a/n: Right-oh, I swear I will finish this series. I swear I swear I swear on my future grave and all that is almost but not quite holy. I swear. I have also just noticed that almost everything I have ever written has Author Notes and the beginning and ending of the stories. D'you want ot know why? No? Well, too bad. Read the ending Author Notes. You'll find out then.
McCoy, as always, speaks first. Well, no, the sounds of whatever that isn't in quotations does. But the speaker speaking first is McCoy.
door opens, closes sharply.
"So, you decided to come back?"
"I never left."
"Right. Sure you didn't. So, where were you then, because you sure as hell weren't here."
"No, I was not."
"But you didn't leave?"
"Correct."
"So then...?"
"I will explain at a later time."
"A later time? There isn't gonna -be- a later time!"
"There will be a later time."
"But this is Vulcan! We're dumping your body and your katra off and then we're going to go be arrested and sent to mine stuff."
"No. There -will be- a later time."
"Right."
"We have reached Vulcan then, have we not?"
"We have."
"I shall then speak with you about an ancient Vulcan Rite."
"Oh great. My experience with these have always been fun and pleasurable."
"...Doctor?"
"Well, only one, that I can remember off hand."
"Which was?"
"My, your memory must be fading. Don't you remember your Pon Farr?"
"Oh... yes. Of course."
"That was fun."
"Fun? I do not remember having fun. I, of course, was in the midst of a fever and had thought I had killed the Captain. Though, you did get to trick me and succeeded."
"Excuse me a moment, I must lock that away into my memory. I succeeded. Wow."
"Indeed."
"Right, so, this Rite?"
"Ahh, yes. It is called Fal-Tor-Pan."
"And what does it do?"
"It is the refusion of the body and the katra."
"Ooh, like putting you back into... you?"
"Yes. But it is very dangerous. To me. And to you."
"And if we do it you'll tell me where you went?"
"Yes, if you will tell me what you had to tell me. You were rathe rudely interrupted by Jim."
"That I was. Alright, it's a deal."
A/N: Okay, the reason I put Author Notes and the beginning and the end is because sometimes it takes me a couple days to write something and i have comments when I finished that I didn't have when I began. It works.
On another note, this part is snicker worthy for me. Y'know that part in TVH where McCoy is bothering Spock about what it's like ot be dead? Yeah, the 'where the hell did you go?' question thing will be subtly hidden in that. MUAHAHAHAHA! Right. Until next time.
McCoy, as always, speaks first. Well, no, the sounds of whatever that isn't in quotations does. But the speaker speaking first is McCoy.
door opens, closes sharply.
"So, you decided to come back?"
"I never left."
"Right. Sure you didn't. So, where were you then, because you sure as hell weren't here."
"No, I was not."
"But you didn't leave?"
"Correct."
"So then...?"
"I will explain at a later time."
"A later time? There isn't gonna -be- a later time!"
"There will be a later time."
"But this is Vulcan! We're dumping your body and your katra off and then we're going to go be arrested and sent to mine stuff."
"No. There -will be- a later time."
"Right."
"We have reached Vulcan then, have we not?"
"We have."
"I shall then speak with you about an ancient Vulcan Rite."
"Oh great. My experience with these have always been fun and pleasurable."
"...Doctor?"
"Well, only one, that I can remember off hand."
"Which was?"
"My, your memory must be fading. Don't you remember your Pon Farr?"
"Oh... yes. Of course."
"That was fun."
"Fun? I do not remember having fun. I, of course, was in the midst of a fever and had thought I had killed the Captain. Though, you did get to trick me and succeeded."
"Excuse me a moment, I must lock that away into my memory. I succeeded. Wow."
"Indeed."
"Right, so, this Rite?"
"Ahh, yes. It is called Fal-Tor-Pan."
"And what does it do?"
"It is the refusion of the body and the katra."
"Ooh, like putting you back into... you?"
"Yes. But it is very dangerous. To me. And to you."
"And if we do it you'll tell me where you went?"
"Yes, if you will tell me what you had to tell me. You were rathe rudely interrupted by Jim."
"That I was. Alright, it's a deal."
A/N: Okay, the reason I put Author Notes and the beginning and the end is because sometimes it takes me a couple days to write something and i have comments when I finished that I didn't have when I began. It works.
On another note, this part is snicker worthy for me. Y'know that part in TVH where McCoy is bothering Spock about what it's like ot be dead? Yeah, the 'where the hell did you go?' question thing will be subtly hidden in that. MUAHAHAHAHA! Right. Until next time.