Kagome, Inuyasha and the entire Bebop crew were all sitting in the living
room of the Bebop.
"So let me get this straight," Jet said, puffing on a cigarette, "You, Kagome, are from the year 2000 and is the reincarnation of a priestess named Kikiyo who was alive around 570 years ago. You fell into this magic well and ended up in Inuyasha's time. You broke this jewel that can give demons and humans extraordinary powers. So you and Inuyasha have to find all the pieces of the jewel and you get help from a demon slayer, a talking flea, a cat like demon named Kirara, and a perverted monk who had a black hole in his hand that works like an ultra powered vacuum.
"And you," He looks at Inuyasha, "You are a half demon who was in love with Kikiyo but another demon named Naraku pitted you two against each other. Kikiyo shot a blessed arrow through your shoulder, pinning you to a tree in a deep sleep for 50 years. And to top it off, you have a psychotic half broth who's jealous because you got a sword that can kill and he got a sword that con only save live. Jeez, this makes my mushroom trip seem tame." Inuyasha looked at Jet suspiciously.
"Don't ask, it's a long story." Jet dismissed.
"Humph. I still don't see why we had to tell out whole story. They aren't saying anything about themselves." Inuyasha said looking out the window at the stars around him. His mind was still reeling with all that he had learned. If Kagome was shocked, it was nothing to what Inuyasha was feeling. Everything that he had known was turned upside-down.
"Now, Spike, who exactly is this Vicious character? He sounds very interesting if you could compare him to Sesshomeru and Naraku seriously." Spike looked away From Kagome as he lighted a cigarette.
"Wouldn't matter even if I told you, so I'm just going to keep that information to myself thanks." Kagome looked insulted at Spike's comment and was about to say something about it when Faye spoke up.
"Yelling and screaming about it won't do anything to make broccoli head over there open up. He doesn't even tell Jet anything, and they've been friends for three years."
"Found her!" Ed shouted, leaping up from behind the couch with energy that could be compared to how Inuyasha jumps.
"Well, don't hold out on us Ed! C'mon, give us the info." Spike urged as he blew a cloud of cigarette smoke in Inuyasha's direction, making him pass out from the smell. Spike shot a look at Inuyasha as Faye jumped back in surprise.
"What happened to him?" Jet asked in a concerned tone.
"Oh, it must be the smell from your cigarettes that made him pass out. In all reality, I'm surprised he stayed awake as long as he did. Inuyasha has a very sensitive nose. One time when we had to fight this painter that made monsters out of ink, Inuyasha would almost always pass out from the strong smell of ink and blood unless he had his nose covered." Jet nodded and left the room, searching for something for Inuyasha.
"Who cares, I just want the info." Spike said to Ed.
"Alright, alright. Kagome person was born in 1983 and disappeared at age 17. She lived in Japan, but that was before the Hyper Space Gate was even erected and people rarely went into space unless they went through strenuous training. About a year before she disappeared, she was known to have come down with diabetes, lots of kinds of arthritis, all sorts of diseases that can be cured now. Most all of them usually occurred in old peoples. Yep, she had lots of old person sickness'." Kagome blushed furiously at all of the illness' that her Grandfather had come up with in the past year.
"I never had those illness', my Grandfather made them up so that I had a viable excuse for missing school when I was in the feudal era." By now Jet had come back, he was carrying one of those masks that carpenters wear when working when painting the inside of a house to keep out the noxious fumes of wet paint out of their lungs. He picked up Inuyasha's head and slipped it on while he was still unconscious.
"There, now he shouldn't pass out whenever we smoke." He said. They sat there for about a minute while Ed searched for Inuyasha. She had started searching for him at the same time as she did Kagome, but still could find nothing, much to her chagrin. Finally Inuyasha was beginning to wake up. He opened his eyes and sat up. Quickly he grabbed at the mask over his face and pulled it off, glaring up at Kagome.
"Jet put it on you so that you wouldn't pass out when they smoked." Kagome explained apologetically. Inuyasha snorted in annoyance, but put the mask back on. Ed looked up from her computer and gave a small snort of annoyance.
"Why not Dog-Boy shows up on the Net?" Ed asked curiously. Inuyasha ignored the unintended insult and grabbed Ed's goggles, lifting her off of the floor with them.
"Dog-Boy doesn't show up on your little net thing because Dog-Boy lived in a time where there wasn't even electricity. Alright?" He growled in annoyance, dropped Ed to the ground, who twisted like a cat in order to land on her feet.
"Dog-boy ancient." Ed muttered as she rubbed her sore head.
"Oh well, we still don't have any Woolongs to our names." Spike interrupted, looking at Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Woolongs?" Kagome asked, confused.
"Woolongs are the type of currency everyone decided on after space travel became a common thing." Jet answered.
"Oh."
"Hey, I have an idea!" Faye exclaimed, snapping her fingers, "Why don't you two help us with bounty hunting? We could use an extra hand and besides, I could use another girl on this ship, one that actually looks like a girl." She said, exasperated.
"I don't care what you want us for wench, I'm not going to stay in this time. Even without your dammed sticks, the air here is so polluted, I wouldn't be able to smell a thing. I want to go home, or at least to your Time Kagome, where I can at least breath without having to wear a mask." Inuyasha said, turning away from the window to look at the group. Kagome nodded in agreement.
I was planning on putting it in politer terms, but Inuyasha's right. We really should go home to our own times."
"So let me get this straight," Jet said, puffing on a cigarette, "You, Kagome, are from the year 2000 and is the reincarnation of a priestess named Kikiyo who was alive around 570 years ago. You fell into this magic well and ended up in Inuyasha's time. You broke this jewel that can give demons and humans extraordinary powers. So you and Inuyasha have to find all the pieces of the jewel and you get help from a demon slayer, a talking flea, a cat like demon named Kirara, and a perverted monk who had a black hole in his hand that works like an ultra powered vacuum.
"And you," He looks at Inuyasha, "You are a half demon who was in love with Kikiyo but another demon named Naraku pitted you two against each other. Kikiyo shot a blessed arrow through your shoulder, pinning you to a tree in a deep sleep for 50 years. And to top it off, you have a psychotic half broth who's jealous because you got a sword that can kill and he got a sword that con only save live. Jeez, this makes my mushroom trip seem tame." Inuyasha looked at Jet suspiciously.
"Don't ask, it's a long story." Jet dismissed.
"Humph. I still don't see why we had to tell out whole story. They aren't saying anything about themselves." Inuyasha said looking out the window at the stars around him. His mind was still reeling with all that he had learned. If Kagome was shocked, it was nothing to what Inuyasha was feeling. Everything that he had known was turned upside-down.
"Now, Spike, who exactly is this Vicious character? He sounds very interesting if you could compare him to Sesshomeru and Naraku seriously." Spike looked away From Kagome as he lighted a cigarette.
"Wouldn't matter even if I told you, so I'm just going to keep that information to myself thanks." Kagome looked insulted at Spike's comment and was about to say something about it when Faye spoke up.
"Yelling and screaming about it won't do anything to make broccoli head over there open up. He doesn't even tell Jet anything, and they've been friends for three years."
"Found her!" Ed shouted, leaping up from behind the couch with energy that could be compared to how Inuyasha jumps.
"Well, don't hold out on us Ed! C'mon, give us the info." Spike urged as he blew a cloud of cigarette smoke in Inuyasha's direction, making him pass out from the smell. Spike shot a look at Inuyasha as Faye jumped back in surprise.
"What happened to him?" Jet asked in a concerned tone.
"Oh, it must be the smell from your cigarettes that made him pass out. In all reality, I'm surprised he stayed awake as long as he did. Inuyasha has a very sensitive nose. One time when we had to fight this painter that made monsters out of ink, Inuyasha would almost always pass out from the strong smell of ink and blood unless he had his nose covered." Jet nodded and left the room, searching for something for Inuyasha.
"Who cares, I just want the info." Spike said to Ed.
"Alright, alright. Kagome person was born in 1983 and disappeared at age 17. She lived in Japan, but that was before the Hyper Space Gate was even erected and people rarely went into space unless they went through strenuous training. About a year before she disappeared, she was known to have come down with diabetes, lots of kinds of arthritis, all sorts of diseases that can be cured now. Most all of them usually occurred in old peoples. Yep, she had lots of old person sickness'." Kagome blushed furiously at all of the illness' that her Grandfather had come up with in the past year.
"I never had those illness', my Grandfather made them up so that I had a viable excuse for missing school when I was in the feudal era." By now Jet had come back, he was carrying one of those masks that carpenters wear when working when painting the inside of a house to keep out the noxious fumes of wet paint out of their lungs. He picked up Inuyasha's head and slipped it on while he was still unconscious.
"There, now he shouldn't pass out whenever we smoke." He said. They sat there for about a minute while Ed searched for Inuyasha. She had started searching for him at the same time as she did Kagome, but still could find nothing, much to her chagrin. Finally Inuyasha was beginning to wake up. He opened his eyes and sat up. Quickly he grabbed at the mask over his face and pulled it off, glaring up at Kagome.
"Jet put it on you so that you wouldn't pass out when they smoked." Kagome explained apologetically. Inuyasha snorted in annoyance, but put the mask back on. Ed looked up from her computer and gave a small snort of annoyance.
"Why not Dog-Boy shows up on the Net?" Ed asked curiously. Inuyasha ignored the unintended insult and grabbed Ed's goggles, lifting her off of the floor with them.
"Dog-Boy doesn't show up on your little net thing because Dog-Boy lived in a time where there wasn't even electricity. Alright?" He growled in annoyance, dropped Ed to the ground, who twisted like a cat in order to land on her feet.
"Dog-boy ancient." Ed muttered as she rubbed her sore head.
"Oh well, we still don't have any Woolongs to our names." Spike interrupted, looking at Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Woolongs?" Kagome asked, confused.
"Woolongs are the type of currency everyone decided on after space travel became a common thing." Jet answered.
"Oh."
"Hey, I have an idea!" Faye exclaimed, snapping her fingers, "Why don't you two help us with bounty hunting? We could use an extra hand and besides, I could use another girl on this ship, one that actually looks like a girl." She said, exasperated.
"I don't care what you want us for wench, I'm not going to stay in this time. Even without your dammed sticks, the air here is so polluted, I wouldn't be able to smell a thing. I want to go home, or at least to your Time Kagome, where I can at least breath without having to wear a mask." Inuyasha said, turning away from the window to look at the group. Kagome nodded in agreement.
I was planning on putting it in politer terms, but Inuyasha's right. We really should go home to our own times."