Anime Angel: Yes! We are back!

Yusuke: Will the madness ever stop?

Anime Angel: I think not. Our fans want this.

Kurama: We don't. We want to go home.

Anime Angel: *grabs Kurama* But if you leave you'll make me mad and when I get mad things do go so well.

Kurama: *turning purple* Can't....breathe...everything...black.

Anime Angel: Oh no! *let's Kurama go*

Kurama: *coughing* Ok so now what?

Yusuke: I guess its just living hell from now on.

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YYH World: Episode 2

Narrator: I would say what I'm supposed to say, but I'm drunk. *holds up beer bottle* Mardi Gras rules. All the boobies I saw. *starts drooling*

*back at the YYH home*

Koenma: *laying on couch sleeping* Big boy now...do what ever I want.

Aya: *standing over Koenma* Awwwww, look at the baby sleep. Hope he had a good nap. *screams* KOENMA THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

Koenma: *jumps up* No! I'm too young to die!

Aya: *laughing* Gotcha you good.

Koenma: What the hell are you doing?!?

Aya: I was just having some fun. Kurama disappeared somewhere, so now I can't play with him.

Botan: *walks in room* Hi! I had fun today. Went shopping and got some new clothes.

Aya: Where are they?

*Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara come walking in with 50 different bags each*

Aya: Kurama, my love! *jumps on Kurama making him drop his bags*

Kurama: Just when I thought my day could get no worse.

Kuwabara: Can someone get these bags? They're kinda heavy.

Hiei: Hn. Such a weakling.

Kuwabara: Shut up you shrimp! I am not a weakling!

Aya: Hey Kuwabara. Catch. *jumps on Kuwabara's back*

Kuwabara: *falls to floor with Aya sitting on his back*

Aya: So, Kurama my love. Did you miss me?

Kurama: Uh..no.

Yusuke: He kept talking about how he rather go shopping with Botan than to stay here with you.

Aya: *pouts* Really? Well then, that means the next time Botan goes shopping I'll just tag along.

Hiei: *drops bags* I'm going to my room.

Aya: *jumps off of Kuwabara's back and blocks Hiei's way* No you can't go yet. I wanna play.

Hiei: Go play with Kurama.

Aya: But I want to play with everyone.

Botan: Playing a game sounds like fun. What shall we play?

Aya: 7 minutes in Heaven. Me and Kurama first. *grabs Kurama and shoves him in closet*

Everyone: 0_0

*30 minutes later*

Kurama: *walks out of closet with lipstick marks over his face* Someone kill me.

Aya: *walks out behind Kurama* That was fun. Let's do it again.

Kurama: *runs and hide behind Koenma* Keep her away from me.

Koenma: Aya, stop it. You're torturing Kurama again.

Aya: I'm not torturing him. I'm showing him how much I love him.

Kuwabara: Sure you are.

Aya: Bite me, you mutated carrot top.

Hiei: The evil one is funny.

Yusuke: You got the 'evil' part right.

Aya: Why is everyone calling me evil? I'm am the nicest elemental demon anyone has ever meet.

Everyone: Right.

*The Next Day*

Botan: It's kinda quiet around here.

Kurama: *sitting on couch reading* Yes it is.

Botan: Hey, where's Aya?

Aya: *pounding on basement door* Kurama let me out! I'll be good.

Botan: You locked her in the basement?

Aya: *continues to pound* Please? I swear I'll be good.

Botan: How did you do it?

Kurama: Easy. I gave her a kiss and she just stood there daze. So I just closed the door and locked it.

Botan: That's mean Kurama.

Aya: Kurama if you don't open this door, I'm going to blow it up!

Kurama: She won't get through that easily.

Botan: *shakes her head* You two are crazy.

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Kurama: Well, since Aya is locked in the basement, there will be no more episodes.

Anime Angel: Think again my love.

Kurama: Ahhhhh! How did you get out?

Kuwabara: I let her out. She promised to give Yukina a part.

Anime Angel: So Kurama, what was that about no more episodes?

Kurama: -_- Someone shoot me now.