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Before we begin I want to tell you something, I guess my Assassin Bob story was a flub, huh? Yee-Yup, as I expected, as getting no reviews at all means one of two things; one, it was soooooooo good that no one could say how good it was, or two, it sucked. Please tell me which. Well, now is the fateful moment you've all been waiting for..................... The Story!


"Hello and Welcome to a special episode of Who's Line Is It Anyway? Today's episode will feature, The Jack of All Trades, Harry Potter! Who's a Bad Boy, Draco Malfoy! The only girl on this Cast, Hermione Granger! Tall, Dark, and None of the Above, Ronald Weasly! And I'm your host for Today Lord Brocktree! This is the show where points don't matter, just like the future of UPN, who cares?"

"Now our first game is Party Quirks! Hermione will be our host and the other three have odd quirks written down on cards that they've never seen before, I'll ring the door bell to let someone in."

"To spike the punch or not to spike the punch that is the question." said Hermione.

Ding-dong!

"Oh yes hello!"

"Oh! Nice be meeting you it is! Yes yes!" Must act like Yoda getting increasing drunk! "Is that beer over there?" asked Harry Potter.

"Why yes it is."

Ding-dong!

"Hello!"

"Caw! Caw, caw, caw!" yelled Ron. Must act like a crow trying to get past a Scarecrow.

"Err... ok."

Ding-dong!

"Hello, and welcome my party!"

"Hello and I'm very pleased to meet y-" said Draco as he began to shake, "You got the stuff? I got the money." asked Draco. Must act like he has multiple personalities.

"I don't know what your talking about, oh hello!"

"Dance hic you want hic to? With the force hic dance hic good hic can I."

"I dunno Yoda getting Drunk."

Ding!

"CAW CAW CAW!" yelled Ron as he pushed her forward while hiding behind her.

"Stop it Mr. Crow!"

"Not quite it yet, what are crows afraid of?"

"Scarecrows! Stop it Mr. Crow trying to get past a scarecrow!"

Ding!

"Are you ready to do the hit?" as he said that he began to shake, "Uh, hi, uh-hic!"

"Get out of here Mr. Multiple Personalities!"

Ding!

"More Who's Line Is It Anyway? When we get back!"