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Su and Sarah continued speeding down the dark tunnel on Su's Mecha Tama Chan hover craft. "How much longer?" yelled Sarah over the roar of the engine. "soon soon, soon soon." Su Yelled back in a sing song voice, as she turned a sharp right that almost caused Sara to fall off.
They had been mapping the many tunnels of the hinita house, when they discovered a tunnel that seemed to go on forever. The returned on the hover turtle and had been speeding down the tunnel for five minutes, at a speed equal to mach 2.
Su finally came to a stop at what they hoped was the end of the tunnel. A ladder led straight up to a trap door where light filtered in.
"After you." Su said, performing an elaborate bow as she allowed Sarah to pass.
A tall dark blond teenage boy was lounging in his bedroom, going over a magazine article when he noticed something odd, there was a little girls head poking out of his dresser drawer.
"Ahem?" he coughed and got here attention. At this point she proceeded to ask him a question in Japanese, which he didn't understand. "Sorry but I speak English." He said, figuring she wouldn't understand him either. "Oh you do?" said the little blond. She climbed out of his bottom drawer fallowed by a dark skinned Indian looking girl about the boy's age. "Um, where did you two come from?" asked the boy with a sweat drop on the back of his head. "Hi, my name is Sarah, may I ask your name and where we are?" Sarah asked putting on her best, "talking to grown ups" voice and face. "Uh yeah, I'm Alex and this is my room." He gestured to the messy room around them. A small weasel with large eyes crawled out from under Alex's blanket. "Oh, that's dizzy." He added as the Indian girl picked up the gray rodent with delight. "Listen you doof!" yelled Sarah. "I want to know what state we're in, what country or city!" "Oh sorry, I'm a bit slow on these things; you're in plain city, Utah." "UTAH!!!" screamed Sarah with a look of shock on her face. "Yeah that's how most people react when the get here." Alex said with a shrug. "No no! You don't understand, we just came from Japan!" Up till this point Su had been pretty confused, by the tall man and his weasel, but then she saw something that made her forget everything around her, a fluffy orange cat. "KITTY!!!!" she screamed in Japanese as she launched herself at the cat. In a move faster then the eye could fallow, Alex zipped across the room, caught Su by her shirt and held her away from his cat. "Wow your fast." Su said surprised at being caught. Sarah repeated this so Alex would understand and then added, "It's been fun but we have to go now." She took Su's hand and led her to dresser. "Come on Su, the Mormons are crazy in this state." She tossed Su down the drawer, but before she could go Alex spoke up. "Um Sarah, excuse me." "What?" "Um. well, I've always wanted to go to Japan, do you think maybe, you could take me?" He smiled winningly. "Well... lemme talk it over with Su." She ducked down the drawer and held a whispered conversation with Su, Not that whispering was needed, and Alex still didn't understand Japanese. "Well?" he asked as the whispering stopped. A lasso shot up and around Alex and pulled him down into his drawer, slamming it shut behind him. "We don't have any room on board so you'll have to run behind us, hope you can run real fast." Sarah said with an evil smile. "Wha!" Alex thought for a moment they might be kidding. They took off down the tunnel with Alex screaming behind, the screaming stopped only when the turned and Alex hit a wall. Sarah didn't know why but she enjoyed torturing this boy as much as she did Keitaro.
"Ok you just sit here, we'll be right back." Sarah pushed Alex onto the couch in the main entrance of the dorm, and dashed off with Su to get a translator device for him so Sarah wouldn't have to. Alex sat back trying to regain his senses after being drug in a tunnel that led under the ocean at a high speed. Sarah was amazed but somehow, Alex had picked himself up after the stopped and was still in one piece. He was almost like Keitaro!
Shinobu was carrying a loud of wash through the front entryway when she tripped on the rug and landed on the couch, and Alex.
She didn't notice him and pulled a shirt off her head, she was covered in a pile of laundry. She then felt something grab her left cheek (And I don't mean the one on her face) EEEEEEEEEEEEK! She shrieked as she rocketed out of the pile. Kitsune, Naru, Motoko, And Keitaro all arrived on the scene within seconds. "Shinobu what's the matter?" Keitaro asked when he saw her looking at the cloths pile terrified. "Urashima, what did you do!?" demanded Motoko as she held her sword to his neck. "Nothing I swear!!!!" he yelled "Really he's been with me studying all morning." Naru said, kind of surprised. "Something in that pile grabbed me!" whimpered Shinobu as she regained her voice. "DIE EVIL BEAST!" screamed Motoko as she shot a blast of Ki at the pile. "AHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Alex shot out of the pile and blasted into the wall. "Who is that!" everyone asked at the same time as they looked confused at the teen with a pair of panties on his head and spirals for eyes.
He sat up rubbing his head, and then discovering the panties, removing them, at which point he noticed the group and cheerfully waved. The Girls (not counting Shinobu) all grew very dark and demonic looking as the loomed over Alex. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?" They demanded as they scared Alex beyond any hope of answering correctly. Keitaro smiled getting a sweat drop, relieved as he thought, "wow so this is what it looks like looking in on my beatings." "Alex looked terrified as he tried to answer them, but knowing only English, only Keitaro and Naru understood him, and not very well at that. "No really, I'm sorry about whatever I did! I was just sitting here and this pile fell on me from no where, and I tried to push some of it off me, and I heard this scream and I was too scared to climb out of the pile and, DON'T KILL MEEEEE!" Alex babbled until he broke down with a slight sob, thus was the influence of the dark vibes flowing from Kitsune, Motoko, and Naru. Naru blinked, confused at having understood part of that. "Did he just say his mother was a web footed golfer?" asked keitaro, not being too great at English. "Of corse not you idiot, he said it was an accident and that he didn't know it was Shinobu, He was just trying to push the laundry off him." Naru translated. "That still doesn't answer why he's here, he came in without permission." Kitsune soon had Alex tied up and hung behind a podium. She (in her best lawyer suit) stood next to him and said in pure Japanese (which meant Alex was getting more and more worried) "the defendant has been charged with one count of breaking and entering, two counts of perverted behavior, and one count of having a messy hair style, how do you plead?" she asked him. "What the heck are you asking me?" Yelled Alex getting very aggravated as no one would speak to him in English. "The defendant has pleaded guilty!" announced kitsune, "bailiff, do with him what you will." Motoko stood forward and with a mighty sweep of her sword, sent Alex flying through the roof and into orbit. After a few moments everyone went back to what they were doing, except shinobu, after putting the laundry on the wire, she sat and watched the sky, "Who was that stranger, and why did she want to know him better?"
"Awww, Motoko! Why'd you have to go and launch our American into orbit?" Whined Su as she heard what happened to Al.
The girls were all in the bath while Keitaro (determined not to get hurt) had tied himself to the couch and was watching T.V.
"Well he touched Shinobu, and he didn't belong in a girl's dorm anyway!" Motoko said, not at all caring.
Su and Sarah had explained to the girls about why Alex had been there, and Su said she had planed to keep him as a pet, but had been disappointed to find out what had happened to him after they had left.
"Listen Su, you couldn't have had that boy as a pet anyway, he has a family, and keeping humans as pets is not something that is looked happily to." Naru explained. "You see?"
"I guess so." Su said, clearly disappointed none the less.
At which point a familiar sound was heard, getting closer and closer every second.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splosh! Alex had finally landed, directly in the girl's bath. The girls looked at him for a moment, then realizing he was out cold, decided not to kill him, mainly because Su, and Sarah had jumped in him and drug him inside, ready to try Su's translating pill as soon as he awoke.
"What are we going to do about this?" asked Naru. "We can't let him stay here, he's a guy, and we already have one." "Well Keitaro is hardly a guy." Kitsune put in. "let's just see how this turns out." "Well ok, hey, where's Shinobu?" Naru asked, noticing the indigo haired girl's disappearance.
Su and Sarah continued speeding down the dark tunnel on Su's Mecha Tama Chan hover craft. "How much longer?" yelled Sarah over the roar of the engine. "soon soon, soon soon." Su Yelled back in a sing song voice, as she turned a sharp right that almost caused Sara to fall off.
They had been mapping the many tunnels of the hinita house, when they discovered a tunnel that seemed to go on forever. The returned on the hover turtle and had been speeding down the tunnel for five minutes, at a speed equal to mach 2.
Su finally came to a stop at what they hoped was the end of the tunnel. A ladder led straight up to a trap door where light filtered in.
"After you." Su said, performing an elaborate bow as she allowed Sarah to pass.
A tall dark blond teenage boy was lounging in his bedroom, going over a magazine article when he noticed something odd, there was a little girls head poking out of his dresser drawer.
"Ahem?" he coughed and got here attention. At this point she proceeded to ask him a question in Japanese, which he didn't understand. "Sorry but I speak English." He said, figuring she wouldn't understand him either. "Oh you do?" said the little blond. She climbed out of his bottom drawer fallowed by a dark skinned Indian looking girl about the boy's age. "Um, where did you two come from?" asked the boy with a sweat drop on the back of his head. "Hi, my name is Sarah, may I ask your name and where we are?" Sarah asked putting on her best, "talking to grown ups" voice and face. "Uh yeah, I'm Alex and this is my room." He gestured to the messy room around them. A small weasel with large eyes crawled out from under Alex's blanket. "Oh, that's dizzy." He added as the Indian girl picked up the gray rodent with delight. "Listen you doof!" yelled Sarah. "I want to know what state we're in, what country or city!" "Oh sorry, I'm a bit slow on these things; you're in plain city, Utah." "UTAH!!!" screamed Sarah with a look of shock on her face. "Yeah that's how most people react when the get here." Alex said with a shrug. "No no! You don't understand, we just came from Japan!" Up till this point Su had been pretty confused, by the tall man and his weasel, but then she saw something that made her forget everything around her, a fluffy orange cat. "KITTY!!!!" she screamed in Japanese as she launched herself at the cat. In a move faster then the eye could fallow, Alex zipped across the room, caught Su by her shirt and held her away from his cat. "Wow your fast." Su said surprised at being caught. Sarah repeated this so Alex would understand and then added, "It's been fun but we have to go now." She took Su's hand and led her to dresser. "Come on Su, the Mormons are crazy in this state." She tossed Su down the drawer, but before she could go Alex spoke up. "Um Sarah, excuse me." "What?" "Um. well, I've always wanted to go to Japan, do you think maybe, you could take me?" He smiled winningly. "Well... lemme talk it over with Su." She ducked down the drawer and held a whispered conversation with Su, Not that whispering was needed, and Alex still didn't understand Japanese. "Well?" he asked as the whispering stopped. A lasso shot up and around Alex and pulled him down into his drawer, slamming it shut behind him. "We don't have any room on board so you'll have to run behind us, hope you can run real fast." Sarah said with an evil smile. "Wha!" Alex thought for a moment they might be kidding. They took off down the tunnel with Alex screaming behind, the screaming stopped only when the turned and Alex hit a wall. Sarah didn't know why but she enjoyed torturing this boy as much as she did Keitaro.
"Ok you just sit here, we'll be right back." Sarah pushed Alex onto the couch in the main entrance of the dorm, and dashed off with Su to get a translator device for him so Sarah wouldn't have to. Alex sat back trying to regain his senses after being drug in a tunnel that led under the ocean at a high speed. Sarah was amazed but somehow, Alex had picked himself up after the stopped and was still in one piece. He was almost like Keitaro!
Shinobu was carrying a loud of wash through the front entryway when she tripped on the rug and landed on the couch, and Alex.
She didn't notice him and pulled a shirt off her head, she was covered in a pile of laundry. She then felt something grab her left cheek (And I don't mean the one on her face) EEEEEEEEEEEEK! She shrieked as she rocketed out of the pile. Kitsune, Naru, Motoko, And Keitaro all arrived on the scene within seconds. "Shinobu what's the matter?" Keitaro asked when he saw her looking at the cloths pile terrified. "Urashima, what did you do!?" demanded Motoko as she held her sword to his neck. "Nothing I swear!!!!" he yelled "Really he's been with me studying all morning." Naru said, kind of surprised. "Something in that pile grabbed me!" whimpered Shinobu as she regained her voice. "DIE EVIL BEAST!" screamed Motoko as she shot a blast of Ki at the pile. "AHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Alex shot out of the pile and blasted into the wall. "Who is that!" everyone asked at the same time as they looked confused at the teen with a pair of panties on his head and spirals for eyes.
He sat up rubbing his head, and then discovering the panties, removing them, at which point he noticed the group and cheerfully waved. The Girls (not counting Shinobu) all grew very dark and demonic looking as the loomed over Alex. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?" They demanded as they scared Alex beyond any hope of answering correctly. Keitaro smiled getting a sweat drop, relieved as he thought, "wow so this is what it looks like looking in on my beatings." "Alex looked terrified as he tried to answer them, but knowing only English, only Keitaro and Naru understood him, and not very well at that. "No really, I'm sorry about whatever I did! I was just sitting here and this pile fell on me from no where, and I tried to push some of it off me, and I heard this scream and I was too scared to climb out of the pile and, DON'T KILL MEEEEE!" Alex babbled until he broke down with a slight sob, thus was the influence of the dark vibes flowing from Kitsune, Motoko, and Naru. Naru blinked, confused at having understood part of that. "Did he just say his mother was a web footed golfer?" asked keitaro, not being too great at English. "Of corse not you idiot, he said it was an accident and that he didn't know it was Shinobu, He was just trying to push the laundry off him." Naru translated. "That still doesn't answer why he's here, he came in without permission." Kitsune soon had Alex tied up and hung behind a podium. She (in her best lawyer suit) stood next to him and said in pure Japanese (which meant Alex was getting more and more worried) "the defendant has been charged with one count of breaking and entering, two counts of perverted behavior, and one count of having a messy hair style, how do you plead?" she asked him. "What the heck are you asking me?" Yelled Alex getting very aggravated as no one would speak to him in English. "The defendant has pleaded guilty!" announced kitsune, "bailiff, do with him what you will." Motoko stood forward and with a mighty sweep of her sword, sent Alex flying through the roof and into orbit. After a few moments everyone went back to what they were doing, except shinobu, after putting the laundry on the wire, she sat and watched the sky, "Who was that stranger, and why did she want to know him better?"
"Awww, Motoko! Why'd you have to go and launch our American into orbit?" Whined Su as she heard what happened to Al.
The girls were all in the bath while Keitaro (determined not to get hurt) had tied himself to the couch and was watching T.V.
"Well he touched Shinobu, and he didn't belong in a girl's dorm anyway!" Motoko said, not at all caring.
Su and Sarah had explained to the girls about why Alex had been there, and Su said she had planed to keep him as a pet, but had been disappointed to find out what had happened to him after they had left.
"Listen Su, you couldn't have had that boy as a pet anyway, he has a family, and keeping humans as pets is not something that is looked happily to." Naru explained. "You see?"
"I guess so." Su said, clearly disappointed none the less.
At which point a familiar sound was heard, getting closer and closer every second.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splosh! Alex had finally landed, directly in the girl's bath. The girls looked at him for a moment, then realizing he was out cold, decided not to kill him, mainly because Su, and Sarah had jumped in him and drug him inside, ready to try Su's translating pill as soon as he awoke.
"What are we going to do about this?" asked Naru. "We can't let him stay here, he's a guy, and we already have one." "Well Keitaro is hardly a guy." Kitsune put in. "let's just see how this turns out." "Well ok, hey, where's Shinobu?" Naru asked, noticing the indigo haired girl's disappearance.