Hi, I'm back. Sorry to them readers who thought I was finished, *Evil grin
* I've got a lot more witnesses! Enjoy!
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Dobby: *Evil grin * the next victim is...
Percy: *coughs *
Dobby: I mean witness is James Potter!
Audience: *Gasp *
Snape: *Looks frightened * that's impossible!
James: *smirks * Surprise Snapey-poo.
Snape: You!
James: Me.
Hermione: Mr Potter?
James: *smirks * Nice to meet you. *Looks a bit confused * aren't I supposed to be dead?
Dobby: *innocent look * yes.
James: Oh.
Hermione: How long will you be here Mr Potter? Harry would love to meet you.
James: Harry? He's alive?
Dobby: Yep, famous, smart and hansom and clever.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow * He's a Gryffindor, how can he be any of that?
Percy: I was.
Dobby: In your dreams!
Percy: I resent that comment.
James: *smirks * Of course I was all those things.
Hermione: Harry was right, you are a big head, and to think people compare you to him.
James: *Excitedly * they do?
Hermione: Yes Sirius, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Mcgonagal, Molly and Remus do all the time.
James: *Smiles proudly * that's my son.
Snape: *Sneers * you make it sound a good thing.
Dobby: I have plenty copies of book 5 her! *Evil grin *
Snape: I'll get you elf!
Dobby: You wish!
James: Hey that's my line!
Hermione: *shakes her head *
Percy: I see where Harry and my brother get it from.
James: Don't blame me. I was dead!
Snape: Why couldn't you stay it?
James: Shut up you greasy slime ball! I saved your life!
Hermione: SHUT UP!
All: *Look shocked *
Hermione: *Blushes * sorry.
Dobby: *Suddenly wakes up * Oh, well let's get on with the case.
Hermione: You were asleep? On the job!
Dobby: *Nervous laugh *
Hermione: *Sighs * James, what do you think of the death of Sirius Black?
James: *Goes pale * S-S-S-S-s-irius?
Snape: Are you death Potter?
James: My best friend! How could she? He was supposed to look after Harry. My poor son! *puts his head in his hands *
Hermione: *looks nervous * Are you okay?
James: My poor son, hasn't he suffered enough? Without Sirius being took away from him!
Hermione: Don't forget living with the Dursleys and Voldemort; who's always after him.
James: *Growls * the Dursleys!
Hermione: *Looks shocked *
James: Oh gosh, Poor Harry. He didn't live with Sirius or Remus did he?
Hermione: Sirius was sent to Azkaban and I don't know about Remus, I think he couldn't because of his condition.
James: *Fire in his eyes * they will pay!
Snape: *snorts * Yeah, right Potter. I bet their shaking.
James: *Throws book 5 at Snape's head *
Hermione: This is getting ridiculous! Where does that book keep on coming from?
Everyone: *Looks innocent *
Hermione: Hand the books over!
Dobby: But what will I use against that greasy git?
Hermione: Nothing!
Dobby: No chance.
James: *Smirks * Chill out, you sound like Lily.
Hermione: Is anyone going to talk some sense into you?
Snape: Sit down Granger!
Percy: James you may leave.
Dobby: I suppose I ought to call the next witness then. *yawns *
Snape: Keep going elf!
Dobby: Go wash your hair. *falls asleep *
Everyone: ^.^;;;;;;;
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Okay hope you enjoyed it, plssssssss I'd love suggestions and reviews of who to do next. Thank you to anyone who reviewed!
See ya
**************************Blue Cat************************************
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Dobby: *Evil grin * the next victim is...
Percy: *coughs *
Dobby: I mean witness is James Potter!
Audience: *Gasp *
Snape: *Looks frightened * that's impossible!
James: *smirks * Surprise Snapey-poo.
Snape: You!
James: Me.
Hermione: Mr Potter?
James: *smirks * Nice to meet you. *Looks a bit confused * aren't I supposed to be dead?
Dobby: *innocent look * yes.
James: Oh.
Hermione: How long will you be here Mr Potter? Harry would love to meet you.
James: Harry? He's alive?
Dobby: Yep, famous, smart and hansom and clever.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow * He's a Gryffindor, how can he be any of that?
Percy: I was.
Dobby: In your dreams!
Percy: I resent that comment.
James: *smirks * Of course I was all those things.
Hermione: Harry was right, you are a big head, and to think people compare you to him.
James: *Excitedly * they do?
Hermione: Yes Sirius, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Mcgonagal, Molly and Remus do all the time.
James: *Smiles proudly * that's my son.
Snape: *Sneers * you make it sound a good thing.
Dobby: I have plenty copies of book 5 her! *Evil grin *
Snape: I'll get you elf!
Dobby: You wish!
James: Hey that's my line!
Hermione: *shakes her head *
Percy: I see where Harry and my brother get it from.
James: Don't blame me. I was dead!
Snape: Why couldn't you stay it?
James: Shut up you greasy slime ball! I saved your life!
Hermione: SHUT UP!
All: *Look shocked *
Hermione: *Blushes * sorry.
Dobby: *Suddenly wakes up * Oh, well let's get on with the case.
Hermione: You were asleep? On the job!
Dobby: *Nervous laugh *
Hermione: *Sighs * James, what do you think of the death of Sirius Black?
James: *Goes pale * S-S-S-S-s-irius?
Snape: Are you death Potter?
James: My best friend! How could she? He was supposed to look after Harry. My poor son! *puts his head in his hands *
Hermione: *looks nervous * Are you okay?
James: My poor son, hasn't he suffered enough? Without Sirius being took away from him!
Hermione: Don't forget living with the Dursleys and Voldemort; who's always after him.
James: *Growls * the Dursleys!
Hermione: *Looks shocked *
James: Oh gosh, Poor Harry. He didn't live with Sirius or Remus did he?
Hermione: Sirius was sent to Azkaban and I don't know about Remus, I think he couldn't because of his condition.
James: *Fire in his eyes * they will pay!
Snape: *snorts * Yeah, right Potter. I bet their shaking.
James: *Throws book 5 at Snape's head *
Hermione: This is getting ridiculous! Where does that book keep on coming from?
Everyone: *Looks innocent *
Hermione: Hand the books over!
Dobby: But what will I use against that greasy git?
Hermione: Nothing!
Dobby: No chance.
James: *Smirks * Chill out, you sound like Lily.
Hermione: Is anyone going to talk some sense into you?
Snape: Sit down Granger!
Percy: James you may leave.
Dobby: I suppose I ought to call the next witness then. *yawns *
Snape: Keep going elf!
Dobby: Go wash your hair. *falls asleep *
Everyone: ^.^;;;;;;;
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Okay hope you enjoyed it, plssssssss I'd love suggestions and reviews of who to do next. Thank you to anyone who reviewed!
See ya
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