by Amber and Amy
Disclaimer: I really hate writing these, because everyone knows they aren't MY characters . . . but here goes: All the Star Wars characters AREN'T original from me . . . but the others are, so ok?? No suing!!! :-D
AN: Every time you see the 8 stars, the point of view changes . . . from Yolisha to Hantel. :-D
"Do you have any food whatsoever in your house?!" I asked, very annoyed. I knew I should have had dinner before I came to Hantel's house.
"Well, there's carrots in the fridge, and sprouts, and we have some organic cashew butter in the cupboard . . . you can have a carrot and cashew butter sandwich . . . but . . . well you know my mom . . ." Hantel answered in a sorry tone.
"Thanks anyway . . . but . . . er . . . could we order a pizza?"
Hantel looked at me gratefully. "Sure!" she said, relieved that I had said it, not her, being that her mom would go for the idea since I was the guest. We ordered a pizza, double pepperoni, double sausage (talk about arteries clogging!) and then had the very famous Phish Food ice cream by Ben & Jerry's. Then, we enjoyed some gossip and giggling . . . then at about 3:00 in the morning, I started talking about Star Wars.
"Well, obviously Yoda's the coolest!" I said indignantly. Of course, Hantel started arguing, and we basically went to bed arguing who was the best character.
"No way! Han's definitely cooler than that little green blob you call a character!" I argued with Yolisha about who was the best character from Star Wars. I mean, obviously Yoda is a dork, right? Anyway, I definitely think Han is cooler. So, we went to bed arguing.
I woke up the next morning, and I couldn't see anything, because I didn't have my glasses. I reached over to my bedstand to grab my glasses, and FLUMP!! I fell out of the bed onto a hard, metal surface. I still couldn't find them! Where did they go?! Glasses can't jump up and walk off!!! I'm blind as a bat without them!!! Must find them!!! Come on, Hantel, get a grip!!! Find your stupid glasses!!! CRUNCH!!!
"Oh no," I groaned.
I put my crunched glasses on and looked around for Yolisha.
"Where did that girl go?!"
As I opened my eyes, a little green dude looked out from the wall at me. No, strike that, two little green dudes were staring at me from the wall!
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" I jumped out of bed and ran, SMACK into the wall.
"OUCH!!!!!!!!" I yelled. "Oh fudge!!!!!!!"
I now ran around the room with one foot in the air, holding my toe like it was broken. I stopped when I saw the two little green dudes hopping in the wall just like I was. I walked up to the wall, and I looked really closely, kind of squinting. All of a sudden, I smacked myself on the head.
"OUCH! @$%#^!@! That was DUMB!!"
Sure enough though, the little green dudes smacked themselves on the head too, and fell backwards, just like I did.
I then promptly fainted.
I looked around my room, and found a small button on the wall. I pressed it, and the door next to the button slid open.
"Woah!"
I spent the next 20 minutes playing with the button, open, close, open, close, open . . . well you get the picture. I finally actually went through the door, and found a button on the other side too.
"Oooo I wonder what this does?"
I pressed it, and a set of buttons flipped over, and asked me for a code. Of course I'm an idiot, so I punched in my locker combination. All of a sudden, a loud wailing sounded in the halls.
"Uh oh. Oops . . . um . . ." I pressed the first button again, but nothing happened, and I could hear running feet down the corridor. Plus, I still couldn't see that well, what with my cracked glasses. I began to run in the other direction, and POOMF!! I ran straight into a security guard.
"Look, man, sorry 'bout the whole alarm thingie . . . I couldn't, like, stop it . . ." The guard looked at me like I was on drugs. "Mr. Solo, are you all right? I think your apartment was almost broken into!" I looked at him blankly, then quietly excused myself. I had to find a mirror.
When I came to, the first thing I looked for were my glasses. That might explain why there were two fuzzy little green dudes looking out at me. I found them, and my vision cleared. I still saw one little green guy, although he wasn't fuzzy, and he looked really familiar! Finally it clicked.
"YODA!!!" I screamed, and ran towards him. I've always wanted to hug him, and it seemed that he wanted to hug me too, because he ran towards me, arms open wide! SMASH!!!!
"Ow, I gotta stop doing that!!" Then, I realized that the wall was a mirror. But, that meant . . . nah . . . couldn't be . . . could it? Was I really . . . Yoda?
I jumped up and down in excitement for a minute, then I wrapped my arms around myself and yelled, "I hugged YODA!!!!" Then, I said, "Wait a minute . . . I AM Yoda!!!!!!!!"
This is the end of Chapter 1 and 1.5 . . . if ya liked it, then R&R and R&R even if ya didn't like it . . . (flames are welcome)