DISCLAIMER: The Final Fantasy characters used in this fiction are not my property and belong rightfully to Squaresoft. Should there be any problems, please contact me so that I may be able to assist in solving the problem. Please don't sue. My money is lacking. I am willing to solve the problems through discussion should there be any.
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it...
PART 4
When Fujin had called 'STOP' the Garden festival stopped and they chanted their Squall song which calls him a tart.
Squall: (Sis... they're makin fun of me...)
Then Selphie joined in the chant.
Selphie: 'cuz Squall's a tart!! Whoo-hoo!! Let's sing it again!!
The people operating the ropes didn't here Fujin's call and another GF stuffed animal bashed in to the statue's groin. It was Tonberry King.
Tonberry King: Doink.
Squall: (Sis. Help me sis.....Selphie's being mean to me...)
Back at Seifer's room.....
Seifer: Rinoa? Are you conscious? Aww... my merciless love must've knocked her out... but I'm pretty tired.......
The door to his room bursts open. Angelo rushes into the room, fins a phoenix down out of nowhere and revives Rinoa.
Rinoa: Um.... was I knocked out...? What's up my invincible 'moon'?
Then Angelo exits the room, and re-enters and tosses something to Seifer.
Rinoa: Oh yay Angelo!! You learned Angelo Recover!! Um... the thing in my moon is getting hard again.
Seifer: Heh heh. Yeah, well, I'm not tired anymore. Heh heh. blush moan humpx4
Rinoa: Oooh!! Aaah!! Wait, hold on. Let me get my sorceress 'powers' in action.
Seifer: Heh heh. Then I can be your knight all night long. (I'm so funny. Get it? My knight... long... all night?)
In Esthar..........
Laguna: You know Ellone, you remind me of Raine.
Ellone: Oh... that's nice.
Laguna: Why don't we... you know... I mean, we're not REALLY related... not by blood.
So they made out with 'Eyes on Me' in the background. 2 or 3 minuts later...
Radio: Shall I be the one for you?
Laguna: DESPERADO!!!!!!!
Radio: Who pinches you softly but sure?
Ellone: pinches Laguna
Radio: If frown is shown then...
Laguna: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAOAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Radio: I will know that you are no dreamer..............................
Ellone: (Well, he's definitely not a dreamer. That OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAOAAAAAHH I got was definitely more than a frown..........)
Ellone: (Laguna reminds me of Squall...... hey..... Squall.... I think I hear him...... Selphie's making fun of him, huh? I know just what to do...) uses her powers
At the Garden Festival.....
Selphie: 'cuz Squall is a......... yawn I feel sleepy.............
Selphie collapses on Squall.
Squall: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! She's gonna rape me!!!!! Selphie's gonna rape me!!!!
In the dreamworld.....
Selphie/Kiros: ((Oh wow. I'm in Kiros' body... gasp He WAS a woman!!!! Er... wait, why am I tied up? Why am I naked? Why am I..... moist......?)) Don't keep me waiting, big papa!!
Ward: Geronimo!!!!!!!
Ward jumped and landed on Kiros.
Selphie/Kiros: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selphie: ((I'm tied up as Kiros and Ward is fondling me!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!))
Kiros: moan Let me feel your harpoon.....
Ward: takes out his 'harpoon'
Selphie: ((Wow. His harpoon is too big for his size........ It should only be 3.7 feet at most, but his is 5 feet long.........))
Kiros: fondles the harpoon as Ward lays in top of him.
Selphie: ((Kiros!?!?!? NO!!!!!! Don't do THAT!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO----- oh hey, it tastes pretty good... Like bacon. I bet all big guys taste like bacon... this is so yummy. From now on, I like my boys big.... just like trains.))
Kiros: sucks the harpoon or at least the head... somehow.....
Back in the real world.............
Squall: OMG!!!!! WHY IS SELPHIE TRYING TO SUCK MY FACE!?!?!?!?
Fujin: BECAUSE
A Pandemona stuffed animal comes out of nowhere and soars to the statue's 'member's area'.
In Quistis' Classroom.....
Gilgamesh: Um... no, I don't have another sword.... Hmm, hey, maybe I can borrow your staff?
Raijin: Uh.... sure... ya know...............
5 minutes later........
Everyone in Quistis' room: moan
Raijin: My staff is huge................. ya know?
Back to Esthar.........................
Ellone: sees what's going on with Kiros and Ward WARD!!!!!!!
Laguna: What? You like Ward? Over me? But look at me. I'm irresistable. Look at the long hairs on my 'pen...is'
Ellone: Yeah, it's nice. I like how it, too, has a pony-tail.... like your hair.
Back to Spade's room.............
Zell: Spade... I..... I think my SeeD......moan is coming....................
Spade: MmmmMmmhmmmHmmm..........
Zell: What? I can't hear you... yanks himself out of Spade
Spade: I said: But it's only been 3 seconds...............
Zell: I know, but... I can't control.... my emotions..... UGH!!!!! releases load
Spade: MY EYE!!!!!! wipes off his eyes with his finger That was it? You said I could fit 10 hotdogs in my mouth by the time you were done....licks his finger
Zell: I didn't mean hotdogs with their buns!!!! Just the hotdogs!!!!!!
Spade: Oh. Well, I can already fit 14...
Zell: DAYNG. I can only fit 7... without the buns...
Spade: Hmm........ Seifer was right......you ARE a CHICKEN-WUSS!!!!!
Zell: Oh yeah!?!? I'm gonna make you eat those words!! And a whole lot more!!!!!!
Back at the festival........
Squall and Selphie found themselves tied up and spinning around. Someone was at the statue, ready to operate it and let it show off the Garden Festival Committee's hard work.
Back at Spade's.......
Zell: OMG!!!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY ATE IT!!!!!!!!
Spade: And it had creamy filling. Yum.
Zell: (Great... what am I supposed to do with JUST balls...... and how do I pee!?)
Now on a more familiar note, the idea of giving characters bad days is also not mine. I was just inspired to make one by my good buddy, Parallel_Blue13115. Please feel free to check out her stories as well. (Her Vinny's Bad Day series is better than mine anyway, but I tried and this story is the result.) Um... if you've read this far, then I hope you enjoy the story. Sorry about the pervertedness of it...
PART 4
When Fujin had called 'STOP' the Garden festival stopped and they chanted their Squall song which calls him a tart.
Squall: (Sis... they're makin fun of me...)
Then Selphie joined in the chant.
Selphie: 'cuz Squall's a tart!! Whoo-hoo!! Let's sing it again!!
The people operating the ropes didn't here Fujin's call and another GF stuffed animal bashed in to the statue's groin. It was Tonberry King.
Tonberry King: Doink.
Squall: (Sis. Help me sis.....Selphie's being mean to me...)
Back at Seifer's room.....
Seifer: Rinoa? Are you conscious? Aww... my merciless love must've knocked her out... but I'm pretty tired.......
The door to his room bursts open. Angelo rushes into the room, fins a phoenix down out of nowhere and revives Rinoa.
Rinoa: Um.... was I knocked out...? What's up my invincible 'moon'?
Then Angelo exits the room, and re-enters and tosses something to Seifer.
Rinoa: Oh yay Angelo!! You learned Angelo Recover!! Um... the thing in my moon is getting hard again.
Seifer: Heh heh. Yeah, well, I'm not tired anymore. Heh heh. blush moan humpx4
Rinoa: Oooh!! Aaah!! Wait, hold on. Let me get my sorceress 'powers' in action.
Seifer: Heh heh. Then I can be your knight all night long. (I'm so funny. Get it? My knight... long... all night?)
In Esthar..........
Laguna: You know Ellone, you remind me of Raine.
Ellone: Oh... that's nice.
Laguna: Why don't we... you know... I mean, we're not REALLY related... not by blood.
So they made out with 'Eyes on Me' in the background. 2 or 3 minuts later...
Radio: Shall I be the one for you?
Laguna: DESPERADO!!!!!!!
Radio: Who pinches you softly but sure?
Ellone: pinches Laguna
Radio: If frown is shown then...
Laguna: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAOAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Radio: I will know that you are no dreamer..............................
Ellone: (Well, he's definitely not a dreamer. That OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAOAAAAAHH I got was definitely more than a frown..........)
Ellone: (Laguna reminds me of Squall...... hey..... Squall.... I think I hear him...... Selphie's making fun of him, huh? I know just what to do...) uses her powers
At the Garden Festival.....
Selphie: 'cuz Squall is a......... yawn I feel sleepy.............
Selphie collapses on Squall.
Squall: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! She's gonna rape me!!!!! Selphie's gonna rape me!!!!
In the dreamworld.....
Selphie/Kiros: ((Oh wow. I'm in Kiros' body... gasp He WAS a woman!!!! Er... wait, why am I tied up? Why am I naked? Why am I..... moist......?)) Don't keep me waiting, big papa!!
Ward: Geronimo!!!!!!!
Ward jumped and landed on Kiros.
Selphie/Kiros: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selphie: ((I'm tied up as Kiros and Ward is fondling me!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!))
Kiros: moan Let me feel your harpoon.....
Ward: takes out his 'harpoon'
Selphie: ((Wow. His harpoon is too big for his size........ It should only be 3.7 feet at most, but his is 5 feet long.........))
Kiros: fondles the harpoon as Ward lays in top of him.
Selphie: ((Kiros!?!?!? NO!!!!!! Don't do THAT!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO----- oh hey, it tastes pretty good... Like bacon. I bet all big guys taste like bacon... this is so yummy. From now on, I like my boys big.... just like trains.))
Kiros: sucks the harpoon or at least the head... somehow.....
Back in the real world.............
Squall: OMG!!!!! WHY IS SELPHIE TRYING TO SUCK MY FACE!?!?!?!?
Fujin: BECAUSE
A Pandemona stuffed animal comes out of nowhere and soars to the statue's 'member's area'.
In Quistis' Classroom.....
Gilgamesh: Um... no, I don't have another sword.... Hmm, hey, maybe I can borrow your staff?
Raijin: Uh.... sure... ya know...............
5 minutes later........
Everyone in Quistis' room: moan
Raijin: My staff is huge................. ya know?
Back to Esthar.........................
Ellone: sees what's going on with Kiros and Ward WARD!!!!!!!
Laguna: What? You like Ward? Over me? But look at me. I'm irresistable. Look at the long hairs on my 'pen...is'
Ellone: Yeah, it's nice. I like how it, too, has a pony-tail.... like your hair.
Back to Spade's room.............
Zell: Spade... I..... I think my SeeD......moan is coming....................
Spade: MmmmMmmhmmmHmmm..........
Zell: What? I can't hear you... yanks himself out of Spade
Spade: I said: But it's only been 3 seconds...............
Zell: I know, but... I can't control.... my emotions..... UGH!!!!! releases load
Spade: MY EYE!!!!!! wipes off his eyes with his finger That was it? You said I could fit 10 hotdogs in my mouth by the time you were done....licks his finger
Zell: I didn't mean hotdogs with their buns!!!! Just the hotdogs!!!!!!
Spade: Oh. Well, I can already fit 14...
Zell: DAYNG. I can only fit 7... without the buns...
Spade: Hmm........ Seifer was right......you ARE a CHICKEN-WUSS!!!!!
Zell: Oh yeah!?!? I'm gonna make you eat those words!! And a whole lot more!!!!!!
Back at the festival........
Squall and Selphie found themselves tied up and spinning around. Someone was at the statue, ready to operate it and let it show off the Garden Festival Committee's hard work.
Back at Spade's.......
Zell: OMG!!!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY ATE IT!!!!!!!!
Spade: And it had creamy filling. Yum.
Zell: (Great... what am I supposed to do with JUST balls...... and how do I pee!?)