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"Well Harry's won so now on to everyone's favorite game, Hoe-down! What is a suggestion for a secret you'd like to keep that way."
"Your mother is a drunk!"
"Ok, your mother is a drunk Hoe-down! With Laura Hall on the Piano!"
"Well I knew Draco's mother, yes I must tell the truth,
When she was nursing Draco her milk was ninety proof!
She lied to keep that habit she didn't know what to do,
But if you're baby looked like that you'd be drink'n too!" sung Ron.
Everyone laughed and Draco looked smug.
"Let me tell ya something that happened just to me,
My momma started drink'n when I was just three!
Now I shouldn't let this secret dawn,
But my momma started drink'n when she married Ron!" I said.
"My mom drinks a lot, I know that isn't strange,
but her behavior gets really really strange!
She acts like she's from somewhere else, maybe even Venus,
Oh and by the way Ron has a little penis." sung Draco.
Everyone laughed harder at Ron.
"Oh boy this hoe-down is take'n mighty long,
I am tired of this blood song!
Harry gets to sit and rest,
because his penis is very large behind the desk!" sung Hermione.