Heeelllloooooooo! I've got another chapter, *evil laugh* the results for
that poll thingy:
*Tonks: 1
*Mrs Weasley: 2
*Peeves: 4
*Phineas: 2
*Veil: 1
*Ron: 2
*Fudge: 1
*Nick: 1
Lol I let some people have more than 1 vote, sorry mugglewolf, lol it seems da people want peeves! Lol
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Dobby: I'm bored, can I have some candy.
Percy: *Raises eyebrow *
Hermione: Why don't you call the next witness?
Dobby: Can't be bothered, *Yawns *
Snape: Elf!
Dobby: *snores *
Hermione: Fine I'll be the judge, *Lifts up a piece of paper*
Luna: Maybe the sand man's making him sleepy.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow* the next witness is, Lily Potter.
Percy: You mean Peeves?
Hermione: No it says here Lily Potter.
Percy: But it's supposed to be Peeves.
James: *Innocent look *
Hermione: *glares* Mr Potter!
Percy: *disgusted look* we are trying to do this in the name of justice and you make a mockery of the court!
James: *looks nervous * Just speeding in along, at this rate I'll be a hundred years old till I see Harry.
Hermione: Well no one knows when Harry's due to come, we weren't told. We just know it can be any time.
James: *raises eyebrow* Mad-eye, Right?
Snape: *glares at the court * you're slime Potter, go home.
James: My home was kind of blown up. *angrily* by your master!
Hermione: *looks nervous * Er Mr Potter? Professor?
Snape: What?
James: *smiles friendly * what is it?
Hermione: why don't you two get along?
Snape/James: *glare at each other *
Percy: *Shakes his head * Hermione why don't you think Ron gets on with Malfoy?
Hermione: Because Malfoy's a big-headed idiot.
Percy: precisely.
Hermione: Oh, so James is just a big-headed git then.
James: Hey!
Snape: They sure know you Potter.
Dobby: *falls off his chair * I'm awake, next witness.
Hermione: We were just having a conversation.
Dobby: *yawns * you know there is something that's been bothering me this whole case, that's really important.
Percy: *Looks excited *
Dobby: Can I ask you a question James?
James: Ask away.
Dobby: In the movie it says you were a seeker in Quiditch, but J.k says you were a chaser. Which one were you?
Percy: *falls off his chair looking angry * Do you really think this relevant!
Dobby: Well James, Sirius and Lily are dead, and Snape's too much of a git to tell me; so yeah!
James: *ruffles his hair* Well I don't like to brag.
Snape: *snorts * Make's a change Potter, were you hit on the head?
Luna: Maybe a venomous rancock bit him.
Hermione: *raises eyebrow * A what?
Luna: *Looks annoyed * you'll just say it's rubbish any way.
Percy: Ladies we have a court to continue.
Dobby: *grins * I just remember, you betrayed your family for the ministry. When are you going grovelling back?
Percy: *Looks nervous * Next Witness *
Peeves: *Come floating down the hall cackling * Look at the little elf's little court room, *cackles *
Percy: Do control yourself!
Peeves: *Throws water balloon at Percy's head * If it isn't the ittle prefect Weasley. *Stares at James* Oh Potter, you rooter, your supposed to be dead, your no good standing their instead! *cackles again *
Dobby: Yo Peeves, how's it hanging?
Peeves: *grins evilly knocking over papers * Great, I shut Filch's cat in a suit of armour. Poor Myrtle also had an upsetting day and flooded the bath room. *Looks upset * Poor Poor Myrtle. *Flicks ink at Snape's head * If it isn't my favourite person, Snapey-poo. *Swoops along the courtroom knocking everyone's glasses of water over * Loony, Loopy, Lovegood!
Luna: *Stares at Peeves * How's the bloody Baron?
Peeves: *looks away annoyed * fine Loony.
Hermione: Could you please get on with your evidence on Sirius's Black, and the deaths of other character.
Peeves: its old horse teeth, you really ought to get rid of the curse Malfoy put on your teeth frizzy hair.
Percy: The case!
Peeves: *floats in the air * why should I, *smashed a near by light*
Luna: Because my father has a very interesting article about you Peeves, and you know what it's about.
Peeves: *swoops angrily around the room at people * you really have gone Loony this time, Lovegood.
Luna: *glares*
Peeves: Fine, you know my views. I don't exactly want to be dead! Their, happy Lovegood?
Luna: *smirks *
Peeves: *Knocks desks and paper leaving the room angrily *
Dobby: Well that was different.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow * very.
Percy: Thank you Miss Lovegood, may I ask about the article?
Luna: *grins * Peeves used to be a prefect, stricter than Hermione.
James: *snorts * not likely.
Hermione: You were head boy.
James: *looks embarrassed * not prefect though, that's for goody two shoes.
Hermione: and head boy isn't?
James: *looks nervous * shouldn't we call the next witness?
Dobby: *smirks* no, no, carry on Hermione.
Snape: *sneers * I don't want to hear Potter's life story call the next witness.
Dobby: Fine, no need to get stressed! And the next witness is..
******** ******* ****************** ********** ******************** *** All done, hope you liked it. I've hit a writers block, lol if any one has any ideas please suggest them; I can't say I'll update soon. But I'll really try, I've just moved school and I'm really swamped with course work,*faints* I've got five pieces of homework already in the first two days back! I swear them teachers are trying to kill me of stress! *faints* I need help, homework trying to bury me! Lol ;) well hope I can update soon!
See ya
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*Tonks: 1
*Mrs Weasley: 2
*Peeves: 4
*Phineas: 2
*Veil: 1
*Ron: 2
*Fudge: 1
*Nick: 1
Lol I let some people have more than 1 vote, sorry mugglewolf, lol it seems da people want peeves! Lol
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Dobby: I'm bored, can I have some candy.
Percy: *Raises eyebrow *
Hermione: Why don't you call the next witness?
Dobby: Can't be bothered, *Yawns *
Snape: Elf!
Dobby: *snores *
Hermione: Fine I'll be the judge, *Lifts up a piece of paper*
Luna: Maybe the sand man's making him sleepy.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow* the next witness is, Lily Potter.
Percy: You mean Peeves?
Hermione: No it says here Lily Potter.
Percy: But it's supposed to be Peeves.
James: *Innocent look *
Hermione: *glares* Mr Potter!
Percy: *disgusted look* we are trying to do this in the name of justice and you make a mockery of the court!
James: *looks nervous * Just speeding in along, at this rate I'll be a hundred years old till I see Harry.
Hermione: Well no one knows when Harry's due to come, we weren't told. We just know it can be any time.
James: *raises eyebrow* Mad-eye, Right?
Snape: *glares at the court * you're slime Potter, go home.
James: My home was kind of blown up. *angrily* by your master!
Hermione: *looks nervous * Er Mr Potter? Professor?
Snape: What?
James: *smiles friendly * what is it?
Hermione: why don't you two get along?
Snape/James: *glare at each other *
Percy: *Shakes his head * Hermione why don't you think Ron gets on with Malfoy?
Hermione: Because Malfoy's a big-headed idiot.
Percy: precisely.
Hermione: Oh, so James is just a big-headed git then.
James: Hey!
Snape: They sure know you Potter.
Dobby: *falls off his chair * I'm awake, next witness.
Hermione: We were just having a conversation.
Dobby: *yawns * you know there is something that's been bothering me this whole case, that's really important.
Percy: *Looks excited *
Dobby: Can I ask you a question James?
James: Ask away.
Dobby: In the movie it says you were a seeker in Quiditch, but J.k says you were a chaser. Which one were you?
Percy: *falls off his chair looking angry * Do you really think this relevant!
Dobby: Well James, Sirius and Lily are dead, and Snape's too much of a git to tell me; so yeah!
James: *ruffles his hair* Well I don't like to brag.
Snape: *snorts * Make's a change Potter, were you hit on the head?
Luna: Maybe a venomous rancock bit him.
Hermione: *raises eyebrow * A what?
Luna: *Looks annoyed * you'll just say it's rubbish any way.
Percy: Ladies we have a court to continue.
Dobby: *grins * I just remember, you betrayed your family for the ministry. When are you going grovelling back?
Percy: *Looks nervous * Next Witness *
Peeves: *Come floating down the hall cackling * Look at the little elf's little court room, *cackles *
Percy: Do control yourself!
Peeves: *Throws water balloon at Percy's head * If it isn't the ittle prefect Weasley. *Stares at James* Oh Potter, you rooter, your supposed to be dead, your no good standing their instead! *cackles again *
Dobby: Yo Peeves, how's it hanging?
Peeves: *grins evilly knocking over papers * Great, I shut Filch's cat in a suit of armour. Poor Myrtle also had an upsetting day and flooded the bath room. *Looks upset * Poor Poor Myrtle. *Flicks ink at Snape's head * If it isn't my favourite person, Snapey-poo. *Swoops along the courtroom knocking everyone's glasses of water over * Loony, Loopy, Lovegood!
Luna: *Stares at Peeves * How's the bloody Baron?
Peeves: *looks away annoyed * fine Loony.
Hermione: Could you please get on with your evidence on Sirius's Black, and the deaths of other character.
Peeves: its old horse teeth, you really ought to get rid of the curse Malfoy put on your teeth frizzy hair.
Percy: The case!
Peeves: *floats in the air * why should I, *smashed a near by light*
Luna: Because my father has a very interesting article about you Peeves, and you know what it's about.
Peeves: *swoops angrily around the room at people * you really have gone Loony this time, Lovegood.
Luna: *glares*
Peeves: Fine, you know my views. I don't exactly want to be dead! Their, happy Lovegood?
Luna: *smirks *
Peeves: *Knocks desks and paper leaving the room angrily *
Dobby: Well that was different.
Hermione: *Raises eyebrow * very.
Percy: Thank you Miss Lovegood, may I ask about the article?
Luna: *grins * Peeves used to be a prefect, stricter than Hermione.
James: *snorts * not likely.
Hermione: You were head boy.
James: *looks embarrassed * not prefect though, that's for goody two shoes.
Hermione: and head boy isn't?
James: *looks nervous * shouldn't we call the next witness?
Dobby: *smirks* no, no, carry on Hermione.
Snape: *sneers * I don't want to hear Potter's life story call the next witness.
Dobby: Fine, no need to get stressed! And the next witness is..
******** ******* ****************** ********** ******************** *** All done, hope you liked it. I've hit a writers block, lol if any one has any ideas please suggest them; I can't say I'll update soon. But I'll really try, I've just moved school and I'm really swamped with course work,*faints* I've got five pieces of homework already in the first two days back! I swear them teachers are trying to kill me of stress! *faints* I need help, homework trying to bury me! Lol ;) well hope I can update soon!
See ya
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