Disclaimer- I imagine that if I did own love Hina, it wouldn't be nearly as
funny, and most likely there would not be a section on fanfic.net devoted
to it.
Authors note: hi All, bet you want to read my story's new chapter
don't cha?
Well first I have some prattle to drop on you.
1st off, some shout outs to my homies at SAFFL (Shinobu Fan Fiction
Authors League), You guys are great authors and I hope your reading my
stuff so you can tell me where I screwed up.
Second, I'd like to thank the rest of my reviewers, be you big or
small; you rock, and keep reviewing.
Gah! I am a review whore.
Mitsune- excuse me Alexander Chan but aren't you forgetting something?
AL- HEY! How'd you get here?
Shiri- Why do you bother to ask?
AL- good point, HEY WAIT A MINUTE! HOW"D YOU GET HERE? THIS IS THE AUTHORS NOTE SECTION, GET OUT!
Haitani- So come on, apologize to the readers.
AL- For what?
Mitsune- Alexander Chan, you know what.
AL- WHAT? Oh, that? Ok, sorry to those offended by having sweet innocent little shinobu nearly say the F word. I figure, this girls so quite and kind that she's gotta have some anger issues so expect her to do a couple things not expected, including swearing. Ok then, now what?
Mitsune- Get on with the fic Alexander Chan.
Al- oh right.
The dock was unusually gloomy and foreboding this evening. A young girl sat on a bench, this was not the best time of night to be alone in Hinita, but she didn't care, she could get hit by a train and not care, as long as everyone else was safe.
The Hinita House was nearly silent, save for a dull thumping noise. Alex hopped down the hallway trying to find the kitchen. "Damnit, where is a knife when I need one?" He grumbled as he hopped He stopped at the tip of the third story staircase looking down, almost losing balance due to the ropes that were tied around him, and preventing the use of his arms. The girls had decided that the knife wound in Alex's gut meant he wasn't in any shape to search for the missing Shinobu, but they hadn't counted on the fact that Alex could heal fast and he also could hop out of Naru's room, (where the left him tied up to keep him safe.)
A light breeze sent him crashing down the staircase, off the railing and into Su's room, Where he abruptly landed in a pond with Su's Albino Crocodile.
"Eep!" (That was Al not the croc) "ROAR!!!!" (guess who this was) "AHHHHH!!" (ok I'll give you a hint, this one was not a croc) Alex froze, thinking "if he didn't move, it would attack him". This plan was good, but not good enough.
The croc lunged at Al and fell back; just far enough that the Croc snapped his ropes clean through. "YES!" Alex cheered as he lifted his arms into the air, then, remembering the problem at hand, screamed and shot of the water like it was filled with, well, crocodiles.
Alex ran through Su's jungle, slipped on a banana peel and crashed into a booth. The glass door closed and he felt himself get even more frightened. "Where are you my angel?" He asked as a dark mist filled the booth.
At this moment, the indigo haired angel had begun to cry again, sitting on her suitcase waiting for the early boat.
Keitaro felt his skull crack as his head plowed into the wall of Seta's van. "Why couldn't we go with Haruka's group?" moaned Naru as she felt the passenger's seatbelt cut into her waist. The gang had split up and was searching the city for their long lost friend, but so far no one had had any luck. The van crashed over the curb again and into a lamppost "Ugh, Alex is so lucky he's safe at the Inn.
Safe was the last word Alex would use to describe his situation at the moment. When the gas had faded and the booth opened, he had felt fine, till he caught site of himself in a mirror. It had taken him a minute to get used to his new wolf ears and long bushy tail, but in truth, he had drawn himself like a cat a lot, so this wasn't much different.
He had then found a device called "Naru's Rage in a box." With a do not open label. So of course he opened it. A fist shot out and sent our hero through the roof and soaring above the city. "Ohcrapohcrapohcrap, oh please don't let me die!" he begged the gods as he continued to float above the city waiting for gravity to kick in. Then something caught his eye, a boat in the harbor, and a small figure walking up the gang plank. He didn't know how he knew, but he knew it had to be Shinobu. Alex then did what would go down as one of the stupidest things that ever came out of a good idea, he pulled on his jacket and attempted to steer himself while he fell. It worked, but the end result was him nose diving onto and through the deck of the ship, going through each deck and out the bottom.
Shinobu Stared in shock, was that Alex? A soggy teenager pulling himself onto the dock was her answer. "Alex!" Shinobu squealed, mortified. "Shinobu!" coughed Alex as he tried to stand.
The boat sank into the depths of the harbor while the crew abandoned ship, and two were oblivious to it all.
Man do I suck for leaving you here? Well no worries, If all gos well my next chapter will be up tonight as well, sayonara. R&R and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net
Authors note: hi All, bet you want to read my story's new chapter
don't cha?
Well first I have some prattle to drop on you.
1st off, some shout outs to my homies at SAFFL (Shinobu Fan Fiction
Authors League), You guys are great authors and I hope your reading my
stuff so you can tell me where I screwed up.
Second, I'd like to thank the rest of my reviewers, be you big or
small; you rock, and keep reviewing.
Gah! I am a review whore.
Mitsune- excuse me Alexander Chan but aren't you forgetting something?
AL- HEY! How'd you get here?
Shiri- Why do you bother to ask?
AL- good point, HEY WAIT A MINUTE! HOW"D YOU GET HERE? THIS IS THE AUTHORS NOTE SECTION, GET OUT!
Haitani- So come on, apologize to the readers.
AL- For what?
Mitsune- Alexander Chan, you know what.
AL- WHAT? Oh, that? Ok, sorry to those offended by having sweet innocent little shinobu nearly say the F word. I figure, this girls so quite and kind that she's gotta have some anger issues so expect her to do a couple things not expected, including swearing. Ok then, now what?
Mitsune- Get on with the fic Alexander Chan.
Al- oh right.
The dock was unusually gloomy and foreboding this evening. A young girl sat on a bench, this was not the best time of night to be alone in Hinita, but she didn't care, she could get hit by a train and not care, as long as everyone else was safe.
The Hinita House was nearly silent, save for a dull thumping noise. Alex hopped down the hallway trying to find the kitchen. "Damnit, where is a knife when I need one?" He grumbled as he hopped He stopped at the tip of the third story staircase looking down, almost losing balance due to the ropes that were tied around him, and preventing the use of his arms. The girls had decided that the knife wound in Alex's gut meant he wasn't in any shape to search for the missing Shinobu, but they hadn't counted on the fact that Alex could heal fast and he also could hop out of Naru's room, (where the left him tied up to keep him safe.)
A light breeze sent him crashing down the staircase, off the railing and into Su's room, Where he abruptly landed in a pond with Su's Albino Crocodile.
"Eep!" (That was Al not the croc) "ROAR!!!!" (guess who this was) "AHHHHH!!" (ok I'll give you a hint, this one was not a croc) Alex froze, thinking "if he didn't move, it would attack him". This plan was good, but not good enough.
The croc lunged at Al and fell back; just far enough that the Croc snapped his ropes clean through. "YES!" Alex cheered as he lifted his arms into the air, then, remembering the problem at hand, screamed and shot of the water like it was filled with, well, crocodiles.
Alex ran through Su's jungle, slipped on a banana peel and crashed into a booth. The glass door closed and he felt himself get even more frightened. "Where are you my angel?" He asked as a dark mist filled the booth.
At this moment, the indigo haired angel had begun to cry again, sitting on her suitcase waiting for the early boat.
Keitaro felt his skull crack as his head plowed into the wall of Seta's van. "Why couldn't we go with Haruka's group?" moaned Naru as she felt the passenger's seatbelt cut into her waist. The gang had split up and was searching the city for their long lost friend, but so far no one had had any luck. The van crashed over the curb again and into a lamppost "Ugh, Alex is so lucky he's safe at the Inn.
Safe was the last word Alex would use to describe his situation at the moment. When the gas had faded and the booth opened, he had felt fine, till he caught site of himself in a mirror. It had taken him a minute to get used to his new wolf ears and long bushy tail, but in truth, he had drawn himself like a cat a lot, so this wasn't much different.
He had then found a device called "Naru's Rage in a box." With a do not open label. So of course he opened it. A fist shot out and sent our hero through the roof and soaring above the city. "Ohcrapohcrapohcrap, oh please don't let me die!" he begged the gods as he continued to float above the city waiting for gravity to kick in. Then something caught his eye, a boat in the harbor, and a small figure walking up the gang plank. He didn't know how he knew, but he knew it had to be Shinobu. Alex then did what would go down as one of the stupidest things that ever came out of a good idea, he pulled on his jacket and attempted to steer himself while he fell. It worked, but the end result was him nose diving onto and through the deck of the ship, going through each deck and out the bottom.
Shinobu Stared in shock, was that Alex? A soggy teenager pulling himself onto the dock was her answer. "Alex!" Shinobu squealed, mortified. "Shinobu!" coughed Alex as he tried to stand.
The boat sank into the depths of the harbor while the crew abandoned ship, and two were oblivious to it all.
Man do I suck for leaving you here? Well no worries, If all gos well my next chapter will be up tonight as well, sayonara. R&R and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net