Ch.8 The Horrible Day
[It's the next day. And Rory is very upset.]
[At the Gilmore home]
(Rory walks in)
Lorelei: Well good morning sleepyhead. Coffee?
Rory: Of course I want coffee. Just not at Luke's. And never call me sleepyhead it is only 8 am and I wouldn't be up if you weren't singing.
Eliza: Well aren't we a very enthusiastic person in the morning? And why can't we go to Luke's for coffee?
Lorelei: I would like to know that too Eliza considering we always go to Luke's.
Rory: Mom, you know perfectly well why I don't want to go to Luke's.
Eliza: Why does she get to know and not me?
Lorelei: OOH! OOH! Can I tell her please?
Rory: No, I don't want Eliza knowing that Jess and I are in a fight. OOPS.
Eliza: You two are in a fight? Why are you in a fight?
Rory: Gee. I don't know. Maybe you can answer that one yourself considering it is yourself. Mom I am going to Lane's. I will be back later.
[At Luke's Eliza and Lorelei just entered]
Lorelei: LUKEY! I need coffee!
Luke: Just for calling me Lukey you don't get any. Jess, do not give Lorelei any coffee.
Eliza: Luke, the coffee isn't for Lorelei, it is for Rory. She is very upset over some fight she and Jess are in.
Jess: How do you know about that?
Eliza: Well Rory and Lorelei were talking this morning and it just kind of fell out.
Lorelei: It fell out. More like you begged for the reason for Rory's bad mood to come out.
Eliza: I did not beg.
Luke: (to Jess) Well we see they are going to turn out like Rory and Lorelei.
Jess: Yes, fortunately though, Eliza will never have me.
Eliza: Wonderful Jess. Lovely to know you hate me and even more assuring to know you and I made out for no reason.
Jess: No, you and I didn't make out mutually you jumped onto me and tried to force me to make out with you. Therefore there was no 'made out' between the two of us. It was all you.
Lorelei: I would still like to know why Jess and Rory are in a big fight about this. I thought Rory was fine.
Jess: So did I, but we still are in a fight about it. And it won't get any better unless she turns around and realizes that I wasn't actually the one that was making out with Eliza over here. Not me at all.
[It's the next day. And Rory is very upset.]
[At the Gilmore home]
(Rory walks in)
Lorelei: Well good morning sleepyhead. Coffee?
Rory: Of course I want coffee. Just not at Luke's. And never call me sleepyhead it is only 8 am and I wouldn't be up if you weren't singing.
Eliza: Well aren't we a very enthusiastic person in the morning? And why can't we go to Luke's for coffee?
Lorelei: I would like to know that too Eliza considering we always go to Luke's.
Rory: Mom, you know perfectly well why I don't want to go to Luke's.
Eliza: Why does she get to know and not me?
Lorelei: OOH! OOH! Can I tell her please?
Rory: No, I don't want Eliza knowing that Jess and I are in a fight. OOPS.
Eliza: You two are in a fight? Why are you in a fight?
Rory: Gee. I don't know. Maybe you can answer that one yourself considering it is yourself. Mom I am going to Lane's. I will be back later.
[At Luke's Eliza and Lorelei just entered]
Lorelei: LUKEY! I need coffee!
Luke: Just for calling me Lukey you don't get any. Jess, do not give Lorelei any coffee.
Eliza: Luke, the coffee isn't for Lorelei, it is for Rory. She is very upset over some fight she and Jess are in.
Jess: How do you know about that?
Eliza: Well Rory and Lorelei were talking this morning and it just kind of fell out.
Lorelei: It fell out. More like you begged for the reason for Rory's bad mood to come out.
Eliza: I did not beg.
Luke: (to Jess) Well we see they are going to turn out like Rory and Lorelei.
Jess: Yes, fortunately though, Eliza will never have me.
Eliza: Wonderful Jess. Lovely to know you hate me and even more assuring to know you and I made out for no reason.
Jess: No, you and I didn't make out mutually you jumped onto me and tried to force me to make out with you. Therefore there was no 'made out' between the two of us. It was all you.
Lorelei: I would still like to know why Jess and Rory are in a big fight about this. I thought Rory was fine.
Jess: So did I, but we still are in a fight about it. And it won't get any better unless she turns around and realizes that I wasn't actually the one that was making out with Eliza over here. Not me at all.