Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.


"Welcome back to Whose Line, the show where points don't matter. Yes they DON'T matter."

"Now our next game is lets make a date, each has a odd quirk or personality, each hoping to get picked by Hermione. Lets begin."

"Ok, contestant one, I like to shop if you could take me anywhere to shop where would it be?"

"Two men, two women trapped aboard a yacht, there would be you and me and another couple, what would we find? Danger, adventure all brought to you in a wacky comedy called I love ya!" Movie voice over.

"Err... ok, contest number, Hello!"

"Hello!" said Ron in a turkey gobble voice, A terrified turkey before Thanksgiving. "Gobble, gobble gobble gobble!" said Ron looking around a lot with his hand dangling under his chin..

"Ok, number two I love holidays-"

"YAAAHHHHH!" Yelled Ron running around.

"Number three. Hello!"

"Hello, Hello!" said Draco in two different voices, a pair of jealous redneck twins.

"Hi, err.. Hi!"

"Hi, hi! You stay out of this! No you!"

"I like vacations, where would you take me?"

"Probably somewhere near Charleston, South Dakota. There's not even a place called that! Oh yes there is! Shut up! You!" said Draco as he stared at Ron.

"Gobble, gobble!"

"Leave him alone! Oh, shut up!"

"Hmm... number one. Describe you're perfect evening."

"One lone candle, one lone man, on a date, hey you wanna go on a date? Sure! They didn't know what was coming!"

"Ok, number two! I believe in fortune, if you could make a wish-"

"YAAAAGGGGHHHH!"

"Number three, do you have any relatives?

"No I don't. Oh just deny it! Oh alright, I'll have to say my brother. Why thank you!" Draco acted like he pulled out a banjo, "Nee, nee, nee, near! Oh you have to play that!" Draco acted like he pulled out a knife and stabbed Ron and started to pluck him.

BUZZ!

"Ok Hermione, would you like to guess who they are?"

"No, not really Lord Brocktree, I'd like to drink a Butterbeer if it's all the same to you. I'm completely in the fog, number one is a movie voice over?"

"Yes."

"I'm gonna take a wild guess at number two. He thinks he's a turkey?"

"He is a turkey, a terrified one before Thanksgiving."

"And Draco is the Hillbilly family from Deliverance?"

"Um, no. Close he's a pair of jealous redneck twins."

"How did I not get that?"

"I don't know. Back soon for Whose Line Is It Anyway?