Disclaimer: My name is Osamu Tezuka, I don't need disclaimers, I invented
Anime!! Nah, I'm just your ordinary writer, trying to make a difference in
the way you see Pegasus. Just kidding! This fanfiction is solely for the
purpose of laughing at, yup, please do not review only to say you hate it.
Look, you hate it, then don't read it! How many times must I say this??
Anyway, Pegasus in the T.V. series (and the rest of the characters I
torture) are cool. Why must I torture them in this way? Because it is a
FANFICTION. Now that my points across, I'd like to say a few thankyous.
(By the way, you rule, Osamu T.!!)
First off, I'd like to thank all my reviewers. Gee, not many, but hey, it's the thought that counts =). Anyway, a big ol' thanks to Pharaoh, zdude (Cheese forever ;) ), Chronolizzard, Drago (I'll try to add Tea in this chappie, she annoys me too a bit), Rep (You have a point there, I had to keep the story moving, I guess () and Random reviewers that happened to read my story. PLEASE REVIEW (ONLY) IF YOU LIKED IT!! If you would like to see any characters in this story, review and tell me the names of the characters and whatever you wish to include.
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Currently, our hero's are chasing a drunk Pegasus, who is currently being chased throught K-Mart. What will our hero's do?
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They all chase Pegasus (well, all except Pegasus, who is currently being chased) through the Gardening Center, which is stocked with various plants, including . . .
Joey: Venus fly traps!!!
Everyone else: No DUH!!
We see Pegasus (referred to as Peggy from now on since Pegasus is way too long) hopping from Venus fly trap mouth to other Venus fly trap mouth.
Joey: Hey, that's cool! *attemps to jump from Venus fly trap mouth to Venus fly trap mouth and is promptly gobbled up.
Peggy: They won't eat me! I'm a vegetarian. Uh-huh. *nods proudly*
Inuyasha: But you're still made of meat.
Peggy: Oh, yeah. *Is eaten by the Venus fly trap he was sitting in.*
*In the Venus fly trap*
Peggy: Hi Joey! My eye candy!!!!! *Starts singing* Ah ah ah ah, staying alive! Staying alive!
*Outside the fly trap, a loud scream is heard from the fly trap*
Inuyasha: *nods* Yup, that's Joey.
Joey: *suddenly jumps up from the fly trap and runs screaming out of the garden house.* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Inuyasha: *grabs Joey's collar, preventing him from escaping*
Peggy: *Jumps out of fly trap* Come back, my one true love!!!
Joey: *Screams like a girl*
Yami: You know that you didn't pay for that costume, peggy. Uh, Pegasus.
Peggy: Yup, I'm hoping to go to jail. It's my life long dream.
*All stare*
Suddenly, an extremely short K Mart worker with a nametag reading Weevil (A/N what can I say? He annoys me to pieces) walks by and eats five pounds of sugar.
Weevil: Mmm, sugar. It helps me make a good impact *Runs into wall and crashes through it, leaving an extremely-short-person-shaped hole after him.
Peggy: Wow. That was weird.*Skips out of K mart*
Alarms go off
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Everyone: Oh, man! *Run*
After this horrible event:
Pegasus skipped home, drank grape juice (which he mistook for wine) and locked himself in his mansion for 362 minutes; afterwards, he came downstairs and found . . . .
Joey: PAAARTEY!!
Inuyasha and Yami do the limbo.
Inuyasha: (trips over the limbo stick, which is set 2 inches from the ground) Man, that grape juice is one good dreink . . . I mean dreenke . . . oh, whatever.
Pegasus: *recovered from drunkness* Wha- what the.?
Tea: *Appears out of nowhere, BIG, creepy, smile* Hi, peggy, join the partey!
*All "drunk" except Peggy*
Pegasus: Don't call me that!
Tea: Ooooooh, don't be a sore loser peggy *hic* My-
Pegasus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! * runs back upstairs, they all stop the fake ways of drunk-ness downstairs*
Joey: Did it work? Cause I'm not ever, EVER doing that again.
*They all march upstairs, they see Peggy, in a corner, in a ball saying over and over*
I'm never drinking again, I'm never drinking again, I'm never drinking again . . . .
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Awww, poor peggy.. uh, Pegasus. I actually feel bad for him! Wow. Well, I'm now suffering a bit from writers block, but I'm trying, perhaps I'll have them run into another director. Hm, well, if you have any ideas.. Any what-so-ever, tell me! And like always, please review!!!
First off, I'd like to thank all my reviewers. Gee, not many, but hey, it's the thought that counts =). Anyway, a big ol' thanks to Pharaoh, zdude (Cheese forever ;) ), Chronolizzard, Drago (I'll try to add Tea in this chappie, she annoys me too a bit), Rep (You have a point there, I had to keep the story moving, I guess () and Random reviewers that happened to read my story. PLEASE REVIEW (ONLY) IF YOU LIKED IT!! If you would like to see any characters in this story, review and tell me the names of the characters and whatever you wish to include.
__......-----ooooooOOOOOOoooooo------....__
Currently, our hero's are chasing a drunk Pegasus, who is currently being chased throught K-Mart. What will our hero's do?
__......-----ooooooOOOOOOoooooo------....__
They all chase Pegasus (well, all except Pegasus, who is currently being chased) through the Gardening Center, which is stocked with various plants, including . . .
Joey: Venus fly traps!!!
Everyone else: No DUH!!
We see Pegasus (referred to as Peggy from now on since Pegasus is way too long) hopping from Venus fly trap mouth to other Venus fly trap mouth.
Joey: Hey, that's cool! *attemps to jump from Venus fly trap mouth to Venus fly trap mouth and is promptly gobbled up.
Peggy: They won't eat me! I'm a vegetarian. Uh-huh. *nods proudly*
Inuyasha: But you're still made of meat.
Peggy: Oh, yeah. *Is eaten by the Venus fly trap he was sitting in.*
*In the Venus fly trap*
Peggy: Hi Joey! My eye candy!!!!! *Starts singing* Ah ah ah ah, staying alive! Staying alive!
*Outside the fly trap, a loud scream is heard from the fly trap*
Inuyasha: *nods* Yup, that's Joey.
Joey: *suddenly jumps up from the fly trap and runs screaming out of the garden house.* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Inuyasha: *grabs Joey's collar, preventing him from escaping*
Peggy: *Jumps out of fly trap* Come back, my one true love!!!
Joey: *Screams like a girl*
Yami: You know that you didn't pay for that costume, peggy. Uh, Pegasus.
Peggy: Yup, I'm hoping to go to jail. It's my life long dream.
*All stare*
Suddenly, an extremely short K Mart worker with a nametag reading Weevil (A/N what can I say? He annoys me to pieces) walks by and eats five pounds of sugar.
Weevil: Mmm, sugar. It helps me make a good impact *Runs into wall and crashes through it, leaving an extremely-short-person-shaped hole after him.
Peggy: Wow. That was weird.*Skips out of K mart*
Alarms go off
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Everyone: Oh, man! *Run*
After this horrible event:
Pegasus skipped home, drank grape juice (which he mistook for wine) and locked himself in his mansion for 362 minutes; afterwards, he came downstairs and found . . . .
Joey: PAAARTEY!!
Inuyasha and Yami do the limbo.
Inuyasha: (trips over the limbo stick, which is set 2 inches from the ground) Man, that grape juice is one good dreink . . . I mean dreenke . . . oh, whatever.
Pegasus: *recovered from drunkness* Wha- what the.?
Tea: *Appears out of nowhere, BIG, creepy, smile* Hi, peggy, join the partey!
*All "drunk" except Peggy*
Pegasus: Don't call me that!
Tea: Ooooooh, don't be a sore loser peggy *hic* My-
Pegasus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! * runs back upstairs, they all stop the fake ways of drunk-ness downstairs*
Joey: Did it work? Cause I'm not ever, EVER doing that again.
*They all march upstairs, they see Peggy, in a corner, in a ball saying over and over*
I'm never drinking again, I'm never drinking again, I'm never drinking again . . . .
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Awww, poor peggy.. uh, Pegasus. I actually feel bad for him! Wow. Well, I'm now suffering a bit from writers block, but I'm trying, perhaps I'll have them run into another director. Hm, well, if you have any ideas.. Any what-so-ever, tell me! And like always, please review!!!