Love by the Moon
AN: Wee!! Thanks for all the reviews!!! Oh, don't forget to read Lost!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but Kakashi's gel is MINE!! Ooo.gel.
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The bus sat about 20 people and about half the bus was taken up by Naruto and co (let's see. Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Misaki, Suki, Lee, Sasuke, Neji. I don't know how to count.). All the other passengers seemed to be reluctant to sit with Naruto or the ninjas, for that matter. Sasuke was first to board the bus and he sat in the seat all the way in the back. Sakura ran after him and sat next to him. It was three in a seat, so the last seat was left for only two other people.
"Sakura-chan! Save that seat for me!" Naruto yelled.
"No! Sakura! Save that seat for me!" Lee said, pushing him aside. They began to argue about the seating. Unfortunately for the both of them, while they were arguing, a fat blubbery man plopped right in the seat next to Sakura (I feel so bad for her, that always happens to me on the plane).
Lee and Naruto ended up sitting with Neji while Misaki, Kakashi, and Suki shared a seat. The ride to the animal reserve was going to take about half an hour, and it was a half an hour that Sakura just couldn't take sitting in the seat next to Sasuke and the fat blubbery man. His fat squished over to her side of the seat and she had to sit closer to Sasuke. Of course not just because she liked him, but because human fat is so disgusting!! Sasuke gave her a look and she blushed.
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Inner Sakura: This fat man is worse than Naruto!! Sorry to say..
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The ride was finally over and Sakura hopped out of the bus, inhaling the fresh air. A tour guide with brown hair and black eyes arrived, waving a red flag.
"Please settle down. I'll be your tour guide today. My name is Megumi (that just popped into my head..). Please follow me," she said. Megumi led them to the reserve control room where they monitored the animal's behavior, checked for poachers, and kept the bathrooms. "If anyone has to go, go now. Either that or you'll be doing what the animals do."
"What do the animals do?" Naruto asked, his voice a little muffled under his 'Kakashi Imitation Mask'.
"They pee in the bushes, honey," Megumi replied, winking at him. Naruto blushed under the mask. This imitation is working! He thought. The tourists took their time. Lining up for the bathroom or checking out the cheap souvenir stores. "Before we leave, I'd like to remind you that we are not responsible for any lost items on this trip. Please get a good hold on what your valuables."
Naruto ran over to Sakura and grabbed her hand in a possessive grip.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to lose you," he said. "And you won't lose me either."
Sakura tore out of his grip and ran to Sasuke, holding on to his arm. Sasuke gave her another evil look, but she was too busy trying to secure his arm to hers to notice. She tied a double knot on her arm and his, connecting them together.
"Hey, that's a good idea. Everyone, please grab a partner, just in case you get lost," Megumi announced. Neji was paired up with Suki, Kakashi with Misaki, Sakura with Sasuke, and unfortunately, Lee with Naruto.
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Most of the trip was on bus before they got deeper into the reserve. They got off the bus and came across an area with a fence around it. The sign said. "Caution, Polar Bears can be dangerous when disturbed." The tour guide motioned for them to come closer. She pointed at the cave.
"Over there, you see a mother polar bear with her cub. Once again, please do not climb over the - "
"NARUTO! What the hell are you doing in there!!" Sakura yelled. Naruto was by the cave, petting the cub. Surprisingly, the mother polar bear didn't seem to be angry.
"Hey, Sakura! Come over here! The baby bear is so cute!" Naruto said, dragging Sakura (and Sasuke) into the exhibit. Sasuke bent down and touched the polar bear. It rubbed its chin on Sasuke's hand and purred.
"Hey, Sasuke, I think it likes you!" Sakura said. She reached down and touched the cub, but before she did, the mother suddenly growled. The baby ran to its mother and hid behind her. The mother growled and charged at Sakura. She screamed and ran back to the fence, dragging Sasuke along. Naruto ran after them and leaped over the fence. Megumi sighed and shook her head.
"These things always happen," she said, taking out a tranquilizer and shooting it at the mother. The polar bear roared and limped around drowsily before it collapsed.
"I wonder what made it so angry," Misaki said. Kakashi shrugged. Naruto pointed at the sign.
"They're only dangerous when they are DISTURBED. I guess it meant you, Sakura," Naruto said, giggling. Sakura hit him on the head and walked away angrily, pulling Sasuke along. Naruto poked Megumi.
"What?"
"Can I see that thing you shot at the bear?" he asked.
"This?" she said, taking out the gun. "Nope, it's too dangerous for you. One dart, and you could pass out for maybe a whole day."
"Aww, come on," he pleaded, putting on his best puppy face. Megumi gagged.
"Eww, no, stop asking me, or I'll be forced to shoot you with it."
Naruto pouted and followed the rest of the group. The next exhibit was the penguins. They slid around on their ice slide and into the water.
"Hey, don't penguins live in the Southern Ring?" Suki asked.
"Yeah, but we just put them here to make it more entertaining," Megumi answered.
"If polar bears and penguins were put together, would the penguins get eaten?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know, we never tried," she said, shrugging. Naruto climbed over the fence and grabbed the nearest penguin. He ran over to the polar bear exhibit and threw it in (poor penguin).
"HEY! What do you think you're doing? That's the reserve's property!" Megumi yelled. The polar bear perked up when the penguin came flying in (I know, that's impossible). It made a dash for it and Megumi took out her tranquilizer again, shooting the bear. She climbed into the exhibit and grabbed the penguin and throwing it back into it's own.
"Can you shoot Naruto with the tranquilizer?" Sakura asked.
"As much as I'd like to, no, cuz I'll get fired," Megumi answered, trying to control her anger. She dragged Naruto back to the group and tied him to Lee, since Lee looked mature enough to not do anything stupid (hee hee).
"The next exhibit is." Megumi began. Naruto gasped, cutting her off. The ninjas stared at the animals. Naruto stared at the animals. The animals stared at Naruto. The animals stared at the ninjas, but they mostly stared at Naruto.
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AN: Oh no! Why are the animals staring at Naruto? Why is Naruto staring at the animals? Review and read the next chapter, when I update at least.
AN: Wee!! Thanks for all the reviews!!! Oh, don't forget to read Lost!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but Kakashi's gel is MINE!! Ooo.gel.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The bus sat about 20 people and about half the bus was taken up by Naruto and co (let's see. Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Misaki, Suki, Lee, Sasuke, Neji. I don't know how to count.). All the other passengers seemed to be reluctant to sit with Naruto or the ninjas, for that matter. Sasuke was first to board the bus and he sat in the seat all the way in the back. Sakura ran after him and sat next to him. It was three in a seat, so the last seat was left for only two other people.
"Sakura-chan! Save that seat for me!" Naruto yelled.
"No! Sakura! Save that seat for me!" Lee said, pushing him aside. They began to argue about the seating. Unfortunately for the both of them, while they were arguing, a fat blubbery man plopped right in the seat next to Sakura (I feel so bad for her, that always happens to me on the plane).
Lee and Naruto ended up sitting with Neji while Misaki, Kakashi, and Suki shared a seat. The ride to the animal reserve was going to take about half an hour, and it was a half an hour that Sakura just couldn't take sitting in the seat next to Sasuke and the fat blubbery man. His fat squished over to her side of the seat and she had to sit closer to Sasuke. Of course not just because she liked him, but because human fat is so disgusting!! Sasuke gave her a look and she blushed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Inner Sakura: This fat man is worse than Naruto!! Sorry to say..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ride was finally over and Sakura hopped out of the bus, inhaling the fresh air. A tour guide with brown hair and black eyes arrived, waving a red flag.
"Please settle down. I'll be your tour guide today. My name is Megumi (that just popped into my head..). Please follow me," she said. Megumi led them to the reserve control room where they monitored the animal's behavior, checked for poachers, and kept the bathrooms. "If anyone has to go, go now. Either that or you'll be doing what the animals do."
"What do the animals do?" Naruto asked, his voice a little muffled under his 'Kakashi Imitation Mask'.
"They pee in the bushes, honey," Megumi replied, winking at him. Naruto blushed under the mask. This imitation is working! He thought. The tourists took their time. Lining up for the bathroom or checking out the cheap souvenir stores. "Before we leave, I'd like to remind you that we are not responsible for any lost items on this trip. Please get a good hold on what your valuables."
Naruto ran over to Sakura and grabbed her hand in a possessive grip.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to lose you," he said. "And you won't lose me either."
Sakura tore out of his grip and ran to Sasuke, holding on to his arm. Sasuke gave her another evil look, but she was too busy trying to secure his arm to hers to notice. She tied a double knot on her arm and his, connecting them together.
"Hey, that's a good idea. Everyone, please grab a partner, just in case you get lost," Megumi announced. Neji was paired up with Suki, Kakashi with Misaki, Sakura with Sasuke, and unfortunately, Lee with Naruto.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Most of the trip was on bus before they got deeper into the reserve. They got off the bus and came across an area with a fence around it. The sign said. "Caution, Polar Bears can be dangerous when disturbed." The tour guide motioned for them to come closer. She pointed at the cave.
"Over there, you see a mother polar bear with her cub. Once again, please do not climb over the - "
"NARUTO! What the hell are you doing in there!!" Sakura yelled. Naruto was by the cave, petting the cub. Surprisingly, the mother polar bear didn't seem to be angry.
"Hey, Sakura! Come over here! The baby bear is so cute!" Naruto said, dragging Sakura (and Sasuke) into the exhibit. Sasuke bent down and touched the polar bear. It rubbed its chin on Sasuke's hand and purred.
"Hey, Sasuke, I think it likes you!" Sakura said. She reached down and touched the cub, but before she did, the mother suddenly growled. The baby ran to its mother and hid behind her. The mother growled and charged at Sakura. She screamed and ran back to the fence, dragging Sasuke along. Naruto ran after them and leaped over the fence. Megumi sighed and shook her head.
"These things always happen," she said, taking out a tranquilizer and shooting it at the mother. The polar bear roared and limped around drowsily before it collapsed.
"I wonder what made it so angry," Misaki said. Kakashi shrugged. Naruto pointed at the sign.
"They're only dangerous when they are DISTURBED. I guess it meant you, Sakura," Naruto said, giggling. Sakura hit him on the head and walked away angrily, pulling Sasuke along. Naruto poked Megumi.
"What?"
"Can I see that thing you shot at the bear?" he asked.
"This?" she said, taking out the gun. "Nope, it's too dangerous for you. One dart, and you could pass out for maybe a whole day."
"Aww, come on," he pleaded, putting on his best puppy face. Megumi gagged.
"Eww, no, stop asking me, or I'll be forced to shoot you with it."
Naruto pouted and followed the rest of the group. The next exhibit was the penguins. They slid around on their ice slide and into the water.
"Hey, don't penguins live in the Southern Ring?" Suki asked.
"Yeah, but we just put them here to make it more entertaining," Megumi answered.
"If polar bears and penguins were put together, would the penguins get eaten?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know, we never tried," she said, shrugging. Naruto climbed over the fence and grabbed the nearest penguin. He ran over to the polar bear exhibit and threw it in (poor penguin).
"HEY! What do you think you're doing? That's the reserve's property!" Megumi yelled. The polar bear perked up when the penguin came flying in (I know, that's impossible). It made a dash for it and Megumi took out her tranquilizer again, shooting the bear. She climbed into the exhibit and grabbed the penguin and throwing it back into it's own.
"Can you shoot Naruto with the tranquilizer?" Sakura asked.
"As much as I'd like to, no, cuz I'll get fired," Megumi answered, trying to control her anger. She dragged Naruto back to the group and tied him to Lee, since Lee looked mature enough to not do anything stupid (hee hee).
"The next exhibit is." Megumi began. Naruto gasped, cutting her off. The ninjas stared at the animals. Naruto stared at the animals. The animals stared at Naruto. The animals stared at the ninjas, but they mostly stared at Naruto.
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AN: Oh no! Why are the animals staring at Naruto? Why is Naruto staring at the animals? Review and read the next chapter, when I update at least.