"Now it's another Harry Potter song, Daddy wasn't there from the 3rd Austin Power movie, baby." Lee Jordan read the script, "Huh? Voldemort is more sexier than Dumbledore? What's all this about Ron's butt and Potter's urge to shake it up?"

"Daddy wasn't there, to take me to the fair, it's like he doesn't ccccaaarrrreee, daddy wasn't there. When I was customized, when I was super sized, when I was circumcised, daddy wasn't there, to take me to the fair, to change my under wear. Daddy wasn't there, peace out." Harry sang sadly.

"Why me? Why not your mother?" James pointed to Lily, Lily smacked him over the head with a book.

"12!" Mcgonagall yelled out.

"50, I hated your daddy too, Harry." Tears were rolling out of Snape's eyes.

"-20, if you have a problem with your pops then just do what Voldy would do, kill him. You whiny little brat." Filch yelled and Mrs. Norris purred.

"10, my daddy didn't love me!" Mad-eye had tears rolling out of his good eye.

"That was great! That's a total of 42 out of 40." Lee announced.

"Why does the world hat me?" James asked.

"Because you are a psychotic pervert jerk who doesn't love his own son." Lily yelled.

"I gave him a lot of money." James said.

"Shut up, I don't want to yell at you in front of people."

"Yes, dear." James grumbled.