Author: YumeNeko
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sanzo runs away with a certain someone in order to hide the scandalous romance.
Pairing: Hakkai + Sanzo + Hakkai
Disclaimers: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me or the song "Not Gonna Get Us". I'm just a fan of both combining them to make a good fic ^_^
Warnings: Yaoi, seinen-ai, cussing, lime and cross-dressing… most come up in this chapter. Overall, it's quite mild…
Chapter 4My love for you, always forever
Just you and me, all else is nothing
Not going back, not going back there
They don't understand
They don't understand us
-t.A.T.u: Not Gonna Get Us
"Welcome back home, lover boy!" Gojyo greeted Sanzo as he came in with Hakkai, "Oi, Hakkai, where have you been?"
"None of your business…" Sanzo growled.
"Oooh… Lover boy's been two-timing on his girlfriend and even worse, it's Hakkai you're two-timing with!"
"Maa, maa, Gojyo… You've misunderstood. And by the way, the girlfriend's name is Kana."
"Arigatou, Hakkai." Gojyo smiled, "As for you, Mr. Two-timer, you've been juggling those two like a propa playboy!"
"I'm not in love with Hakkai!!" Sanzo whapped Gojyo on the head with his harisen, "I just found him spying on me this morning!"
Hakkai laughed nervously as Sanzo pulled him to the room to pack up and get ready to get to the next town.
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It was midday when they reached the next town. They checked in as usual in the local inn. Goku and Gojyo volunteered to go grocery shopping leaving Hakkai and Sanzo alone in their room.
"Well then, Sanzo… We're alone now. What would you like to do?"
Sanzo plopped down beside Hakkai on the soft bed and put his arm around his shoulder.
"Let's say we replay what we had done last night… Remember… I –" Sanzo was cut short by Hakkai who finished his sentence for him.
"- Don't care what they think as long as we're together. Ne, Sanzo?" The brunette smiled at his lover. Sanzo smirked as he took Hakkai's mouth in his.
No wigs to take off, no make-up to thrash, no disguises to be shed. It's just you who I want, Hakkai…
Time seemed to stop for them as they made love once again. The white silence of the room punctuated with their sounds. The midday sun, filtered by the slants of the blinds, cast upon their sweating bodies as they coupled.
No matter how many disguises you wear, Hakkai, I know you are always my Hakkai…My beloved.
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Meanwhile, Goku and Gojyo strolled through the aisles in the local supermarket. Goku scurrying around grabbing all the food that caught his eyes while Gojyo had his head in the clouds thinking about Sanzo and Kana.
Maybe that bouzou's just too shy to say that he really loves Hakkai so he's getting someone to vent all his feelings to…
What a user…
Gojyo sighed as he thought. He felt the cart in front of him begin to get harder to push. Snapping out of his thoughts, he looked at the cart to find that the amount of food Goku had piled was good enough to feed a whole army.
"BAKA SARU!!" Gojyo yelled at his younger companion. Goku's face turned sour and he retorted. Gojyo growled and threatened him to return at least fifty percent of the food he had piled up.
"Ne, Gojyo… How much exactly is fifty percent?" Goku asked innocently. Gojyo slapped his forehead.
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Hands groped. Clocks ticked. Bodies shifted.
But the room never seemed to change. The midday hues turned the room mellow. And finally, the passion play ended.
The two lay wrapped in each other's arms, savoring the warmth shared between them but as they slowly slipped into sleep, they heard something they never expected to hear…
"Sanzo… I can't believe you're sleeping with Hakkai!"
Sanzo looked at who stood in the doorway with shock. Hakkai turned to see what was the problem about. They saw Gojyo staring at them as if they were unnatural.
"Oi! Gojyo! What's going on there?" Goku pushed Gojyo aside and saw what the redhead was fussing about.
The bag of groceries hit the floor and cans of food rolled out. Goku stared at the pair lying naked in each other's arms with shock.
"S-Sanzo… Why are you with Hakkai?"
"Shut up, saru…" Sanzo growled as his arms tightened around Hakkai.
"Sanzo!" Hakkai cried in worry, "I was afraid of this."
"I don't care what comes between us… I love him and that's final!" Sanzo spat out at the other two.
"But what about Kana?" Hakkai whispered, "Gojyo knows."
Yes… How will I explain Kana? Sanzo thought as he barked at the two to get away from them.
Gojyo walked away pulling the shocked Goku with him.
"What is with that bouzou?!" Gojyo punched the wall in his room.
"Maybe he really does love him…" Goku said in a hurt voice.
He doesn't need me anymore.
"But won't Kana be hurt if she knew that she was only being used? Only being used to vent out a love that was meant for Hakkai?"
Goku stayed silent as Gojyo vented his anger at the wall.
"That is so shameless of you, Genjo Sanzo! Using a lady only as your sexual vent! That is so shameless!" Gojyo yelled, "We'll see what happens when that girl of yours gets in trouble… What 'cha gonna do about that Sanzo-sama? Are you gonna abandon her and stick with Hakkai and fuck him up 'till you're all dry?! Or are you still gonna care about that bitch of yours?"
But what you don't know is that I wanted Hakkai… I wanted him, Sanzo. And you've taken him away from me! I knew it all this time.
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"Sanzo…"
"Where are you going, Hakkai?"
"I need to go out for a walk. In Kana's clothes."
"Okay. Just don't get yourself caught."
"Hai…"
"I think those two are jealous…"
"Sou desu ne."
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I wonder what's going on in their minds…
Hakkai wondered as he wandered the snow-covered streets dressed up like Kana. He sensed youki coming from the alley beside him.
"Hm? I thought I felt a demon sneaking over there…"
But as soon as he turned his back on the spot, he felt a cloth coming over his face and all that followed that was darkness.
"Where's Hakkai?" Sanzo asked as he took a glance at the clock, "He should have been here by now…"
A knock came upon his door. He opened it to find Goku full of worry.
"Kana's been kidnapped!"
"Nani?!" Sanzo snapped, "By who?"
"Some sort of demon yakuza… They want your sutra in exchange for Kana's life. Here's their address."
"Kono yarou…"
"Ne, Sanzo."
"Doushita, baka saru?"
"Where's Hakkai?"
Sanzo didn't mind the question and ordered Goku to call Gojyo. Without thinking about backup from the other two, Sanzo barged out of the inn and rushed to the address Goku had given him.
I'm gonna make them pay so badly that they'd never try to capture Hakkai again…
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Hakkai awakened to find himself locked up in a room lying upon a cheap cot.
"Where am I?" He asked softly, hoping no one could recognize his masculine tone.
"Finally, you're awake…" An unfamiliar voice purred. Hakkai spun his gaze around to find a demon who looked at him with a lustful gaze, "That monk boyfriend of yours really has it good having a pretty bitch like you for a girlfriend."
"What do you want?" Hakkai growled not minding what the demon thought of his voice.
"C'mon… Give me what your boyfriend always wants of you… That damned body of yours."
The demon drew out his knife and slowly ripped the front of Hakkai's dress. He stopped as he thought he had exposed breasts. He spat at Hakkai's face as his hand found the area flat.
"You're a man, aren't you?"
"So what if I am…?"
"At least I can get a good price from that monk of yours when he comes over here begging for your life."
"Oh… Sanzo isn't as weak as you think he is. In fact, I think you've underestimated me."
"Shit."
The rest of his yakuza heard the scream of the youkai as he was blasted to death.
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"Hakkai!" Sanzo cried out as he kicked the door of the hideout open. He looked around and found dead youkai scattered around the floor and Hakkai catching his breath as he threw down his wig and tore off the rest of his dress. Sanzo came close, removed his robes and put them on Hakkai.
"Sorry to make you worry…" Hakkai smiled as he felt the robes and Sanzo's arms warming him, "Aren't you cold?"
Sanzo shook his head. Although he was only clad in his pants and tight black suit, he didn't mind bearing the cold as long as he knew that his lover was out of harm's way.
Finally, Goku and Gojyo caught up with the both of them.
"Where's Kana?" Gojyo asked the two wrapped up in each other's arms. Hakkai bend down to pick up the blood-stained wig and put it upon his head.
"You mean this Kana?" Hakkai asked looking at Gojyo with a cheery smile.
"You're… Kana?" Gojyo asked shocked. Goku only stood unmoved by the scene.
"Hai." Hakkai smiled as he took off the wig, "I think I should keep this wig just in case… It feels good to take on a whole yakuza by yourself once in a while."
Gojyo sweatdropped. Sanzo only sighed and snuggled closer to Hakkai.
"Anyway, let's get to bed now, we'll move to warmer areas tomorrow."
~Owari