Ch. 5: The Movie Night From Hell
[At Luke's, Rory just walked in]
Rory: OH POOKSIE! I need-
Jess: Never ever call me, POOKSIE, or any other 'cute' name ever again.
Rory: Fine. Jess, I need 12 coffees, 2 whole apple pies and one whole cherry pie.
Jess: That's a lot of food, its movie night I presume?
Rory: Yuppers (Did I just say yuppers?) Wanna come? Mom said it was OK!
Jess: Sure, but I have to ask Luke first.
Luke: Have to ask me what?
Jess: Lorelei and Rory invited me to movie night? May I go? Or is it too much trouble for you Uncle Luke?
Rory: Mom wants him to meet Eliza.
Luke: It's fine with me as long as your mother is fine with it.
Rory: Well then Jess the movie should start in half an hour. Please be early. (In his ear) We can have some fun before. Meet me at the bridge in about 15 minutes.
Jess: (in her ear) Oh, we will have fun Ror. We will. (Louder and out of her ear.) So I shall be there in half an hour then? (hands her her food.)
Rory: Yup, half an hour. (hands him the money for the food.)
Jess: No, no. My treat.
Rory: OOH YEA! More money for junk food then! (Kisses him good-bye and takes the food.)
[At the Gilmore Home]
(Rory Just walked in with Jess and the food)
Rory: Mom! Eliza! I am back!
Eliza: Lorelei is still at the movie store. (notices Jess) And you are?
Rory: Oh, yes. Jess this is Eliza. Eliza this is Jess, my boyfriend.
Eliza: Well hello Jess nice to meet you
Jess: Same
Rory: Well I am just going to go set these things in the living room. Would you two like two join me?
Eliza: No
Jess: Yes
Eliza: Make that a yes.
Rory: Alrighty then. Your both coming.
(Lorelei enters)
Lorelei: Hello everyone! I am back. Guess what movie I got?
Rory: Willy Wonka?
Lorelei: Nope, The Other Sister.
Eliza: Why in the universe did you get that? It has to be like the most ghastly movie in the world.
Lorelei: I have never actually seen it. Nor has Rory and I highly doubt Jess has. So therefore Hon, you're out numbered
Eliza: Must I participate in movie night?
Lorelei: No, but we would prefer you to.
Eliza: can I just walk around town?
Lorelei: fine.
Rory: Hey, how bout I call Dean Forester and he can show you around town?
Eliza: Fine, but how will I know this person is Dean?
Jess: Tall, Floppy hair, rather menacing, still in love with Rory even though he dumped her.
Rory: Jess
Jess: Rory, you mentioned him not me. Therefore you can take whatever names I prefer to give him.
Rory: FINE!
Lorelei: I am just going to go call Dean then. (Goes to telephone Dean)
Rory: I'm going to go to my room. (Leaves)
Eliza: I'll just stay here and wait for Dean.
Jess: I am going to sit on the couch. Watching the blank TV and eating the invisible food.
Eliza: I'll go with you.
[in the family room]
Rory walks in. She finds Eliza on top of Jess.
Rory: What the hell do you think you are doing bitch?
Jess: Rory? Help, get her off of me. She jumped on me and wouldn't stop kissing me.
Eliza: I didn't do anything. He pulled me onto him.
Rory: Eliza, I cannot believe you are trying to steal my boyfriend. Why can't you just go make out with Dean? You two are better suited for each other anyways.
(Lorelei walks in.)
Lorelei: Whoa there! Why all the yelling?
Rory: Eliza was making out with Jess!
Eliza: I did nothing of the sort. He pulled me onto him!
Jess: What the hell no I didn't and you know that and Rory knows that, too. And I bet Lorelei does to. Don't you Lorelei?
Lorelei: Eliza this is crazy we all know Jess wants Rory and it is evident in his eyes, but-
Jess: You cannot see anything in my eyes.
Rory: Yes, you can sweets, it's very evident. By the way I love you, too. Jess: I love you more.
Rory: That too is evident in your eyes. (They start kissing)
Lorelei: Ahem. (they don't break apart) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Sorry.
Jess: Yea, sorry.
Eliza: Well I hate to break this up, but I think Dean is here.
Dean: Rory, you love him? You couldn't say I love you to me, but yet you can to him in less than a month? I don't believe you.
[At Luke's, Rory just walked in]
Rory: OH POOKSIE! I need-
Jess: Never ever call me, POOKSIE, or any other 'cute' name ever again.
Rory: Fine. Jess, I need 12 coffees, 2 whole apple pies and one whole cherry pie.
Jess: That's a lot of food, its movie night I presume?
Rory: Yuppers (Did I just say yuppers?) Wanna come? Mom said it was OK!
Jess: Sure, but I have to ask Luke first.
Luke: Have to ask me what?
Jess: Lorelei and Rory invited me to movie night? May I go? Or is it too much trouble for you Uncle Luke?
Rory: Mom wants him to meet Eliza.
Luke: It's fine with me as long as your mother is fine with it.
Rory: Well then Jess the movie should start in half an hour. Please be early. (In his ear) We can have some fun before. Meet me at the bridge in about 15 minutes.
Jess: (in her ear) Oh, we will have fun Ror. We will. (Louder and out of her ear.) So I shall be there in half an hour then? (hands her her food.)
Rory: Yup, half an hour. (hands him the money for the food.)
Jess: No, no. My treat.
Rory: OOH YEA! More money for junk food then! (Kisses him good-bye and takes the food.)
[At the Gilmore Home]
(Rory Just walked in with Jess and the food)
Rory: Mom! Eliza! I am back!
Eliza: Lorelei is still at the movie store. (notices Jess) And you are?
Rory: Oh, yes. Jess this is Eliza. Eliza this is Jess, my boyfriend.
Eliza: Well hello Jess nice to meet you
Jess: Same
Rory: Well I am just going to go set these things in the living room. Would you two like two join me?
Eliza: No
Jess: Yes
Eliza: Make that a yes.
Rory: Alrighty then. Your both coming.
(Lorelei enters)
Lorelei: Hello everyone! I am back. Guess what movie I got?
Rory: Willy Wonka?
Lorelei: Nope, The Other Sister.
Eliza: Why in the universe did you get that? It has to be like the most ghastly movie in the world.
Lorelei: I have never actually seen it. Nor has Rory and I highly doubt Jess has. So therefore Hon, you're out numbered
Eliza: Must I participate in movie night?
Lorelei: No, but we would prefer you to.
Eliza: can I just walk around town?
Lorelei: fine.
Rory: Hey, how bout I call Dean Forester and he can show you around town?
Eliza: Fine, but how will I know this person is Dean?
Jess: Tall, Floppy hair, rather menacing, still in love with Rory even though he dumped her.
Rory: Jess
Jess: Rory, you mentioned him not me. Therefore you can take whatever names I prefer to give him.
Rory: FINE!
Lorelei: I am just going to go call Dean then. (Goes to telephone Dean)
Rory: I'm going to go to my room. (Leaves)
Eliza: I'll just stay here and wait for Dean.
Jess: I am going to sit on the couch. Watching the blank TV and eating the invisible food.
Eliza: I'll go with you.
[in the family room]
Rory walks in. She finds Eliza on top of Jess.
Rory: What the hell do you think you are doing bitch?
Jess: Rory? Help, get her off of me. She jumped on me and wouldn't stop kissing me.
Eliza: I didn't do anything. He pulled me onto him.
Rory: Eliza, I cannot believe you are trying to steal my boyfriend. Why can't you just go make out with Dean? You two are better suited for each other anyways.
(Lorelei walks in.)
Lorelei: Whoa there! Why all the yelling?
Rory: Eliza was making out with Jess!
Eliza: I did nothing of the sort. He pulled me onto him!
Jess: What the hell no I didn't and you know that and Rory knows that, too. And I bet Lorelei does to. Don't you Lorelei?
Lorelei: Eliza this is crazy we all know Jess wants Rory and it is evident in his eyes, but-
Jess: You cannot see anything in my eyes.
Rory: Yes, you can sweets, it's very evident. By the way I love you, too. Jess: I love you more.
Rory: That too is evident in your eyes. (They start kissing)
Lorelei: Ahem. (they don't break apart) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Sorry.
Jess: Yea, sorry.
Eliza: Well I hate to break this up, but I think Dean is here.
Dean: Rory, you love him? You couldn't say I love you to me, but yet you can to him in less than a month? I don't believe you.