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Well thanks to, err..... Mrs. Hrei-siesn for correcting me! Now on to the show!
"Hello and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The show here points don't matter, and remember, these people are payed professionals, don't try this at home, and if you do don't send me your crappy videos. A thousand points to everyone, but you'll never see it, just like the bathroom on the Enterprise, you never see it!"
"Well for our next game it will be Scenes From a Hat! "
Shuffles around in the hat, "Bad names for perfumes."
"You'll know you'll get lucky when wear Ode to Pork." Said Draco.
"Nice pants, The Smell of Denim." said Hermione
Shuffles again, "What your dogs think and do when your gone."
All of them walk up, "Alright, twos are wild." said Harry as he shuffled an imaginary deck of cards.
"Unusual cases for the Ministry of Magic," I said.
"So you're saying the cat and the fidel ran away?" asked Ron as Harry stood by shaking his head yes.
"So your pizza was thirty minutes late?" asked Draco.
"Yes, yes!" said Hermione.
"Worlds Worst Catch Phrases."
"Ni-i-i-i-ice Pants." Yelled Hermione
"If people truly just spontaneously burst into song."
"Oh where has all the toilet paper gone? Oh where has it all gone?"
Harry and Ron walk out and grab Hermione and out her in the middle, "Niiiiccccceeee pants!"
"Hard Questions for mommy to answer."
"Mommy, what happens to the baby after the stork puts it there?"
"Ok we'll be right back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?"