The next morning-
Thanks to all of the reviewers! You guys are great! Don't worry, Tea is tortured and Heero is back! … from out space… I just walked in- ahh, ok… *sweatdrop* … New characters are going to be added, but not in this chappie ^^;; soon though!
And to Dieoma, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Your scaring the readers. ^_~
Also, this chapter has been a bit messed up, They block the story, making it very difficult to read. I'll try to fix that… if not, well, I can't promise anything.. sadly.
Our heroes are currently in Pegasus's mansion, during which Pegasus is having a hangover.. Poor guy. Anyways, the people there are Yugi, Yami, Pegasus, Joey, Heero, Inuyasha, and others that will make a late appearance, maybe not in this chapter. I have to admit, this chapter is a bit. slow, the action will come in. sooner or later.
Disclaimer - I do not own YGO, GW, or Inuyasha. Plus, all the characters are a bit out of character. Yes, this is on purpose. It's to make it funny. Cause it's a fan-fiction. Yup.
And now. Onwards!!!
Pegasus: *Groggy* Where am I? Was it just a bad dream?
Joey: I wish.
Pegasus: Ah, Joey! What happened last night?
*Everyone stares at Joey, wondering what he's going to say…*
Joey: well, see, when we were at the library, see... we... um
Inuyasha: Just say it
Joey: We went to K-Mart after.. yup
Pegasus: Then why does it feel like someone's hammering in my head? *holds head with hands*
Joey: ... that would be Heero
Heero: *stops hammering* oh sorry... *walks away* That's payback for not giving me enough lines
Everyone else: Huh?
Heero: Never mind . . . *shakes head*
Inuyasha: Actually, I would like to know, it sounds Matrix-y
Joey: Yeah, right, as if there's someone controlling what we say and do . . . *pause*
Everyone: Nah.
Inuyasha: Wasn't it cool yesterday night how they had my costume?
Joey: I think the K-mart worker was strange. I mean, how could anyone be that short and move so fast?
Yami: Yes, and also how Pegasus could change costumes that fast
Yugi: *looking at Pegasus* Um, guys, can we have this conversation later? Pegasus is turning green.
*all look*
Pegasus: *suddenly turns to the side and …well… throws up… or down… or whatever.*
Everyone: ewwwww.
Everyone again: awww. poor Pegasus
Inuyasha: I'm not cleaning it up.
Yugi: Ok, ok, I'll count to three and we'll call it. One, two, three! Not it!
Inuyasha: Not it!
Joey: Not it!
Heero: Not it!
Yami: Not it!
Tea: *Watches a butterfly... fly* huh? ((A/N: MWUHAHA))
Inuyasha: *Hopping around* You're it! You're it!
Tea: I'm it? What did I win?
Joey: *hands her a mop*
Tea: umm... What's this for...? guys???
Inuyasha: *showhost's voice* Today's lucky winner! And behind door number one is: Pegasus and his regurgitated lunch!
Peggy: *moan*
*All shudder*
Tea: Ewww!
Yugi: Well, we all called not it. 'Cept you
Tea: Awwww . . . . please?
Everyone: No way, you do it
Tea: You all owe me big time.
Everyone: *roll their eyes*
Tea: *starts mopping up* *drops mop* *bends down*
Pegasus: *Moans and opens eyes* *catches glimpse of Tea's underwear* Ahhh! My retinas!!! The horror! The unspeakable agony! *faints*
Joey: Oh my gawd, you killed Peggy!
Yugi: *pokes Peggy* Pegasus? Are you okay?
Yami: I think he's unconscious.
Inuyasha: Tea could knock out anyone…with... um... you know
Heero: *shakes Pegasus* Wake up, you one-eyed freak! *gives up*
Pegasus: *still unconscious*
Yami: We can just carry him, back to his room so he can sleep ((A/N Currently they're downstairs))
Inuyasha: I give up. The guy's just not gonna wake u . . . what is that smell?!?!?
Joey: *blushing* Wasn't me. He who smelt it, dealt it.
Yugi: It came from you, Joey! And wow, it smells really really bad!
Inuyasha: We're gonna suffocate!
Pegasus: *shoots up from the floor* Aaarrgghhhh! The smell, I can't take it!
Joey: *manly giggle* Farts, nature's smelling salts.
*Everyone stares at Joey*
Yugi: Um, Joey, are you . . . okay?
Joey: Yes, perfectly peachy, never been better. Why?
Inuyasha: *Stands behind Joey and does the 'coo-coo' thing around his ear*
Tea: *snort/laugh… thing*
Joey: Um, I think Tea's trying to communicate using her native language.
Inuyasha: No, I think she stuffed something up her nose and can't get it out.
Joey: Either way, she sounds funny.
Inuyasha: Yes, she does.
Tea: : ( ((? Angry eyes))
Pegasus: Excuse me, but I'm the one that was knocked out by . . . *tenses up* AHHH! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!! *hits himself over the head*
Inuyasha: You know, that's perfectly understandable.
Joey: *nods in agreement* *suddenly, someone walks in who looks surprisingly a lot like Pegasus, but shorter… a lot shorter.*
Pegasus: *tries to scramble away* NOO!! NOT YOU!!
Someone: *looks shocked*
Everyone else: um....
Inuyasha: Excuse me, but I find you extremely rude... and short.... not that I have anything against short people... er... who are you?
Someone: I am Pegasus's twin sister!! My name is Margaret, but I go by Peggy ((A/N: Peggy is shorthand for Peggy, Pegasus, referred to Peggy last Chapters will now be referred to Pegasus so there is no confusion. Thank you. ))
Pegasus: *held by yami* *still trying to get away*
Pegasus: Not her! She's the DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN!!! ((A/N: Who is actually based of my English teacher ^_^;;))
*Everyone looks confused* Huh?
Pegasus: *Exasperated* I said, she's the DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN.
Yugi: Now, that can't be right.
Peggy: Actually, that's right. It's my official title.
*All stare*
Peggy: Well, it's a self-proclaimed title
Everyone: riiiiiiiiight
Yugi: *To pegasus* So, are you... Peggy's... um.... evil twin brother?
Peggy: ^_^ YUP! that's right! *before Pegasus is able to say anything*
Pegasus: Hey! She's lying, I'm the nice one.
Peggy: Nuh uh.
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Heero: Nuh uh, you steal all my good lines!
*Everyone frowns in confusion, then returns to the argument*
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Peggy: Nuh uh.
Yugi: Please! Stop this worthless fighting! It's almost the end of the chapter anyway…
Inuyasha: Let them be. It's better than- Hey, wait a minute.
Heero: Deja vu!
Pegasus/Peggy: huh?
Yami: *Nods, turns to audience* See the first chapter for reference
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Peggy: Nuh uh. *Fighting continues*
Announcer's Voice: Will Pegasus and Peggy stop fighting? Will Heero ever get good lines? Will Joey ever take Beeno? Will you ever figure out where my voice is coming from? Find out in the next installment!
Thanks to all of the reviewers! You guys are great! Don't worry, Tea is tortured and Heero is back! … from out space… I just walked in- ahh, ok… *sweatdrop* … New characters are going to be added, but not in this chappie ^^;; soon though!
And to Dieoma, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Your scaring the readers. ^_~
Also, this chapter has been a bit messed up, They block the story, making it very difficult to read. I'll try to fix that… if not, well, I can't promise anything.. sadly.
Our heroes are currently in Pegasus's mansion, during which Pegasus is having a hangover.. Poor guy. Anyways, the people there are Yugi, Yami, Pegasus, Joey, Heero, Inuyasha, and others that will make a late appearance, maybe not in this chapter. I have to admit, this chapter is a bit. slow, the action will come in. sooner or later.
Disclaimer - I do not own YGO, GW, or Inuyasha. Plus, all the characters are a bit out of character. Yes, this is on purpose. It's to make it funny. Cause it's a fan-fiction. Yup.
And now. Onwards!!!
Pegasus: *Groggy* Where am I? Was it just a bad dream?
Joey: I wish.
Pegasus: Ah, Joey! What happened last night?
*Everyone stares at Joey, wondering what he's going to say…*
Joey: well, see, when we were at the library, see... we... um
Inuyasha: Just say it
Joey: We went to K-Mart after.. yup
Pegasus: Then why does it feel like someone's hammering in my head? *holds head with hands*
Joey: ... that would be Heero
Heero: *stops hammering* oh sorry... *walks away* That's payback for not giving me enough lines
Everyone else: Huh?
Heero: Never mind . . . *shakes head*
Inuyasha: Actually, I would like to know, it sounds Matrix-y
Joey: Yeah, right, as if there's someone controlling what we say and do . . . *pause*
Everyone: Nah.
Inuyasha: Wasn't it cool yesterday night how they had my costume?
Joey: I think the K-mart worker was strange. I mean, how could anyone be that short and move so fast?
Yami: Yes, and also how Pegasus could change costumes that fast
Yugi: *looking at Pegasus* Um, guys, can we have this conversation later? Pegasus is turning green.
*all look*
Pegasus: *suddenly turns to the side and …well… throws up… or down… or whatever.*
Everyone: ewwwww.
Everyone again: awww. poor Pegasus
Inuyasha: I'm not cleaning it up.
Yugi: Ok, ok, I'll count to three and we'll call it. One, two, three! Not it!
Inuyasha: Not it!
Joey: Not it!
Heero: Not it!
Yami: Not it!
Tea: *Watches a butterfly... fly* huh? ((A/N: MWUHAHA))
Inuyasha: *Hopping around* You're it! You're it!
Tea: I'm it? What did I win?
Joey: *hands her a mop*
Tea: umm... What's this for...? guys???
Inuyasha: *showhost's voice* Today's lucky winner! And behind door number one is: Pegasus and his regurgitated lunch!
Peggy: *moan*
*All shudder*
Tea: Ewww!
Yugi: Well, we all called not it. 'Cept you
Tea: Awwww . . . . please?
Everyone: No way, you do it
Tea: You all owe me big time.
Everyone: *roll their eyes*
Tea: *starts mopping up* *drops mop* *bends down*
Pegasus: *Moans and opens eyes* *catches glimpse of Tea's underwear* Ahhh! My retinas!!! The horror! The unspeakable agony! *faints*
Joey: Oh my gawd, you killed Peggy!
Yugi: *pokes Peggy* Pegasus? Are you okay?
Yami: I think he's unconscious.
Inuyasha: Tea could knock out anyone…with... um... you know
Heero: *shakes Pegasus* Wake up, you one-eyed freak! *gives up*
Pegasus: *still unconscious*
Yami: We can just carry him, back to his room so he can sleep ((A/N Currently they're downstairs))
Inuyasha: I give up. The guy's just not gonna wake u . . . what is that smell?!?!?
Joey: *blushing* Wasn't me. He who smelt it, dealt it.
Yugi: It came from you, Joey! And wow, it smells really really bad!
Inuyasha: We're gonna suffocate!
Pegasus: *shoots up from the floor* Aaarrgghhhh! The smell, I can't take it!
Joey: *manly giggle* Farts, nature's smelling salts.
*Everyone stares at Joey*
Yugi: Um, Joey, are you . . . okay?
Joey: Yes, perfectly peachy, never been better. Why?
Inuyasha: *Stands behind Joey and does the 'coo-coo' thing around his ear*
Tea: *snort/laugh… thing*
Joey: Um, I think Tea's trying to communicate using her native language.
Inuyasha: No, I think she stuffed something up her nose and can't get it out.
Joey: Either way, she sounds funny.
Inuyasha: Yes, she does.
Tea: : ( ((? Angry eyes))
Pegasus: Excuse me, but I'm the one that was knocked out by . . . *tenses up* AHHH! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!! *hits himself over the head*
Inuyasha: You know, that's perfectly understandable.
Joey: *nods in agreement* *suddenly, someone walks in who looks surprisingly a lot like Pegasus, but shorter… a lot shorter.*
Pegasus: *tries to scramble away* NOO!! NOT YOU!!
Someone: *looks shocked*
Everyone else: um....
Inuyasha: Excuse me, but I find you extremely rude... and short.... not that I have anything against short people... er... who are you?
Someone: I am Pegasus's twin sister!! My name is Margaret, but I go by Peggy ((A/N: Peggy is shorthand for Peggy, Pegasus, referred to Peggy last Chapters will now be referred to Pegasus so there is no confusion. Thank you. ))
Pegasus: *held by yami* *still trying to get away*
Pegasus: Not her! She's the DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN!!! ((A/N: Who is actually based of my English teacher ^_^;;))
*Everyone looks confused* Huh?
Pegasus: *Exasperated* I said, she's the DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN.
Yugi: Now, that can't be right.
Peggy: Actually, that's right. It's my official title.
*All stare*
Peggy: Well, it's a self-proclaimed title
Everyone: riiiiiiiiight
Yugi: *To pegasus* So, are you... Peggy's... um.... evil twin brother?
Peggy: ^_^ YUP! that's right! *before Pegasus is able to say anything*
Pegasus: Hey! She's lying, I'm the nice one.
Peggy: Nuh uh.
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Heero: Nuh uh, you steal all my good lines!
*Everyone frowns in confusion, then returns to the argument*
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Peggy: Nuh uh.
Yugi: Please! Stop this worthless fighting! It's almost the end of the chapter anyway…
Inuyasha: Let them be. It's better than- Hey, wait a minute.
Heero: Deja vu!
Pegasus/Peggy: huh?
Yami: *Nods, turns to audience* See the first chapter for reference
Pegasus: Uh huh.
Peggy: Nuh uh. *Fighting continues*
Announcer's Voice: Will Pegasus and Peggy stop fighting? Will Heero ever get good lines? Will Joey ever take Beeno? Will you ever figure out where my voice is coming from? Find out in the next installment!