DISCLAIMER: The Final Fantasy characters used in this fiction are not my property and belong rightfully to Squaresoft. Should there be any problems, please contact me so that I may be able to assist in solving the problem. Please don't sue. My money is lacking. I am willing to solve the problems through discussion should there be any.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it..
PART 3
Selphie: Okay, the festival is gonna start.
GFCM4: But what if Squall walks in?
GFCM6: We need to surprise him!!
Suddenly, GFCM3 barges into the quad.
GFCM3: I got Angelo's white stuff!!!!!
Selphie: How'd you do that?
GFCM3 just smiles.
Garden Festival Committee Members: Oh. I get it.
Selphie: Well, put it in the Squall statue.
GFCM3 climbs up the Squall statue and empties Angelo's load in the statue's mouth. That was the only place to put it, so it'd go down to the groin area.
Selphie: Anyway, I know how to surprise Squall!!!!!! I'll knock him out!!!!! We'll tie him up where the statue is gonna release. Then we'll use a phoenix down on him!!!!!
GFCM2: Let's tie him up on a wheel thing and spin it!!!!!!
GFCM1: And when he wakes up, we all say Happy Birthday!!!!
Garden Festival Committe Members: YAY!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...........
Ward: AAHHH!!!!!!
Kiros: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Ward: MASSIVE ANCHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiros: BLOOD PAIN!!!!!!!!
Also..............
Seifer: You've got a cute ass Rinoa.
Rinoa: giggle Thanks. (Angelo never said that when he did doggie-style....)
Seifer: Okay.... Let's begin.
10 seconds later.......
Seifer: NO MERCY!!!!!!!
Rinoa: INVINCIBLE 'MOON'!!!!!!!!!
Back at the Bridge.............
Squall was still there, pacing back and forth... THEN, Selphie drops from the shadows and strangles him with her nunchaku!!!!
Squall: ::choke::
Selphie: Sorry Squall. Tee-hee!!
Squall was suffocating. He couldn't let his assailant win!!! So he elbowed his assailant hard in the gut.
Selphie: HAHA!! I got vitality junction!! and vit+60%!! and auto-protect!! LALALALALALA!!! I love trains.
Squall was suffocated........... by Selphie. Then, she dragged him by the hair to the quad.... while skipping.
Selphie: Whoo-hoo!! I knocked out Squall everyone!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...........
Spade: Wow Zell. I didn't know you were so good at this. Even Club didn't get this far....
Zell: Yeah, well, my Ma taught me.
Outside Quistis' classroom.............
Quistis: What are you four doing?
Trepies: We're doing what you did!!
Raijin: ya know?
Quistis: That's not what I did. All of you come in here. I'll show you.
The 4 of them entered the classroom.
Quistis: Hmm... there's 5 of us... Gilgamesh!!!! Do you by chance have a 5th sword?
Meanwhile........
Fujin: SQUALL?
Fujin: DEFEATED?
Fujin: SELPHIE!?!?!?!?
Fujin: SQUALL...
Fujin: SUCKS!!!
Diamond Duo (DD)1: Yeah, you're right Squall...
DD2: ...is a weak leader.
DD1: He sucks cock--
DD2: ...
DD1: (Hey, finish my sentence.)
DD2: (But it's already finished...)
Jack: Selphie beat Squall? Well he can suck my--
Joker: Tilmitt!! Tilmitt!!!!
Dr. Kadowaki: Squall is a dimwitt!!!
Joker: No more Leonheart!!
Xu: 'cause Squall is a tart!!!!
At the Quad........
Selphie: Phoenix down!!!!!!
Squall: What the....?
Everyone: Happy Birthday Squall!!!!!
Squall was pissed.... until he saw a big statue of himself. (Hey, not bad...) Then, suddenly, from the darkness, a carbunkle stuffed animal tied on a rope is swung into the statue's crotch.
Before he could protest, they had spun him around since they laid him down and tied him to a spinning wheel. While spinning, he saw a diablos stuffed animal bash into his groin.
Then suddenly:
Fujin: STOP
Joker: Tilmitt!! Tilmitt!!!!
Dr. Kadowaki: Squall is a dimwitt!!!
Joker: No more Leonheart!!
Xu: 'cause Squall is a tart!!!!
Back with Spade..................
Spade: Wow Zell, you're good at this too.
Zell: Yeah, well...... hotdogs. You know they're my favorite treat. I can stuff 7 of them in my mouth at one time!! Cool, huh?
Spade: Very. I can only stuff 5.
Zell: Oh. Well, I can help with that. By the time I've done with you, you'll be able to stuff 10 in your mouth easy.
ZIP!! or rather... UNZIP
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it..
PART 3
Selphie: Okay, the festival is gonna start.
GFCM4: But what if Squall walks in?
GFCM6: We need to surprise him!!
Suddenly, GFCM3 barges into the quad.
GFCM3: I got Angelo's white stuff!!!!!
Selphie: How'd you do that?
GFCM3 just smiles.
Garden Festival Committee Members: Oh. I get it.
Selphie: Well, put it in the Squall statue.
GFCM3 climbs up the Squall statue and empties Angelo's load in the statue's mouth. That was the only place to put it, so it'd go down to the groin area.
Selphie: Anyway, I know how to surprise Squall!!!!!! I'll knock him out!!!!! We'll tie him up where the statue is gonna release. Then we'll use a phoenix down on him!!!!!
GFCM2: Let's tie him up on a wheel thing and spin it!!!!!!
GFCM1: And when he wakes up, we all say Happy Birthday!!!!
Garden Festival Committe Members: YAY!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...........
Ward: AAHHH!!!!!!
Kiros: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Ward: MASSIVE ANCHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiros: BLOOD PAIN!!!!!!!!
Also..............
Seifer: You've got a cute ass Rinoa.
Rinoa: giggle Thanks. (Angelo never said that when he did doggie-style....)
Seifer: Okay.... Let's begin.
10 seconds later.......
Seifer: NO MERCY!!!!!!!
Rinoa: INVINCIBLE 'MOON'!!!!!!!!!
Back at the Bridge.............
Squall was still there, pacing back and forth... THEN, Selphie drops from the shadows and strangles him with her nunchaku!!!!
Squall: ::choke::
Selphie: Sorry Squall. Tee-hee!!
Squall was suffocating. He couldn't let his assailant win!!! So he elbowed his assailant hard in the gut.
Selphie: HAHA!! I got vitality junction!! and vit+60%!! and auto-protect!! LALALALALALA!!! I love trains.
Squall was suffocated........... by Selphie. Then, she dragged him by the hair to the quad.... while skipping.
Selphie: Whoo-hoo!! I knocked out Squall everyone!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...........
Spade: Wow Zell. I didn't know you were so good at this. Even Club didn't get this far....
Zell: Yeah, well, my Ma taught me.
Outside Quistis' classroom.............
Quistis: What are you four doing?
Trepies: We're doing what you did!!
Raijin: ya know?
Quistis: That's not what I did. All of you come in here. I'll show you.
The 4 of them entered the classroom.
Quistis: Hmm... there's 5 of us... Gilgamesh!!!! Do you by chance have a 5th sword?
Meanwhile........
Fujin: SQUALL?
Fujin: DEFEATED?
Fujin: SELPHIE!?!?!?!?
Fujin: SQUALL...
Fujin: SUCKS!!!
Diamond Duo (DD)1: Yeah, you're right Squall...
DD2: ...is a weak leader.
DD1: He sucks cock--
DD2: ...
DD1: (Hey, finish my sentence.)
DD2: (But it's already finished...)
Jack: Selphie beat Squall? Well he can suck my--
Joker: Tilmitt!! Tilmitt!!!!
Dr. Kadowaki: Squall is a dimwitt!!!
Joker: No more Leonheart!!
Xu: 'cause Squall is a tart!!!!
At the Quad........
Selphie: Phoenix down!!!!!!
Squall: What the....?
Everyone: Happy Birthday Squall!!!!!
Squall was pissed.... until he saw a big statue of himself. (Hey, not bad...) Then, suddenly, from the darkness, a carbunkle stuffed animal tied on a rope is swung into the statue's crotch.
Before he could protest, they had spun him around since they laid him down and tied him to a spinning wheel. While spinning, he saw a diablos stuffed animal bash into his groin.
Then suddenly:
Fujin: STOP
Joker: Tilmitt!! Tilmitt!!!!
Dr. Kadowaki: Squall is a dimwitt!!!
Joker: No more Leonheart!!
Xu: 'cause Squall is a tart!!!!
Back with Spade..................
Spade: Wow Zell, you're good at this too.
Zell: Yeah, well...... hotdogs. You know they're my favorite treat. I can stuff 7 of them in my mouth at one time!! Cool, huh?
Spade: Very. I can only stuff 5.
Zell: Oh. Well, I can help with that. By the time I've done with you, you'll be able to stuff 10 in your mouth easy.
ZIP!! or rather... UNZIP