DISCLAIMER: The Final Fantasy characters used in this fiction are not my
property and belong rightfully to Squaresoft. Should there be any problems,
please contact me so that I may be able to assist in solving the problem.
Please don't sue. My money is lacking. I am willing to solve the problems
through discussion should there be any.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it..
PART 1
Squall lay on his bed peacefully, having a nice dream about restoring HP with Rinoa.
Squall: C'mon Rinoa!! Ooh!! Aaah!! moan +100 HP.... +4320 HP.... +99999HP!!!!!!!!! (yes, he managed to enjoy it so much he got five 9's...)
It was the perfect way to start off his birthday. He hadn't even woken up yet, and he was already having fun. He became half-conscious and grabbed for what was supposed to be his Rinoa card. His hand slowly crept towards his boxers and then.... BAM!! The door to his dorm burst open and 4 figures entered the room: Selphie, Irvine, Quistis and Zell.
Selphie: Hiya Squalliepooh!! Happy Birthday!! Whoo-hoo!! Tee-hee!! Squall: growls Grr.... Could you guys leave me alone?
The four of them sighed and were going to leave, but suddenly did a double take. Did they just catch Squall masturbating? And what was in his hand? The four crept closer.
Squall: Hey!! What are you all doing!? I said to leave me alone!!
Irvine suddenly snatched the card from Squall's hand and looked at it.
Irvine: Carbuncle!? You were looking at THIS while being naughty!?
Irvine dropped the card and began to laugh nonstop.
Irvine: I could have asked Rinoa to give you her PetPals magazine if you wanted. continues to laugh
Squall got up and looked at the card on the floor. It was true. He had been searching for Rinoa's card without looking and had taken the wrong one.
Quistis: Squall!! I don't believe it. You were my best student!! What will Dr. Kadowaki think about this!? What about Cid? Guardian Forces aren't supposed to be used like that!! Zell: And what would Rinoa say when she finds out!? (heh heh heh. Now Rinoa is all mine!!) Selphie: (No wonder Carbuncle's compatibility with me went down and went up with Squall's just a minute ago...)
Quistis and Zell left Squall's dorm, while Selphie skipped out and Irvine crawled out. Squall was left dumbfounded. He couldn't believe what just happened.
Squall: Hey guys!! Wait!! quickly puts on some clothes and rushes out of his dorm to try and catch up with the others
When he got out of his dorm, he found out that the news has already spread. Squall went to the elevator to try and get to the intercom to call for his so-called friends. On his way there, he saw Spade.
Spade: Oh. Hey Squall! I heard the news. I thought these would make perfect gifts for you. hands Squall some cards They're not the real cards though, just a bunch of copies.
Squall looks at the cards and sees Diablos, Tonberry, Cactuar, Quezacotl, and Bahamut.
Squall: Pervert. Spade: What? Why? You don't like my gift? Squall: Of course not!! Here. Take it back hands fake cards to Spade Spade: But what do I do with copies? You're the only one with use for them. Squall: gets pissed You can stick 'em up your @#$%!! Spade: But I can't. Club made it soar yesterday and now there's a big bump...
Squall covered his ears. Woah, that was just WAY TOO MUCH info. Squall entered the elevator. The Diamond Duo were inside.
Diamond 1: Oh hey!! It's -- Diamond 2: MasturSquall. Diamonds Together: Happy Birthday!! Squall: ... Squall: Whatever.
The Diamond Duo went back to their normal conversation.
Diamond 1: Did you here about Spade's and Club's incident? Diamond 2: Yeah. Spade said nobody has ever gotten that far before...
Squall entered the third floor and saw Dr. Kadowaki standing there. She walked up to him, slapped him on the face hard, and walked away.
Squall: (What was that about? Sheesh...) Squall: ... Squall: Whatever.
Squall was about to use the elevator to get to the Bridge when Rinoa popped up behind him.
Rinoa: Hey Squall!! waves Squall: Hey Rinoa. acknowledges her with a nod Rinoa: I heard about what happened. Don't worry. It's normal. I do it too. Angelo helps me. Isn't he smart!?
Squall began getting weird images of Doggie-Style upon the mention of Angelo's name, when Rinoa interrupted him.
Rinoa: Hey look, it's that one dark lady soldier from Galbadia and the fat one.
Squall looked and saw Kiros and Ward.
Squall: Rinoa... Kiros is male. Kiros: No I'm not. I won a battle once, but I accidentally sliced my mammary organs off when I did my victory pose. That's why my battle pose is always slouched back. The weight of my front side used to counter balance it and I would be able to stand straight. Squall: ... Ward: And I'm her boyfriend. Squall: .... Does Laguna know? Kiros: Well, no... he might start acting strange if I told him... especially since I think your dad is rather attractive. Ward: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU!!
Ward began to drag Kiros by him... er...her hair back to the elevator.
Ward: Now I'm gonna have to stick my harpoon in you. THEN, you can tell me who you think is cute.
Rinoa: Oh no!! Kiros is gonna die if we don't help him!! Squall: No he won't. Why would he... er... she? Rinoa: Ward is gonna stick his harpoon in her!! That's, like, sharp and 5 feet long!! Squall: I think he might have meant his... "natural" harpoon. Rinoa: But that doesn't matter. It's still sharp and 5 feet long!! Ellone told me!! Squall: ... (Why is everyone giving me so much info today!?)
Squall began to head for the elevator to the bridge, so he could call his companions on the intercom. Rinoa came with him.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it..
PART 1
Squall lay on his bed peacefully, having a nice dream about restoring HP with Rinoa.
Squall: C'mon Rinoa!! Ooh!! Aaah!! moan +100 HP.... +4320 HP.... +99999HP!!!!!!!!! (yes, he managed to enjoy it so much he got five 9's...)
It was the perfect way to start off his birthday. He hadn't even woken up yet, and he was already having fun. He became half-conscious and grabbed for what was supposed to be his Rinoa card. His hand slowly crept towards his boxers and then.... BAM!! The door to his dorm burst open and 4 figures entered the room: Selphie, Irvine, Quistis and Zell.
Selphie: Hiya Squalliepooh!! Happy Birthday!! Whoo-hoo!! Tee-hee!! Squall: growls Grr.... Could you guys leave me alone?
The four of them sighed and were going to leave, but suddenly did a double take. Did they just catch Squall masturbating? And what was in his hand? The four crept closer.
Squall: Hey!! What are you all doing!? I said to leave me alone!!
Irvine suddenly snatched the card from Squall's hand and looked at it.
Irvine: Carbuncle!? You were looking at THIS while being naughty!?
Irvine dropped the card and began to laugh nonstop.
Irvine: I could have asked Rinoa to give you her PetPals magazine if you wanted. continues to laugh
Squall got up and looked at the card on the floor. It was true. He had been searching for Rinoa's card without looking and had taken the wrong one.
Quistis: Squall!! I don't believe it. You were my best student!! What will Dr. Kadowaki think about this!? What about Cid? Guardian Forces aren't supposed to be used like that!! Zell: And what would Rinoa say when she finds out!? (heh heh heh. Now Rinoa is all mine!!) Selphie: (No wonder Carbuncle's compatibility with me went down and went up with Squall's just a minute ago...)
Quistis and Zell left Squall's dorm, while Selphie skipped out and Irvine crawled out. Squall was left dumbfounded. He couldn't believe what just happened.
Squall: Hey guys!! Wait!! quickly puts on some clothes and rushes out of his dorm to try and catch up with the others
When he got out of his dorm, he found out that the news has already spread. Squall went to the elevator to try and get to the intercom to call for his so-called friends. On his way there, he saw Spade.
Spade: Oh. Hey Squall! I heard the news. I thought these would make perfect gifts for you. hands Squall some cards They're not the real cards though, just a bunch of copies.
Squall looks at the cards and sees Diablos, Tonberry, Cactuar, Quezacotl, and Bahamut.
Squall: Pervert. Spade: What? Why? You don't like my gift? Squall: Of course not!! Here. Take it back hands fake cards to Spade Spade: But what do I do with copies? You're the only one with use for them. Squall: gets pissed You can stick 'em up your @#$%!! Spade: But I can't. Club made it soar yesterday and now there's a big bump...
Squall covered his ears. Woah, that was just WAY TOO MUCH info. Squall entered the elevator. The Diamond Duo were inside.
Diamond 1: Oh hey!! It's -- Diamond 2: MasturSquall. Diamonds Together: Happy Birthday!! Squall: ... Squall: Whatever.
The Diamond Duo went back to their normal conversation.
Diamond 1: Did you here about Spade's and Club's incident? Diamond 2: Yeah. Spade said nobody has ever gotten that far before...
Squall entered the third floor and saw Dr. Kadowaki standing there. She walked up to him, slapped him on the face hard, and walked away.
Squall: (What was that about? Sheesh...) Squall: ... Squall: Whatever.
Squall was about to use the elevator to get to the Bridge when Rinoa popped up behind him.
Rinoa: Hey Squall!! waves Squall: Hey Rinoa. acknowledges her with a nod Rinoa: I heard about what happened. Don't worry. It's normal. I do it too. Angelo helps me. Isn't he smart!?
Squall began getting weird images of Doggie-Style upon the mention of Angelo's name, when Rinoa interrupted him.
Rinoa: Hey look, it's that one dark lady soldier from Galbadia and the fat one.
Squall looked and saw Kiros and Ward.
Squall: Rinoa... Kiros is male. Kiros: No I'm not. I won a battle once, but I accidentally sliced my mammary organs off when I did my victory pose. That's why my battle pose is always slouched back. The weight of my front side used to counter balance it and I would be able to stand straight. Squall: ... Ward: And I'm her boyfriend. Squall: .... Does Laguna know? Kiros: Well, no... he might start acting strange if I told him... especially since I think your dad is rather attractive. Ward: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU!!
Ward began to drag Kiros by him... er...her hair back to the elevator.
Ward: Now I'm gonna have to stick my harpoon in you. THEN, you can tell me who you think is cute.
Rinoa: Oh no!! Kiros is gonna die if we don't help him!! Squall: No he won't. Why would he... er... she? Rinoa: Ward is gonna stick his harpoon in her!! That's, like, sharp and 5 feet long!! Squall: I think he might have meant his... "natural" harpoon. Rinoa: But that doesn't matter. It's still sharp and 5 feet long!! Ellone told me!! Squall: ... (Why is everyone giving me so much info today!?)
Squall began to head for the elevator to the bridge, so he could call his companions on the intercom. Rinoa came with him.