Anime Angel: Would you believe this? I hate commercials. Why, o, why does my fan fic have commercials?

Dolly: Were Hiei?

Anime Angel: *grabs Dolly* Silly fluffy sheep. I locked him in the basement with everyone else!

Dolly: Why?

Anime Angel: *does little anime peace sign* That way they won't interrupt the commercials!

Dolly: T.T But I want my Hiei *starts crying*

Anime Angel: *hugs Dolly some more* Don't cry silly sheep. Watch the commercials while I wreck havoc on them.

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Commercials

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Commercial #1

Little Kid: *skipping down the Makai forest* La la la la la.

Dark Person: *whispering from behind trees* Hey kid want some candy?

LK: Sorry mister but my mommy said that I should never take candy from strangers.

Aya: *runs up to them* Hey if you don't want it I'll take it. Hey, you got taffy. *eats candy*

LK: Hey you old hag, you're ruining my commercial!

Aya: *stops eating candy* What did you call me?

DP: I think that's my cue to run. *runs away*

LK: You ruined my commercial you old fart.

Aya: That's it. You're dead. I hate kids anyway. *giant gust of wind picks up little kid and blows him away.* Now it's time for more commercials to feel my wrath.

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Commercial #2

Woman: *in little kitchen with flowers everywhere* That's why whenever my dishes have stuck on grease I just use...

Aya: I SMELL FLOWERS!!

Woman: What's going on?

Aya: *starts eating the flowers* Yummy, they taste just like taffy.

Woman: Who is she? Someone get that thing out of my kitchen. She's ruining it!

Aya: *stops* Did you just call me a 'thing'?

Woman: Yes I did. What are you going about?

LK: *still being blown around by wind* Don't do it! She'll suck you up in her wind tunnel!

Aya: Too late *sucks woman up in wind tunnel*

Woman: *shouting* This isn't good. Everyone will be able to see up my dress!

*** Commercial #3

The Boys of *Nsync: Hi! We're *Nsync!

Justin: Come and see our new movie 'Will Do!'

Joey: It's about how we...

Lance: Hey, you're not supposed to tell them what it's about.

Aya: *pops out from nowhere* Tell me! I want to know.

Joey: What in the world?

JC: Hey what's going on? Who is this girl? Why is she ruining our commercial?

Aya: *thinks* I got bored so I decided to wreck havoc on some random commercials.

Chris: Did anyone tell you that was a bad idea?

Aya: Did anyone tell you that you look like a Chihuahua?

Chris: -_- Yes

Lance: *pushes Aya towards the door* Okay, you have to go now.

Aya: *jumps on Lance's back* My favorite *Nsync member. Marry me!

Justin: 0_o She's weird.

Aya: *grabs Dolly from PS* Hey, if you're going to call me names, call me crazy.

JC: What's that?

Dolly: I'm Dolly. I'm your worst nightmare.

Aya: Here's how it's going to go. I'm going to take you 5 cute guys hostage in place of my friends. If you object, I'll leave Dolly to take care of you.

Dolly: ^-^ Yea!

*Nsync: We surrender!

Chris: Sheep scare me!

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Anime Angel: That was fun. Finally we go back to the show.

Kurama: Do you enjoy taking people hostage?

Anime Angel: Just certain people.

Kurama: Like who?

Anime Angel: You, *Nsync, and British people.

*Nsync: Let us go! We have a music career to work on!

Anime Angel: Take them into the basement Dolly.

Dolly: Aye, Aye, Captain.