"Now Dumbledore with. with. with his own little song." Lee Jordan looked at the script and thought it was a typo.

"I'm too sexy for this hat." He sang and through it off. "I'm too sexy for these shoes." He threw those off also. "I'm too sexy for these robes." He started taking them off. "TAKE IT OFF!" Mcgonagall screamed. Then he finally took off everything besides his underwear. "I'm too sexy for my arse, too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my voice, too sexy for my-"

"That's enough said." Lee Jordan interrupted.

"10, only because you are sexy, baby." Mcgonagall stared.

"9, only because you are the headmaster." Snape looked in the other direction.

"2, I don't like Harry Potter underwear, even whitey-tidies would do." Filch was covering Mrs. Norris's eyes.

"1, you need more mojo, man, yeah, but you're a sexy beast." Mad-eye Moody starred.

"Total is, 22, amazingly. Next up is the Marauders." Lee Jordan said, ending the act abruptly.

"I beat Dumbledore!" Voldemort was doing the monkey.

"Yah, but I'm sexier." Dumbledore licked his finger and put it on his butt and made a sizzling noise.

"Well then I must be the sexiest person alive." Ron said staring at his body.