Disclaimer- I don't own love hina, not mine. No. I am not some
guy named ken. I never made a movie. I wish had keitaro's life
though.
Authors note: ok, a word to note, I'm not some creepy pedophile,
this story takes place after keitaro's first year at hinita
house so shinobu is well within my age group. I've always felt
bad that shinobu loves keitaro so much and will lose him to naru
in the end that I had to write this in her defense.
By the way, I have read past the book where keitaro and the
girls take their test for the second time. Ok, R&R I will not
keep writing, on with the story.
Alex smiled, he liked Keitaro's friends, Hatani and Shiri seemed
nice enough, and they even tried to help keitaro work out his
feelings for Naru.
"Come on buddy, drink up! Confession is the first step!" Hatani
laughed evilly as he poured more booze down Keitaro's gullet.
"Yeah and we're not tapeing it to blackmail you later, we're
tapeing it so you remember." Shiri said reading off the script
that hatini had provided him.
At first Alex had worried, but then he realized that if a fall
like the one that had brought him here didn't kill him, booze
wouldn't either.
He leaned back in the armchair and tried to remember the feeling
of two soft lips upon his own. His face grew red at the memory,
if only it wasn't fallowed by memory of the pain of motokos
sword.
He sighed as he watched keitaro begin his happy drunk dance.
"Who are you?" he whispered to the mystery girl.
Back at the inn, kitsune had begun her happy drunk dance in the
hot springs, with Su and Sarah dancing with her.
Shinobu sat to the side, washing quietly as she was lost in
thought.
"I love sempa but he loves Naru, plus he's too old for me and it
would be illegal, so why am I still so torn between them!?!?"
she slapped the water in frustration and splashed Su, Sarah, and
Kitsune.
"Big mistake." Kitsune said as her pupils disappeared and the
three girls got classic anime Pissed faces.
Shinobu raised her gaze from the water seeing them.
"Oh fuc-.."
SPALOOSH!!
Alex and Keitaro stumbled down the street, Alex holding his nose
due to keitaro smelling like kitsune in the morning,
(Her breath could kill a yak at twenty yards they say.)
"Alesh, you're the vest guy, (hic) the vest guy I know, and you
can stay (hiccup) wiv ush any time."
"Uh thanks Keitaro, now quit fondling that lamppost people are
starting to stare.
At this point the stopped and listened, a noise was getting
closer, a scream.
Their eyes went up to the direction of the sound and they saw a
little pink ball flying right at them! Before a thought could
cross Alex's mind to move, POW!
Alex sat up rubbing his nose where the hard object had hit, and
then looked at the heavy object in his lap.
"AHHH! " Alex yelped as he covered his nose, Shinobu had landed
on him, NAKED!!!
Keitaro was out cold due to the booze and Shinobu was due to
hitting the atmosphere and passing out.
"How the hell did that happen?" Alex wondered.
Back at hinita inn Naru scolded Su,
"Su that super soaker you made is too strong, who knows where
Shinobu landed, now give it to me so I can use it on keitaro
when he needs to be shot."
Back with Al,
Alex wrapped Shinobu in his coat, glad he had worn swim trunks
under his jeans today.
He looked at her peaceful form, in his jeans and coat, both far
too large for her, but it was better then him dragging a drunk
and a naked girl around.
He then looked keitaro who had woken up now and was frenching a
mailbox, thinking it was Naru.
Alex sighed and was about to take Keitaro and drag him away when
he heard a noise.
He turned to face the alley in which the noise had originated.
Four shadowy figures emerged, very large and deadly looking.
"Well hello there, what do we have here, a little girl being
taken advantage off in the dark by two drunk thugs, we should
rescue her, right boys?"
"Yeah, and then we do her, right boss?" asked the stupid one in
the group.
The boss smacked the stupid one, and then advanced towards
Keitaro and Alex.
"Aw shit." Alex looked left and right, seeing no help coming he
set Shinobu on a bench and balled his hands into fists.
"Oh what, ya gonna fight us now?" laughed one of the punks.
The punk lunged and caught Alex with a left hook, causing Alex
to fall back a step; he then swung at the punk, catching him in
the gut, winding him.
Punk # two came at Alex with a switch blade while punk # three
went for keitaro.
Keitaro, thinking the guy was after Narumailbox, swung hard and
took him sown in one hit, by missing and sending, himself into
the thug.
The two of them hit the trashcans and were out.
The remaining three leaped on Alex, Two of them holding his arms
while the third punched him.
"Can't let, them, WIN!" Alex yelled as he summoned up some
adrenalin and threw one into the one who was punching him.
The third one through Alex into a headlock as Alex gasped for
air.
"If I lose, they'll take poor Shinobu, I can't let that happen!"
thought Alex as he took blow after blow and kept standing up
when they knocked him down.
He fought on, but lacking any real fighting skills, he got worse
then he gave, but still he fought, using whatever came to hand,
trashcan, rock, keitaro.
He fought the blackness that tried to engulf him as he got
beaten,
"Must save, Shinobu!"
Ok, R&R and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net , I hope that
the next chap turns out ok, this one was painful for me.
Try to E-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net if you can.
guy named ken. I never made a movie. I wish had keitaro's life
though.
Authors note: ok, a word to note, I'm not some creepy pedophile,
this story takes place after keitaro's first year at hinita
house so shinobu is well within my age group. I've always felt
bad that shinobu loves keitaro so much and will lose him to naru
in the end that I had to write this in her defense.
By the way, I have read past the book where keitaro and the
girls take their test for the second time. Ok, R&R I will not
keep writing, on with the story.
Alex smiled, he liked Keitaro's friends, Hatani and Shiri seemed
nice enough, and they even tried to help keitaro work out his
feelings for Naru.
"Come on buddy, drink up! Confession is the first step!" Hatani
laughed evilly as he poured more booze down Keitaro's gullet.
"Yeah and we're not tapeing it to blackmail you later, we're
tapeing it so you remember." Shiri said reading off the script
that hatini had provided him.
At first Alex had worried, but then he realized that if a fall
like the one that had brought him here didn't kill him, booze
wouldn't either.
He leaned back in the armchair and tried to remember the feeling
of two soft lips upon his own. His face grew red at the memory,
if only it wasn't fallowed by memory of the pain of motokos
sword.
He sighed as he watched keitaro begin his happy drunk dance.
"Who are you?" he whispered to the mystery girl.
Back at the inn, kitsune had begun her happy drunk dance in the
hot springs, with Su and Sarah dancing with her.
Shinobu sat to the side, washing quietly as she was lost in
thought.
"I love sempa but he loves Naru, plus he's too old for me and it
would be illegal, so why am I still so torn between them!?!?"
she slapped the water in frustration and splashed Su, Sarah, and
Kitsune.
"Big mistake." Kitsune said as her pupils disappeared and the
three girls got classic anime Pissed faces.
Shinobu raised her gaze from the water seeing them.
"Oh fuc-.."
SPALOOSH!!
Alex and Keitaro stumbled down the street, Alex holding his nose
due to keitaro smelling like kitsune in the morning,
(Her breath could kill a yak at twenty yards they say.)
"Alesh, you're the vest guy, (hic) the vest guy I know, and you
can stay (hiccup) wiv ush any time."
"Uh thanks Keitaro, now quit fondling that lamppost people are
starting to stare.
At this point the stopped and listened, a noise was getting
closer, a scream.
Their eyes went up to the direction of the sound and they saw a
little pink ball flying right at them! Before a thought could
cross Alex's mind to move, POW!
Alex sat up rubbing his nose where the hard object had hit, and
then looked at the heavy object in his lap.
"AHHH! " Alex yelped as he covered his nose, Shinobu had landed
on him, NAKED!!!
Keitaro was out cold due to the booze and Shinobu was due to
hitting the atmosphere and passing out.
"How the hell did that happen?" Alex wondered.
Back at hinita inn Naru scolded Su,
"Su that super soaker you made is too strong, who knows where
Shinobu landed, now give it to me so I can use it on keitaro
when he needs to be shot."
Back with Al,
Alex wrapped Shinobu in his coat, glad he had worn swim trunks
under his jeans today.
He looked at her peaceful form, in his jeans and coat, both far
too large for her, but it was better then him dragging a drunk
and a naked girl around.
He then looked keitaro who had woken up now and was frenching a
mailbox, thinking it was Naru.
Alex sighed and was about to take Keitaro and drag him away when
he heard a noise.
He turned to face the alley in which the noise had originated.
Four shadowy figures emerged, very large and deadly looking.
"Well hello there, what do we have here, a little girl being
taken advantage off in the dark by two drunk thugs, we should
rescue her, right boys?"
"Yeah, and then we do her, right boss?" asked the stupid one in
the group.
The boss smacked the stupid one, and then advanced towards
Keitaro and Alex.
"Aw shit." Alex looked left and right, seeing no help coming he
set Shinobu on a bench and balled his hands into fists.
"Oh what, ya gonna fight us now?" laughed one of the punks.
The punk lunged and caught Alex with a left hook, causing Alex
to fall back a step; he then swung at the punk, catching him in
the gut, winding him.
Punk # two came at Alex with a switch blade while punk # three
went for keitaro.
Keitaro, thinking the guy was after Narumailbox, swung hard and
took him sown in one hit, by missing and sending, himself into
the thug.
The two of them hit the trashcans and were out.
The remaining three leaped on Alex, Two of them holding his arms
while the third punched him.
"Can't let, them, WIN!" Alex yelled as he summoned up some
adrenalin and threw one into the one who was punching him.
The third one through Alex into a headlock as Alex gasped for
air.
"If I lose, they'll take poor Shinobu, I can't let that happen!"
thought Alex as he took blow after blow and kept standing up
when they knocked him down.
He fought on, but lacking any real fighting skills, he got worse
then he gave, but still he fought, using whatever came to hand,
trashcan, rock, keitaro.
He fought the blackness that tried to engulf him as he got
beaten,
"Must save, Shinobu!"
Ok, R&R and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net , I hope that
the next chap turns out ok, this one was painful for me.
Try to E-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net if you can.