"Now up, it's Hermione with the Big Butts Song, it's called I like Big
Books." Lee Jordan read.
"Oh my god, Harry, look at her book It is so big It looks like one of those dictionary knock off's Who understands those books? They only read them because it looks big and makes them look smart. I mean her book It's just so big I can't believe it's so square It's just out there I mean, it's stupid Look, it's just so old.
I like big books and I can not lie You other geeks can't deny That when a geek walks in with a glasses case And a big book in your face You get hooked Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that book was WOW Deep in the pages were wonderful words I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, books I wanna get with yas And look at your pictures My house girls tried to warn me But with that book you got Would make me so very geeky
Ooh, rub all those pages Look at this word Well hook me, use me cuz you ain't that average book thang
I've read them all The hell with being cool As long as I'm havin' fun
I'm tired of magazines saying flat books the only thing Take the average geek and ask him that It's gotta pack much stuff, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has those geeks got the book (hell yeah) Well read it, read it, read it, read it, read that healthy book
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em square and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal
I wanna read you now And ooh, double ooh, ooh I ain't talkin' bout average comic books Cause those are just for crooks I want em real thick and long So find that juicy page That Mixes lot's of rage That throughs you back into the oldage So I'm lookin' at the latest hit Readin' these books, try'in to fit You can have them average books I'll read my books like oh no A word to the thick soul I wanna get with ya I won't tear or rip ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna read Til the break of dawn Books, they've got it goin' on A lot of coolies won't like this song Cuz them punks like to trip it and rip it But I'd rather stay and read Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the readin' on
So geeks (yeah), geeks (yeah) If you wanna read my book (yeah) Then read around Read all day Even white boys got to do it Books like that one really do it." Everyone was dancing to it.
Then the ratings.
"10. I like the lyrics, good job Granger." Mcgonagall said.
"10, cause I'm down with it homey." Snape showed the hang loosed sign.
"10, it rocked." Filch said.
"10, it was groovy baby, yeah." Mad-eye Moody said.
"That make Harry and Hermione tied up with 40 points out of 40 points." Lee Jordan said. "Let's have a quick intermission, here to entertain you during this time is a skit by Cho, Shadow (Read Harry Potter and the return of Riddle by me), Hermione, Ginny, and Luna."
"Oh my god, Harry, look at her book It is so big It looks like one of those dictionary knock off's Who understands those books? They only read them because it looks big and makes them look smart. I mean her book It's just so big I can't believe it's so square It's just out there I mean, it's stupid Look, it's just so old.
I like big books and I can not lie You other geeks can't deny That when a geek walks in with a glasses case And a big book in your face You get hooked Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that book was WOW Deep in the pages were wonderful words I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, books I wanna get with yas And look at your pictures My house girls tried to warn me But with that book you got Would make me so very geeky
Ooh, rub all those pages Look at this word Well hook me, use me cuz you ain't that average book thang
I've read them all The hell with being cool As long as I'm havin' fun
I'm tired of magazines saying flat books the only thing Take the average geek and ask him that It's gotta pack much stuff, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has those geeks got the book (hell yeah) Well read it, read it, read it, read it, read that healthy book
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em square and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal
I wanna read you now And ooh, double ooh, ooh I ain't talkin' bout average comic books Cause those are just for crooks I want em real thick and long So find that juicy page That Mixes lot's of rage That throughs you back into the oldage So I'm lookin' at the latest hit Readin' these books, try'in to fit You can have them average books I'll read my books like oh no A word to the thick soul I wanna get with ya I won't tear or rip ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna read Til the break of dawn Books, they've got it goin' on A lot of coolies won't like this song Cuz them punks like to trip it and rip it But I'd rather stay and read Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the readin' on
So geeks (yeah), geeks (yeah) If you wanna read my book (yeah) Then read around Read all day Even white boys got to do it Books like that one really do it." Everyone was dancing to it.
Then the ratings.
"10. I like the lyrics, good job Granger." Mcgonagall said.
"10, cause I'm down with it homey." Snape showed the hang loosed sign.
"10, it rocked." Filch said.
"10, it was groovy baby, yeah." Mad-eye Moody said.
"That make Harry and Hermione tied up with 40 points out of 40 points." Lee Jordan said. "Let's have a quick intermission, here to entertain you during this time is a skit by Cho, Shadow (Read Harry Potter and the return of Riddle by me), Hermione, Ginny, and Luna."