Previously on Gilmore girls:

Ch.2

Unknown girl: I am your daughter. I looked it all up. I am 17 and my birthday is in October.

Ch.3

Lorelei: Eh hem! Um sweetie, hun, yeah.What the hell did you just say?

Eliza: [gives them strange looks and then catches on.] Oh! I'm sorry! My strange vocabulary slipped out. You see when I was adopted my parents were rocket scientists and I went to a prep school my whole life. So weird words tend to slip out from time to time.

Now on with Ch.4: The Secret Identity

[At the Gilmore's House]

Rory: how the hell do you not know where that girl up there came from? She claims she is my sister and yet you have no clue where in the world she came from? How is that even possible?

Lorelei: Sweetie. You know the rules only one question at a time for Mom. She can only handle one question at a time. Not three. Now what was the original question?

Rory: How the hell do you not know where that girl came from Mom?

Lorelei: Well sweetie. I was rather large when I had you and they put me under anesthetic so maybe I was pregnant with twins and when I got my ultrasound she was hiding behind you.

Rory: Mom! That is completely and utterly crazy! You know that isn't what happened. Wait! Maybe she is an imposter and she knows me from when I was a child! She is going to try to steal my life! Mom! Help!

Lorelei: Now Rory think for a second. Do you know anyone that has moved away that lived in Stars Hollow?

Rory: Well.no. I don't think so.

Lorelei: What about Genevieve?

Rory: Who? Lorelei: You know the little girl that you stole the dolly from and threw it in the street? Maybe she came back for revenge to steal away all your possessions and throw them into the street!!

Rory: I actually threw some random girl's doll into the street. She was named Genevieve?

Lorelei: Yes, the doll was named Genevieve. I believe the girl was named Susie Q.

Rory: Like in the movie Susie Q?

Lorelei: Definitely a good movie. We should rent it tonight and have a movie night!

Rory: Let's. I'll go get the coffee and pie at Luke's and then run to Doose's to pick up the junk food. And you can go get the movies. Can I get Jess while I am at it and bring him back?

Lorelei: Sounds good.

Rory: Ooh goodie! I should be back within a half hour!