." she observed. InuYasha and Miroku blushed and suddenly became interested in their food.
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Kaede had left the house/hut/cabin/ie/uchi/thing to take care of her afternoon chores. Sango, who had recovered quite well from her shock, (after losing her whole village and family, recovering from a crush must be like taking food from a koinu) was teaching Shippou how to use a boomerang with a large stick they had found. Miroku was dozing and leaning back against InuYasha, who had his arms around him. Suddenly InuYasha stiffened and took a sniff. "Shit!" he gasped and leapt up.
"What was that for?" Miroku asked from his new and less comfortable place on the floor. "Kagome." came the answer as InuYasha raced out the door. Sitting up, Miroku looked nervously at Sango. "It'll be fine." she said reassuringly, managing to hide her uncertainty. "I could tell her!" Shippou offered. "She can't sit me!" Miroku laughed. "No, InuYasha will tell her. . .soon I hope." he sighed. Sango nodded.
"The sooner the better. Remember Miroku, I promised I wouldn't tell her about you two, unless absolutely necessary. But the longer he takes to tell her, the more it will hurt. And I may have to step in." Sango said. Miroku nodded and looked at the door in apprehension. "Do you know why Kagome wouldn't ride on him on the way here?" she asked, trying to lighten the mood. Miroku shook his head. "Apparently she saw something she didn't want to at the hot spring." Sango said. Miroku laughed, "It's her fault for interrupting." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kagome met InuYasha at the edge of the forest. "What took you so long wench?" he asked. "I must be early if you didn't meet me at the well." she countered. "Feh." was the answer. He grabbed her bag and bike. "Maybe you should have stayed home, Kaede's teaching Sango about demon sex tonight. Might be too much for you." he said. "Too much for me? Maybe it would explain what I saw!" Kagome said, picking up her pace. InuYasha frowned, "Saw?" he said, too softly for her to hear.
"Want a ride?" he asked, offering his back. Kagome glared. "Only if you can make me forget what I saw." she answered. InuYasha of course, had forgotten. "What did you see?" he asked, afraid it had been similar to what Sango has seen, especially since she seemed to keep mentioning it.
"You scarred me for life and you forget!?" she cried out. "I went to the hot springs and you were standing there totally naked and really happy to see me! Or was it tessaiga in your hakama?" she said sarcastically. The modern humor was lost on InuYasha. "If you came to yell at me while I was naked, then I obviously wasn't very happy to see you. 'And was it tessaiga in my hakama?' What are you talking about?" he said confused. "That!" Kagome said, pointing to his groin, "was erect!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Here they come." Miroku said as the shouting drew near. Sango and Shippou nodded. Kagome was stomping ahead of InuYasha, pausing now and then to turn and shout at him. He was walking behind her holding her bike and backpack.
"It's your fault for spying!"
"ME? You're the one who spies! I just wanted to talk!"
"Well you should have assumed I'd be naked!"
"I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to show me!"
"You think I wanted to?"
"You stood up with a hard-on! What did you think would happen?!"
"Again with the weird words! Can't you just say erection?"
"I can SAY it, I don't want to SEE it!"
"It's YOUR fault!"
Miroku shook his head. "Osuwari." he whispered. Sango nodded in agreement.
"You shouldn't think those things when you see me!"
"NANI?? Who says I was thinking that?"
"Looked like it to me!"
"Haven't you ever heard of asadachi?"
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Kagome stopped and spun to face him.
"You brought it up!"
"That's even worse!"
"I didn't mean it that way bitch!"
"OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"
"Hi Sango! Hi Miroku!" Kagome said happily as they came out to greet her. "Shippou-chan!" she said laughing as Shippou leapt into her arms with a squeal. "How's Kohaku?" Sango asked quickly. "He's fine! The doctors are almost ready to release him." Kagome said with a smile.
As the two headed inside to chat, Miroku walked over to the large backpack and bicycle resting in a hole in the ground. He moved the bike and picked up the backpack. "Kagome-sama's bag is quite heavy." he commented. "No shit." the hole replied. "I'm pbth bruised in pbthh places I didn't know pbthh I had." it continued, spitting out dirt periodically. Miroku smiled. "I'll have to find them and kiss them better then won't I?" he said softly. InuYasha's head rose out of the hole and his ears perked happily forward. "There are a lot." he said with a smile. Then he looked to where Kagome had gone and his smile faded. "There are gonna be a hell of a lot more."
Miroku rested a comforting hand on the hanyou's shoulder. "It'll be ok my love." he said. InuYasha nodded, and turned for a quick kiss, before heading inside. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your word for the day: asadachi - waking up with an erection in the morning ^_^