DISCLAIMER: The Final Fantasy characters used in this fiction are not my property and belong rightfully to Squaresoft. Should there be any problems, please contact me so that I may be able to assist in solving the problem. Please don't sue. My money is lacking. I am willing to solve the problems through discussion should there be any.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it... Because it is REALLY perverted and stupid.
PART 2
Squall finally made it to the bridge. Xu just laughed at him. Nida began to hug and fondle the big controlling stick.
Nida: It reminds me of Bahamut's...
Squall: ... Whatever. Just give me the intercom.
The intercom was turned on.
Squall: Attention. Would Irvine, Selphie, Zell, and Quistis report to the bridge immediately. (I guess I'll just have to wait for them to show up...)
Meanwhile in the Quad...
Selphie: So for the Garden Festival, we'll have a giant Squall statue and then we'd have GF stuffed animals be swung at the statue's crotch!! It'll be great!!!!! And then when it plays Eyes on Me as the last song, the statue will pour out the white stuff!!!
Garden Festival Committee Member 1 (GFCM1): But where will we get the white stuff?
Selphie: Um... Zell, Irvine, Headmaster Cid, Seifer, Raijin, Angelo, Nida, Ward, um... all the guys?
GFCM2: Sounds like a plan. We'll collect right now. We'll have some from every male in Garden!!!!!
In Quistis' classroom....
Quistis: You know... Squall is the leader of the Garden... and he does it. Maybe if I do it, I'll be leader some day....
She looked at her faithful card.
Quistis: Ready Gilgamesh? Hit me with all 4 of your swords!!!! AAAHHHHHH OOOOHHHHH moan
Outside the classroom....
Trepie 1: OMGosh!!!!! Instructor Trepe is hurt!!!!!!
Trepie 2: OMGoodness!!!! What do we do?
Trepie 3: peers inside door She's not hurt... she's... whisper
Trepie 1: So.... I guess we'll all do what Instructor Trepe is doing... since we're Trepies and all.....
Trepie 2: Okay.....
The three of them lie down..... AHHAHAAOOAHAHAOOOH moans. Just then, the Fujin and Raijin walks by.
Fujin: ...
Raijin: What're ya'll doing, ya know?
Trepies: We're doing what instructor Trepe is doing.
Raijin: So what is she doing, ya know?
Fujin: HERSELF
Just then, a random Garden Festival Committee member spots Raijin and leaps for joy.
GFCM7: I found another one we haven't got!!!
The GFCM rush to Raijin, pull down his pants, jerk him and preserve the fluids in a glass. Then she puts his pants back on and skips away to the Quad.
Fujin: WAIT
Fujin: MINE
She rushes off and chases the GFCM.
Raijin: I just think I lost my virginity just now..... I didn't even last 5 seconds......ya know?
Trepies: Then you can... moan practice with +9999HP us...
Raijin: Ok (ya know)
Raijin lies down on the floor with the three trepies, and together, they all pleasure themselves in front of Quistis' class room.
At the Bridge...
Rinoa: (I have to meet Seifer... but how will I tell Squall?)
Squall: Why do you have to meet him?
Rinoa: How did you--?
Squall: The thought bubble on your head.
Rinoa: Oh... Well, Squall, I realized you liked Carbuncle more than me, so.. I don't love you anymore.
She slapped him.... with the arm with the pinwheel. The pinwheel edges cut. Now, Squall had a scar in the shape of a trident............. She walked away. Angelo appeared behind her. Then, he walked back, peed on Squall and then went away. Squall just stood there, dumbfounded. A bubble appeard over his head. [Squall's Luck - 1] Then, his salary appeared. His SeeD rank got lower......
And his so-called friends still weren't there!!!!!! This was inhumane!!!!!!! And Squall was just having a bad day.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it... Because it is REALLY perverted and stupid.
PART 2
Squall finally made it to the bridge. Xu just laughed at him. Nida began to hug and fondle the big controlling stick.
Nida: It reminds me of Bahamut's...
Squall: ... Whatever. Just give me the intercom.
The intercom was turned on.
Squall: Attention. Would Irvine, Selphie, Zell, and Quistis report to the bridge immediately. (I guess I'll just have to wait for them to show up...)
Meanwhile in the Quad...
Selphie: So for the Garden Festival, we'll have a giant Squall statue and then we'd have GF stuffed animals be swung at the statue's crotch!! It'll be great!!!!! And then when it plays Eyes on Me as the last song, the statue will pour out the white stuff!!!
Garden Festival Committee Member 1 (GFCM1): But where will we get the white stuff?
Selphie: Um... Zell, Irvine, Headmaster Cid, Seifer, Raijin, Angelo, Nida, Ward, um... all the guys?
GFCM2: Sounds like a plan. We'll collect right now. We'll have some from every male in Garden!!!!!
In Quistis' classroom....
Quistis: You know... Squall is the leader of the Garden... and he does it. Maybe if I do it, I'll be leader some day....
She looked at her faithful card.
Quistis: Ready Gilgamesh? Hit me with all 4 of your swords!!!! AAAHHHHHH OOOOHHHHH moan
Outside the classroom....
Trepie 1: OMGosh!!!!! Instructor Trepe is hurt!!!!!!
Trepie 2: OMGoodness!!!! What do we do?
Trepie 3: peers inside door She's not hurt... she's... whisper
Trepie 1: So.... I guess we'll all do what Instructor Trepe is doing... since we're Trepies and all.....
Trepie 2: Okay.....
The three of them lie down..... AHHAHAAOOAHAHAOOOH moans. Just then, the Fujin and Raijin walks by.
Fujin: ...
Raijin: What're ya'll doing, ya know?
Trepies: We're doing what instructor Trepe is doing.
Raijin: So what is she doing, ya know?
Fujin: HERSELF
Just then, a random Garden Festival Committee member spots Raijin and leaps for joy.
GFCM7: I found another one we haven't got!!!
The GFCM rush to Raijin, pull down his pants, jerk him and preserve the fluids in a glass. Then she puts his pants back on and skips away to the Quad.
Fujin: WAIT
Fujin: MINE
She rushes off and chases the GFCM.
Raijin: I just think I lost my virginity just now..... I didn't even last 5 seconds......ya know?
Trepies: Then you can... moan practice with +9999HP us...
Raijin: Ok (ya know)
Raijin lies down on the floor with the three trepies, and together, they all pleasure themselves in front of Quistis' class room.
At the Bridge...
Rinoa: (I have to meet Seifer... but how will I tell Squall?)
Squall: Why do you have to meet him?
Rinoa: How did you--?
Squall: The thought bubble on your head.
Rinoa: Oh... Well, Squall, I realized you liked Carbuncle more than me, so.. I don't love you anymore.
She slapped him.... with the arm with the pinwheel. The pinwheel edges cut. Now, Squall had a scar in the shape of a trident............. She walked away. Angelo appeared behind her. Then, he walked back, peed on Squall and then went away. Squall just stood there, dumbfounded. A bubble appeard over his head. [Squall's Luck - 1] Then, his salary appeared. His SeeD rank got lower......
And his so-called friends still weren't there!!!!!! This was inhumane!!!!!!! And Squall was just having a bad day.