Camping With The Digimon

Disclaimer: Toei owns Digimon. I just own this piece of lint in my hand. ^_^;;;

Author's Note: Well it's another chapter of going camping. I also predict this might be longer than three chapters so . . . yeah. More reading for you then!

Summary: A nice and relaxing camping trip. Gathered around the campfire, listening to ghost stories, star gazing, and then sleeping with a bear next to you in the tent. Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!!! Another mischief of brought from the Digimon.

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Chapter One: The Joy of Camping With Your Digi-Friends

"Cowabunga!!"

"SPLASH!!"

A little blue Digimon had just jumped off from a tree branch and into the watery depths of the camp's lake. Veemon's little head popped up from under the water and spitted water out like a fountain. "I wanna do that again!"

"Cannon Ball!!"

"SPLISH!! SPLASH!!"

Armadillomon emerged and spitted water too. "Now that's even more fun!"

"Aww, Come on Guardromon! You've never swam before?" Gatomon asked.

"No I never saw that I needed to have a purpose to swim before," Guardromon answered.

"So you've never tried to go and swim?" Gatomon asked once again.

" . . . Does sitting in Kazu's backyard with the sprinkler splashing on you counts as swimming?" Guardromon wondered.

Gatomon slapped her paw on her forehead. "*sigh* Fine, I'll just have to teach you. Even I, a cat, can swim."

"No wonder the other cats in the neighborhood don't play with you," Guardromon implied.

"Hawkmon, come on and hurry up and dive already!" Veemon shouted up to the tree where Hawkmon stood.

"Coming, coming. Just don't rush me," Hawkmon replied as he was about to prepare his graceful dive like a swan. "Now, stand back and watch."

Hawkmon took a few steps back on the branch and start running toward the edge and took a great leap.

Veemon suddenly shouted, "Oh-no, Hawkmon! There's a gator in the water!!"

"Hmm? Agh!!" Hawkmon suddenly broke out from his diving position in midair and instead of a graceful dive, it suddenly became a-

"SPLOSH!!"

"Oooooh, that gotta hurt . . ." Armadillomon commented.

"Belly flop!! Ha! Armadillomon, now you owe me ten yens!" Veemon grinned. "Oh yeah, Hawkmon, sorry that was my mistake. It was a log."

From the gurgles of pain in the water Hawkmon was in, he answered, "You did that on purpose . . . *gurgle*."

Armadillomon grumbled and dug out ten yens to give to Veemon. "There you go."

"Great! Thanks!" Veemon then gave the money back to Armadillomon. "Here."

"What for?" Armadillomon asked.

"I paid you back on that bet," Veemon smiled happily.

-_-;;; Armadillomon had a flat expression on his face. "Cheap little blue bastard."

"Ah-ah-ah, Armadillomon. No profanity please," Veemon warned.

"Well that pretty much cuts most of my speaking time," Armadillomon sighed. "Especially if it was Beelzemon's."

"Hey, where is Beelzemon?" Veemon wondered.

Hawkmon dragged himself on shore as he ruffled his feathers from the water. "Well! I'm going to go grab myself a towel! That's enough swimming for me with a bunch of lunatics like you!"

"Don't hurt yourself, Hawkmon," Veemon giggled.

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"Ah, this is great. Hunting for games the first day of summer," Beelzemon sighed. "Patamon! Patamon_F!! Nehmon!!! Get your hides over here now!!"

Patamon and Patamon_F were sled dogs to a large backpack dragging behind them by a rope as Nehmon just sat on the backpack with a thin tree branch in his hand. "Mush! Mush!!"

"Okay, okay, Nehmon, now go easy on the bat-pigs, alright?" Beelzemon confirmed.

"Yes sir!" Nehmon said obediently as he then gave a final swat to the Patamons with the whip cracking against their behinds.

"Yeow!!"

"I said easy on them, alright? Sheesh," Beelzemon replied as he pulled out his 'Old Betsy' rifle from his back. "Okay, now be very quiet. I'm going to try to go over there to find a deer or something."

"Hey who knows, maybe we'll even run into Bigfoot," Patamon_F thought of.

"Or a bear," Nehmon suggested, being obsessive with the tree branch whip as he gave another swat at the Patamon.

"Yow!! No, be reasonable," Patamon replied. "Bigfoot lives in the United States and there's no bears in this area of Japan."

"Well good luck, Beelzemon!! We'll be sitting right here waiting for you," Nehmon shouted over.

"Ha! Luck? Who the hell needs luck?" Beelzemon cackled. "Stupid mons like a Sukamon needs luck."

"Well then, good luck!!" Patamon_F grinned. ^_^

"Well I- What the-?! Hey!!!" Beelzemon screamed from far away.

"Hehehehehe . . ."

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Guilmon busily hurried from one side of the camp to another trying to forge for wood and putting it in a pile on his area of the camp site. He then quickly got a fire going in three different areas. Guilmon sighed in satisfaction of his work as he went to get supplies from his backpack and luggage.

"Okay, now for the pots, pans, and trays!" Guilmon smiled as he raided through his backpack for the stuff.

Terriermon, Lopmon, Calumon, and MarineAngemon all watched the red lizard run around in preparation of this assortment.

"Ummm, what's he doing?" MarineAngemon wondered.

"Beats me. Who knows what runs through that bread-snarling dinosaur," Terriermon replied.

"He did bring awfully a lot of stuff, huh?" Lopmon nodded.

"Hmm, a fire, a tray, flour, peanut butter, yeast . . . ?" Calumon counted off. "Hmm, even though I don't know what it is, it smells pretty good."

"That's because Hawkmon just accidentally stepped into Guilmon's fire," Terriermon pointed out.

"Yow! Ooh, hot!! Agh! Call 911 please!! Hot foot! Hot foot!" Hawkmon screamed as he ran.

"I guess Guilmon should put a barrier around that fire," Lopmon suggested.

"Poor Hawkmon," MarineAngemon sympathized.

"Mmmmm, fried chicken, yummy!" Calumon giggled.

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'You know we're not even at the campgrounds and already you're hurt," Kouichi sighed, helping Davis get a bandage on his head.

"Told you Yolei acts like a bear when she wakes," Davis replied.

"Well if you didn't call her one and maybe if you did face a real bear when we get there, then you'd probably get less bandages wrapped around you," Zoe sighed.

"Hey Davis, doing okay back there?" Yolei asked from the driver's seat, now driving since Davis was out of commission.

Davis just gave a thumb up before wincing, remembering Yolei breaking his fingers too.

Kazu, Kenta, and Takato all sat in this one row on the bus and Kazu just happened to be sitting next to a window, when a blue Volkswagen Beetle car drove by.

Kazu grinned and turned to Kenta, as he shouted, "Punch buggy blue!" and punching Kenta right in the shoulders.

"Ow!! Kazu!" Kenta shouted back.

"I saw a buggy," Kazu grinned.

Kenta looked out the window too. "Oh, well then, punch buggy red!!"

"Ow!! Hey, there's no punch buggy out there!" Kazu retorted as he punched back Kenta in the arm.

"Ow!"

"POW!"

"Ow!"

"SMACK!!"

Ow!"

"SMASH!!"

Ow!!"

"SPLAT!!"

Takato just sighed as he saw the two of them punched each other right in the arm, shoulders, chest, and then the face. "Zoe. Kouichi. Can you bring the bandages here? Kazu and Kenta are going to need one . . . Oh wait, make that a bunch of bandages."

The reason why Takato said a 'bunch of bandages' was because the bus now just passed by a whole parking lot of Volkswagen that were for sale ranging from the color of olive green to maroon . . .

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They all grew tired of swimming and decided to start making the fire since nightfall was coming.

Veemon was now busily trying to make a fire going by rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dry wood in the pit. He was furious and tried to rush into getting this fire going. "Work! Work! Work already!!"

Armadillomon was trying to create a fire spark by smashing two rocks together over the pit. "Ah, no use. We need to get a fire going quickly to warm up."

Gatomon sighed. "It's hopeless. Guilmon could start a fire but he's too busy making whatever he's making."

Hawkmon offered to help. "Here I'll commemorate to help in making the fire too." He turned away and started getting a piece of stone to rub.

Gatomon suddenly had an idea. "Hey, Veemon, Armadillomon, rub the sticks and stones together at the same time over the pit and maybe there'll be more heat to actually start it."

"Great idea," Veemon replied. "Ready?"

"Ready," Armadillomon replied as he got his stones.

Both of them at the same time took their sticks and stones and scratched, rubbed, and smashed it together as a spark of fire had suddenly started. "Yay!!"

With the dry wood and dried leaves in there, the fire grew and burned quicker than they expected as it jumped and suddenly . . . "Uh-oh," Veemon noticed. . . . It had caught fire on to Hakwmon's tail feathers.

"Ah-ha, I found a pair of stones I can use to spark together," Hawkmon answered. "Oh, you've gotten a fire going. Good. *sniff* *sniff* Funny, I smell something roasting and it's not Guilmon's cooking."

"Ummm, Hawkmon . . ." Armadillomon tried to say.

"Not now Armadillomon. I'm trying to figure out what that smell is," Hawkmon wondered. "Hmm, I smelled this once before when Yolei's mother was cooking . . ."

He turned around and screamed as he jumped sky-high into the air. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! This is the second time I got burned!!!"

" . . . Yummy, fried chicken," Veemon grinned.

Gatomon shook her head. "This is defiantly not Hawkmon's vacation."

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"How much longer?" Takuya asked.

"I dunno. Maybe an hour or so . . ." Yolei sighed. "Davis, have you got the map?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm reading it," Davis replied, flipping and turning the large map the right way. "Alright, turn left on the next exit and then we should be there."

"Right."

"Davis, are you reading the map right?" Kari asked.

Davis looked furious by this sort of question. "Kari, I just happen to be VERY good at reading maps! My dad always wanted me to read the map whenever we go traveling."

"Alright, alright, but I just have a bad feeling about this . . ." Kari sighed. "Especially if I start to sneeze. Achoo!"

Uh-oh, I guess something bad IS going to happen to them . . . (Let just wait till the next chapter to see what will happen . . . Hehehehehe )

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Patamon and Patamon_F were picking wild berries on the bushes while Nehmon watched over them. "Okay, you two go pick some berries. Guilmon would probably like them."

"Is this berry good?" Patamon_F asked.

"No, it got white mold on it," Patamon answered.

"Oops, I ate one of them before," he answered.

While they were picking berries, Beelzemon was hunting with 'Old Betsy'.

"Hmm, bear tracks," Beelzemon noticed on the ground.

He followed slowly of the bear tracks, turning from trees, bushes, and stones until he was lead to a cave. "Hmmm, a cave. Hehe, I'll trap that bear in there!"

Beelzemon may not see the big picture to this as entered into the cave where the bear resides to . . .

"Hmmm, I need a match," Beelzemon thought. "It's too damn dark in here."

He struck a match as it illuminated the cave of light. "Ah, much . . . What the?"

He expected the biggest and largest bear with sharp fangs and powerful claws to be at the end of this cave but what he found were . . .

"Cute. Two teddy bears sleeping," Beelzemon snorted.

He picked up one of the cubs by the scruff of it's neck and held him. "Scrawny little tyke, ain't ya? Huh?"

The little bear tried swatting Beelzemon but it only made itself twirl in the air from the scruff of it's neck in Beelzemon's finger. "Hahaha! Stupid little bear. You think you can actually hurt me?! Me?! A Mega level demon that kick ass with it's double barrel guns who everyone fears?!?! HA!!"

He continued to teased the cub until he felt a tap on his shoulders and turned around. "Huh?"

A large, hairy, fanged, clawed, snarling, bear reared up on its hind legs, standing as tall as to the roof of the cave with eyes of anger as it gave a tremendous and terrifying roar. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Beelzemon then dropped the bear and his Old Betsy rifle and turned white. Then letting out a blood-shattering scream throughout the whole entire forest.

The Nehmon and the Patamons all heard it. "Uh-oh. I think he found Bigfoot."

"No, I think that was a bear," Patamon_F replied.

"Should we go help him or call for help?" Patamon asked.

" . . . How about we just pretend we never heard that roar and return to camp?" Nehmon asked.

"Good idea," the two Patamons said in unison as the three of them left.

"Better be a coward than a hero in some creature's belly as I always say," Nehmon thought.

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Alright, that's the end of chapter two so onward to chapter three . . . coming out soon maybe tomorrow or so, hehehehe. No wait, make that in a week or less . . . ^_^;;;