Camping With The Digimon
Disclaimer: Toei owns Digimon. And this is the last chapter. XD
Author's Note: Well, this is the end. The last chapter to 'Camping With The Digimon'. After this, I'll probably have a new story coming up maybe in . . . October? November? Or maybe around in December? I dunno but it seems kind of far from now. Oh well, you'll see a new story soon to make it simple to say. :P Oh yeah, thank you for ALL the reviews and comments from you people and I'm surprise because this is the first time ever for me getting over ten reviews for just one story. Hehe.
Summary: A nice and relaxing camping trip. Gathered around the campfire, listening to ghost stories, star gazing, and then sleeping with a bear next to you in the tent. Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!!! Another mischief of brought from the Digimon.
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Chapter Seven: The Joy of Camping When It's Over
" . . . Hey."
"Yeah . . .?"
" . . . Ya bored yet . . . ?"
" . . . What do you think?"
"Well I was just asking . . . What time is it anyway?"
"Time to die of boredom."
Terriermon sighed. It's hard to talk to Cyberdramon when he's in this mood.
Gatomon looked through the hole in the roof that Cyberdramon made last night to see the position of the sun. "Mmmm, I say it's about nine o'clock in the morning now. You think the bear is still out there to come back and eat us?"
"Anyone wants to stick their head out there and find out?" asked Renamon.
No one volunteered.
"Good."
"Well we could have another water war . . ." Terriermon suggested.
"Nah, we tried that and it got boring afterwards . . ." Cyberdramon answered.
"Since when can a water war get boring?! They're 100% pure wet and wild funness!!" Terriermon shouted.
"Funness isn't even a word."
"But it was fun when we poured cold water down Nehmon's pants," Terriermon commented. "Too bad I can't do that to Henry. Hehehehehehehehe!!!"
"Hey . . . This is my pants you're talking about! Do not offend the pants!" Nehmon glared through his closed eyes.
All night they've been staying in the bathing lodge to shell themselves from the bear if she returned. They all tried to sleep but sleeping in a bathtub was hard on the spine and sleeping on the tile floor was cold. There was nothing to do except sit in there all night until they're sure that the bear wouldn't return. But of course, when was that going to happen? They all had to be on guard in case if she does attack but they only had hot water and shampoo to defend themselves. (They can blind the bear with the shampoo at least :P )
Guilmon's stomach roared and grumbled. "Ooooh, I'm hungry . . . What's for breakfast?"
"Hmmm, sunny side up eggs, scrambled eggs, egg benedicts, omelets, Danish bacon, Canadian bacon, sausages, French toasts, bagels, croissants, French baguettes, banana muffins, strawberry pancakes, blueberry pancakes, blackberry pancakes, poppy seed muffins, waffles drenched in maple syrup, porridge, milk, green tea, earl gray tea, coffee, cappuccino, latte, orange juice, apple juice, pineapple juice, and the best thing of all, prune juice!!" Armadillomon listed.
"Ooh! I wanna cappuccino!!" Nehmon shouted. "And a bagel too!"
Guilmon was skeptical of this. He knew Armadillomon was always the sarcastic one. " . . . Really?"
"No, but you can have pinecones, sticks, pine needles, tree bark, and dead leaves for breakfast," Armadillomon answered. "It's healthy and zero percent in cholesterol!! MmmmmMMMmmm!!! Better than eating eggs anytime of the day!"
" . . . I think Armadillomon went nuts," Guilmon whispered to Veemon.
"Well you can have soap for breakfast," Veemon replied. "There's lots, and lots, and lots of soap in here for breakfast! Plus did you know, soap is made of animal fat so eat up!!"
"Can we change the subject? I don't wanna think about food now . . ." Cyberdramon pleaded, feeling his stomach chewing on itself.
"Food . . . Need food . . ." Guilmon grumbled.
"Guilmon shut up! You're making me hungry too . . ." Terriermon replied.
"Where's Beelzemon? Is he still out there?" Lopmon wondered.
"Apparently he hasn't returned from his 'date' yet . . ." Cyberdramon snickered, giving a cruel chuckle for Beelzemon's misfortune. "Hehehehehe."
"KNOCK!"
"KNOCK!"
"Someone's at the door!!"
"It's the bear! It's the bear!!" Patamon_F panicked.
"Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee!!! Hide! Hide!" Bokomon screamed as everyone scattered to a hiding spot in case it was a bear.
Renamon saw through this and knew it wasn't the bear. " . . . Would a bear knock on the door?"
Bokomon raised his head out of the toilet that he was hiding in. "Umm, I guess not. Hehe, false alarm everyone."
Renamon went over to the door and opened it to have something, black, ugly, dirty, and bloody pile up at her feet with a plop. "Ow! Pleh . . . em . . . esaelp . . . ?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!! That's even worse than a bear!!" Bokomon screamed as he scrunch further into the toilet bowl to hide. "Agh! Nehmon! Find your own toilet bowl to hide in!!"
Renamon kicked the thing over to see it was- "Oh, it's just Beelzemon."
Guilmon then noticed something.
"Beelzemon? Oh, he came back!" Wormmon cheered.
"Yesh but he shtinks . . . Ewwww," said Patamon, holding his nose.
He was covered in his own blood with scratches all over and his clothing were all torn up again like before.
Renamon quickly closed and locked the door and looked at Beelzemon. "So . . . How now brown cow?"
Beelzemon answered, "Ehs . . . koot . . . em . . . kcab ot reh . . . *cough*"
Renamon couldn't understand a single word. " . . . Pardon?"
"My goodness. Whatever Beelzemon went through with that bear last night has really jogged his brain," Hawkmon inferred. "He's speaking backward!"
"Beelzemon, wake up! You're back at the campground," said Renamon, trying to clear his mind by hitting him gently across the face.
"Raeb . . . yrt ot . . ." Beelzemon muttered.
Renamon hit a little bit harder. "Beelzemon wake up!"
"Ton . . . won . . . evif erom etunim . . ." Beelzemon mumbled more.
"Did he mean 'Won Ton Soup'?" Guilmon wondered. "There's soup at the bear's den?!"
"Guilmon!!" everyone shouted.
"What? I though he said Wont Ton . . ." Guilmon moaned.
" . . ." Renamon dragged the half-dead Beelzemon over to the bathtub where Hawkmon, Wormmon, Armadillomon, Veemon, and Guilmon hid as they scurried out of her way. She threw him into the bathtub with a thud.
"What's she doing?" asked Hawkmon.
"I think she's gonna shower him . . ." Armadillomon guess.
"Shower him?!" Terriermon bug eyed.
Renamon took the showering hose off its hook and started whacking Beelzemon across the head, left and right, back and forth. "Snap out of it! Don't make me try something harder!"
" Yeah, 'shower him' . . ." Veemon quoted. "Shower him with whacks and punches if you mean that."
"What the- hey! Ow! Jeez! Rena- OW! Stop it you-! OW!! Renamon please- Bwah!! Gah!!" Beelzemon then started waving and shouting in the bathtub. "I'm awake! I'm awake!! Dude I got molested and humped by a bear in one night for goodness sake!!"
" . . .Humped?" said a questionably looking Terriermon.
" . . . By a bear . . . ?" Armadillomon added, also as confused as Terriermon.
" . . . ?" Guilmon gave a questionable look.
"Ooookay . . ." Veemon nodded slowly.
"Whatever," Cyberdramon said simply.
"Ah, he's awake then," Hawkmon said gladly. "Although he may still be delirious."
Beelzemon tripped out of the tub and fell flat on the tile floor chin first. "Oi . . . That was the worse night of my life with a female . . . Ever."
"So tell us, what did the mother bear do when she dragged you there?" asked Hawkmon.
"Did the bear 'come on' to you?" asked Gatomon too, snickering at the thought of it.
"Well duh! Why do you think it dragged me back to the cave?! To eat me?!" Beelzemon took in a deep breath to calm himself from the nightmare. "Oi . . . Believe me, that bear was horny as a Horny Toad and I prefer NOT to get into details . . ."
"So the bear hit on you first?" asked Veemon.
"Who the hell would wanna hit on Beelzemon?" asked Armadillomon, also bombarding Beelzemon with questions.
"So . . . Did she 'get on' to you . . .?" Renamon wondered.
" . . . What?" Beelzemon asked.
"You know, 'jump', you?" she hinted.
"Jump . . . ?"
" . . . Did she hump you or not . . . ?" she asked impatiently.
"Yeah so . . . It's a bear's nature, right?" Beelzemon was still confused by what she meant. "To hump a guy's leg?"
" . . ."
Renamon rolled her eyes and lowered herself and whispered into his ear something incomprehensible and out of everybody's ear shot or hearing. It was something not suitable for someone like Guilmon or MarineAngemon to hear. ESPECIALLY not Calumon if you know what I mean . . . ^^;;;
Renamon finished, leaving Beelzemon with more grief on his face. "OH . . . Yeah, yeah . . . She 'jumped' me . . . Twice . . . And the third time when I tried to escape . . . Oi. Finally I made it out when she fell asleep. Too tired to try the fourth time."
"Hmm, I guess I get my fair pay on the bet and that extra 500 yen for it happening in order from you two. . ." Renamon smirked at Lopmon and Gatomon. "Thank you, Beelzemon."
"Gawd I wanna smoke now . . . BAD!!!" Beelzemon shouted. "And maybe a couple of BEERS or TWO!!"
"Ah, phooey!" Gatomon cursed as she pouted, now owing Renamon some money.
Lopmon sighed. "It was bound to happen . . . Too bad we didn't see it coming."
"And I never got anything for my troubles . . ." Terriermon pouted.
"I'll give you half of my money that I betted on you," Lopmon replied.
Terriermon's face was slapped with a large smile. "THANK YOU!!"
"Wait a minute, no one betted on me?!" Cyberdramon exclaimed as he suddenly saddened. "I . . . I'm hurt."
"What is Beelzemon talking about? Is he talking about playing leap frog?" asked MarineAngemon.
"No, it's waaaaay different than 'leap frog' . . ." Armadillomon shuddered. 'I'll never play leap frog the same way ever again because of this . . .'
"So . . . What's for breakfast?"
Wormmon then scanned the room to notice something. "Hmm, we're missing someone and Calumon . . ."
Cyberdramon then gave a curious dog-like sniff on Beelzemon. "Phew! You stink! You need a bath!!"
"No I don't!!" Beelzemon retorted. "Now leave me be as a bloody scabby piece of shit here and let me sulk . . . Ugh, where's a martini when you need one?!"
Guilmon then finally got to tell Beelzemon what he noticed first when Beelzemon came in, besides seeing all the bruises, the tears, and rips. "Hehe!"
"What?"
"X-Y-Z!!!"
"Huh?"
"EX-amine Y-our Z-ipper!!" Guilmon explained, as he rolled over laughing and went over to the "Soap Bar".
". . . Gee, and that's the one small thing pineapple-head noticed about me?" Beelzemon sighed as he zipped up his fly. "What am I? Half dead all the time and ugly?"
"Practically as always," said Terriermon.
" . . ."
" . . ." Cyberdramon suddenly gave a shifty look with a grin on his face.
"What? What are you looking at, you shin-head?!" Beelzemon uncomfortably moved away.
Cyberdramon then gave a large grin along his face. "Hehe, you'll see . . ."
" . . . ?"
Suddenly it hit Beelzemon.
" . . . !"
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Everyone marched their way through the forest. They didn't sleep all night since they had plenty of rest on the bus before. All night the Digidestines and Tamers wandered through the forest (with the 3 Stooges and Goggle-Head #2 skeptically wandering behind, still in fear of the Blair Witch) still looking for any signs of civilization. Meanwhile, the young ones grew bored . . . Ryo was in the lead when he felt his head was pelted with something.
"Ow! What the- Okay, who threw a pine cone in the back of my head?" asked Ryo, rubbing the back of it as he turned around to face Suzie and Tommy.
Both kids pointed at each other, blaming it on the other one.
" . . ." Ryo sighed as he turned around to continue walking when another one hit him in the back of the head. "Ow! Okay, who did that?!"
Kouichi, who was still holding the gurney with Kouji on it with Ken, pointed toward the kids.
"Huh?!" the kids gasped.
"Oh, so it WAS you two who threw the- Ow! What the hell?!?!" This time Ryo was pelted in the forehead while he was talking and when he looked up, he saw Kouji tossing a pinecone in his hands, playfully while sitting on the gurney.
"Took you long enough," Kouji snickered. "I got bored. Nyah! Nyah!"
" . . . Smart aleck Digidestine . . ." Ryo sneered as he calmly squatted down and picked up a pile of cones.
Kouji was smugly smiling when he heard the words, "Death from Pinecones!!!" and then suddenly being barraged and shot at with a bunch of pine cones all coming from one person and then falling off the gurney with a thud as the attack ceased.
"Hmph! That's what happen when you mess with the Legendary Tamer/Digimon King/Dimensional Hopping/Millenniummon ass whooping, Ryo Akiyama! Hahaha!" Ryo smirked proudly of his many titles and names. "Mess with me again and prepare another attack from me! Hahahaha - Ow!"
Ryo then fell head first to the ground with Rika standing behind him, tossing a pinecone in her hand playfully.
"Don't forget the Digimon Queen . . ." Rika reminded bluntly. "Hmph! Boys . . . Pathetic."
"Hey Kouji, are you going to be okay?" asked his brother.
"Why is it that when I fight and lose, it was heroically but in real life, when I fight and lose, I fall get squashed like a bug?" asked Kouji.
"How am I suppose to know? I came on to the show in the middle of the season and died somewhere right before you killed Lucemon," said Kouichi. "I wish I had more air-time on the show until they slashed me off like in those soap opera shows . . ."
"Well at least you fell short unlike in the TV show . . ." Ken implied. "Hey, how come you always end up in a falling scene on TV?"
"Will you guys knock it off?! Sheesh! It seems like there's only a couple of us who are still sane around here!" Takuya shouted.
"Shhhhh! Takuya don't shout! The Blair Witch can hear us," said Kenta.
"For goodness sake, its early bright morning in broad daylight! Why would the Blair Witch be chasing us here in the middle of a forest in JAPAN?!?!" Takuya stated with a demonic tone.
" . . . He's scarier than the Blair Witch," whispered Davis to Takato.
"We can't just keep hiking in one way," sighed Yolei. "We need to actually 'know' where we're going."
"Yeah, we're going straight," answered Takuya.
Yolei sighed again. "Look, one of us need to climb up a tree and scout the perimeters of this forest to see if there's any civilization there. Any volunteers?"
"Well I can't climb trees. Dunno how," said Takato, feeling shame.
"Got to watch over crazy Kazu here," said Davis. "Hey, Kazu, stop grabbing on to my leg like that! The witch isn't here!" as he kicked him off.
"We're too young to climb trees that high," Suzie said innocently, stating for herself, Tommy, and Cody.
'For once I'm glad I'm younger than everyone,' Cody thought quietly.
Yolei sighed the third time this morning as she thought to herself of a plan. 'Great. Well, T.K. and Kari are still in the back of the line, still holding hands - Thank god Davis hadn't noticed. Kouichi and Ken are still carrying Kouji - Oi, stupid boy who had to injure himself the second time. Plus I wouldn't even SEND Ryo up a tree because what if he tries a 'Death from Above' attack on Kouji in the trees?! Oi . . . And J.P. is too heavy to even cling on to a tree - no offense.'
"Okay it comes down to this," she announced. "Henry, Rika, Kenta, you're the only three who are eligible to climb. So which one of you are gonna climb?"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Kenta suggested.
Rika whispered something into Henry's ear and he nodded.
All three of them faced each other and assumed the position.
"Rock-"
"Paper-"
"Scissors! What the- Wha!!" Kenta shouted as Rika grabbed him by the collar of the neck and the back of his belt as she tossed him up a tree. "Yaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!"
Kenta grabbed on to the tree he was thrown against as he hung on for dear life. He looked down at Rika and Henry as he grumbled, "You two knew that I was gonna win!"
"No, we knew that YOU were going up the tree so we decided to give you a head start," Rika winked.
Henry gave a chuckle. "Good luck, Kenta."
"Yeah, 'good luck'. Good luck my butt!" Kenta mumbled as he climbed higher and higher. He reached to a suitable branch on the tree to sit on to get a good view of the whole entire forest. He gazed upon the sea of greens of trees and blue sky with clouds.
"Hmmm . . . Nothing . . ." Kenta sighed. "Hmm?"
Suddenly he saw an open spaced out area in the middle of the forest not too far off with what looks like a house. There was a civilization there! And a lake!
"Guys! There's a house near here! We're save!!" Kenta shouted.
Everyone below yips and hollered for joy.
"You sure it isn't a ginger bread house with a witch living in there?" asked Kazu who was still going insane.
"No!" Kenta shouted.
"Okay." He then went back to going insane with Davis dragging him.
"Now I just need to get down . . ." Kenta mumbled. " . . . Uh-oh."
"Kenta! Come down!" shouted Takato.
"Uh, there's a problem!" said Kenta.
"What?"
"I can't climb down!!" Kenta shouted as he clung to the branch he was on.
"Sheesh, he was able to climb up but not down. Pathetic," Yolei stated as she kicked the tree. "Don't make us leave you up there!"
"But I can't climb down!" Kenta shouted. "And stop kicking the tree!"
"Then climb down!"
"But I can't!!"
"Ugh! Someone climb up there and help him down!"
Suddenly a squirrel scrambled down to the branch Kenta was on. "Huh? Oh, what a cute little squirrel . . . At least you're able to climb down a tree without being afraid. Awww, he's smiling at me . . ."
The squirrel was baring it's teeth out with foam and drool dripping with it's eyes bulged out and red.
"What the-!! Ahhh! No! Ouch! Gah! Stop! Down! Heel! Back! Back I say! Ow! Not the face! Ahhh! Gaaaaaaahhh!!!!" Kenta screamed girl like as usual, as a squirrel fiercely attacked him. o_0;;; (Ever been attacked by a squirrel?)
Suddenly Kenta lost his handling and fell out of the tree and dropped with a thud on his back.
"Guess he could just drop out of the tree . . . It's a lot easier than climbing down," Davis stated.
"Chico!!! Chicky! Chicky! Chico!!! Chico!!! Chico!!! Chica!!" the squirrel, uh, chirped. "Chicooooooo!!!"
" . . . That's the weirdest squirrel I've ever seen in my whole entire life . . ." Takuya stared at.
"Unlike the one we see at the park in the city . . ." Cody noticed. "Or the one under our tires . . ."
"It be cute if its eyes weren't red and it's drooling . . ." Kari stated.
"Chickity! Chic! Chic! Chic! Chic! Chico!! Chico! Chico!! Chicaaaaaaaaaaa!!" the squirrel roared . . . pounding on it's chest like a gorilla.
"Okay guys, let's stop looking at the deranged 'Squirrel Warrior' and get to that lodge," said Henry. "Suzie, let's go."
"Henry, can I have a pet squirrel?" she asked.
"You can have the one at the park when we get back home."
"But I want this one," she pointed up above.
" . . . Suzie if you want 'that' one, go up there and catch it. Oh yeah, make sure you wear gloves so it doesn't bite ya."
Takato looked at his poor friend who lied half-dead.
"Hey, Kenta, you okay?" asked Takato.
Kenta was about to stand up when an acorn hit him in the forehead and sent him falling back into the ground with a thump! Takato look up to see the squirrel tossing acorns and growling as it jumped up and down. "Chicoooooo! Chica! Chica! ChicaaAAaaa!"
" . . . That's one heck of a squirrel this forest has . . ." Takato sighed. "Be great for a guard dog."
Kenta was dazed and had his glasses hanging off his face as he murmured, "Uh . . . huh."
"Hmmm. Kenta is gonna need a tetanus booster when we get back," Takato inferred as he dragged Kenta like Davis dragging Kazu. "Come on, Kenta. You'll be fine . . . traumatized by squirrels maybe, but fine at least."
They all left the 'Squirrel Warrior' of the forest to itself as they headed off to find civilization to get help. Meanwhile the Squirrel Warrior grew restless.
"ChiCo! ChIcO!! ChiCO!!! CHicA! CHiCa! ChIckY! CHicKy! ChIc! ChiC! CHiCA! ChIcO!!! ChICa!!! Raaargh!!!"
(If you wanna know what that means, it means "Don't come back you soft pink fleshy things or I'll personally crush your bones and gnaw them off into dust and sweep them under this tree!! Raaargh!!!" . . . Okay, how is a small squirrel such as him gonna do that with tiny arms? Weird, no? : S But scary, yes? )
Later, foot by foot, they reached the open campground that was full of torn and burned tents, small broken trees, and a robot sitting near the remains of a tent.
"What the hell happen here?" asked T.K.
Davis left Kazu and got a bucket of water from the lake and stood over the gibbering Kazu who was still insane. "Don't open your mouth, Kazu." Then he dumped it on Kazu's face.
"SPLASH!!"
"Pbbbt!! Ack! *hack* Agh!! *gargle* What was that for?!! I could've of drowned, ya know?!!" Kazu complained, spitting and coughing up water. "And dammit that water came from the lake!! Do you even know if that water was clean?! I swallowed some!!!"
"Well I said 'Don't open your mouth', duh!" Davis replied.
"Kenta's turn," Takato noted as he borrowed the bucket.
Kazu sat up and wiped the water off his face to see a large brown figure near a tent. "Huh? Guardromon!!"
Kazu immediately ran off to his partner who sat offline. "Hey, Guardromon. How you've been?" then noticing he was offline. "Oh. Well wake up! Come on! Up! Up! Up!" Kazu banged his fist on its head. "Online! Online! Online! Come on dude! Wake up!"
Kazu then resorted to kicking the rickety robot. "KLANG!!"
"Ooooohh!! Ah gawd that smarts! Smarts! Smarts! Smarts!!" Kazu screamed as he danced on one foot as he held the other one.
Guardromon then came online. "Huh? Oh, hello Kazu!"
"Hey Guardromon, what happen?" asked Takuya.
"Hm? I dunno, I was asleep all night," Guardrmon replied, absorbing the view of the scene around him of ripped up tent.
"You slept through 'this'?!" Kazu shouted. "How can anybody sleep through this?! It looks like a mini twister ran through here with a pack of pachyderm elephants trampling it!!"
"But you were able to sleep through during a roller coaster ride once when we went to Six Flags . . ." Guadromon reminded.
Kazu tried to remember that. "Oh yeah . . . Hehe . . . Touch'e . . . The ride wasn't that scary as I thought it was. It was like a smooth drive in a Jaguar car," he smiled.
" . . ." Guardromon replied.
"Hey, if Guardromon is here . . . Where's all the other Digimon?" asked Yolei.
"Who cares?! Look a bus!!" Davis shouted as he practically ran up to the parked bus and hugged it. "We can get out of this crazy forest and go home!!"
"But don't you even care about Veemon?!" Yolei yelled.
"Meh. He's a hassle to take care of and my paid expense is mostly devoted to his junk food supply rather than actual food!!" Davis yelled, as if trying to tell Veemon, wherever he was, that he was pain in the arse!!
"Look! Is that smoke coming from the lodge?" asked Kari, looking up at the spout on the roof.
"Hmm? No that's the Bathing Lodge so it must be steam," Guardromon informed.
"If there's steam coming from in there than the Digimon must be in there!" Zoe implied.
Davis immediately ran forward to the lodge. "VEEEEEEEEMON!!!!"
" . . . Just a second ago, didn't he just complained that Veemon was a hassle in the ass?" Kouji remembered.
"*sigh* He changes his mind easily," Ken retorted.
Davis opened the Bathing Lodge door to be greeted by the small blue puppy dog dragon who had it's arms crossed over it's chest and was tapping his foot in a annoyed way. "So I'm a hassle to ya, huh? A pain up in the spine you would say?"
"Aww, did I say that? Come on . . . Give your ol' bud a hug! I'll do anything to make it up to ya . . . I was just kidding and all . . ." said Davis trying to embrace his buddy in his arm to assure him he's still okay. Davis and Veemon gave each other a hug when-!
"SNAP!!"
"Youch!!" Davis yelped as he clasped his left ear. "What's that for?!?!"
"You said you would make it up to me," Veemon replied, having just bitten Davis' ears. "That made me feel better. I forgive ya!"
"Hehe . . ." Davis sneered. 'I'll kill ya in your sleep when we get back for this.'
"Hey what's going on?" asked T.K. with everyone following him to the door way and then suddenly noticing a scene that was beyond Veemon Davis' conflict. "What the-!!"
"Blargh!! Pbbbtt!!! Patooey! Agh! You got shampoo in my mouth you bi- *garlge*gargle*!!!" Beelzemon shouted, as his voice was literally drowned out by water.
"Hold still Beelzemon! Gotta rub that dirt off of your face!" Gatomon ordered.
"Pbbbt!! But I don't need a bath!!" Beelzemon spat.
Beelzemon was splashing in the bathtub wildly as Cyberdramon, Gatomon, Renamon, MarineAngemon, and the two Patamons were try to hold him down and wash him. Lopmon and Terriermon were carrying on a conversation about betting, Guilmon was eating soap bars with Nehmon, Armadillomon with Bokomon, Wormmon, and Hawkmon were talking about a separate conversation. Apparently about your pinky finger.
"I'm just saying that in about five centuries later, our pinky finger will shrivel and fall off because it doesn't really serves as purpose. I mean it's just an extra finger at the end of your hand," said Bokomon.
"Nuh-uh! The pinky finger DOES have a purpose," Armadillomon protested.
"What's that? The pinky finger is worthless. All it does is stick out when you try to drink a nice cup of tea and gets cut off when you use the paper shredding machine . . ." said Hawkmon.
Armadillomon smiled. "But it can also be handy to clean your ears, ya know? Like this!" Armadillomon then started to dig his last claw on his paw into his right ear and wriggled it. "Ahh, there! See? It does serve a purpose. Wow, that's a big ball of wax!"
"Ewwww . . ." Wormmon blurted.
Takato immediately ran to Guilmon and hugged him. "Guilmon! I was so worry!!"
Guilmon hiccuped a bubble in reply, "Me *hiccup* too!"
"Man, I haven't gotten to eat anything! (Well except those dried peas and powdered milk if you consider it food) . . . I'm starving! Guilmon, what did you eat this morning?" J.P. wondered.
"*hiccup* Soap! *hiccup* And lots and lots of soap!!" Guilmon grinned as he devoured another bar of soap.
" . . . Is the word 'soap' slang for something edible?"
"Lopmon!! You're here!!" Suzie screamed as she ran across to Lopmon. She stepped on a bar of soap and started slipping and sliding all the way to her partner Digimon. "Whaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Uh-oh! Watch out!" Lopmon warned as she jumped out of the way.
"Huh?" Terriermon didn't know what was going on until he saw charging Suzie coming at him. "Waaahh!!"
"CRASH!! BAM!! WHAM!!"
Suzie had crashed right into Terriermon and was happy to have at least one of them there with her. "Oh I'm so happy you're here Terriermon!! I was so bored!! I'm gonna feed ya, and bathe ya, and put bubbles in that bath of yours, and play dress up, Tea Time, and most fun of all, the Miss Pwetty Pants Treatment!!"
Terriermon was horror struck when he heard the last thing. Although the first proposal of feeding him sounded better.
"Hey, Cyberdramon! What are you guys doing to Beelzemon?" Ryo asked.
"Giving him a bath," Cyberdramon replied as he dunked Beelzemon under water again.
"*gargle**gargle*!!!"
"Hold still Beelzemon! Have to scrub your foot," said Renamon as she pulled his foot out of the water and started scrubbing the sole of his foot with a sponge that tickled him.
"Whahahahaha!! Stop it! You're tickling me!!!" Beelzemon hollered and laughed as he struggled. Then Gatomon poured a bucket of cold water over his head. "Whhhaaaa!! COLD!!!"
"This is like giving a dog a bath . . ." Patamon thought.
"Puppy!! Sit! Stay! Heel!!" Patamon_F commanded Beelzemon to do.
"Hey, I'm no dog you son of a b- AGGHHH!!! Hot! Hot! Hot!" Beelzemon screamed as Gatomon poured hot water over his head.
"Okay, since we're all here, let's get out of this crazy forest, back on the bus, and OUT of HERE!!!" Takuya ordered.
"Awww, do we have to? I'm eating here," Nehmon asked. "Back home, they probably don't have soap as good as this one. Mmmm, yummy!"
"You're an idiot, Nehmon . . ."
"Hmmm, maybe I can carry some in my pants and bring them back home with me! Oooh!!"
"I wouldn't go out there if I were you," said Wormmon.
"Why not?" asked Ken.
"There's a mother loving humping bear out there that's 'why not'!!!" Beelzemon shouted.
"She get you or something . . . ?" Davis implied, followed by a snicker. "With a little this, a little that . . . ? Ya know? Hehehehehe."
"What? Where are you getting that from?"
"You know, did you or did you not go home with that bear . . .?" Davis snickered more.
Beelzemon replied in an unpleasant way of saying, " . . . Yes."
Kouji started to fall to the ground and roll over laughing. "Oh my god!! You had sex with a bear?!?! Whahahahahahaha!! Oh this is rich!! A bear actually hit on you first?!?!?!" (A/N: It's too early in the morning for me to be thinking about something like this . . .)
"You should've played dead," Zoe advised. "She would've left you alone at least."
"Hm, I never knew you were such a 'lady's man', Beelzemon," Kazu laughed along. "And I never knew you were desperate to having the 'cha-cha dance' with a . . . Bwahahahahahahaha!!!"
A large vein popped in Beelzemon's head. "Why you punk nose kid . . . !!" He immediately jumped out of the tub, grabbed a towel to wrap around his waist, and grabbed all three boys by the collar of their shirt. "Why you son of a-!!"
"Nu-uh-uh! You're not gonna start swearing off now," Cyberdramon scolded.
"What? I was just gonna say son of a gun."
"Alright guys, reunion is over and let's get the heck out of here," Takato announced. "Pronto! Andala! Vamoose! Already I'm paranoid about being here."
"Wanna come back next year for vacation?" said Rika.
"NO!!!"
"Awww, do we have to, *hic* Takato?" Guilmon pleaded. "I had fun!"
"The bus is right out there and we can all fit on there so I see no problem of not leaving!" Takato replied.
"Alright, alright. We can go as soon as I dry myself and find my trousers," said Beelzemon as he went to go find it.
"Uh, guys . . ." said Cody, peering out through the window shades.
"What is it, Cody?" asked Armadillomon, cleaning his other ear of wax.
Yolei opened the shades for everyone to see. "What the- OH MY GOD!!!"
"Whoa!!"
The bus that the Digimon used to get to the campsite was starting it's engine and smoke fumes exhausted. Hairy old Bigfoot was driving the bus with the bus drivers hat on his head, the Blair Witch lady was wearing her sundress and straw hat as if she was going to the Bahamas, the Jersey Devil was on there too, the Chupacabra, a Leprechaun, a Yeti, a Jackalope (aww, a cute bunny with horns!), and even the mother bear too!
"SEE?! I TOLD YOU THE BLAIR WITCH EXISTS!!!" Kazu shouted, dragging Henry by the face and shoving it against the window.
"I see! I see! Now let go of me!!" Henry shouted.
"Hey, where's a camera when you need one?! I can make big bucks out of this shot!!" Ryo exclaimed.
Suzie gasps, "A cute little fuzzy bunny with horns!! Henry! Henry! Can I have one! Can I have one?!?!"
"No."
"Ah-ha!! I knew the Jersey Devil is real!! It didn't crash into electrical wires and fried!!" Davis stated.
"Hm, my tail feathers are still fried . . ." said Hawkmon.
"A Leprechaun! Quick! Someone help me catch him! If we get him, we get his pot of gold!!!" J.P. shouted gleefully.
"Uh-uh, J.P., I wouldn't go out there if the Yeti and Bigfoot was standing right there with him," Tommy quivered and hid behind him.
"Wasn't that the Jersey Devil that we ran over once?" asked Rika.
" . . . Yeah it is. It still has the face scar of Kazu's truck emblem when Guardromon hit him," said Takato.
"Man, I would hate to have a Chevy truck logo on the side of my face," Veemon pitied.
"What?! A Chevy truck is cool looking!" Kazu shouted. "It's big! It's rugged! And look at how much it can load in the rear!!"
"Sure . . . Whatever!" Veemon replied.
"Ah-ha!! I knew the Jersey Devil is real!! It didn't crash into electrical wires and fried!!" Davis stated.
"Hm, my tail feathers are still fried . . ." said Hawkmon.
"El Chupacabra!!" Kouichi exclaimed.
Veemon suddenly jumped in fury and started yelling. "Argh! It's you again!! ¿Usted se vuelve tan, eh? ¡Ahora le mataré desemejante de la vez última! Hargh!!"
"What the- Veemon, you never told me you spoke Spanish," said Davis.
"I learned some when we had to do the Spanish dub version in Mexico," said Veemon. "¡Le demostraré mi furia! ¡Usted robará mi burrito de lujo del emparedado del pollo y conseguirá nunca otra vez lejos con él!"
" . . . Ken, you're the smart one. What's he saying?!" Davis asked.
" . . . He's saying 'I'll show you my fury. Never again shall you steal my chicken deluxe sandwich burrito and get away with it' . . . Um, interesting . . ." Ken inferred.
"Veemon is mad cause of a chicken burrito?" Davis asked.
Forget the burrito! They're stealing our bus!!" Takuya shouted.
"Hey Beelzemon, you never got 'her' phone number, Hahahaha," Kouji laughed.
" . . . Shut up. Don't make me grab ya over there and drop my towel while I do so . . ." Beelzemon threatened. (A/N: *A random fangirl of Beelzemon: DROP YOUR TOWEL!!! Whoooo!!! *gasp and faint* 0_o;;;)
The bus started and was starting to drive out of the parking area. "Well there goes our ride . . ."
"Hey, where's Calumon?" asked Zoe.
"Oooh! Oooh! There! There!" Guilmon pointed frantically at the back of the bus. "SuperCalumon is back!!"
Everybody turned around to read Calumon's sign he held up from the back window.
"It says, 'Whoo! Whoo! I saved the pie lady and I'm going home! Nyah! Nyah! Hahaha!' . . ." Ken read. "He actually has a better evil laugh than I do."
Cyberdramon gave a frustrated growl as he got a sign from nowhere, and a pen, and started scribbling something on there and put it against the window. "Well read this you SuperLoserCalumon!! Ha!!"
Calumon squinted to see what it read. Shock overcame him as he madly scribbled something on the back side of the board and presented it against the window.
"You're a large demented psychotic spoony bard of a dragon you- WHAT THE?!?! HEY!! LET ME AT HIM!!!" Cyberdramon growled as he practically ripped the door open and ran after the bus. "I'll rip off that small thing you call a head of yours once I get my claws sunk into you!!! Raaaarrrggghhh!!"
"Will he be back?" asked Tommy.
"We should've asked him to bring us with him," said J.P.
"We're never going home, are we?" Suzie asked her older brother.
"No unless there's a Call Box near by to get help," said Henry.
" . . . I think I saw one down the road," said Veemon. "About 12 miles down the road."
"I can't even walk a mile," exclaimed MarineAngemon. "Cause I float! Wheee!!" As he zipped away.
On the bus, all the monsters and freaks started talking among each other.
"Hey, what's that dragon doing, chasing after us?" asked the Yeti.
"Should we stop and let the ol' laddy get on with us?" the Leprechaun suggested in an Irish accent.
Calumon jumped on the Leprechaun and shook his head in a 'no' fashion furiously. "All right, all right. We won't let him on."
"Besides, he might eat Mr. Jack de Fuzzy Wuzzy," said the Jersey Devil, referring to the Jackalope's real name.
"What about the bear?" said Bigfoot.
"Aww, sweet ol' Penelope? She won't even hurt a fly . . . Just this spring she gave birth to two cubs! They're being cubbysat, hehehehehe," the Blair Witch cackled. "Right Penelope? You wouldn't hurt a fly, would ya?"
The mother bear, Penelope, shook her head vigorously in a 'no' fashion . . . (*cough* Liar! *cough*) Not taking in account of last night's 'rough' housing . . .
"Rargh! Don't be poking your horns into my arm! I'm driving here!" Bigfoot shouted.
"¿Hey, así que donde vamos?" El Chupacabra asked, translating to
"I don't know . . . What do you think? Hey! Why not head up to Tokyo! Little Calumon can show us around since he knows the place," the Blair Witch suggested.
"Oooh! I wanna try one of those Dance, Dance, Revolution arcade games they have!!" Bigfoot grinned. "Hehe, I'm pretty good at dancin'!"
"Yet, they don't make Tap Dancing Shoes for your size . . ."
"Hmmm, I hope they don't have any electrical wires for me to crash into . . ." the Jersey Devil pondered. "Better stick low to ground."
"Whooo! We're going to Tokyo!!" the Yeti cheered. "Now where's my 'Get to Know Japanese' guide . . ."
"Sé decir un par de palabras en japonés," said the Chupacabra.
"What do you know? You speak Spanish!!!" the Yeti shouted.
The Chupacabra gave a menacing glare. " . . . Baka . . ."
" . . ." The Yeti found his Japanese book and looked it up. "HEY!!!"
Meanwhile, back at the lodge . . .
Cyberdramon came back huffing and puffing. "I *gasp* hate *ack!* chasing *guh!* a bus!"
"Hey, close the door! I trying to take a bubble bath in here!" shouted Beelzemon from in the tub as he scrubbed his back with a scrub brush. "Where's a rubber ducky when ya need one, huh?"
" . . . Soooo, what's do you guys wanna do?" Takato wondered.
Suddenly all the Digimon, including Beelzemon had a large grin grow along their face.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Beelzemon.
"Uh-huh!!" Guilmon smiled happily, as he scooped up a bucket of water.
"Hehe! Finally, pure 100% of funness!!" Terriermon cried with glee.
"There is no such thing as the word - Oh forget it! Whatever . . . " Cyberdramon growled. "CHARGE!!!"
"SPLISH!"
"SPLASH!!"
"POW!!"
"COWABUNGA!!"
**THE END**
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It's over! And I'm sorry it took me so long to get this last chapter up . . . I blame high school. :P
Evil Geography teacher. Evil Senior students. Evil computer . . . What's a little ol' Freshman like me suppose to do?
Till next time, see ya later!
Disclaimer: Toei owns Digimon. And this is the last chapter. XD
Author's Note: Well, this is the end. The last chapter to 'Camping With The Digimon'. After this, I'll probably have a new story coming up maybe in . . . October? November? Or maybe around in December? I dunno but it seems kind of far from now. Oh well, you'll see a new story soon to make it simple to say. :P Oh yeah, thank you for ALL the reviews and comments from you people and I'm surprise because this is the first time ever for me getting over ten reviews for just one story. Hehe.
Summary: A nice and relaxing camping trip. Gathered around the campfire, listening to ghost stories, star gazing, and then sleeping with a bear next to you in the tent. Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!!! Another mischief of brought from the Digimon.
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Chapter Seven: The Joy of Camping When It's Over
" . . . Hey."
"Yeah . . .?"
" . . . Ya bored yet . . . ?"
" . . . What do you think?"
"Well I was just asking . . . What time is it anyway?"
"Time to die of boredom."
Terriermon sighed. It's hard to talk to Cyberdramon when he's in this mood.
Gatomon looked through the hole in the roof that Cyberdramon made last night to see the position of the sun. "Mmmm, I say it's about nine o'clock in the morning now. You think the bear is still out there to come back and eat us?"
"Anyone wants to stick their head out there and find out?" asked Renamon.
No one volunteered.
"Good."
"Well we could have another water war . . ." Terriermon suggested.
"Nah, we tried that and it got boring afterwards . . ." Cyberdramon answered.
"Since when can a water war get boring?! They're 100% pure wet and wild funness!!" Terriermon shouted.
"Funness isn't even a word."
"But it was fun when we poured cold water down Nehmon's pants," Terriermon commented. "Too bad I can't do that to Henry. Hehehehehehehehe!!!"
"Hey . . . This is my pants you're talking about! Do not offend the pants!" Nehmon glared through his closed eyes.
All night they've been staying in the bathing lodge to shell themselves from the bear if she returned. They all tried to sleep but sleeping in a bathtub was hard on the spine and sleeping on the tile floor was cold. There was nothing to do except sit in there all night until they're sure that the bear wouldn't return. But of course, when was that going to happen? They all had to be on guard in case if she does attack but they only had hot water and shampoo to defend themselves. (They can blind the bear with the shampoo at least :P )
Guilmon's stomach roared and grumbled. "Ooooh, I'm hungry . . . What's for breakfast?"
"Hmmm, sunny side up eggs, scrambled eggs, egg benedicts, omelets, Danish bacon, Canadian bacon, sausages, French toasts, bagels, croissants, French baguettes, banana muffins, strawberry pancakes, blueberry pancakes, blackberry pancakes, poppy seed muffins, waffles drenched in maple syrup, porridge, milk, green tea, earl gray tea, coffee, cappuccino, latte, orange juice, apple juice, pineapple juice, and the best thing of all, prune juice!!" Armadillomon listed.
"Ooh! I wanna cappuccino!!" Nehmon shouted. "And a bagel too!"
Guilmon was skeptical of this. He knew Armadillomon was always the sarcastic one. " . . . Really?"
"No, but you can have pinecones, sticks, pine needles, tree bark, and dead leaves for breakfast," Armadillomon answered. "It's healthy and zero percent in cholesterol!! MmmmmMMMmmm!!! Better than eating eggs anytime of the day!"
" . . . I think Armadillomon went nuts," Guilmon whispered to Veemon.
"Well you can have soap for breakfast," Veemon replied. "There's lots, and lots, and lots of soap in here for breakfast! Plus did you know, soap is made of animal fat so eat up!!"
"Can we change the subject? I don't wanna think about food now . . ." Cyberdramon pleaded, feeling his stomach chewing on itself.
"Food . . . Need food . . ." Guilmon grumbled.
"Guilmon shut up! You're making me hungry too . . ." Terriermon replied.
"Where's Beelzemon? Is he still out there?" Lopmon wondered.
"Apparently he hasn't returned from his 'date' yet . . ." Cyberdramon snickered, giving a cruel chuckle for Beelzemon's misfortune. "Hehehehehe."
"KNOCK!"
"KNOCK!"
"Someone's at the door!!"
"It's the bear! It's the bear!!" Patamon_F panicked.
"Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee!!! Hide! Hide!" Bokomon screamed as everyone scattered to a hiding spot in case it was a bear.
Renamon saw through this and knew it wasn't the bear. " . . . Would a bear knock on the door?"
Bokomon raised his head out of the toilet that he was hiding in. "Umm, I guess not. Hehe, false alarm everyone."
Renamon went over to the door and opened it to have something, black, ugly, dirty, and bloody pile up at her feet with a plop. "Ow! Pleh . . . em . . . esaelp . . . ?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!! That's even worse than a bear!!" Bokomon screamed as he scrunch further into the toilet bowl to hide. "Agh! Nehmon! Find your own toilet bowl to hide in!!"
Renamon kicked the thing over to see it was- "Oh, it's just Beelzemon."
Guilmon then noticed something.
"Beelzemon? Oh, he came back!" Wormmon cheered.
"Yesh but he shtinks . . . Ewwww," said Patamon, holding his nose.
He was covered in his own blood with scratches all over and his clothing were all torn up again like before.
Renamon quickly closed and locked the door and looked at Beelzemon. "So . . . How now brown cow?"
Beelzemon answered, "Ehs . . . koot . . . em . . . kcab ot reh . . . *cough*"
Renamon couldn't understand a single word. " . . . Pardon?"
"My goodness. Whatever Beelzemon went through with that bear last night has really jogged his brain," Hawkmon inferred. "He's speaking backward!"
"Beelzemon, wake up! You're back at the campground," said Renamon, trying to clear his mind by hitting him gently across the face.
"Raeb . . . yrt ot . . ." Beelzemon muttered.
Renamon hit a little bit harder. "Beelzemon wake up!"
"Ton . . . won . . . evif erom etunim . . ." Beelzemon mumbled more.
"Did he mean 'Won Ton Soup'?" Guilmon wondered. "There's soup at the bear's den?!"
"Guilmon!!" everyone shouted.
"What? I though he said Wont Ton . . ." Guilmon moaned.
" . . ." Renamon dragged the half-dead Beelzemon over to the bathtub where Hawkmon, Wormmon, Armadillomon, Veemon, and Guilmon hid as they scurried out of her way. She threw him into the bathtub with a thud.
"What's she doing?" asked Hawkmon.
"I think she's gonna shower him . . ." Armadillomon guess.
"Shower him?!" Terriermon bug eyed.
Renamon took the showering hose off its hook and started whacking Beelzemon across the head, left and right, back and forth. "Snap out of it! Don't make me try something harder!"
" Yeah, 'shower him' . . ." Veemon quoted. "Shower him with whacks and punches if you mean that."
"What the- hey! Ow! Jeez! Rena- OW! Stop it you-! OW!! Renamon please- Bwah!! Gah!!" Beelzemon then started waving and shouting in the bathtub. "I'm awake! I'm awake!! Dude I got molested and humped by a bear in one night for goodness sake!!"
" . . .Humped?" said a questionably looking Terriermon.
" . . . By a bear . . . ?" Armadillomon added, also as confused as Terriermon.
" . . . ?" Guilmon gave a questionable look.
"Ooookay . . ." Veemon nodded slowly.
"Whatever," Cyberdramon said simply.
"Ah, he's awake then," Hawkmon said gladly. "Although he may still be delirious."
Beelzemon tripped out of the tub and fell flat on the tile floor chin first. "Oi . . . That was the worse night of my life with a female . . . Ever."
"So tell us, what did the mother bear do when she dragged you there?" asked Hawkmon.
"Did the bear 'come on' to you?" asked Gatomon too, snickering at the thought of it.
"Well duh! Why do you think it dragged me back to the cave?! To eat me?!" Beelzemon took in a deep breath to calm himself from the nightmare. "Oi . . . Believe me, that bear was horny as a Horny Toad and I prefer NOT to get into details . . ."
"So the bear hit on you first?" asked Veemon.
"Who the hell would wanna hit on Beelzemon?" asked Armadillomon, also bombarding Beelzemon with questions.
"So . . . Did she 'get on' to you . . .?" Renamon wondered.
" . . . What?" Beelzemon asked.
"You know, 'jump', you?" she hinted.
"Jump . . . ?"
" . . . Did she hump you or not . . . ?" she asked impatiently.
"Yeah so . . . It's a bear's nature, right?" Beelzemon was still confused by what she meant. "To hump a guy's leg?"
" . . ."
Renamon rolled her eyes and lowered herself and whispered into his ear something incomprehensible and out of everybody's ear shot or hearing. It was something not suitable for someone like Guilmon or MarineAngemon to hear. ESPECIALLY not Calumon if you know what I mean . . . ^^;;;
Renamon finished, leaving Beelzemon with more grief on his face. "OH . . . Yeah, yeah . . . She 'jumped' me . . . Twice . . . And the third time when I tried to escape . . . Oi. Finally I made it out when she fell asleep. Too tired to try the fourth time."
"Hmm, I guess I get my fair pay on the bet and that extra 500 yen for it happening in order from you two. . ." Renamon smirked at Lopmon and Gatomon. "Thank you, Beelzemon."
"Gawd I wanna smoke now . . . BAD!!!" Beelzemon shouted. "And maybe a couple of BEERS or TWO!!"
"Ah, phooey!" Gatomon cursed as she pouted, now owing Renamon some money.
Lopmon sighed. "It was bound to happen . . . Too bad we didn't see it coming."
"And I never got anything for my troubles . . ." Terriermon pouted.
"I'll give you half of my money that I betted on you," Lopmon replied.
Terriermon's face was slapped with a large smile. "THANK YOU!!"
"Wait a minute, no one betted on me?!" Cyberdramon exclaimed as he suddenly saddened. "I . . . I'm hurt."
"What is Beelzemon talking about? Is he talking about playing leap frog?" asked MarineAngemon.
"No, it's waaaaay different than 'leap frog' . . ." Armadillomon shuddered. 'I'll never play leap frog the same way ever again because of this . . .'
"So . . . What's for breakfast?"
Wormmon then scanned the room to notice something. "Hmm, we're missing someone and Calumon . . ."
Cyberdramon then gave a curious dog-like sniff on Beelzemon. "Phew! You stink! You need a bath!!"
"No I don't!!" Beelzemon retorted. "Now leave me be as a bloody scabby piece of shit here and let me sulk . . . Ugh, where's a martini when you need one?!"
Guilmon then finally got to tell Beelzemon what he noticed first when Beelzemon came in, besides seeing all the bruises, the tears, and rips. "Hehe!"
"What?"
"X-Y-Z!!!"
"Huh?"
"EX-amine Y-our Z-ipper!!" Guilmon explained, as he rolled over laughing and went over to the "Soap Bar".
". . . Gee, and that's the one small thing pineapple-head noticed about me?" Beelzemon sighed as he zipped up his fly. "What am I? Half dead all the time and ugly?"
"Practically as always," said Terriermon.
" . . ."
" . . ." Cyberdramon suddenly gave a shifty look with a grin on his face.
"What? What are you looking at, you shin-head?!" Beelzemon uncomfortably moved away.
Cyberdramon then gave a large grin along his face. "Hehe, you'll see . . ."
" . . . ?"
Suddenly it hit Beelzemon.
" . . . !"
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Everyone marched their way through the forest. They didn't sleep all night since they had plenty of rest on the bus before. All night the Digidestines and Tamers wandered through the forest (with the 3 Stooges and Goggle-Head #2 skeptically wandering behind, still in fear of the Blair Witch) still looking for any signs of civilization. Meanwhile, the young ones grew bored . . . Ryo was in the lead when he felt his head was pelted with something.
"Ow! What the- Okay, who threw a pine cone in the back of my head?" asked Ryo, rubbing the back of it as he turned around to face Suzie and Tommy.
Both kids pointed at each other, blaming it on the other one.
" . . ." Ryo sighed as he turned around to continue walking when another one hit him in the back of the head. "Ow! Okay, who did that?!"
Kouichi, who was still holding the gurney with Kouji on it with Ken, pointed toward the kids.
"Huh?!" the kids gasped.
"Oh, so it WAS you two who threw the- Ow! What the hell?!?!" This time Ryo was pelted in the forehead while he was talking and when he looked up, he saw Kouji tossing a pinecone in his hands, playfully while sitting on the gurney.
"Took you long enough," Kouji snickered. "I got bored. Nyah! Nyah!"
" . . . Smart aleck Digidestine . . ." Ryo sneered as he calmly squatted down and picked up a pile of cones.
Kouji was smugly smiling when he heard the words, "Death from Pinecones!!!" and then suddenly being barraged and shot at with a bunch of pine cones all coming from one person and then falling off the gurney with a thud as the attack ceased.
"Hmph! That's what happen when you mess with the Legendary Tamer/Digimon King/Dimensional Hopping/Millenniummon ass whooping, Ryo Akiyama! Hahaha!" Ryo smirked proudly of his many titles and names. "Mess with me again and prepare another attack from me! Hahahaha - Ow!"
Ryo then fell head first to the ground with Rika standing behind him, tossing a pinecone in her hand playfully.
"Don't forget the Digimon Queen . . ." Rika reminded bluntly. "Hmph! Boys . . . Pathetic."
"Hey Kouji, are you going to be okay?" asked his brother.
"Why is it that when I fight and lose, it was heroically but in real life, when I fight and lose, I fall get squashed like a bug?" asked Kouji.
"How am I suppose to know? I came on to the show in the middle of the season and died somewhere right before you killed Lucemon," said Kouichi. "I wish I had more air-time on the show until they slashed me off like in those soap opera shows . . ."
"Well at least you fell short unlike in the TV show . . ." Ken implied. "Hey, how come you always end up in a falling scene on TV?"
"Will you guys knock it off?! Sheesh! It seems like there's only a couple of us who are still sane around here!" Takuya shouted.
"Shhhhh! Takuya don't shout! The Blair Witch can hear us," said Kenta.
"For goodness sake, its early bright morning in broad daylight! Why would the Blair Witch be chasing us here in the middle of a forest in JAPAN?!?!" Takuya stated with a demonic tone.
" . . . He's scarier than the Blair Witch," whispered Davis to Takato.
"We can't just keep hiking in one way," sighed Yolei. "We need to actually 'know' where we're going."
"Yeah, we're going straight," answered Takuya.
Yolei sighed again. "Look, one of us need to climb up a tree and scout the perimeters of this forest to see if there's any civilization there. Any volunteers?"
"Well I can't climb trees. Dunno how," said Takato, feeling shame.
"Got to watch over crazy Kazu here," said Davis. "Hey, Kazu, stop grabbing on to my leg like that! The witch isn't here!" as he kicked him off.
"We're too young to climb trees that high," Suzie said innocently, stating for herself, Tommy, and Cody.
'For once I'm glad I'm younger than everyone,' Cody thought quietly.
Yolei sighed the third time this morning as she thought to herself of a plan. 'Great. Well, T.K. and Kari are still in the back of the line, still holding hands - Thank god Davis hadn't noticed. Kouichi and Ken are still carrying Kouji - Oi, stupid boy who had to injure himself the second time. Plus I wouldn't even SEND Ryo up a tree because what if he tries a 'Death from Above' attack on Kouji in the trees?! Oi . . . And J.P. is too heavy to even cling on to a tree - no offense.'
"Okay it comes down to this," she announced. "Henry, Rika, Kenta, you're the only three who are eligible to climb. So which one of you are gonna climb?"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Kenta suggested.
Rika whispered something into Henry's ear and he nodded.
All three of them faced each other and assumed the position.
"Rock-"
"Paper-"
"Scissors! What the- Wha!!" Kenta shouted as Rika grabbed him by the collar of the neck and the back of his belt as she tossed him up a tree. "Yaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!"
Kenta grabbed on to the tree he was thrown against as he hung on for dear life. He looked down at Rika and Henry as he grumbled, "You two knew that I was gonna win!"
"No, we knew that YOU were going up the tree so we decided to give you a head start," Rika winked.
Henry gave a chuckle. "Good luck, Kenta."
"Yeah, 'good luck'. Good luck my butt!" Kenta mumbled as he climbed higher and higher. He reached to a suitable branch on the tree to sit on to get a good view of the whole entire forest. He gazed upon the sea of greens of trees and blue sky with clouds.
"Hmmm . . . Nothing . . ." Kenta sighed. "Hmm?"
Suddenly he saw an open spaced out area in the middle of the forest not too far off with what looks like a house. There was a civilization there! And a lake!
"Guys! There's a house near here! We're save!!" Kenta shouted.
Everyone below yips and hollered for joy.
"You sure it isn't a ginger bread house with a witch living in there?" asked Kazu who was still going insane.
"No!" Kenta shouted.
"Okay." He then went back to going insane with Davis dragging him.
"Now I just need to get down . . ." Kenta mumbled. " . . . Uh-oh."
"Kenta! Come down!" shouted Takato.
"Uh, there's a problem!" said Kenta.
"What?"
"I can't climb down!!" Kenta shouted as he clung to the branch he was on.
"Sheesh, he was able to climb up but not down. Pathetic," Yolei stated as she kicked the tree. "Don't make us leave you up there!"
"But I can't climb down!" Kenta shouted. "And stop kicking the tree!"
"Then climb down!"
"But I can't!!"
"Ugh! Someone climb up there and help him down!"
Suddenly a squirrel scrambled down to the branch Kenta was on. "Huh? Oh, what a cute little squirrel . . . At least you're able to climb down a tree without being afraid. Awww, he's smiling at me . . ."
The squirrel was baring it's teeth out with foam and drool dripping with it's eyes bulged out and red.
"What the-!! Ahhh! No! Ouch! Gah! Stop! Down! Heel! Back! Back I say! Ow! Not the face! Ahhh! Gaaaaaaahhh!!!!" Kenta screamed girl like as usual, as a squirrel fiercely attacked him. o_0;;; (Ever been attacked by a squirrel?)
Suddenly Kenta lost his handling and fell out of the tree and dropped with a thud on his back.
"Guess he could just drop out of the tree . . . It's a lot easier than climbing down," Davis stated.
"Chico!!! Chicky! Chicky! Chico!!! Chico!!! Chico!!! Chica!!" the squirrel, uh, chirped. "Chicooooooo!!!"
" . . . That's the weirdest squirrel I've ever seen in my whole entire life . . ." Takuya stared at.
"Unlike the one we see at the park in the city . . ." Cody noticed. "Or the one under our tires . . ."
"It be cute if its eyes weren't red and it's drooling . . ." Kari stated.
"Chickity! Chic! Chic! Chic! Chic! Chico!! Chico! Chico!! Chicaaaaaaaaaaa!!" the squirrel roared . . . pounding on it's chest like a gorilla.
"Okay guys, let's stop looking at the deranged 'Squirrel Warrior' and get to that lodge," said Henry. "Suzie, let's go."
"Henry, can I have a pet squirrel?" she asked.
"You can have the one at the park when we get back home."
"But I want this one," she pointed up above.
" . . . Suzie if you want 'that' one, go up there and catch it. Oh yeah, make sure you wear gloves so it doesn't bite ya."
Takato looked at his poor friend who lied half-dead.
"Hey, Kenta, you okay?" asked Takato.
Kenta was about to stand up when an acorn hit him in the forehead and sent him falling back into the ground with a thump! Takato look up to see the squirrel tossing acorns and growling as it jumped up and down. "Chicoooooo! Chica! Chica! ChicaaAAaaa!"
" . . . That's one heck of a squirrel this forest has . . ." Takato sighed. "Be great for a guard dog."
Kenta was dazed and had his glasses hanging off his face as he murmured, "Uh . . . huh."
"Hmmm. Kenta is gonna need a tetanus booster when we get back," Takato inferred as he dragged Kenta like Davis dragging Kazu. "Come on, Kenta. You'll be fine . . . traumatized by squirrels maybe, but fine at least."
They all left the 'Squirrel Warrior' of the forest to itself as they headed off to find civilization to get help. Meanwhile the Squirrel Warrior grew restless.
"ChiCo! ChIcO!! ChiCO!!! CHicA! CHiCa! ChIckY! CHicKy! ChIc! ChiC! CHiCA! ChIcO!!! ChICa!!! Raaargh!!!"
(If you wanna know what that means, it means "Don't come back you soft pink fleshy things or I'll personally crush your bones and gnaw them off into dust and sweep them under this tree!! Raaargh!!!" . . . Okay, how is a small squirrel such as him gonna do that with tiny arms? Weird, no? : S But scary, yes? )
Later, foot by foot, they reached the open campground that was full of torn and burned tents, small broken trees, and a robot sitting near the remains of a tent.
"What the hell happen here?" asked T.K.
Davis left Kazu and got a bucket of water from the lake and stood over the gibbering Kazu who was still insane. "Don't open your mouth, Kazu." Then he dumped it on Kazu's face.
"SPLASH!!"
"Pbbbt!! Ack! *hack* Agh!! *gargle* What was that for?!! I could've of drowned, ya know?!!" Kazu complained, spitting and coughing up water. "And dammit that water came from the lake!! Do you even know if that water was clean?! I swallowed some!!!"
"Well I said 'Don't open your mouth', duh!" Davis replied.
"Kenta's turn," Takato noted as he borrowed the bucket.
Kazu sat up and wiped the water off his face to see a large brown figure near a tent. "Huh? Guardromon!!"
Kazu immediately ran off to his partner who sat offline. "Hey, Guardromon. How you've been?" then noticing he was offline. "Oh. Well wake up! Come on! Up! Up! Up!" Kazu banged his fist on its head. "Online! Online! Online! Come on dude! Wake up!"
Kazu then resorted to kicking the rickety robot. "KLANG!!"
"Ooooohh!! Ah gawd that smarts! Smarts! Smarts! Smarts!!" Kazu screamed as he danced on one foot as he held the other one.
Guardromon then came online. "Huh? Oh, hello Kazu!"
"Hey Guardromon, what happen?" asked Takuya.
"Hm? I dunno, I was asleep all night," Guardrmon replied, absorbing the view of the scene around him of ripped up tent.
"You slept through 'this'?!" Kazu shouted. "How can anybody sleep through this?! It looks like a mini twister ran through here with a pack of pachyderm elephants trampling it!!"
"But you were able to sleep through during a roller coaster ride once when we went to Six Flags . . ." Guadromon reminded.
Kazu tried to remember that. "Oh yeah . . . Hehe . . . Touch'e . . . The ride wasn't that scary as I thought it was. It was like a smooth drive in a Jaguar car," he smiled.
" . . ." Guardromon replied.
"Hey, if Guardromon is here . . . Where's all the other Digimon?" asked Yolei.
"Who cares?! Look a bus!!" Davis shouted as he practically ran up to the parked bus and hugged it. "We can get out of this crazy forest and go home!!"
"But don't you even care about Veemon?!" Yolei yelled.
"Meh. He's a hassle to take care of and my paid expense is mostly devoted to his junk food supply rather than actual food!!" Davis yelled, as if trying to tell Veemon, wherever he was, that he was pain in the arse!!
"Look! Is that smoke coming from the lodge?" asked Kari, looking up at the spout on the roof.
"Hmm? No that's the Bathing Lodge so it must be steam," Guardromon informed.
"If there's steam coming from in there than the Digimon must be in there!" Zoe implied.
Davis immediately ran forward to the lodge. "VEEEEEEEEMON!!!!"
" . . . Just a second ago, didn't he just complained that Veemon was a hassle in the ass?" Kouji remembered.
"*sigh* He changes his mind easily," Ken retorted.
Davis opened the Bathing Lodge door to be greeted by the small blue puppy dog dragon who had it's arms crossed over it's chest and was tapping his foot in a annoyed way. "So I'm a hassle to ya, huh? A pain up in the spine you would say?"
"Aww, did I say that? Come on . . . Give your ol' bud a hug! I'll do anything to make it up to ya . . . I was just kidding and all . . ." said Davis trying to embrace his buddy in his arm to assure him he's still okay. Davis and Veemon gave each other a hug when-!
"SNAP!!"
"Youch!!" Davis yelped as he clasped his left ear. "What's that for?!?!"
"You said you would make it up to me," Veemon replied, having just bitten Davis' ears. "That made me feel better. I forgive ya!"
"Hehe . . ." Davis sneered. 'I'll kill ya in your sleep when we get back for this.'
"Hey what's going on?" asked T.K. with everyone following him to the door way and then suddenly noticing a scene that was beyond Veemon Davis' conflict. "What the-!!"
"Blargh!! Pbbbtt!!! Patooey! Agh! You got shampoo in my mouth you bi- *garlge*gargle*!!!" Beelzemon shouted, as his voice was literally drowned out by water.
"Hold still Beelzemon! Gotta rub that dirt off of your face!" Gatomon ordered.
"Pbbbt!! But I don't need a bath!!" Beelzemon spat.
Beelzemon was splashing in the bathtub wildly as Cyberdramon, Gatomon, Renamon, MarineAngemon, and the two Patamons were try to hold him down and wash him. Lopmon and Terriermon were carrying on a conversation about betting, Guilmon was eating soap bars with Nehmon, Armadillomon with Bokomon, Wormmon, and Hawkmon were talking about a separate conversation. Apparently about your pinky finger.
"I'm just saying that in about five centuries later, our pinky finger will shrivel and fall off because it doesn't really serves as purpose. I mean it's just an extra finger at the end of your hand," said Bokomon.
"Nuh-uh! The pinky finger DOES have a purpose," Armadillomon protested.
"What's that? The pinky finger is worthless. All it does is stick out when you try to drink a nice cup of tea and gets cut off when you use the paper shredding machine . . ." said Hawkmon.
Armadillomon smiled. "But it can also be handy to clean your ears, ya know? Like this!" Armadillomon then started to dig his last claw on his paw into his right ear and wriggled it. "Ahh, there! See? It does serve a purpose. Wow, that's a big ball of wax!"
"Ewwww . . ." Wormmon blurted.
Takato immediately ran to Guilmon and hugged him. "Guilmon! I was so worry!!"
Guilmon hiccuped a bubble in reply, "Me *hiccup* too!"
"Man, I haven't gotten to eat anything! (Well except those dried peas and powdered milk if you consider it food) . . . I'm starving! Guilmon, what did you eat this morning?" J.P. wondered.
"*hiccup* Soap! *hiccup* And lots and lots of soap!!" Guilmon grinned as he devoured another bar of soap.
" . . . Is the word 'soap' slang for something edible?"
"Lopmon!! You're here!!" Suzie screamed as she ran across to Lopmon. She stepped on a bar of soap and started slipping and sliding all the way to her partner Digimon. "Whaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Uh-oh! Watch out!" Lopmon warned as she jumped out of the way.
"Huh?" Terriermon didn't know what was going on until he saw charging Suzie coming at him. "Waaahh!!"
"CRASH!! BAM!! WHAM!!"
Suzie had crashed right into Terriermon and was happy to have at least one of them there with her. "Oh I'm so happy you're here Terriermon!! I was so bored!! I'm gonna feed ya, and bathe ya, and put bubbles in that bath of yours, and play dress up, Tea Time, and most fun of all, the Miss Pwetty Pants Treatment!!"
Terriermon was horror struck when he heard the last thing. Although the first proposal of feeding him sounded better.
"Hey, Cyberdramon! What are you guys doing to Beelzemon?" Ryo asked.
"Giving him a bath," Cyberdramon replied as he dunked Beelzemon under water again.
"*gargle**gargle*!!!"
"Hold still Beelzemon! Have to scrub your foot," said Renamon as she pulled his foot out of the water and started scrubbing the sole of his foot with a sponge that tickled him.
"Whahahahaha!! Stop it! You're tickling me!!!" Beelzemon hollered and laughed as he struggled. Then Gatomon poured a bucket of cold water over his head. "Whhhaaaa!! COLD!!!"
"This is like giving a dog a bath . . ." Patamon thought.
"Puppy!! Sit! Stay! Heel!!" Patamon_F commanded Beelzemon to do.
"Hey, I'm no dog you son of a b- AGGHHH!!! Hot! Hot! Hot!" Beelzemon screamed as Gatomon poured hot water over his head.
"Okay, since we're all here, let's get out of this crazy forest, back on the bus, and OUT of HERE!!!" Takuya ordered.
"Awww, do we have to? I'm eating here," Nehmon asked. "Back home, they probably don't have soap as good as this one. Mmmm, yummy!"
"You're an idiot, Nehmon . . ."
"Hmmm, maybe I can carry some in my pants and bring them back home with me! Oooh!!"
"I wouldn't go out there if I were you," said Wormmon.
"Why not?" asked Ken.
"There's a mother loving humping bear out there that's 'why not'!!!" Beelzemon shouted.
"She get you or something . . . ?" Davis implied, followed by a snicker. "With a little this, a little that . . . ? Ya know? Hehehehehe."
"What? Where are you getting that from?"
"You know, did you or did you not go home with that bear . . .?" Davis snickered more.
Beelzemon replied in an unpleasant way of saying, " . . . Yes."
Kouji started to fall to the ground and roll over laughing. "Oh my god!! You had sex with a bear?!?! Whahahahahahaha!! Oh this is rich!! A bear actually hit on you first?!?!?!" (A/N: It's too early in the morning for me to be thinking about something like this . . .)
"You should've played dead," Zoe advised. "She would've left you alone at least."
"Hm, I never knew you were such a 'lady's man', Beelzemon," Kazu laughed along. "And I never knew you were desperate to having the 'cha-cha dance' with a . . . Bwahahahahahahaha!!!"
A large vein popped in Beelzemon's head. "Why you punk nose kid . . . !!" He immediately jumped out of the tub, grabbed a towel to wrap around his waist, and grabbed all three boys by the collar of their shirt. "Why you son of a-!!"
"Nu-uh-uh! You're not gonna start swearing off now," Cyberdramon scolded.
"What? I was just gonna say son of a gun."
"Alright guys, reunion is over and let's get the heck out of here," Takato announced. "Pronto! Andala! Vamoose! Already I'm paranoid about being here."
"Wanna come back next year for vacation?" said Rika.
"NO!!!"
"Awww, do we have to, *hic* Takato?" Guilmon pleaded. "I had fun!"
"The bus is right out there and we can all fit on there so I see no problem of not leaving!" Takato replied.
"Alright, alright. We can go as soon as I dry myself and find my trousers," said Beelzemon as he went to go find it.
"Uh, guys . . ." said Cody, peering out through the window shades.
"What is it, Cody?" asked Armadillomon, cleaning his other ear of wax.
Yolei opened the shades for everyone to see. "What the- OH MY GOD!!!"
"Whoa!!"
The bus that the Digimon used to get to the campsite was starting it's engine and smoke fumes exhausted. Hairy old Bigfoot was driving the bus with the bus drivers hat on his head, the Blair Witch lady was wearing her sundress and straw hat as if she was going to the Bahamas, the Jersey Devil was on there too, the Chupacabra, a Leprechaun, a Yeti, a Jackalope (aww, a cute bunny with horns!), and even the mother bear too!
"SEE?! I TOLD YOU THE BLAIR WITCH EXISTS!!!" Kazu shouted, dragging Henry by the face and shoving it against the window.
"I see! I see! Now let go of me!!" Henry shouted.
"Hey, where's a camera when you need one?! I can make big bucks out of this shot!!" Ryo exclaimed.
Suzie gasps, "A cute little fuzzy bunny with horns!! Henry! Henry! Can I have one! Can I have one?!?!"
"No."
"Ah-ha!! I knew the Jersey Devil is real!! It didn't crash into electrical wires and fried!!" Davis stated.
"Hm, my tail feathers are still fried . . ." said Hawkmon.
"A Leprechaun! Quick! Someone help me catch him! If we get him, we get his pot of gold!!!" J.P. shouted gleefully.
"Uh-uh, J.P., I wouldn't go out there if the Yeti and Bigfoot was standing right there with him," Tommy quivered and hid behind him.
"Wasn't that the Jersey Devil that we ran over once?" asked Rika.
" . . . Yeah it is. It still has the face scar of Kazu's truck emblem when Guardromon hit him," said Takato.
"Man, I would hate to have a Chevy truck logo on the side of my face," Veemon pitied.
"What?! A Chevy truck is cool looking!" Kazu shouted. "It's big! It's rugged! And look at how much it can load in the rear!!"
"Sure . . . Whatever!" Veemon replied.
"Ah-ha!! I knew the Jersey Devil is real!! It didn't crash into electrical wires and fried!!" Davis stated.
"Hm, my tail feathers are still fried . . ." said Hawkmon.
"El Chupacabra!!" Kouichi exclaimed.
Veemon suddenly jumped in fury and started yelling. "Argh! It's you again!! ¿Usted se vuelve tan, eh? ¡Ahora le mataré desemejante de la vez última! Hargh!!"
"What the- Veemon, you never told me you spoke Spanish," said Davis.
"I learned some when we had to do the Spanish dub version in Mexico," said Veemon. "¡Le demostraré mi furia! ¡Usted robará mi burrito de lujo del emparedado del pollo y conseguirá nunca otra vez lejos con él!"
" . . . Ken, you're the smart one. What's he saying?!" Davis asked.
" . . . He's saying 'I'll show you my fury. Never again shall you steal my chicken deluxe sandwich burrito and get away with it' . . . Um, interesting . . ." Ken inferred.
"Veemon is mad cause of a chicken burrito?" Davis asked.
Forget the burrito! They're stealing our bus!!" Takuya shouted.
"Hey Beelzemon, you never got 'her' phone number, Hahahaha," Kouji laughed.
" . . . Shut up. Don't make me grab ya over there and drop my towel while I do so . . ." Beelzemon threatened. (A/N: *A random fangirl of Beelzemon: DROP YOUR TOWEL!!! Whoooo!!! *gasp and faint* 0_o;;;)
The bus started and was starting to drive out of the parking area. "Well there goes our ride . . ."
"Hey, where's Calumon?" asked Zoe.
"Oooh! Oooh! There! There!" Guilmon pointed frantically at the back of the bus. "SuperCalumon is back!!"
Everybody turned around to read Calumon's sign he held up from the back window.
"It says, 'Whoo! Whoo! I saved the pie lady and I'm going home! Nyah! Nyah! Hahaha!' . . ." Ken read. "He actually has a better evil laugh than I do."
Cyberdramon gave a frustrated growl as he got a sign from nowhere, and a pen, and started scribbling something on there and put it against the window. "Well read this you SuperLoserCalumon!! Ha!!"
Calumon squinted to see what it read. Shock overcame him as he madly scribbled something on the back side of the board and presented it against the window.
"You're a large demented psychotic spoony bard of a dragon you- WHAT THE?!?! HEY!! LET ME AT HIM!!!" Cyberdramon growled as he practically ripped the door open and ran after the bus. "I'll rip off that small thing you call a head of yours once I get my claws sunk into you!!! Raaaarrrggghhh!!"
"Will he be back?" asked Tommy.
"We should've asked him to bring us with him," said J.P.
"We're never going home, are we?" Suzie asked her older brother.
"No unless there's a Call Box near by to get help," said Henry.
" . . . I think I saw one down the road," said Veemon. "About 12 miles down the road."
"I can't even walk a mile," exclaimed MarineAngemon. "Cause I float! Wheee!!" As he zipped away.
On the bus, all the monsters and freaks started talking among each other.
"Hey, what's that dragon doing, chasing after us?" asked the Yeti.
"Should we stop and let the ol' laddy get on with us?" the Leprechaun suggested in an Irish accent.
Calumon jumped on the Leprechaun and shook his head in a 'no' fashion furiously. "All right, all right. We won't let him on."
"Besides, he might eat Mr. Jack de Fuzzy Wuzzy," said the Jersey Devil, referring to the Jackalope's real name.
"What about the bear?" said Bigfoot.
"Aww, sweet ol' Penelope? She won't even hurt a fly . . . Just this spring she gave birth to two cubs! They're being cubbysat, hehehehehe," the Blair Witch cackled. "Right Penelope? You wouldn't hurt a fly, would ya?"
The mother bear, Penelope, shook her head vigorously in a 'no' fashion . . . (*cough* Liar! *cough*) Not taking in account of last night's 'rough' housing . . .
"Rargh! Don't be poking your horns into my arm! I'm driving here!" Bigfoot shouted.
"¿Hey, así que donde vamos?" El Chupacabra asked, translating to
"I don't know . . . What do you think? Hey! Why not head up to Tokyo! Little Calumon can show us around since he knows the place," the Blair Witch suggested.
"Oooh! I wanna try one of those Dance, Dance, Revolution arcade games they have!!" Bigfoot grinned. "Hehe, I'm pretty good at dancin'!"
"Yet, they don't make Tap Dancing Shoes for your size . . ."
"Hmmm, I hope they don't have any electrical wires for me to crash into . . ." the Jersey Devil pondered. "Better stick low to ground."
"Whooo! We're going to Tokyo!!" the Yeti cheered. "Now where's my 'Get to Know Japanese' guide . . ."
"Sé decir un par de palabras en japonés," said the Chupacabra.
"What do you know? You speak Spanish!!!" the Yeti shouted.
The Chupacabra gave a menacing glare. " . . . Baka . . ."
" . . ." The Yeti found his Japanese book and looked it up. "HEY!!!"
Meanwhile, back at the lodge . . .
Cyberdramon came back huffing and puffing. "I *gasp* hate *ack!* chasing *guh!* a bus!"
"Hey, close the door! I trying to take a bubble bath in here!" shouted Beelzemon from in the tub as he scrubbed his back with a scrub brush. "Where's a rubber ducky when ya need one, huh?"
" . . . Soooo, what's do you guys wanna do?" Takato wondered.
Suddenly all the Digimon, including Beelzemon had a large grin grow along their face.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Beelzemon.
"Uh-huh!!" Guilmon smiled happily, as he scooped up a bucket of water.
"Hehe! Finally, pure 100% of funness!!" Terriermon cried with glee.
"There is no such thing as the word - Oh forget it! Whatever . . . " Cyberdramon growled. "CHARGE!!!"
"SPLISH!"
"SPLASH!!"
"POW!!"
"COWABUNGA!!"
**THE END**
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It's over! And I'm sorry it took me so long to get this last chapter up . . . I blame high school. :P
Evil Geography teacher. Evil Senior students. Evil computer . . . What's a little ol' Freshman like me suppose to do?
Till next time, see ya later!