Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or X-men! And I never will so don't bother suing me!
Notes: _____ Ryou to Bakura
'______' Talking to Themselves
Reclaim My Place
By Lady Dragon636
Anzu's eyes fluttered open and she found herself looking into the eyes of Ryou and she did the only thing she could…she punched him.
"Oww! Bloody hell! What was that for?"
Anzu blinked a few times at Ryou's oh so British accent and then she grinned ever so sweetly, which in turn resulted in her receiving a nervous look from Ryou.
"Sorry about that. Who are you anyway?"
"I'm Ryou, Bakura's aibou"
"Ohh! I love your accent. It makes you sound so cute!"
While Ryou was blushing over that, Anzu had decided to latch onto his arm like a deranged fangirl. Yami Malik walked into the room to see an insane looking Anzu attached to Ryou whose head looked like a huge tomato…well actually more of a mutant tomato.
'Hmmm…I wonder what his mutant power would be? Maybe…Wait, what the hell am I thinking?! I've been watching too much X-men! Damn my aibou and his sister to hell!'
"Uhh…Anzu? Could you please let go off me?
Anzu turned her head slightly and attempted to give him the dreaded puppy dog eyes, but that just resulted in her looking even more deranged than usual.
Uhhh Yami?
WHAT?
Could you please get Anzu off me?
Bakura snorted.
Weak aibou, can't even get a woman off him
I'm trying but she's like a bloody vice. She's got a really strong grip!
…Fine
Bakura and Ryou swapped places and Bakura immediately found himself getting a nosebleed because he had just gotten a pretty good view of Anzu's chest. Yami Malik found himself glaring at Bakura.
'Damn motherfucka'
Yami Malik walked up to Bakura and Anzu and he leant into Bakura.
"Get your hands off of my woman, you albino freak!"
Bakura withdrew his gaze from Anzu's chest and gave Yami Malik the finger. Anzu looked up to see that Bakura had taken over the body and she slowly unattached herself from his arm.
Hey Yami!
What you annoying little fool?
You never got her off your arm either. You just stared at her chest like a big pervert!
Shut it aibou!
Or what? I wonder what Anzu would say if she found out you were really busy staring at her chest
Bakura narrowed his eyes.
You wouldn't dare!
Are you sure about that?
Yes. Because if you do, I'll tell everyone your gay and then, while pretending to be you, I'll ask that accursed pharaoh to go out with you, infront of your friends
No way! You wouldn't!
Bakura snorted
Uhh…hello? Liar and a thief
Ohhh…I forgot about that
Bakura sighed.
Idiot
Anzu looked at Bakura curiously and she put her face infront of Bakura's and she leant in so close that their noses where touching, while Yami Malik found himself boiling with suppressed rage.
"Hey Baku-chan? Could you let your aibou out? He's a real hunk! And he has a British accent! I mean, gorgeous or what?"
Bakura and Yami Malik had their mouths hanging open as they both thought the same thing.
'She chose Ryou over me?!'
Bakura was mentally sent a picture of Ryou doing the V sign and a huge grin across his face in his Super Deformed form.
Damn stupid aibou
I love you too Yami
Fuck off
Anzu finally decided to go watch some TV, except for the fact that she doesn't know what the hell a TV is anyway, Anzu walked up to the TV and stared at it very curiously.
"Uhhh…you guys?"
Bakura and Yami Malik both broke out of their stupor.
"Yeah?"
"What's this box thing?"
Bakura and Yami Malik both found themselves sweatdropping.
"It's called a TV"
"TV? What is this TV you speak of?"
Yami Malik rolled his eyes.
"For an evil tyrant, you sure don't know much"
Anzu growled.
"Are you calling me stupid?"
Yami Malik grinned.
"I guess so"
Before Bakura or Yami Malik could bat an eyelid, Anzu had appeared infront of Yami Malik and was now in the process of choking the hell out of him.
"Aaak…can't…breath!"
"Good! That'll teach you to call me stupid!"
Bakura stood there laughing his ass off, but he decided to intervene when Yami Malik's face had turned an unhealthy shade of blue.
"Uhhh…Anzu?"
"What?"
"Don't you think you should maybe loosen your grip, you're killing him"
"Well, duh! That was the idea genius!"
Bakura rolled his eyes and grabbed Anzu's waist and hoisted her off Yami Malik, whose face was now returning to it's normal colour.
"Baku-chan, let me go!"
"Not until you calm down Anzu!"
"But he called me stupid!"
Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Anzu, you've been called a lot worse, so hush"
Anzu pouted as Bakura set her down gently on the couch and turned the TV on, which resulted in Anzu's eyes growing huge.
"It's magic!"
"No, it's TV"
"Who knew that mortals could posses such extraordinary magic to create this…TV?"
"Anzu, it's not magic and this TV is powered by electricity"
"Is this electricity magic aswell?"
"NO!"
Bakura flicked through the channels until it landed on Fox Kids.
Hey Yami, let me have the body!
Why the hell should I?
Because X-men is on!
Bakura sighed.
Fine, but I get the body for the whole of tomorrow, got it?
You bet!
Yami Malik felt his eye twitch when he heard the theme music of X-men start.
'No, damnit. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Yami Malik felt the X-men fanatic in him come racing out as he threw himself onto the other side of Anzu, who was right now completely oblivious to what was happening.
***HALF AN HOUR LATER***
Anzu glomped both Ryou and Yami Malik.
"This X-men is fabulous! Who knew mortals could posses that great amount of magic?! They could be as strong as some of the Duel Monster cards!"
Ryou sighed.
"They're not real Anzu!"
Before letting Anzu say anything, Ryou spoke again.
"Who's your favourite X-men anyway? My favourites are Rogue and Cyclops!"
Yami Malik rolled his eyes.
"No way! Rogue and Wolverine!"
Anzu snorted.
"My favourites are Storm and Wolverine. This Rogue is quite good for a mortal. I do also like the one named Gambit, but all the others annoy me, especially that Jean Grey!"
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So what did you guys think?
I'm thinking of adding a Duel Monsters tournament to this fic and I was wondering if you wonderful reviewers could e-mail me your duellists and a mock duel.
There is a limit to the duellists entered by a person and that limit is 1 because I'd like to add a lot of your duellists in this fic!
The rules of this are the same as Battle City so that means you have to sacrifice a lower level monster to summon higher levelled monsters.
One more favour, does anyone know Bakura and Yami Malik's decks for Battle City?
Please R/R
Thanks to everybody who reviewed ^_^