Author's note: Hey, we butcher old songs and make them into songs that suit
the character singing them. There might be only half of a song, but don't
worry, have fun.
"Judging tonight is Minerva Mcgonagall, Severus Snape, Argus Filch, and Mad-eye Moody." Lee Jordan announced. "Here is Voldemort with a twisted version of, 'When you're good to Mamma' from the Chicago Sound track."
"Ask any of the wizards on my side
They'll tell you stories 'bout the ones that died
I hate 'em all but all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called generosity...NOT!
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you.
They do many favors
Their prepared to do
You do one for Voldy
He'll do one for you.
When my life is on the line
And it's me or you
See you later buddy
Cause that's just what I do!
Damn that stupid Potter Time to see him through
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you!
If you need my power
Which you probably do
You do one for Voldy
He'll do one for you
When I see your dark mark
It makes me really pleased You better bow down to me
Or else you'll be deceived
The folks at the ministry
Are the ones the world obeys
So if you don't help kill them Then that's the end of your days
Let's all kill together
Like the mobsters do
When you're helpin' Voldy
Voldy's helpin' you
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you!" Voldemort sang with all his might.
Then the ratings began.
"9 out of 10, I loved the beat, but the lyrics were not my type." Mcgonagall said.
"10, you turned a woman's song into a big hit." Snape sneered.
"8, I didn't like the way you didn't move your arms." Filch said petting Mrs. Norris.
"9, nice dress, but your song seemed threatening to some." Mad-eye Moody said.
"That makes a total of 36 out of 40." Lee Jordan said. "Next is a duet by Ron and Harry."
"Judging tonight is Minerva Mcgonagall, Severus Snape, Argus Filch, and Mad-eye Moody." Lee Jordan announced. "Here is Voldemort with a twisted version of, 'When you're good to Mamma' from the Chicago Sound track."
"Ask any of the wizards on my side
They'll tell you stories 'bout the ones that died
I hate 'em all but all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called generosity...NOT!
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you.
They do many favors
Their prepared to do
You do one for Voldy
He'll do one for you.
When my life is on the line
And it's me or you
See you later buddy
Cause that's just what I do!
Damn that stupid Potter Time to see him through
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you!
If you need my power
Which you probably do
You do one for Voldy
He'll do one for you
When I see your dark mark
It makes me really pleased You better bow down to me
Or else you'll be deceived
The folks at the ministry
Are the ones the world obeys
So if you don't help kill them Then that's the end of your days
Let's all kill together
Like the mobsters do
When you're helpin' Voldy
Voldy's helpin' you
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Voldy
Voldy's good to you!" Voldemort sang with all his might.
Then the ratings began.
"9 out of 10, I loved the beat, but the lyrics were not my type." Mcgonagall said.
"10, you turned a woman's song into a big hit." Snape sneered.
"8, I didn't like the way you didn't move your arms." Filch said petting Mrs. Norris.
"9, nice dress, but your song seemed threatening to some." Mad-eye Moody said.
"That makes a total of 36 out of 40." Lee Jordan said. "Next is a duet by Ron and Harry."