Tuesday 12 January
12:30am: Hmm. Maybe should read note. Although v. insensitve, may be note to have me meat him for wonderful trendy mini-break.
B.-
Left this on your forehead as I was sure you'd find it there. I hope everything er, went alright last night. Call me when you wake up.
-Mark
Harmph. I don't leave sticky notes to his forehead just for him to call me. Or anywhere else for that matter. Will just go back to sleep, and will call him if I feel like it.
3:00pm: Just called mark, and he suggested I do research online. Now only have to figure out how to work his bloody computer. Hah! Right. Click on that button.
Google? What in the world is a Google? Oooh. Perhaps is Mark's secret stash of internet pornography. Oh. Oh no. Is just some search thiggies. Oh well. Right. Will just type in 'Colin Firth'. Now what? Oh. Push that button.
Hurrah! Am internet goddess. Have millions of Colin sites at my fingertips. Hmm. Wonder what it would be like to have millions of men lusting after me, devoting entire websites to me.
Afirthionado? That's clever. Will just pop in and take some notes.
Cannot believe did not think of internet before! Is bloody amazing what you can find! Hah! See, here says Colin's birthday is on the same day as Marks! Only, well, a month earlier. Mark's in in October. Ugh. There's his wife. Colin's- not Mark's- she really is v. pretty though. Bitch.
Hah! His next film is The Importance of Being Earnest not The Importance of Being Ernie. Thought that was a bit odd. Ooh! You can watch the trailer online. Love the speedy internet!
6:07pm: Hurrah! I popped in the message board, and the lovely girls got me all set up! I told them I was set to interview Colin, but hadn't the faintest idea what to ask, and they sent me all the best questions. They also said they remembered my last interview, and liked it v. much. They also pointed me to several interviews online, that really helped boost my confidence. Will be interview star! Hm. Should probably watch trailer again though, just to be sure I know everything.
"Bridget?"
Mark came up behind me before I could close out anything. He leaned down, and started to kiss me on the neck. Really love it when he does this. He's always smells nice when he comes home from work. I thought I had gotten by without him noticing the screen, when he started unbuttoning my shirt and talking in my ear.
"You've seen the trailer 64 times, Bridget?"
Was about to interrupt, but seeing as how Mark's ability to multitask while undressing always distracts me, I didn't bother. It really is amazing though. I can't help but think had he ever done this with his ex-wife, she wouldn't have shagged Daniel. Daniel certainly never did anything like this. He just came home, opened the fridge, and watched football all night. Mark at least comes to see me before he sits in front of the telly. Mmpft. Mm. V.v.g.