Previously on Gilmore Girls:
Rory walks in. She finds Eliza on top of Jess.
Rory: Eliza was making out with Jess!
Eliza: I did nothing of the sort. He pulled me onto him!
Jess: What the hell no I didn't and you know that and Rory knows that, too. And I bet Lorelei does to. Don't you Lorelei?
Lorelei: Eliza this is crazy we all know Jess wants Rory and it is evident in his eyes, but-
Jess: You cannot see anything in my eyes.
Rory: Yes, you can sweets, it's very evident. By the way I love you, too. Jess: I love you more.
Rory: That too is evident in your eyes. (They start kissing)
Lorelei: Ahem. (they don't break apart) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Sorry.
Jess: Yea, sorry.
Eliza: Well I hate to break this up, but I think Dean is here.
Dean: Rory, you love him? You couldn't say I love you to me, but yet you can to him in less than a month? I don't believe you.
On with the story!
Ch.6: The Movie Night Back into Hell
Rory: Dean, maybe I couldn't say it to you because I really didn't feel it. I can feel it with Jess. There is always this spark there. I love him very much and nothing is ever going to change that.
Dean: You have only been going out with him for less than a month and yet you can still say I love you. Not once but twice! I hate you so much. And you Jess. You're even worse than her.
Jess: How am I worse than her? Is it because she can see it in my eyes? She is the first fricking person to ever see anything in my eyes. I am proud of her for that. Living in New York taught me how to hide my feelings, but for this girl it all comes out in my eyes.
Eliza: Wow. It's really sad that the first person to ever see anything in your eyes is a girl at the age of 17. That's really quite traumatizing actually.
Lorelei: Well I hate to break up this big gab fest, but Rory, Jess, and I have a movie to watch and Eliza, you and Dean get to go for your tour of Star's Hollow by Dean. Beware of Miss Patty. Be sure to get together I want to hear all about your night when you get back. And I will have expected you two to have kissed. Considering Eliza was so jumpy on Jess earlier.
[Eliza and Dean leave for Eliza's tour of Star's Hollow while Jess, Rory, and Lorelei go into the living room to watch The Other Sister.]
[On Eliza's tour an hour and a half later]
Dean:. and this is Miss Patty's Dance Studio. I once fell asleep with Rory here.
Eliza: You know I really don't care about what happened when you were with Rory. I haven't even been here for a full 48 hours yet, and I still know more about the girl than I could even want to know.
Dean: Well I am sorry if that bugs you, but basically the whole time I lived here I went out with her. Right now I have nobody.
Eliza: Oh good so it wouldn't matter if I kissed you?
Dean: No it woul.
[Eliza kisses him. They go on for a good ten minutes just kissing]
[Meanwhile back at the Gilmore House]
Lorelei: Well I must say that was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Rory: Was it? I thought it was partially Ok, but then I didn't see half of it thanks to Jess hear.
Jess: Hey. I didn't start the kissing this time. You did.
Lorelei: oh give it a rest you two. You both started it, but you know the worst part is you two do this in front of me. Rory, you do know that I am your mother right?
Rory: Well of course I do.
Lorelei: Well then. I would appreciate it if you would stop making out in front of me at least.
Rory: but Mom I am always with you. When am I actually supposed to kiss him then?
Jess: hello? I am still here in the room with you two crazy chatty birds.
Rory: Err. sorry Jess. Mom I will not stop. I love him and you know that. So it won't stop
[There's a crash on the porch]
Lorelei: What was that?
Rory: I don't know, but Jess just went to open the door.
[Jess opens the door to find Dean and Eliza apparently attached by the mouth]
Jess: Well what do we have here? Rory, sweetie come quick or you're going to miss it!
[Rory runs in.]
Rory: Wow. Who would ever think someone would actually listen to my mother's words.
Lorelei: I heard my name. What do you mean someone listening to my words? (She sees Dean and Eliza.) Whoa. Haven't I seen enough of teens making out tonight?
[Dean and Eliza are still kissing]
Lorelei: Ok you two. Are you going to come up for air anytime soon?
[When they don't stop Lorelei pulls the two apart.]
Eliza: Hey what did you do that for?
Lorelei: You are on my porch. Not in your apartment in Washington D.C. Please keep in mind this is my property. Dean go home.
Dean: Lorelei I just did what you said to.
Lorelei: Have you ever heard me very serious? I never mean stuff like that and you should know that. Now go home now before I sick Miss Patty on you.
[Dean leaves]
Lorelei: Rory, why don't you and Jess go out for a little while? Have a little fun, just don't take me as serious as miss lips over here.
Rory: Ok Mom I'll be back an hour or so.
Lorelei: Bye. [Rory and Jess leave]
Eliza: We only did what you told us to do. If you weren't serious you shouldn't have said it. I cannot actually think of an actual parent who would send their children out with guys anyways. It is completely insane, but then this whole town is insane.
Lorelei: damn right this whole town is insane. Do you know why it is? Don't answer that. No one can answer that, it's like the secret of this small town, but that is why I love it so much.
Eliza: Why would anyone think this town is insane?
Rory walks in. She finds Eliza on top of Jess.
Rory: Eliza was making out with Jess!
Eliza: I did nothing of the sort. He pulled me onto him!
Jess: What the hell no I didn't and you know that and Rory knows that, too. And I bet Lorelei does to. Don't you Lorelei?
Lorelei: Eliza this is crazy we all know Jess wants Rory and it is evident in his eyes, but-
Jess: You cannot see anything in my eyes.
Rory: Yes, you can sweets, it's very evident. By the way I love you, too. Jess: I love you more.
Rory: That too is evident in your eyes. (They start kissing)
Lorelei: Ahem. (they don't break apart) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Sorry.
Jess: Yea, sorry.
Eliza: Well I hate to break this up, but I think Dean is here.
Dean: Rory, you love him? You couldn't say I love you to me, but yet you can to him in less than a month? I don't believe you.
On with the story!
Ch.6: The Movie Night Back into Hell
Rory: Dean, maybe I couldn't say it to you because I really didn't feel it. I can feel it with Jess. There is always this spark there. I love him very much and nothing is ever going to change that.
Dean: You have only been going out with him for less than a month and yet you can still say I love you. Not once but twice! I hate you so much. And you Jess. You're even worse than her.
Jess: How am I worse than her? Is it because she can see it in my eyes? She is the first fricking person to ever see anything in my eyes. I am proud of her for that. Living in New York taught me how to hide my feelings, but for this girl it all comes out in my eyes.
Eliza: Wow. It's really sad that the first person to ever see anything in your eyes is a girl at the age of 17. That's really quite traumatizing actually.
Lorelei: Well I hate to break up this big gab fest, but Rory, Jess, and I have a movie to watch and Eliza, you and Dean get to go for your tour of Star's Hollow by Dean. Beware of Miss Patty. Be sure to get together I want to hear all about your night when you get back. And I will have expected you two to have kissed. Considering Eliza was so jumpy on Jess earlier.
[Eliza and Dean leave for Eliza's tour of Star's Hollow while Jess, Rory, and Lorelei go into the living room to watch The Other Sister.]
[On Eliza's tour an hour and a half later]
Dean:. and this is Miss Patty's Dance Studio. I once fell asleep with Rory here.
Eliza: You know I really don't care about what happened when you were with Rory. I haven't even been here for a full 48 hours yet, and I still know more about the girl than I could even want to know.
Dean: Well I am sorry if that bugs you, but basically the whole time I lived here I went out with her. Right now I have nobody.
Eliza: Oh good so it wouldn't matter if I kissed you?
Dean: No it woul.
[Eliza kisses him. They go on for a good ten minutes just kissing]
[Meanwhile back at the Gilmore House]
Lorelei: Well I must say that was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Rory: Was it? I thought it was partially Ok, but then I didn't see half of it thanks to Jess hear.
Jess: Hey. I didn't start the kissing this time. You did.
Lorelei: oh give it a rest you two. You both started it, but you know the worst part is you two do this in front of me. Rory, you do know that I am your mother right?
Rory: Well of course I do.
Lorelei: Well then. I would appreciate it if you would stop making out in front of me at least.
Rory: but Mom I am always with you. When am I actually supposed to kiss him then?
Jess: hello? I am still here in the room with you two crazy chatty birds.
Rory: Err. sorry Jess. Mom I will not stop. I love him and you know that. So it won't stop
[There's a crash on the porch]
Lorelei: What was that?
Rory: I don't know, but Jess just went to open the door.
[Jess opens the door to find Dean and Eliza apparently attached by the mouth]
Jess: Well what do we have here? Rory, sweetie come quick or you're going to miss it!
[Rory runs in.]
Rory: Wow. Who would ever think someone would actually listen to my mother's words.
Lorelei: I heard my name. What do you mean someone listening to my words? (She sees Dean and Eliza.) Whoa. Haven't I seen enough of teens making out tonight?
[Dean and Eliza are still kissing]
Lorelei: Ok you two. Are you going to come up for air anytime soon?
[When they don't stop Lorelei pulls the two apart.]
Eliza: Hey what did you do that for?
Lorelei: You are on my porch. Not in your apartment in Washington D.C. Please keep in mind this is my property. Dean go home.
Dean: Lorelei I just did what you said to.
Lorelei: Have you ever heard me very serious? I never mean stuff like that and you should know that. Now go home now before I sick Miss Patty on you.
[Dean leaves]
Lorelei: Rory, why don't you and Jess go out for a little while? Have a little fun, just don't take me as serious as miss lips over here.
Rory: Ok Mom I'll be back an hour or so.
Lorelei: Bye. [Rory and Jess leave]
Eliza: We only did what you told us to do. If you weren't serious you shouldn't have said it. I cannot actually think of an actual parent who would send their children out with guys anyways. It is completely insane, but then this whole town is insane.
Lorelei: damn right this whole town is insane. Do you know why it is? Don't answer that. No one can answer that, it's like the secret of this small town, but that is why I love it so much.
Eliza: Why would anyone think this town is insane?