Author: YumeNeko
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sanzo runs away with a certain someone in order to hide the scandalous romance.
Pairing: Hakkai + Sanzo + Hakkai
Disclaimers: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me or the song "Not Gonna Get Us". I'm just a fan of both combining them to make a good fic ^_^
Warnings: Yaoi, seinen-ai, cussing, lime and cross-dressing… most come up in this chapter. Overall, it's quite mild…
Chapter 3We'll run away, keep everything simple
Night will come down, our guardian angel
We rush ahead, the crossroads are empty
Our spirits rise, they're not gonna get us
-t.A.T.u: Not Gonna Get Us
Sanzo woke up the next morning to see Hakkai sitting by his bed holding his hand tenderly.
"Ohayou, Sanzo." The brunette greeted his lover cheerfully.
"Ohayou, Hakkai." Sanzo answered as he pressed his lips against Hakkai's in a morning kiss.
"So where are we headed to today?"
"We'll be headed west to the next town. We might get there by tomorrow evening, so we'll have to camp out for one night."
"Shit… I hate camping out."
"Me too. But we'll have to bear it so we can finish this journey." Hakkai smiled at Sanzo. The blonde monk put on his robes and packed up his belongings. Hakkai sighed and packed his own belongings in his bag, "At least we have enough food to last us until tomorrow. If we're lucky, we can find somewhere to stay in before continuing."
"Aa. Anyway, the sooner we go, the sooner we can get to the next town. Hakkai, go check on those two idiots."
"Hai, Sanzo." Hakkai smiled as he went out of the door and made his way to the opposite room where the two were staying.
"Hakkai!! I know how Sanzo's girlfriend looks like!!" Gojyo cried out as he spotted Hakkai enter the room.
"Really? Tell me how she looks like…" Hakkai said, his eyes twinkling with amusement.
Gojyo paused for a while to remember and he finally explained how she looked like, "She looks more or less like you."
"Oh… You say she looks like me?"
"Yeah. Sanzo's in love with someone like you. Do you think Sanzo's just hiding something from you?"
"No… I don't think so." Hakkai smiled, keeping to himself that it was him who really was Sanzo's so-called 'girlfriend', "I'll just find out when the time comes…"
"The funny thing is, I have a strange feeling that Sanzo's girlfriend's following us around…"
"Really? Maybe she has her own ikkou." Hakkai laughed, "Anyway, Sanzo says to pack your bags now, we'll be leaving for the next town."
"Whatever Sanzo says…"
"Is it breakfast yet?" Goku murmured.
Time passed once again and within the time span of thirty hours, the ikkou had finally reached the next town. The climate was still wintry and the whole town under a blanket of white but at least it wasn't the cold outdoors they would be spending the night in. Unfortunately, the inn only had one room with four beds so it was difficult for Hakkai to make a plan on how to disguise himself as Kana. So he decided to take the costume with him to the bathroom outside the room and dress up there. Fortunately for him, the bathroom there was Unisex and when he came in, no one noticed that he came out as a girl. He peered over the balcony of the inn to see Sanzo waiting for him downstairs.
"Finally! You took quite long in there, Kana…"
"Gomenasai, Sanzo." Hakkai apologized in his disguised voice.
"Anyway, let's go now. We don't want anyone to get suspicious…" Sanzo said as Hakkai rushed down the stairs to follow him.
But unknown to either of them, Gojyo watched from his window as the two dashed out of the inn in the direction of the love hotel.
"Man… Sanzo's really falling for that girl… He's already gonna do it to her. Now if I only knew her name…" The redhead looked at the room he stayed in. Both Sanzo and Hakkai's beds were empty.
"Now I wonder where Hakkai's gone to…"
"Sanzo! Where are you taking me?" Hakkai asked as they ran through the snow.
"You'll find out soon enough…"
Hakkai took a good look at where they were headed, "The love hotel?"
"Shh…" Sanzo hushed his lover, "I want this night to be perfect…"
"Hai. Anything you say, Sanzo. But don't you think Gojyo and Goku are going to be suspicious when they find our beds empty?"
"Hah… I wouldn't care much if I were you. Let's just have this whole night to ourselves."
The couple checked in and took a room up in the second floor. As soon as they got in, Sanzo locked the door behind him and Hakkai sat upon the single bed.
"Sanzo… Are you sure about this?"
"I'm sure. Just trust me, Hakkai. I love you."
Sanzo took the brunette in his arms and kissed him passionately as he slid the wig off his lover's head. He broke the kiss and looked at the brunette in his arms. Although the wig was off Hakkai, he still looked feminine with his fake eyelashes and make up.
"So beautiful…"
Sanzo found the zipper behind Hakkai's dress and slowly unzipped it as he kissed the flesh of his lover's neck. Hakkai moaned in desire and whispered, "Sanzo… Aishiteru…"
"I know…" Sanzo replied as he slid the dress off Hakkai and laid him on the bed.
The rustle of clothes falling was heard. The room was dark, illuminated only by moonlight. The two made love.
Snow fell. Time passed. Words were whispered. Night rode away with the stars and dawn soon arose, seeping through the blinds and outlining the bodies of the lovers.
Sanzo awoke to see Hakkai pressed against him in their embrace. The make-up was almost completely gone. Only traces of the lipstick and powder were left.
Hakkai's eyes fluttered open at Sanzo's movement off the bed.
The rustle of clothes being put on was heard. Hakkai moved to the bathroom to wash the make-up off his face and put on his usual clothes. But before he could enter, Sanzo began to speak.
"Hakkai…"
"Yes, Sanzo?"
"Aishiteru. I don't care what Gojyo or Goku would say when we come back to the inn. All I care about now is that you're mine, Hakkai. I love you… I love you…"
Sanzo took Hakkai's mouth in a heated kiss.
"Does this mean that we don't need to hide anymore?" Hakkai asked as his lover's lips left him.
"I don't want to hide anymore." Sanzo took Hakkai's hand and pulled him close, "Let's try tomorrow night in the next town. I'll get a room only for you and me… I'll move those two idiots far away from us and we'll do it again."
"But what if -!" Hakkai began. Sanzo only silenced him and smiled for the first time at Hakkai.
"Like I said, I don't care."
But the fate that lay before them at this point would be a total surprise.
~To Be Continued