Hi ya, here's the next chapter! Denial's still strong! Lol

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Dobby: The next witness is *reads paper * oh no!

Hermione: What's the matter?

Dobby: *Hides under table * it's her.

Percy: Get on with it!

Dobby: *shivers * Please anyone but her.

Hermione: Is it Umbridge?

Dobby: Worse!

Snape: Get on with it elf!

Dobby: *Shivers * Bellatrix Lestrange.

Hermoine: WHAT!

Snape: *Evil grin *

Percy: Hope she sticks around, the ministry will give her a few words!

Dobby: Yeah, and then she'll kill them.

Percy: The ministry are powerful and great!

Dobby: How can you say that, it's run by Fudge! Who has air for brains? They're about as powerful as the Easter bunny.

Percy: How dare you insult the ministry of magic!

Dobby: It's quite easy!

Snape: Let's get on with this!

Dobby: *shivers * I call her!

Bella: *smirks*

SBFC: *throws book 5* Kill her!!!

Hermione: Evil cow!

Snape: *smirks *

Dobby: *glares *

Bella: *Evil grin * Well, well. A mudblood, a house elf, and an oaf from the ministry.

Dobby: Eat those words, you murdering cow!

Bella: Shut up elf, I could kill you with my eyes closed.

Snape: *smirks *

Percy: Shut up death eater!

Dobby: Why are you here any way, did weak little Voldemort send you to do his dirty work, again?

Bella: Don't talk about my master like that!

Dobby: Kiss my arse!

Hermione: You master is nothing more than a clown.

Dobby: what's a clown?

Snape: Silence!

SBFC: *hiss *

Bella: *smirks * aren't you supposed to be dead, Reg?

Dobby: *snorts * Reg?

Hermione: Sirius's brother.

Dobby: Oh.

Snape: Isn't he though, elf?

Dobby: *Nervous laugh * yes.

Hermione: But how?

Winky: *Appears again * Dobby was a bad old elf!

Percy: *Looks confused *

Winky: *cries * Dobby caught a life phoenix!

Hermione: A what?

Winky: A life phoenix.

Snape: *looks outraged * they don't exist!

Dobby: *smirks * they do now.

Hermione: They only help bring back people with unfinished business. *Eyes become wide *

Percy: But the ministry say *looks confused *

Dobby: Theirs more to life than the ministry.

Percy: What! How dare you!

Hermione: How long does it last for?

Dobby: I dunno, as long as it takes.

Bella: You fool! I'm proud of myself, my stupid cousin bring shame on the family! That Potter was a disgrace! I've made it easier for him; Potter will fall easy with out his precious godfather! *insane look *

Dobby: *Looks in disgust* If I was J.k you would have been gone, along time ago!

Bella: But you're not, and there's nothing you can do about it elf!

Dobby: I can do this! *throws book 5 at her head *

SBFC: GO DOBBY! GO DOBBY!

Hermione: Where are you getting all of them books from?

Dobby: *shrugs *

Percy: *tries not to grin * that wasn't right Dobby, no matter who she is.

Dobby: *angelic smile * she deserved it.

Hermione: I know she did, but still.

Dobby: Fine, *mutters * Evil cow deserved it.

SBFC: *cheers *

Snape: Order in the court!

Dobby: I Dobby sentence Bellatrix Lestrange to be locked in the Sirius Black Fan club's head quarters, till the next book! *Bangs hammer *

SBFC: *cheers and brings out the weapons *

Bella: You can't do this!

Dobby: watch me!

Fred and George: *appears out of no where * Give her hell!

Hermione: *looks shocked*

SBFC: *drags her away *

Dobby: *Evil grin * Make sure you're back for the next witness!

Percy: *Hiding a smile *

Dobby: Now we've got rid of that cow.

Hermione; I almost feel sorry for her.

Dobby: You should, the Sirius Black fan club's got her. It's a fate worse than death.

Percy: Next witness!

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Finally finished, that evil cow finally got what was coming to her. *Angelic smile * sorry if I offended some people, but my anger just brings out the worst in me. Hope you liked it, pllss review if you did, I wanna know what you people think. Thank you to anyone who's reviewed so far!

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