I can't believe J.k killed Sirius off! I was so upset, I know I ought to
get on with my other fics, but now IT'S PERSONAL! She killed off my
favourite character! So I decided court is in session! Dobby's court of law
is coming out! N the 1st case is the big death! The characters finally get
their voices heard! I'm still in denial, so please don't be angry. Right
could anyone tell me if this is fic is going against the rules, I looked at
them but there was nothing stopping this fic. So the court is now open for
business! Hope this is original
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Percy Weasley: All rise for the honourable judge Dobby.
Dobby: you may sit.
Angry people: *sit*
Dobby: Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! *hit's himself with the hammer *
Percy: The trial!
Dobby: oh yes bad- *coughs* Now the case of Harry Potter v J.k, over the amount of deaths, J.k can't be here cause-
Percy: *sighs* get on with it!
Dobby: Dobby takes no orders from you!
Percy: *raises eyebrow*
Dobby: I mean bad Dobby! Bad dobby! Fine Snape's representing Rowling.
Percy: call the jurors.
Dobby: fine! *mutters* I must kick idiot Weasley's arse later.
Percy: At - hem
Dobby: the 1st people are the Sirius Black fan club.
SBFC: boo!!! Rowling!
Dobby: Fawkes the phoenix.
Fawkes: *blinks *
Dobby: Grawp.
Grawp: Me want Haggy!
Dobby: Fang.
Fang: *woof*
Dobby: Regulus Black.
Regulus: common slave!
Dobby: Alberforth.
Alberforth: *waves *
Bill and Charlie Weasley: Hi!
Dobby: Madame Pince.
MP: hmph!
Dobby: Sally - Anne Perks.
Sally: Hi ya!
Dobby: Krum.
Krum: *surly glance*
Dobby: And Fluffy!
Fluffy: woof! Bark! Meow!
Percy: Now the jury's all together, any problems?
Snape: *raises hand *
Dobby: Anything wrong? *Mutters * you greasy haired git!
Snape: How are two dogs and a phoenix, supposed to vote?
Dobby: How's your hair so greasy? One of the mysteries of life.
Sally: Does this go on my potions grade, professor?
Snape: *Growls *
Dobby: If there's no objections, *glares at Snape * I will call the 1st angry witnesses; The Dursleys!
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Sorry had to do that, I'm still annoyed bout the book, so I'm in sweet denial. Lol well I hope some people liked it, if u do, Pls review, I'll continue. Well sorry the chapters are small but I should be able to update quicker, and finish this fic quickly. Hope you liked it.
I don't own Harry Potter! If I did *hint hint J.k* I wouldn't of killed off Sirius!
See ya
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Percy Weasley: All rise for the honourable judge Dobby.
Dobby: you may sit.
Angry people: *sit*
Dobby: Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! *hit's himself with the hammer *
Percy: The trial!
Dobby: oh yes bad- *coughs* Now the case of Harry Potter v J.k, over the amount of deaths, J.k can't be here cause-
Percy: *sighs* get on with it!
Dobby: Dobby takes no orders from you!
Percy: *raises eyebrow*
Dobby: I mean bad Dobby! Bad dobby! Fine Snape's representing Rowling.
Percy: call the jurors.
Dobby: fine! *mutters* I must kick idiot Weasley's arse later.
Percy: At - hem
Dobby: the 1st people are the Sirius Black fan club.
SBFC: boo!!! Rowling!
Dobby: Fawkes the phoenix.
Fawkes: *blinks *
Dobby: Grawp.
Grawp: Me want Haggy!
Dobby: Fang.
Fang: *woof*
Dobby: Regulus Black.
Regulus: common slave!
Dobby: Alberforth.
Alberforth: *waves *
Bill and Charlie Weasley: Hi!
Dobby: Madame Pince.
MP: hmph!
Dobby: Sally - Anne Perks.
Sally: Hi ya!
Dobby: Krum.
Krum: *surly glance*
Dobby: And Fluffy!
Fluffy: woof! Bark! Meow!
Percy: Now the jury's all together, any problems?
Snape: *raises hand *
Dobby: Anything wrong? *Mutters * you greasy haired git!
Snape: How are two dogs and a phoenix, supposed to vote?
Dobby: How's your hair so greasy? One of the mysteries of life.
Sally: Does this go on my potions grade, professor?
Snape: *Growls *
Dobby: If there's no objections, *glares at Snape * I will call the 1st angry witnesses; The Dursleys!
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Sorry had to do that, I'm still annoyed bout the book, so I'm in sweet denial. Lol well I hope some people liked it, if u do, Pls review, I'll continue. Well sorry the chapters are small but I should be able to update quicker, and finish this fic quickly. Hope you liked it.
I don't own Harry Potter! If I did *hint hint J.k* I wouldn't of killed off Sirius!
See ya
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