Ch. 15 Mysterious Garbage Truck Man
(Rory is all sad. Lorelei and Jess are walking with her back to the house. When they hear a faint rumbling in the distance)
Rory: "Does anyone else hear that rumbling following us?"
Lorelei turns around and sees the garbage truck following them.
Lorelei: "Why is that garbage truck following us?"
Jess: "Hmmm. I don't know."
Rory: "Jess, I know when you are lying. Spill it Mister!"
Just then a dark and creepy figure came out of the garbage truck and slowly grazed over to the bystanders, gawking wildly and ferociously at the tall man.
As he came closer Lorelei sensed a familiar bout about him.
Lorelei: "Hey! I know that backwards cap anywhere (considering I bought it for him). It's Luke! Not a creepy man!"
Jess: "I beg to differ."
Luke: "Hey pal! No dessert for you!"
Jess: "Oh gee, how will I manage?" Rory: "Anyways, (darting a glance at Jess), what are you doing here Luke? And what's with the garbage truck?"
Lorelei: "Yeah, and the creepy stalker like qualities you've been showing all night."
Luke: "Well, Jess and I overheard Eliza in the alley talking to her parent's, on her cell phone, about Colonel Clucker and the throwing of him in the street. So we planned an intervention. We got a garbage truck and I drove it. Jess waited with a walkie talkie in the bushes to notify me when to come. I came at just the right time to pick Colonel Clucker up when Genevieve was about to throw him in the street. Jess. continue."
Jess: "And since Luke had the garbage truck Colonel Clucker is still safe."
Rory: "Colonel Clucker?!!?!?! Where is he? I want Colonel Clucker nowww!"
Lorelei: "Rory, I know that you want colonel Clucker and all, but calm down and stop whining!"
Luke goes and gets Colonel Clucker out of the back of the garbage truck.
Luke: "I will give him to you on one condition."
Rory: "Ok tell me the condition"
Luke: "No coffee for 2 days."
Lorelei: "Luke. Noooo!!?!??! You cannot put anyone through that torture it's just dreadful!"
Rory: "No it's fine Mom."
Luke: "Here he is."
As they walk back to Luke's to celebrate their victory Jess pulls over Rory.
Jess: "Rory I want you to know that I would never cheat on you with anyone else cause I love you!"
Rory: "I love you too! But I also love coffee.so I might be in a state of withdrawal so I might be a little touchy these two days."
Jess leans over and gives her a kiss and then whispers in her ear.
Jess: "I'll sneak you coffee when Luke isn't looking babe."
Together, hand in hand they walk together into the glittering twilight with thoughts of love...and coffee.hey! What did you expect? Just love?
The End.
(Rory is all sad. Lorelei and Jess are walking with her back to the house. When they hear a faint rumbling in the distance)
Rory: "Does anyone else hear that rumbling following us?"
Lorelei turns around and sees the garbage truck following them.
Lorelei: "Why is that garbage truck following us?"
Jess: "Hmmm. I don't know."
Rory: "Jess, I know when you are lying. Spill it Mister!"
Just then a dark and creepy figure came out of the garbage truck and slowly grazed over to the bystanders, gawking wildly and ferociously at the tall man.
As he came closer Lorelei sensed a familiar bout about him.
Lorelei: "Hey! I know that backwards cap anywhere (considering I bought it for him). It's Luke! Not a creepy man!"
Jess: "I beg to differ."
Luke: "Hey pal! No dessert for you!"
Jess: "Oh gee, how will I manage?" Rory: "Anyways, (darting a glance at Jess), what are you doing here Luke? And what's with the garbage truck?"
Lorelei: "Yeah, and the creepy stalker like qualities you've been showing all night."
Luke: "Well, Jess and I overheard Eliza in the alley talking to her parent's, on her cell phone, about Colonel Clucker and the throwing of him in the street. So we planned an intervention. We got a garbage truck and I drove it. Jess waited with a walkie talkie in the bushes to notify me when to come. I came at just the right time to pick Colonel Clucker up when Genevieve was about to throw him in the street. Jess. continue."
Jess: "And since Luke had the garbage truck Colonel Clucker is still safe."
Rory: "Colonel Clucker?!!?!?! Where is he? I want Colonel Clucker nowww!"
Lorelei: "Rory, I know that you want colonel Clucker and all, but calm down and stop whining!"
Luke goes and gets Colonel Clucker out of the back of the garbage truck.
Luke: "I will give him to you on one condition."
Rory: "Ok tell me the condition"
Luke: "No coffee for 2 days."
Lorelei: "Luke. Noooo!!?!??! You cannot put anyone through that torture it's just dreadful!"
Rory: "No it's fine Mom."
Luke: "Here he is."
As they walk back to Luke's to celebrate their victory Jess pulls over Rory.
Jess: "Rory I want you to know that I would never cheat on you with anyone else cause I love you!"
Rory: "I love you too! But I also love coffee.so I might be in a state of withdrawal so I might be a little touchy these two days."
Jess leans over and gives her a kiss and then whispers in her ear.
Jess: "I'll sneak you coffee when Luke isn't looking babe."
Together, hand in hand they walk together into the glittering twilight with thoughts of love...and coffee.hey! What did you expect? Just love?
The End.