Sorry I took so long to update, I had my famous writer's block lol and I
was banned off the computer for bout 2 weeks, plssss look at the poll at
the end, thanks for all of you who reviewed!
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Dobby: *jolts awake* huh?
Percy: *growls*
Dobby: *nervous laugh* Nice day isn't it?
Percy: *goes red with anger*
Dobby: *looks around* oh the Sirius Black fan club are back! Done with Bella yet?
SBFC: *evil laugh* No where near.
Dobby: Creepy! They did that simultaneously.
Snape: Quit the chatter! Get to the case, you worthless piece of vermin!
Dobby: VERMIN!
Hermione: professor I think u went too far.
Snape: To far girl, he's just a worthless elf!
Hermione: *goes red*
Dobby: You slimy! Evil! Sadistic! Pig faced! Annoying! Slimy haired git! You make a camel's backside look good!
Percy: Enough! I've had enough of this disrespect and violence!
James: Violence?
Percy: *coughs* the book throwing!
Dobby: So what you gonna do about it?
Hermione: *looks nervous *
Percy: I Percy Weasley, on behalf of the ministry of magic,
Dobby: *mutters * Percy skunk head Weasley.
Percy: Hereby discharge Dobby from this case!
Dobby: What!
Hermione: No!
James: Get a life you stupid Pin-head! Who's gonna finish the case?
Percy: Bring in the new judge, Umbridge!
SBFC: *cackling evilly *
Hermione: *smirks * Got any spare books Dobby?
Dobby: *snorts * time for some fun!
James: Who's Umbridge?
Hermione: Just an evil cow who made Harry's entire 5th year hell.
James: oh, *evil look * excellent!
Umbridge: *enters and sits down *
SBFC: It's the evil bitch herself!
Dobby: creepy, they did it again!
Hermione: *looks at him strangely. *
Umbridge: At - hem!
Dobby: Need a cough sweet?
SBFC: *Smirks * She'll need a coffin after we're done!
Hermione: That's taking it too far.
SBFC: We don't mean it; we only want to torture her for a while. *innocent look *
James: Umbridge, I remember you! Me and Sirius used to throw water balloons at you, and curse you! You we're always picking on every one.
Umbridge: Ah Harry Potter, trying another one of your illusions. You will fail in the end, the ministry's always right and you will pay!
Dobby: *Raises eyebrow* since when we're the ministry right, didn't we just go other this, Ministry insane lunatics, Order of phoenix insane people who are right!
Umbridge: What a deluded fool.
Percy: *Loving look* quite.
Dobby: You psycho! Me sane!
Umbridge: Dumbledore's tricked you insane half breeds, muggle loving, dirty blooded, mudbloods being led by, *Laughs* The insane lunatic Potter, you fools will end up in St. Mungo's where Potter should be-
Hermione: *Throws book 5*
Umbridge: *Funny Look * Mummmyyy. *Faints *
SBFC: Go Hermione!
James: She was getting on my nerves, *flicks wand *
Umbridge: *boils appear on her face*
James: Don't you think it's an improvement?
Dobby: *smirks *
Hermione: How come professor Snape hasn't said anything?
James: *Whistle's innocently *
Dobby: Hey that's my job!
Hermione: *looks at professor Snape * He's bold!
Dobby: and you've knocked him out!
James:*sweetly * I didn't knock him out, poor old unfortunate Snapey's afraid of ittle cute bunny rabbits. But I thought Snapey might enjoy one, but *dramatic cry * he hated it.
Hermione: *looks amused and shocked *
Percy: *Stands up dizzily * Dobby didn't I say next witness!
Dobby: *Evil grin * looks like book 5 gave him a bit of amnesia.
Hermione: *shakes her head *
Dobby: I call Luna Lovegood!
Luna: *Walks on grinning *
Dobby: *Grins * hey Luna how's it hanging.
Luna: Great! My dad and I caught a horned ecalite.
Hermione: A what?
Dobby: *grins *so Luna you fancy Ron right?
Luna: *weird look * I might like Ronald, thought I might also like a curled hufflebang.
Hermione: *Looks confused *
Dobby: admit it, you fancy him!
Luna: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dobby: *in a girl's voice * Good luck Ronald.
Luna: *blushes *
Percy: *coughs*
Dobby: What do you think of the death then?
Luna: He wasn't really dead he's just beyond the veil, our loved one's are just passed their, they never leave us, they're always watching over us.
Dobby: *Shakes his head *
Luna: *Glazed look * Harry seemed to miss him; I've never seen some one so upset, he was worse than me when I lost my mother. I saw him gazing on the lake but I never went over. It seemed he loved Sirius as a father, and everyone knows Sirius was innocent from my father' article. But Sirius is just beyond the veil, I don't see why Harry can't see that. Sirius won't be ever truly gone till all those who remember him are dead. It seems Harry was his son, and Harry cried like losing his father.
Everyone: *silent*
Dobby: *coughs * that was very nice Luna, so when you gonna tell Ronald?
Hermione: *giggles *
Luna: *Blushes* I don't know what you're talking about? *Starts to hum Weasley is our king *
Hermione: *smirks * who's next Dobby?
James: Whose Ronald?
Percy: *Shakes head * my brother.
Hermione: I'm surprised you still remember you have family!
Percy: *Looks ashamed *
James: I've got some catching up to do.
Snape: *stands up dizzily * my mummy bunny call me they next witness.
Dobby: *snorts*
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Hey hope that chapter was okay, I should have another one soon! A few people are requesting characters, so hey I thought if any1 wants to, to have a poll of the next Characters to come so, pllss feel free to vote if u want for: *Tonks *Ron *Mrs Weasley *Peeves *Nearly Headless Nick *Fudge *Phineas Nigellus *Kreacher *Or another Character Sorry but I'm not doing Harry or Sirius yet, lol it will be a surprise when they come in or who represents them comes in lol hope u liked it
See ya
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Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!! *********** ******************* **************************************
Dobby: *jolts awake* huh?
Percy: *growls*
Dobby: *nervous laugh* Nice day isn't it?
Percy: *goes red with anger*
Dobby: *looks around* oh the Sirius Black fan club are back! Done with Bella yet?
SBFC: *evil laugh* No where near.
Dobby: Creepy! They did that simultaneously.
Snape: Quit the chatter! Get to the case, you worthless piece of vermin!
Dobby: VERMIN!
Hermione: professor I think u went too far.
Snape: To far girl, he's just a worthless elf!
Hermione: *goes red*
Dobby: You slimy! Evil! Sadistic! Pig faced! Annoying! Slimy haired git! You make a camel's backside look good!
Percy: Enough! I've had enough of this disrespect and violence!
James: Violence?
Percy: *coughs* the book throwing!
Dobby: So what you gonna do about it?
Hermione: *looks nervous *
Percy: I Percy Weasley, on behalf of the ministry of magic,
Dobby: *mutters * Percy skunk head Weasley.
Percy: Hereby discharge Dobby from this case!
Dobby: What!
Hermione: No!
James: Get a life you stupid Pin-head! Who's gonna finish the case?
Percy: Bring in the new judge, Umbridge!
SBFC: *cackling evilly *
Hermione: *smirks * Got any spare books Dobby?
Dobby: *snorts * time for some fun!
James: Who's Umbridge?
Hermione: Just an evil cow who made Harry's entire 5th year hell.
James: oh, *evil look * excellent!
Umbridge: *enters and sits down *
SBFC: It's the evil bitch herself!
Dobby: creepy, they did it again!
Hermione: *looks at him strangely. *
Umbridge: At - hem!
Dobby: Need a cough sweet?
SBFC: *Smirks * She'll need a coffin after we're done!
Hermione: That's taking it too far.
SBFC: We don't mean it; we only want to torture her for a while. *innocent look *
James: Umbridge, I remember you! Me and Sirius used to throw water balloons at you, and curse you! You we're always picking on every one.
Umbridge: Ah Harry Potter, trying another one of your illusions. You will fail in the end, the ministry's always right and you will pay!
Dobby: *Raises eyebrow* since when we're the ministry right, didn't we just go other this, Ministry insane lunatics, Order of phoenix insane people who are right!
Umbridge: What a deluded fool.
Percy: *Loving look* quite.
Dobby: You psycho! Me sane!
Umbridge: Dumbledore's tricked you insane half breeds, muggle loving, dirty blooded, mudbloods being led by, *Laughs* The insane lunatic Potter, you fools will end up in St. Mungo's where Potter should be-
Hermione: *Throws book 5*
Umbridge: *Funny Look * Mummmyyy. *Faints *
SBFC: Go Hermione!
James: She was getting on my nerves, *flicks wand *
Umbridge: *boils appear on her face*
James: Don't you think it's an improvement?
Dobby: *smirks *
Hermione: How come professor Snape hasn't said anything?
James: *Whistle's innocently *
Dobby: Hey that's my job!
Hermione: *looks at professor Snape * He's bold!
Dobby: and you've knocked him out!
James:*sweetly * I didn't knock him out, poor old unfortunate Snapey's afraid of ittle cute bunny rabbits. But I thought Snapey might enjoy one, but *dramatic cry * he hated it.
Hermione: *looks amused and shocked *
Percy: *Stands up dizzily * Dobby didn't I say next witness!
Dobby: *Evil grin * looks like book 5 gave him a bit of amnesia.
Hermione: *shakes her head *
Dobby: I call Luna Lovegood!
Luna: *Walks on grinning *
Dobby: *Grins * hey Luna how's it hanging.
Luna: Great! My dad and I caught a horned ecalite.
Hermione: A what?
Dobby: *grins *so Luna you fancy Ron right?
Luna: *weird look * I might like Ronald, thought I might also like a curled hufflebang.
Hermione: *Looks confused *
Dobby: admit it, you fancy him!
Luna: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dobby: *in a girl's voice * Good luck Ronald.
Luna: *blushes *
Percy: *coughs*
Dobby: What do you think of the death then?
Luna: He wasn't really dead he's just beyond the veil, our loved one's are just passed their, they never leave us, they're always watching over us.
Dobby: *Shakes his head *
Luna: *Glazed look * Harry seemed to miss him; I've never seen some one so upset, he was worse than me when I lost my mother. I saw him gazing on the lake but I never went over. It seemed he loved Sirius as a father, and everyone knows Sirius was innocent from my father' article. But Sirius is just beyond the veil, I don't see why Harry can't see that. Sirius won't be ever truly gone till all those who remember him are dead. It seems Harry was his son, and Harry cried like losing his father.
Everyone: *silent*
Dobby: *coughs * that was very nice Luna, so when you gonna tell Ronald?
Hermione: *giggles *
Luna: *Blushes* I don't know what you're talking about? *Starts to hum Weasley is our king *
Hermione: *smirks * who's next Dobby?
James: Whose Ronald?
Percy: *Shakes head * my brother.
Hermione: I'm surprised you still remember you have family!
Percy: *Looks ashamed *
James: I've got some catching up to do.
Snape: *stands up dizzily * my mummy bunny call me they next witness.
Dobby: *snorts*
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Hey hope that chapter was okay, I should have another one soon! A few people are requesting characters, so hey I thought if any1 wants to, to have a poll of the next Characters to come so, pllss feel free to vote if u want for: *Tonks *Ron *Mrs Weasley *Peeves *Nearly Headless Nick *Fudge *Phineas Nigellus *Kreacher *Or another Character Sorry but I'm not doing Harry or Sirius yet, lol it will be a surprise when they come in or who represents them comes in lol hope u liked it
See ya
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