The Cinderella Story Begins!
Daylight Dreams Performance Theater ranked 2 in the world is holding auditions for the play " Cinderella" Sakura and the gang audition for parts in the play. Would it be hit of the year or a huge disaster? Warning: Beware of the fat rats!
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3rd chappie up! Yah! So far no reviews after the last four. I feel very unpopular. Oh well. Popularity isn't everything. It just ends up for the worst. Anyways working on making this story a bit better. At least make it not so insulting to others. Though I can't seem to help myself. I'm in need for revenge. Try not to freak out when I go mental during the next few chapters. Got a huge math exam somewhere in September and my head feels scrambled.
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"Talking"
------Scene Change-------
*****Re caps and Flashbacks******
Thoughts
~Spells~
*Actions and stuff*
(*Authors Notes*)
^_^ - Faces!
12345 - numbers (hehe)
ABCDE letters (haha)
Hello - words (No, I don't think your stupid. Just to let non smart people know)
If there's anything else, I'll let you know.
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Sadly I do not own Card Captors. CLAMP does.
Boo hoo I do not own Cinderella. Some story book writer wrote the book.
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SA: The first guy was horrible!
Diana: I agree!
SA: What should we put him up as?
Diana: The garbage person who always is around poop?
SA: Hmmmm. A rat in the sewers?
Diana: He could be one for the rats in the play. But then again. Which rat? They're all stupid, fat, ugly and smelly.
SA: That is true.
Diana: So which rat will he be?
SA: Hmmmm. How about the ugly Leader Sewer Rat Razick?
Diana: That would be perfect! Though he would be better as a pig in the farm getting shot by the farmer with his shotgun. Oh well. That works too.
SA: That could work. But he will be the pig later. At least at the end of the story! :D
Diana: Maybe this play won't be so bad after all. :D
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Chapter 2:Th Auditions Continue
----------------------------------------------------------------The Auditorium---------------------------------------------------------
The Auditorium was filled with people, though not as many as yesterday. People were whispering and chatting away happily as they talked to one another.
"Yesterday was the most boring day ever! Though I thought the first audition was funny" Sakura said happily.
"I agree with her! You should've seen how bad he was! It was hilarious!" Tomoyo said.
"I know! Good thing we set our VCRs for this." Meiling said laughing.
"True. Plus, we can probably show this to everyone when we start our own comedy show!" Eriol said trying to control his laughter.
"I don't really care what happens. As long as we get the auditions done. We can leave!" Sayoran grunted.
"What's wrong Sayoran? Not having fun?" Rika asked.
"Fun?? FUN????? How can you have *v0_0v* FUN *v0_0v* (*The finger thingy. I dunno what it's called.*) With all those idiotic girls staring at me! Talking about me! And pointing at me!!!!!" Sayoran shouted to like what seemed to be the whole world. (*Me me me me me me! Weeeeee*)
"Really? I didn't notice anyone looking at you, pointing at you or talking about you. You probably have the wrong people." Chiharu said. Looking at where Sayoran was pointing. (*You you you Why is it always you?*)
"-_-U" Sayoran sighed. "Forget it. But one things for sure. I am NOT having fun!"
"Whatever. Anyways, SA and Diana are coming out!" Sakura said.
"Ok everyone! It's time for day two of the auditions! Take your seats please!" Diana shouted with one of those huge microphones. (*I forgot the name of it*) Everyone sat at the exact same places as they did yesterday. "Ok! Let the auditions begin! Next person please step onto the stage!" An ugly looking tanned guy came onto the stage. He wore a gray sweater and weird looking pants. People whispered and laughed at the site of him.
"Who wears sweaters and pants during the summer?" Sakura whispered to Tomoyo.
"I dunno. But that kid does" Tomoyo whispered back.
SA: Name?
The kid: Pe-pe-peter
SA: Ok Pe-pe-peter. The first thing you will do is sing! Boy does this person stutter a lot.
Pe-pe-peter: O-ok *begins to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb with a stuttering voice very slowly.*
Diana: He stutters way too much.
SA: I agree.
-------------------------------------------------------------TV watchers---- ------------------------------------------------------------
Kitty: Hahahahaha!!!!
Jessica: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Kitty: Peter's singing! Hahahaha!
Jessica: Don't you mean Pe-pe-peter! Ahahahahahahaha!
Kitty: This is going to be fun!
Jessica: I know!
Kitty: What do you think Vivian will do with him?
Jessica: Make him smell like Peanut Butter?
Kitty: Hahaha!
Vivian: I could do that.
Jessica: How did you get here? I thought you were over there!
Vivian: Author's Magic Powers! It comes in very handy.
Kitty: w/e
Jessica: w/e
Vivian: g2g. Need to rate this guy.
Kitty and Jessica: Bye!
-------------------------------------------------Back in the Auditorium----- ----------------------------------------------------------
Diana: It's about time you got back here. His dancing is horrible! As well as his singing! He fell as soon as he took a step forward!
SA: Sorry about that. Wish I could've done something about him falling. At least put him in a jar of peanut butter.
Diana: Oh well. He left running as soon as his auditioning was over.
SA: Awww. I was going to have a little fun with him. He'll come back soon. Does he realize it's at least 50 degrees outside? Make that at least 70 degrees with his sweater.
Diana: I wonder how he came here in the first place without dying of extreme heat?
SA: Uh...no clue?
Diana: Next person up!
Some really skinny guy comes up. Wears some kind of 'Ding Ding (Doraemon) ' t-shirt and striped shorts.
2nd person: My name is Desmond. * talks really fast*
Diana: Ok.... Um. Will you sing a song?
Desmond: ok. Blahblahblah *really fast.*
SA: He talks fast but is he fast?
Diana: Time for dancing!
Desmond: *dances*
SA: Hmmm. What do you think I should do with this person?
Diana: Um.. Elephants chasing an almond?
SA: I don't even think elephants like almonds.
Diana: How about a peanut?
SA: I was going to do that with the other kid. But it will do. *sprinkles some power out of a small pouch*
(*The fast talker Desmond has now been changed into a peanut with elephants chasing him.*)
SA: When did you decide to pop in?
(*Just now*)
SA: Oh
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Kitty: That's what I call lame.
Jessica: I know.
Kitty: This is boring.
Jessica: I agree. The only thing good are the elephants.
Kitty: True. Wanna go get some popcorn while we wait for the elephants to eat him?
Jessica: sure.
Vivian: Hi!
Kitty and Jessica: Hi.
Vivian: I know that was lame. But then again. There's nothing good to do with Desmond.
Kitty: I wonder what you'll do to Doughnut.
Jessica: Yah!
Kitty: I wonder.
Kitty and Jessica grins evilly.
Vivian: o_oU
Kitty and Jessica and grinning and staring evilly.
Vivian: No and no. I hate him. You know it. Might as well feed him to Lap anyways.
Kitty: That will be exciting.
Vivian: What will be?
Jessica: Nothing nothing.
Vivian: Tell me before I make you.
Jessica: Just try me.
Kitty: Isn't it time to go back to the auditorium? Diana looks mad.
Vivan: Uh oh. Thanks for reminding me.
Teleports back to the special chairs just for directors.
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Everyone: Oooh! Elephants! Can we ride on them?
Sakura: This is funny!
Sayoran: I know! Quite amusing I should say.
Eriol: *thinks about doing this to Sayoran *
Tomoyo: Don't even think about it Eriol!
Eriol: I wasn't thinking about anything my sweet. Only to think how beautiful you are.
Tomoyo: *blushes*
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Diana: Um.You may leave.
SA: Oh and just to add something to that line, you will stay as an almond forever! Mwuahahaahaha!
Desmond: What!!!!!!
SA: Just kidding. *claps hands and elephants are gone and Desmond changes back to normal.*
Desmond: Better. I'm going home.
Diana: Good.
SA: Next person!!!!
Some really pale guy comes up wearing to what looks like a long white shirt up to his knees that hasn't been changed for at least 3 weeks. He wore some sneakers and ugly looking pants. Has a flat pale face and his hair is sticking up.
Diana: Name?
Person: Dudon. And can you stop saying name to everyone?
Diana: Nope. Plus we need peoples names to know who they are.
Dudon: Whatever. Like anyone needs to know.
SA: We do! So you got a problem with that?
Dudon: Vivian? What are you doing here!
SA: What do you think? *Takes off sunglasses*
Dudon: Terrific. Can things get worse?
SA: Yes they can! Mwuhahaha!
Dudon: Like how!
Diana: Everything you do and everyone else does is live!
Dudon: What!!!!!!!!!!
SA: You heard her. Beside! You should've read the poster.
Dudon: Whatever.
SA: Look I'm not here to talk. I'm here to rate people in their auditioning.
Diana: So lets get things started! ^_^
Dudon: Do I have to sing and dance? It's kinda lame.
SA: You're the one who voted for less dances in school. So I'm making you dance.
Dudon: Figures.
Diana: Yep.
SA: Are you dancing or what?
Dudon: Fine.
Dances horribly lame.
SA: You call that dancing?
Dudon: To me yes. To you, who cares.
SA: Whatever.
Diana: Oh yeah. We skipped the singing part. You will have to sing!
Dudon: Why did I come here anyways.
SA: That is a good question. Why did you come in the first place?
Dudon: You should know cause you dragged me from my game of runescape to here.
SA: Oh yeah.
Diana: Eh hem? Are you done chit chatting or what?
SA: Yep.
Dudon: Whatever.
Starts singing this weird song.
SA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Diana: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what what what? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ^o^ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Kitty: This is boring.
Jessica: Dudon's no fun.
Kitty: Mr. I'm SO Smart thinks he's so cool.
Jessica: I know.
Kitty: Though I never seen him dance in my life.
Jessica: Me neither. Plus he always mouths everything when he sings.
Kitty: I know.
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SA: You do realize you are boring everyone.
Dudon: Whatever.
Diana: Could I do some living up?
SA: Sure!
Dudon: Uh oh.
Dudon has now started to run. But Diana's borrowed magic from SA tends to do something about it.
Diana: *snaps fingers*
Dudon has now been changed to a powered doughnut rolling away.
SA: Hahahaha!
Dudon: Grrrr! See if I talk to you again!
SA: Good! Oh and you should watch out for the hungry security guards outside! They have been whining about eating Jelly Powered Doughnuts all day!
Dudon: o_o
Security Guards: Doughnuts! Where? I'm hungry! Need doughnuts!
Guard 2: Mmmmm.....Doughnuts.
Dudon: You better change me back now!
SA: Hold that though.
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Kitty: Finally! Something amusing!
Jessica: Hahahaha! Finally! The doughnut is actually a doughnut!
Kitty: Remember the time Dudon tripped hahahahah! And a soccerball rolled across him! Hahaha!
Jessica: Hahaha! I remember! Hahaha! Too bad we didn't see it. Only Vivian saw the whole thing.
Kitty: I know! A doughnut squashed by a rolling pin.
Vivian: So, should I change him back or what?
Jessica: Oh didn't see you there.
Kitty: Sure. Go ahead.
Vivian: Fine, oh g2g. Dudon is being eaten by my security guards. Though it would be better if they ate him all up first. Oh well.
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Guard 1: Mmmm! Delicious!
Guard 2: I agree!
Guard 3: Save some for me!
(*The guards are now eating the doughnut*)
Dudon: Ack! Get off me! I'm a human!
Guard 2: Not to me you aren't.
Guard 3: You look like a doughnut to us.
Guard 1: You taste like one too!
*magic blue sparkles appear and SA emerges*
SA: o_oU Ok. Guards! Shouldn't you be guarding the perimeters of the area?
Guards: Uhhh..
SA: Get to duty now before I fire all of you!
Guards: Yes madam!
(*The guards walk off to their positions*)
Dudon: Thanks. Now can you change me back before I strangle you?
SA: You strangle me? I take that as a complimented threat. So I won't change you until you give me a nicer compliment.
Dudon: Fine fine. I'm sorry oh Princess of the World.
SA: Hmm. That will do. *gets out a wand and changes Dudon back to his original self*
Almost half of Dudon's shirt has been eaten by the security guards.
Dudon: Better. Now back to playing runescape.
SA: Don't you ever get tired of the game?
Dudon: Nope.
SA: Your hopeless.
Diana: Next person!
Some short guy comes out wearing some kind of long colorful dress. Um, he/she had long hair and very tanned skin. Very fat wearing lots of make-up and nail polish. The guy/girl was also wearing very high heeled sandals.
SA: You know the drill.
Person: *talks in a weird Chinese accent in a very high pitch voice* My name is Jeff.
Diana: Ok. Can you sing, dance and act?
Jeff: Yes.
SA: So..sing, dance and act!
Jeff: Okokok. *sings in high voice.*
(*All the glass shatters*)
Diana: *covers ears* Stop it!
SA: *covers ears with earplugs* Stop singing now! Before you break everything!
Diana: Um..just dance ok?
Jeff: Sure! *in squeaky high pitched mouse voice*
(*Starts to dance like some kind of demented ballerina*)
Diana and SA: o_o?U?
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Jeff's Mother: I always knew my little girl would be on tv!
Jeff's Dad: Our little girl has grown up so fast!
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Kitty: I never knew Jeff was a girl.
Jessica: Me neither.
Kitty: Oh well.
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Diana: Not bad. You may go now!
SA: I'm a bit tired. ^o^ Yawwwnnnn
Diana: You should go rest mistress.
SA: You sure you can do this by yourself?
Diana: Sure I'm sure.
SA: Well. Ok.
-----------------------------------------------------------------In SA's Brain----------------------------------------------------------
Boss: Ok people! Time for a rest!
Brain Cells: Yah!
Boss: Oh wait. Another message from SA.
BC: Oh...
Boss: Need you guys to make her move.
BC: Awwww.
Boss: Don't awww me! YOU should make her move so she can get to bed so you guys can get a break so I can get some coffee! Do I make myself clear?!!
BC: Yes sir!
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SA goes to bed and at least 56 more people get auditioned. And blah blah blah.
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I know this chapter was short. But it's getting late now. I have to go to bed. I tend to get lazy now and then. Especially when I'm near the end. Oh well. Next chapter will probably be in about a week or something. Cause I got school soon, plus I need to study for my exams. And I might be going to Niagara Falls on Sunday as a small vacation before the Summer Break ends. School is starting too soon! Noooo!! And I was beginning to enjoy burning useless books. *sigh*
Thanks to those who reviewed so far:
Curious Star (a.k.a. Jessica)- Hmm. No clue to how you jumped from the window. Lets just say you were fixing the satellite dish.
KaitouStar- Alright alright. I won't let Yukito be Prince Charming. Plus I never intended him to be anyways.
¤Spirit Angel Goddess¤
Daylight Dreams Performance Theater ranked 2 in the world is holding auditions for the play " Cinderella" Sakura and the gang audition for parts in the play. Would it be hit of the year or a huge disaster? Warning: Beware of the fat rats!
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3rd chappie up! Yah! So far no reviews after the last four. I feel very unpopular. Oh well. Popularity isn't everything. It just ends up for the worst. Anyways working on making this story a bit better. At least make it not so insulting to others. Though I can't seem to help myself. I'm in need for revenge. Try not to freak out when I go mental during the next few chapters. Got a huge math exam somewhere in September and my head feels scrambled.
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"Talking"
------Scene Change-------
*****Re caps and Flashbacks******
Thoughts
~Spells~
*Actions and stuff*
(*Authors Notes*)
^_^ - Faces!
12345 - numbers (hehe)
ABCDE letters (haha)
Hello - words (No, I don't think your stupid. Just to let non smart people know)
If there's anything else, I'll let you know.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------
Sadly I do not own Card Captors. CLAMP does.
Boo hoo I do not own Cinderella. Some story book writer wrote the book.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------
SA: The first guy was horrible!
Diana: I agree!
SA: What should we put him up as?
Diana: The garbage person who always is around poop?
SA: Hmmmm. A rat in the sewers?
Diana: He could be one for the rats in the play. But then again. Which rat? They're all stupid, fat, ugly and smelly.
SA: That is true.
Diana: So which rat will he be?
SA: Hmmmm. How about the ugly Leader Sewer Rat Razick?
Diana: That would be perfect! Though he would be better as a pig in the farm getting shot by the farmer with his shotgun. Oh well. That works too.
SA: That could work. But he will be the pig later. At least at the end of the story! :D
Diana: Maybe this play won't be so bad after all. :D
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Chapter 2:Th Auditions Continue
----------------------------------------------------------------The Auditorium---------------------------------------------------------
The Auditorium was filled with people, though not as many as yesterday. People were whispering and chatting away happily as they talked to one another.
"Yesterday was the most boring day ever! Though I thought the first audition was funny" Sakura said happily.
"I agree with her! You should've seen how bad he was! It was hilarious!" Tomoyo said.
"I know! Good thing we set our VCRs for this." Meiling said laughing.
"True. Plus, we can probably show this to everyone when we start our own comedy show!" Eriol said trying to control his laughter.
"I don't really care what happens. As long as we get the auditions done. We can leave!" Sayoran grunted.
"What's wrong Sayoran? Not having fun?" Rika asked.
"Fun?? FUN????? How can you have *v0_0v* FUN *v0_0v* (*The finger thingy. I dunno what it's called.*) With all those idiotic girls staring at me! Talking about me! And pointing at me!!!!!" Sayoran shouted to like what seemed to be the whole world. (*Me me me me me me! Weeeeee*)
"Really? I didn't notice anyone looking at you, pointing at you or talking about you. You probably have the wrong people." Chiharu said. Looking at where Sayoran was pointing. (*You you you Why is it always you?*)
"-_-U" Sayoran sighed. "Forget it. But one things for sure. I am NOT having fun!"
"Whatever. Anyways, SA and Diana are coming out!" Sakura said.
"Ok everyone! It's time for day two of the auditions! Take your seats please!" Diana shouted with one of those huge microphones. (*I forgot the name of it*) Everyone sat at the exact same places as they did yesterday. "Ok! Let the auditions begin! Next person please step onto the stage!" An ugly looking tanned guy came onto the stage. He wore a gray sweater and weird looking pants. People whispered and laughed at the site of him.
"Who wears sweaters and pants during the summer?" Sakura whispered to Tomoyo.
"I dunno. But that kid does" Tomoyo whispered back.
SA: Name?
The kid: Pe-pe-peter
SA: Ok Pe-pe-peter. The first thing you will do is sing! Boy does this person stutter a lot.
Pe-pe-peter: O-ok *begins to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb with a stuttering voice very slowly.*
Diana: He stutters way too much.
SA: I agree.
-------------------------------------------------------------TV watchers---- ------------------------------------------------------------
Kitty: Hahahahaha!!!!
Jessica: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Kitty: Peter's singing! Hahahaha!
Jessica: Don't you mean Pe-pe-peter! Ahahahahahahaha!
Kitty: This is going to be fun!
Jessica: I know!
Kitty: What do you think Vivian will do with him?
Jessica: Make him smell like Peanut Butter?
Kitty: Hahaha!
Vivian: I could do that.
Jessica: How did you get here? I thought you were over there!
Vivian: Author's Magic Powers! It comes in very handy.
Kitty: w/e
Jessica: w/e
Vivian: g2g. Need to rate this guy.
Kitty and Jessica: Bye!
-------------------------------------------------Back in the Auditorium----- ----------------------------------------------------------
Diana: It's about time you got back here. His dancing is horrible! As well as his singing! He fell as soon as he took a step forward!
SA: Sorry about that. Wish I could've done something about him falling. At least put him in a jar of peanut butter.
Diana: Oh well. He left running as soon as his auditioning was over.
SA: Awww. I was going to have a little fun with him. He'll come back soon. Does he realize it's at least 50 degrees outside? Make that at least 70 degrees with his sweater.
Diana: I wonder how he came here in the first place without dying of extreme heat?
SA: Uh...no clue?
Diana: Next person up!
Some really skinny guy comes up. Wears some kind of 'Ding Ding (Doraemon) ' t-shirt and striped shorts.
2nd person: My name is Desmond. * talks really fast*
Diana: Ok.... Um. Will you sing a song?
Desmond: ok. Blahblahblah *really fast.*
SA: He talks fast but is he fast?
Diana: Time for dancing!
Desmond: *dances*
SA: Hmmm. What do you think I should do with this person?
Diana: Um.. Elephants chasing an almond?
SA: I don't even think elephants like almonds.
Diana: How about a peanut?
SA: I was going to do that with the other kid. But it will do. *sprinkles some power out of a small pouch*
(*The fast talker Desmond has now been changed into a peanut with elephants chasing him.*)
SA: When did you decide to pop in?
(*Just now*)
SA: Oh
-------------------------------------------------------------TV watchers---- ------------------------------------------------------------
Kitty: That's what I call lame.
Jessica: I know.
Kitty: This is boring.
Jessica: I agree. The only thing good are the elephants.
Kitty: True. Wanna go get some popcorn while we wait for the elephants to eat him?
Jessica: sure.
Vivian: Hi!
Kitty and Jessica: Hi.
Vivian: I know that was lame. But then again. There's nothing good to do with Desmond.
Kitty: I wonder what you'll do to Doughnut.
Jessica: Yah!
Kitty: I wonder.
Kitty and Jessica grins evilly.
Vivian: o_oU
Kitty and Jessica and grinning and staring evilly.
Vivian: No and no. I hate him. You know it. Might as well feed him to Lap anyways.
Kitty: That will be exciting.
Vivian: What will be?
Jessica: Nothing nothing.
Vivian: Tell me before I make you.
Jessica: Just try me.
Kitty: Isn't it time to go back to the auditorium? Diana looks mad.
Vivan: Uh oh. Thanks for reminding me.
Teleports back to the special chairs just for directors.
-----------------------------------------------------Audience members in the Auditorium------------------------------------------
Everyone: Oooh! Elephants! Can we ride on them?
Sakura: This is funny!
Sayoran: I know! Quite amusing I should say.
Eriol: *thinks about doing this to Sayoran *
Tomoyo: Don't even think about it Eriol!
Eriol: I wasn't thinking about anything my sweet. Only to think how beautiful you are.
Tomoyo: *blushes*
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Diana: Um.You may leave.
SA: Oh and just to add something to that line, you will stay as an almond forever! Mwuahahaahaha!
Desmond: What!!!!!!
SA: Just kidding. *claps hands and elephants are gone and Desmond changes back to normal.*
Desmond: Better. I'm going home.
Diana: Good.
SA: Next person!!!!
Some really pale guy comes up wearing to what looks like a long white shirt up to his knees that hasn't been changed for at least 3 weeks. He wore some sneakers and ugly looking pants. Has a flat pale face and his hair is sticking up.
Diana: Name?
Person: Dudon. And can you stop saying name to everyone?
Diana: Nope. Plus we need peoples names to know who they are.
Dudon: Whatever. Like anyone needs to know.
SA: We do! So you got a problem with that?
Dudon: Vivian? What are you doing here!
SA: What do you think? *Takes off sunglasses*
Dudon: Terrific. Can things get worse?
SA: Yes they can! Mwuhahaha!
Dudon: Like how!
Diana: Everything you do and everyone else does is live!
Dudon: What!!!!!!!!!!
SA: You heard her. Beside! You should've read the poster.
Dudon: Whatever.
SA: Look I'm not here to talk. I'm here to rate people in their auditioning.
Diana: So lets get things started! ^_^
Dudon: Do I have to sing and dance? It's kinda lame.
SA: You're the one who voted for less dances in school. So I'm making you dance.
Dudon: Figures.
Diana: Yep.
SA: Are you dancing or what?
Dudon: Fine.
Dances horribly lame.
SA: You call that dancing?
Dudon: To me yes. To you, who cares.
SA: Whatever.
Diana: Oh yeah. We skipped the singing part. You will have to sing!
Dudon: Why did I come here anyways.
SA: That is a good question. Why did you come in the first place?
Dudon: You should know cause you dragged me from my game of runescape to here.
SA: Oh yeah.
Diana: Eh hem? Are you done chit chatting or what?
SA: Yep.
Dudon: Whatever.
Starts singing this weird song.
SA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Diana: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what what what? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ^o^ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
------------------------------------------------------------TV watchers----- ------------------------------------------------------------
Kitty: This is boring.
Jessica: Dudon's no fun.
Kitty: Mr. I'm SO Smart thinks he's so cool.
Jessica: I know.
Kitty: Though I never seen him dance in my life.
Jessica: Me neither. Plus he always mouths everything when he sings.
Kitty: I know.
------------------------------------------------------------Back to auditorium---------------------------------------------------------
SA: You do realize you are boring everyone.
Dudon: Whatever.
Diana: Could I do some living up?
SA: Sure!
Dudon: Uh oh.
Dudon has now started to run. But Diana's borrowed magic from SA tends to do something about it.
Diana: *snaps fingers*
Dudon has now been changed to a powered doughnut rolling away.
SA: Hahahaha!
Dudon: Grrrr! See if I talk to you again!
SA: Good! Oh and you should watch out for the hungry security guards outside! They have been whining about eating Jelly Powered Doughnuts all day!
Dudon: o_o
Security Guards: Doughnuts! Where? I'm hungry! Need doughnuts!
Guard 2: Mmmmm.....Doughnuts.
Dudon: You better change me back now!
SA: Hold that though.
----------------------------------------------------------TV Watchers------- -----------------------------------------------------------
Kitty: Finally! Something amusing!
Jessica: Hahahaha! Finally! The doughnut is actually a doughnut!
Kitty: Remember the time Dudon tripped hahahahah! And a soccerball rolled across him! Hahaha!
Jessica: Hahaha! I remember! Hahaha! Too bad we didn't see it. Only Vivian saw the whole thing.
Kitty: I know! A doughnut squashed by a rolling pin.
Vivian: So, should I change him back or what?
Jessica: Oh didn't see you there.
Kitty: Sure. Go ahead.
Vivian: Fine, oh g2g. Dudon is being eaten by my security guards. Though it would be better if they ate him all up first. Oh well.
-----------------------------------Back to the scene of the doughnut being eaten by the guards---------------------------------
Guard 1: Mmmm! Delicious!
Guard 2: I agree!
Guard 3: Save some for me!
(*The guards are now eating the doughnut*)
Dudon: Ack! Get off me! I'm a human!
Guard 2: Not to me you aren't.
Guard 3: You look like a doughnut to us.
Guard 1: You taste like one too!
*magic blue sparkles appear and SA emerges*
SA: o_oU Ok. Guards! Shouldn't you be guarding the perimeters of the area?
Guards: Uhhh..
SA: Get to duty now before I fire all of you!
Guards: Yes madam!
(*The guards walk off to their positions*)
Dudon: Thanks. Now can you change me back before I strangle you?
SA: You strangle me? I take that as a complimented threat. So I won't change you until you give me a nicer compliment.
Dudon: Fine fine. I'm sorry oh Princess of the World.
SA: Hmm. That will do. *gets out a wand and changes Dudon back to his original self*
Almost half of Dudon's shirt has been eaten by the security guards.
Dudon: Better. Now back to playing runescape.
SA: Don't you ever get tired of the game?
Dudon: Nope.
SA: Your hopeless.
Diana: Next person!
Some short guy comes out wearing some kind of long colorful dress. Um, he/she had long hair and very tanned skin. Very fat wearing lots of make-up and nail polish. The guy/girl was also wearing very high heeled sandals.
SA: You know the drill.
Person: *talks in a weird Chinese accent in a very high pitch voice* My name is Jeff.
Diana: Ok. Can you sing, dance and act?
Jeff: Yes.
SA: So..sing, dance and act!
Jeff: Okokok. *sings in high voice.*
(*All the glass shatters*)
Diana: *covers ears* Stop it!
SA: *covers ears with earplugs* Stop singing now! Before you break everything!
Diana: Um..just dance ok?
Jeff: Sure! *in squeaky high pitched mouse voice*
(*Starts to dance like some kind of demented ballerina*)
Diana and SA: o_o?U?
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Jeff's Mother: I always knew my little girl would be on tv!
Jeff's Dad: Our little girl has grown up so fast!
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Kitty: I never knew Jeff was a girl.
Jessica: Me neither.
Kitty: Oh well.
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Diana: Not bad. You may go now!
SA: I'm a bit tired. ^o^ Yawwwnnnn
Diana: You should go rest mistress.
SA: You sure you can do this by yourself?
Diana: Sure I'm sure.
SA: Well. Ok.
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Boss: Ok people! Time for a rest!
Brain Cells: Yah!
Boss: Oh wait. Another message from SA.
BC: Oh...
Boss: Need you guys to make her move.
BC: Awwww.
Boss: Don't awww me! YOU should make her move so she can get to bed so you guys can get a break so I can get some coffee! Do I make myself clear?!!
BC: Yes sir!
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SA goes to bed and at least 56 more people get auditioned. And blah blah blah.
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I know this chapter was short. But it's getting late now. I have to go to bed. I tend to get lazy now and then. Especially when I'm near the end. Oh well. Next chapter will probably be in about a week or something. Cause I got school soon, plus I need to study for my exams. And I might be going to Niagara Falls on Sunday as a small vacation before the Summer Break ends. School is starting too soon! Noooo!! And I was beginning to enjoy burning useless books. *sigh*
Thanks to those who reviewed so far:
Curious Star (a.k.a. Jessica)- Hmm. No clue to how you jumped from the window. Lets just say you were fixing the satellite dish.
KaitouStar- Alright alright. I won't let Yukito be Prince Charming. Plus I never intended him to be anyways.
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