Avicado
Chapter One
Harry's Confession
Harry looked in to Hermione's deep brown eyes. She was falling madly, insanely in love with him. They were only millimeters apart.
"I think I'm in love," Harry whispered to her.
She knew what he was talking about, and felt the exect ssame way.
"I am too," she said dreamily.
"She's the most beautiful girl in the world! She can do everything! Shes so fit! Ive fancied her forever!"
"May I take a guess as to who this amazing girl is?"
"Oh. I think you know."
"Yes, I think I do." And she leaned over to kiss him, but before she could reach his soft yummy lips, he pulled away.
"But she can never love me back." He turned away from Hermione, looking out the window.
"Yes I can!" She exclaimed.
He whipped around and looked at her, horrified.
"YOU?!"
"Yes Harry!" she hissed. "Aren't I the person that you're talking about?"
"Well, um. no, actually.. You're not."
Hermione looked mortified. She turned the color of the sugar plum fairy eating an avocado. "Oh. um. who were you talking about then?"
"Minerva."
"Who?" Hermione hissed.
"You know! Minerva! The most fit girl in the entire school, of coarse!"
"You don't mean?"
"Yes." he looked down at his avocado. "Minerva McGonigal."
"HARRY!"
"I'm sorry Hermione, but I can't help it! Every time I look at her, my heart leaps like a stag eating avocado! I love her! I cant live without her!"
"Oh Harry!" She looked at him in the eye. "Find someone your own age!" And she kissed him. of the French variety.
He backed away.
"Oh Hermione. I can't! I used to love you! But I don't anymore! I was too late. I fell for our ravishing transfiguration teacher! Just looking at an avocado makes me think of her beautiful face! I just love avocado so much! She's just so fit!"
"OH HARRY! What is it with you and avocado?"
"There yummy. just like her lips!"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?"
"I don't."
He got up, and mad his way up to the Professors table. Hermione watched him with tears in her eyes.
"Professor McGonigal? Can I have a word?"
"Yes Mr. Potter, you can."
"I LOVE YOU MINERVA!!!!!!"
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Chapter One
Harry's Confession
Harry looked in to Hermione's deep brown eyes. She was falling madly, insanely in love with him. They were only millimeters apart.
"I think I'm in love," Harry whispered to her.
She knew what he was talking about, and felt the exect ssame way.
"I am too," she said dreamily.
"She's the most beautiful girl in the world! She can do everything! Shes so fit! Ive fancied her forever!"
"May I take a guess as to who this amazing girl is?"
"Oh. I think you know."
"Yes, I think I do." And she leaned over to kiss him, but before she could reach his soft yummy lips, he pulled away.
"But she can never love me back." He turned away from Hermione, looking out the window.
"Yes I can!" She exclaimed.
He whipped around and looked at her, horrified.
"YOU?!"
"Yes Harry!" she hissed. "Aren't I the person that you're talking about?"
"Well, um. no, actually.. You're not."
Hermione looked mortified. She turned the color of the sugar plum fairy eating an avocado. "Oh. um. who were you talking about then?"
"Minerva."
"Who?" Hermione hissed.
"You know! Minerva! The most fit girl in the entire school, of coarse!"
"You don't mean?"
"Yes." he looked down at his avocado. "Minerva McGonigal."
"HARRY!"
"I'm sorry Hermione, but I can't help it! Every time I look at her, my heart leaps like a stag eating avocado! I love her! I cant live without her!"
"Oh Harry!" She looked at him in the eye. "Find someone your own age!" And she kissed him. of the French variety.
He backed away.
"Oh Hermione. I can't! I used to love you! But I don't anymore! I was too late. I fell for our ravishing transfiguration teacher! Just looking at an avocado makes me think of her beautiful face! I just love avocado so much! She's just so fit!"
"OH HARRY! What is it with you and avocado?"
"There yummy. just like her lips!"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?"
"I don't."
He got up, and mad his way up to the Professors table. Hermione watched him with tears in her eyes.
"Professor McGonigal? Can I have a word?"
"Yes Mr. Potter, you can."
"I LOVE YOU MINERVA!!!!!!"
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How do you like it so far? If you want another chapter, I need at least 10 reviews. I need to know if I should continue with this or not! There's no point of writing more if no one's gonna read them!!! Tootles!