SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!!! I posted the previous chapter and didn't realize
that not all of it was posted. So as a apology, I am posting the rest, and
another chapter (there might be 3 today, I haven't decided yet.)
Alias Junkie Extroardinaire
Chapter 5
Oops, I did it again and forgot about the other Vaughn window, SORRY!
So.Anyways, you're walking down the street, getting harassed by Would-be- Bulimic manikins, and you happen across this window. Now this isn't just any window. No, this window that the Sex God in it. Did you guess, do you know who this golden man is. Well if you guessed it, you're a qualified obsessie, that or you're really good at figuring things out (e.g. you're smart.) But for those of you who don't have a clue about what I am talking about, I'm talking about Michael Vartan, others may know him as "Michael Vaughn."
Yes, Michael Vartan/Vaughn is in that window in his full, tall, not so dark, and handsome golden glory. :: sigh::
Now the question is this. How long or how often would you go to or stay at that window knowing that he was in it? How long would you stand there and gruel knowing that the Sex God of Sex Gods, Michael Vartan, was in that window for your eyes to feast upon????
Right now you may be thinking, "Damn, I wish that there was a window like that. I'd live there, eat there, and err.do other things there day in and day out just because he was there. That is like my dream. Too bad it doesn't exist."
Well Guess What!!
There is one! There is a window that has Michael Vartan in it all the time!!! Do you want me to tell you? I know where it is..all I have to do is tell you, do you really want to know????
Ok.
Here it is...
Are you prepared for this...
Because I am only going to tell you once...
It..
Is..
In...
............
................
The TELEVISION!!!
You can see Michael Vartan in your household window as many times as you want (considering the fact that you recorded at least one episode of Alias, or have his movies.) or ever Sunday at 10/9 Central on ABC! Now isn't that a shocker! I can't believe you didn't think of this answer that I have given you!! But don't worry, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt (and a Michael Vartan life size paper dress up doll {undergarments permanently included}) and let you know that I know you didn't fall for this because, 1. I'm not that smart, and can't pull things like that. 2. You're smart and know that I can't pull things like that. And 3. I am assuming that you like this story (if not, why are you reading it?) and want to read more and blah blah blah..this part is getting boring, you're smart, you can figure it out.
So please, enjoy your window while you parents still let you stare at it, and have a happy-go-lucky life until the next time I write. (This won't be a very long time sense I posted more than just this chapter.)
Love until later,
Egyptian Kat (Kathryn)
A/N: Please review!! I love it when people review!! It makes me all happy inside and I think I'll just break out into the Happy-but-don'-do-it-in- public Dance. And thank you, thank you, thank you all my reviewers, I love you tons!!! (And if you review, I might just also lone you Mr. Vartan for the day.)
Alias Junkie Extroardinaire
Chapter 5
Oops, I did it again and forgot about the other Vaughn window, SORRY!
So.Anyways, you're walking down the street, getting harassed by Would-be- Bulimic manikins, and you happen across this window. Now this isn't just any window. No, this window that the Sex God in it. Did you guess, do you know who this golden man is. Well if you guessed it, you're a qualified obsessie, that or you're really good at figuring things out (e.g. you're smart.) But for those of you who don't have a clue about what I am talking about, I'm talking about Michael Vartan, others may know him as "Michael Vaughn."
Yes, Michael Vartan/Vaughn is in that window in his full, tall, not so dark, and handsome golden glory. :: sigh::
Now the question is this. How long or how often would you go to or stay at that window knowing that he was in it? How long would you stand there and gruel knowing that the Sex God of Sex Gods, Michael Vartan, was in that window for your eyes to feast upon????
Right now you may be thinking, "Damn, I wish that there was a window like that. I'd live there, eat there, and err.do other things there day in and day out just because he was there. That is like my dream. Too bad it doesn't exist."
Well Guess What!!
There is one! There is a window that has Michael Vartan in it all the time!!! Do you want me to tell you? I know where it is..all I have to do is tell you, do you really want to know????
Ok.
Here it is...
Are you prepared for this...
Because I am only going to tell you once...
It..
Is..
In...
............
................
The TELEVISION!!!
You can see Michael Vartan in your household window as many times as you want (considering the fact that you recorded at least one episode of Alias, or have his movies.) or ever Sunday at 10/9 Central on ABC! Now isn't that a shocker! I can't believe you didn't think of this answer that I have given you!! But don't worry, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt (and a Michael Vartan life size paper dress up doll {undergarments permanently included}) and let you know that I know you didn't fall for this because, 1. I'm not that smart, and can't pull things like that. 2. You're smart and know that I can't pull things like that. And 3. I am assuming that you like this story (if not, why are you reading it?) and want to read more and blah blah blah..this part is getting boring, you're smart, you can figure it out.
So please, enjoy your window while you parents still let you stare at it, and have a happy-go-lucky life until the next time I write. (This won't be a very long time sense I posted more than just this chapter.)
Love until later,
Egyptian Kat (Kathryn)
A/N: Please review!! I love it when people review!! It makes me all happy inside and I think I'll just break out into the Happy-but-don'-do-it-in- public Dance. And thank you, thank you, thank you all my reviewers, I love you tons!!! (And if you review, I might just also lone you Mr. Vartan for the day.)