Disclaimer- what would happen if I did own love hina? Would you believe me?
Neither would I, because I don't.

Author's note- Geez what a morning, three updates! Which probably
means you won't see anymore till next month hahaha kidding, (I hope).

Shinobu awoke to find herself in cloths too big for her, lying on the
old beat up couch with Mutsumi sitting next to her.
"Oh my, oh my, are you awake now Shinobu Chan?"
"Um yes, whose cloths are these?"
"Why Alexander's of course."
"WHAA!?" Shinobu sat up and blush bright red.
Mutsumi Explained (to the best of her ability) what had happened, and
then upon comparing it to a liddio kun episode that never was, passed
out by tripping on the rug.
Shinobu went upstairs, Mutsumi's words ringing in her ears.
"Well when Su shot you out of the hot springs, you landed on Alexander
and were out cold. You were naked so he put his cloths on you. Then
some thugs wanted to rape you so he and kei kun tried to fight them,
but kei kun was out cold within minutes. Alexander fought on,
protecting your chastity at the cost of his own life."
When mutsumi had said this, shinobu almost shattered.
"but then just as the thugs had him down, Seta san came by in his van
and saved you all!"
Shinobu had the urge to kill mutsumi for scaring her like that.
"Seta san brought you all back, and now Alexander is in Kei kun's room
being tended too, looks like the one with the blade did get him, like
in that episode of liddo kun when.."
Shinobu had gotten up to leave at that point.
She wandered through the Inn in a daze, "Alex and Sempa, Both got hurt
because of me." She started to cry, and went into her room, not
bothering to turn on the lights.

Alex winced as Haruka swabbed his cuts with alcohol,
"ow, man that's worse the the knife was." He moaned.
"oh quit your whining you big baby, I'm almost done."
Alex looked around at the residents of the Inn, looking at him
worried.
He had told the parts of the story he remembered, and Seta filled in
the rest, but the story had the unexpected effect of making Alex a
Hero in the eyes of the girls.
"um. can someone tell me how Shinobu is doing?" he asked.
"sure!" Su said as she energetically (more so then usual) jumped up
and ran out of the room.
"So Alexander, I suppose that you'll be marrying Shinobu soon?" asked
Motoko.
"WHAT? Why would I do that?"
"you saved her, it's your duty."
"Where the hell do the laws state that?"
"so you don't like her? Su then?" asked kitsune.
"NO! I mean, I don't not like either of them, I just don't want to
merry Shinobu, I mean come on, at least let me ask her out." He then
froze in horror at what he just blurted.
"So you DO like her!" Kitsune smiled.
"Wait! Don't tell her please!"
"I don't know."

meanwhile, Naru was tending to Keitaro's head,
"How dare you French a mailbox and pretend it's me, you henti!"
She glared, but didn't hit him, in a way she was kind of flattered
that it was her he would think about when drunk, not mutsumi or
kitsune.

At this point, Su bounced in and Yelled, "I FOUND A NOTE!!!!"
Smiling like a dog with a bone, she handed it to motoko who read it
aloud,

Dear friends,

You've all been so good to me, but I see that all I cause is pain to
those I love, this evening, Sempa and Alex almost got killed defending
me when I had caused myself to be out cold, so I'm going home.
My parents may not be happy to see me (another mouth to feed and all)
but it's the only place I have left because I'd rather not harm anyone
else I love.

Sincerely,
Shinobu

OH NO, how can she leave? Where will she go? what will she do?
Will Naru have to cook from now on? R&R and e-mail me at
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